TSiegel
I spoil things.
"Well since we've dived into what we all believe and what we all think is for ****...allow me."
(Fadein, Cameron Cruise in front of an office-like desk, his feet up crossed over the other, and leaned back against the wall. He reaches into his pocket and produces a remote control and presses 'Play', to which the movie "Bull Durham" plays.)
BD: I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, longforeplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap. (beat) I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the "sweet spot", voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.
(Cruise presses 'Stop' on the remote control and then puts it in the desk drawer.)
CRUISE: I also think you're full of **** and and talking in metaphors while wearing a costume as the "Mad Hatter", in full makeup, is an act of desperation, especially since you're talking about looking past the possibility that YOU might be the one I pin for the title.
You look past a man in exchange for a KID that holds a title that should've never went into his possession in the first place.
But you...then World Champion...thought..."Sure...he's a schmuck...but I'll beat 'em and move on to the next guy...what's his name?? "Tha Eliminator"?? That's his sidekick right??Aw forget it...let's go see what Rozy's cookin' up at home.."
Well...At least the first part's right.
He is a schmuck.
But that doesn't change the fact that he nearly beat you do death to win that title.
Me??
I'll just straight up BEAT ya..not by the use of a chair...not by the use of a briefcase...
But by OUTWRESTLING you.
Because that's what I'm best at and that's what I DO.
So what if I haven't won a World Championship yet.
Yet is the Operative word, First.
Besides...you of all people should know:
Everything takes TIME.
And it's just a matter of TIME...before I accomplish what I set out to do when I first signed a contract on Day One with Dallas Michaels:
Make an Impact. And become the World Heavyweight Champion.
Thus far...I've been able to take care of the first part of the equation, and then some...and you know the evidence is there to prove it.
That title is coming home with me....no metaphoric reasoning about it.
Because that's a REALITY CHECK, First...that when it's all said and done...you may not like it...but you RESPECT it.
Because I more than well deserve it.
(Fadeout.)
(Fadein, Cameron Cruise in front of an office-like desk, his feet up crossed over the other, and leaned back against the wall. He reaches into his pocket and produces a remote control and presses 'Play', to which the movie "Bull Durham" plays.)
BD: I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, longforeplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap. (beat) I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the "sweet spot", voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.
(Cruise presses 'Stop' on the remote control and then puts it in the desk drawer.)
CRUISE: I also think you're full of **** and and talking in metaphors while wearing a costume as the "Mad Hatter", in full makeup, is an act of desperation, especially since you're talking about looking past the possibility that YOU might be the one I pin for the title.
You look past a man in exchange for a KID that holds a title that should've never went into his possession in the first place.
But you...then World Champion...thought..."Sure...he's a schmuck...but I'll beat 'em and move on to the next guy...what's his name?? "Tha Eliminator"?? That's his sidekick right??Aw forget it...let's go see what Rozy's cookin' up at home.."
Well...At least the first part's right.
He is a schmuck.
But that doesn't change the fact that he nearly beat you do death to win that title.
Me??
I'll just straight up BEAT ya..not by the use of a chair...not by the use of a briefcase...
But by OUTWRESTLING you.
Because that's what I'm best at and that's what I DO.
So what if I haven't won a World Championship yet.
Yet is the Operative word, First.
Besides...you of all people should know:
Everything takes TIME.
And it's just a matter of TIME...before I accomplish what I set out to do when I first signed a contract on Day One with Dallas Michaels:
Make an Impact. And become the World Heavyweight Champion.
Thus far...I've been able to take care of the first part of the equation, and then some...and you know the evidence is there to prove it.
That title is coming home with me....no metaphoric reasoning about it.
Because that's a REALITY CHECK, First...that when it's all said and done...you may not like it...but you RESPECT it.
Because I more than well deserve it.
(Fadeout.)