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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
[Taped Earlier Tonight]
(Backstage Black Rose standing with Jared Wells wearing a sleeveless Armani suit w/tie, the B.A.D World Title over his shoulder, as he gazes into space with a confident look on his face. You hear half of the crowd boo and half chant LOVE)
BLACK ROSE: Jared tonight at Lost Paradise you will team up with fellow L.O.V.E member, Anarky to take on Richard Gideon, Shawn Hart, Mike Lane and the WFW World Champion, Michael Manson. What are you expecting tonight?
JARED WELLS: (Jared begins to rap) I got the magic stick, I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice, I hit the baddest chicks, Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight, And I'll show you maaagic WHA? WHA? Maaagic, I got the magic stick. (Stops) Black Rose, I'm a freak to the core baby. Tonight, the world will change in front of our eyes. This isn't some three team fight. It's a matter of who survives. Shawn Hart, you've been done. Ever since you came back and opened your mouth. You want to see how far (BLEEP) goes? Sprinkle that bowl hit with some snow just a bit more for me. Your partner Dick Gideon, who cares. Who is he? Mike Lane, Mr. ESPN. The guy who's more involved with baseball statistics than his worthless career. Welcome back Lane, I've already proved my point with you. Your just here because this is the last call. Of course our WFW Champ, Mikey Manson. What can I say about the guy? Besides his humor is about as dull as his sex life. But it's not even about that Black Rose. It's about Manson being the man on top of the world right now claiming he can stop L.O.V.E. You can't Manson. So here is my chance to take everything you have, everything you believe in, and shove it right up your (BLEEP). 'Nark and I know what we have to do here. No, we won't pull and OJ Simpson thing here. Tonight, marks a new era of war.
BLACK ROSE: What do you mean new era of war?
JARED WELLS: You think I'm (BLEEP) stupid? I've heard the rumors around here. I won't get into detail but whatever or whoever dares to step into my world, I'll be ready. They'll bring the guns and I'll have a tank ready to blow their (BLEEP) up! Got it?
BLACK ROSE: Guys back to you!
[BROADCAST BOOTH]
BRANDON JACOBS: Good god, what is LOVE planning now? Just another reason why this warning must be given…. Folks, sometimes in wrestling, when the battle heats up, you can’t distinguish the good from the evil. With that, I provide the following warning, if you are watching this with a youngster, you may want to send them to bed because we can not guarantee this won’t get out of control. That is why we decided to hold this match at a bar across the street from Fenway. The last time Manson and Anarky it caused a riot at the live show and for the sake of Fenway and the safety of the fans, we have decided this is for the best. A few notes for all those involves, because this match is in a bar, there will be no entrances, all six men are waiting to start the brawl and when the cowbell rings, this match will be underway. Lets send this one over to Marx & Vic!
[The Bar Across the Street, Marx and Vic are sitting on stools behind the bar in an effort to keep away from the action.]
::Vic takes a big swig of Vodka::
VIC WATERS: This is going to be the best match ever.
JONATHAN MARX: Just keep on drinking until this turns into Maelstrom vs. Anarky.
VIC WATERS: Bar tender, don’t let the bottom of this shot glass see the light of day…
JONATHAN MARX: You know that bar tender is going to bail the moment this match begins for his own safety.
VIC WATERS: It is so hard to find good help these days.
::WFW Cuban Referee Umberto Gonzalez stands with cowbell in hand::
:::Manson is decked out in a catcher’s helmet and padding for protection, Anarky is wearing his trademark leather jacket, Jared Wells is in his usual attire with his fists taped up, Gideon, Lane, and Hart are in their usual attire::
UMBERTO GONZALEZ: This match will be conducted under BAD rules which MEANS…. there are no rules. We do ask for some consideration though because this is former MFL owner Keith Turner’s bar and WFW will have to pay for all damages. The first man to score a pinfall wins the match for his team. When I ring this cowbell, this match will officially begin, good luck to you all.
::rings cowbell::
JONATHAN MARX: THERE IS THE BELL AND THIS BRAWL IS UNDERWAY!
VIC WATERS: I love a good old fashioned fight.
JONATHAN MARX: ANARKY AND MANSON ARE FACING OFF! JARED WELLS AND SHAWN HART ARE GOING ONE ON ONE! GIDEON AND MIKE LANE ARE FIGHTING! Each man has paired off and they are taking the fight to each other.
VIC WATERS: I haven’t seen two men rip into each other like Manson and Anarky have in ages. There is a real deep seeded hatred there between them.
JONATHAN MARX: It is their great competitiveness which makes them the stars that they are. ANARKY IS FIRING CLOSED RIGHT HANDS RIGHT INTO THE FACE AGAINST MANSON AND HE HIM BACK UP TO THE BAR AS MANSON IS ATTEMPTING TO FIGHT BACK! Anarky grabs some vodka in a shot glass…. HE THROWS IT IN THE EYES OF MANSON!
VIC WATERS: I’ve spilled many a vodka in a drunken stupor and when it gets in your eyes, it really b
urns.
JONATHAN MARX: Damn, how drunk do you have to be to miss your mouth?
VIC WATERS: Well…
JONATHAN MARX: Anarky is backing up…. HE CHARGES MANSON WITH A FLYING FOREARM….. MANSON BACK BODY DROPS HIM AND HE GOES UP AND OVER THE BAR AND BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FALL OFF THE SHELVES ONTO ANARKY AS HE CRASHES DOWN TO THE GROUND!
VIC WATERS: That was pure intuition by Manson. He sensed Anarky was coming and was able to drop himself down just in time.
JONATHAN MARX: Shawn Hart is firing away at Jared Wells with Discus punches and Wells is stumbling all over the place!
VIC WATERS: The former WFW World Heavyweight Champion is laying into the current BAD World Heavyweight Champion, he realizes to get back up to the top again, he has to prove himself against the best wrestlers in the current WFW and Jared Wells is certainly one of them.
JONATHAN MARX: JARED WELLS RUSHES SHAWN HART AND SHAWN HART TAKES JARED WELLS DOWN WITH A HIP TOSS AND JARED WELLS LANDS ON HIS BEHIND!
VIC WATERS: Old school wrestling shows up in the strangest of places.
JONATHAN MARX: Mike Lane and Gideon are brawling through the restaurant part of the bar…. LANE TAKES A NAPKIN DISPENSER AND BLASTS GIDEON UPSIDE THE HEAD! Gideon falls down and it looks like Gideon is beginning to bleed.
VIC WATERS: Gideon has always been an over achiever.
JONATHAN MARX: Mike Lane goes to pick up Gideon…. GIDEON ELBOWS MIKE LANE RIGHT IN THE RIBS REPEATEDLY WITH SEVERAL SHOTS!
VIC WATERS: Gideon is driving those hard elbows right into the chest of Lane and he is taking the fight right back to him. That is the great thing about Gideon, he may be primarily a technician, but he can hold himself well against anyone.
JONATHAN MARX: Gideon waistlocks the doubled over Lane from behind…. RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: Lane landed really hard on his head.
JONATHAN MARX: A dazed Manson is getting up and he is climbing on top of the bar….. Anarky who is covered in alcohol from the broken wine bottles is getting up….. MANSON HURRICANRANAS ANARKY AND FLIPS HIM OVER THE BAR ONTO THE GROUND!
VIC WATERS: Manson is trying to work over that back of Anarky….
JONATHAN MARX: Manson gets back up and he climbs on top of the bar….. MANSON BACKS UP FOR A RUNNING START AND FLIES OFF AND HITS ANARKY WITH A FLYING ELBOW RIGHT IN THE CHEST!
VIC WATERS: The WFW World Heavyweight Champion Manson is putting his body on the line to take out Anarky. Wait a second, look at Shawn Hart!
JONATHAN MARX: SHAWN HART HAS A SLEEPER HOLDER LOCKED IN ON WELLS AND WELLS IS TRYING TO ESCAPE! Wells is waving his arms around trying to break free from Shawn Hart’s gasp but he can’t!
VIC WATERS: Jared Wells doesn’t want to be the one who lets down LOVE tonight. He has worked too hard for too long to become the scapegoat.
JONATHAN MARX: Jared Wells reaches out…. HE GRABS A POTTED PLANT AND HE DUMPS THE DIRT ON SHAWN HART’S FACE TO GET HIM TO BREAK THE HOLD!
VIC WATERS: I always knew the Fun Bus was a bunch of potheads.
JONATHAN MARX: Shawn Hart is trying to wipe the dirt off of his face…. JARED WELLS STRIKES WHEN HE HAS THE CHANCE AND HITS SHAWN HART WITH A SAVATE KICK AND HE FALLS BACKWARDS ONTO A TABLE!
VIC WATERS: Hart went down like an oak tree and with the amount of dirt on him, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was one.
JONATHAN MARX: Wells pulls Shawn Hart’s body across the table so his body stretches from end to end… what could Wells be planning here?!
VIC WATERS: Knowing Jared Wells, it can’t be good…
JONATHAN MARX: JARED WELLS IS CLIMBING ON TOP OF A TABLE ACROSS FROM SHAWN HART…. WELLS JUMPS OFF WITH A GUILLOTINE LEGDROP ON SHAWN HART AND SHAWN HART FLIPS OVER AND ON TO THE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: Jared Wells could have crushed Shawn Hart’s neck with that.
JONATHAN MARX: Jared Wells is doing his best to welcome Shawn Hart back to WFW. He hasn’t seen this much violence since Merrython.
VIC WATERS: Gideon doesn’t look like he is having trouble getting into the spirit of things either.
JONATHAN MARX: GIDEON HAS BEEN HOLDING THE BACK BREAKER AND HE IS DRIVING THAT KNEE RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF LANE!
VIC WATERS: Gideon must figure if he can keep Lane down, he’ll be able to keep Lane from mixing it up.
JONATHAN MARX: GIDEON BREAKS THE HOLD! Gideon picks up Lane…. LANE STARTS FIRING BACK WITH RIGHT HANDS AND HE IS ROCKING GIDEON! GIDEON CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT LANE DUCKS! LANE HITS GIDEON WITH A FOREARM SMASH FROM BEHIND AND GIDEON GOES DOWN!
VIC WATERS: Lane blindsided Gideon with that forearm shot.
JONATHAN MARX: Lane grabs Gideon by the hair…. HE WHIPS HIM TOWARDS THE BAR WINDOW…. OH MY GOD! Gideon breaks through the window and falls down on the ground on the sidewalk below and Gideon is covered in shards of glass.
VIC WATERS: Good gawd, we are going to have to pay for that window aren’t we?
JONATHAN MARX: Every bloody cent….
VIC WATERS: What is with Lane? Lane has no respect for anyone or anything. He is one of the most vicious men I have ever seen in the squared circle.
JONATHAN MARX: All Lane cares about is body count…. Speaking of body count… ANARKY AND MANSON ARE GOING AT IT AGAIN! Manson was working over Anarky’s back in the camel clutch but Anarky tipped over a chair right into Manson’s face in order to get him to break the hold and Anarky took the opportunity to escape…. MANSON HAS ANARKY PRESSED AGAINST THE WALL AND MANSON IS GOING FOR THE THROAT OF ANARKY!
VIC WATERS: This has a double effect on Anarky, not only is Manson choking him but he pressing Anarky’s worked over back right into the wall which after all Anarky has been through, has to hurt like hell.
JONATHAN MARX: ANARKY IS FIRING BACK WITH KNEE LIFTS AND MANSON TAKES SEVERAL SHOTS IN THE MIDSECTION! Manson is beginning to lose his balance…. ANARKY HITS MANSON WITH A FLYING FOREARM TAKING HIM DOWN!
VIC WATERS: He finally nailed the forearm.
JONATHAN MARX: ANARKY CLIMBS ON TOP OF MANSON AND HE STARTS PUNCHING HIM WITH CLOSED FISTS RIGHT TO THE HEAD! Wait a second, here comes Lane from behind…. LANE PICKS UP A CHAIR AND HE NAILS ANARKY AND HE BREAKS A CHAIR OVER HIS BACK!
VIC WATERS: It looks like there is no question whose side Mike Lane is on. The side of the evil, evil Michael Manson…
JONATHAN MARX: Jared Wells sits the unconscious Shawn Hart down in a chair…. WELLS IS TAKING OUT A LIGHTER AND HE IS SETTING HIS HEAVILY TAPED UP HANDS ON FIRE!
VIC WATERS: Jared Wells must be wearing fire proof gloves underneath all of that tape.
JONATHAN MARX: WELLS STARTS WAILING ON HART WITH HIS FISTS OF FIRE AND HART TUMBLES OVER IN HIS CHAIR! Anarky calls out to Wells and Wells comes over to help! WELLS SWINGS AT LANE WITH HIS FIRE PUNCHES AND CONNECTS AND DOWN GOES LANE!
VIC WATERS: It looked like Lane just wanted to get out of the way of that punch and went down to the ground. I can’t blame him for not wanting to be set on fire by one of those shots.
JONATHAN MARX: An irritated Manson is getting up…. MANSON WANTS TO FIGHT WELLS ONE ON ONE!
VIC WATERS: You sort of have to question Manson’s sanity to fight Wells with his fists of fire.
JONATHAN MARX: JARED WELLS SWINGS AT MANSON BUT MANSON DUCKS! Manson delivers a shot straight to the gut…. RIGHT! LEFT! ANOTHER RIGHT! WELLS IS REELING!
VIC WATERS: Come on Wells!
JONATHAN MARX: MANSON HAS WELLS ON THE ROPES! Manson goes to finish him off…. WELLS HITS MANSON WITH THE LEFT HOOK AND MANSON GOES DOWN!
VIC WATERS: Where did that come from?
JONATHAN MARX: Wells must have learned that in a bar fight somewhere.
VIC WATERS: And unlike David Wells, when Jared gets into a bar fight, the only person who breaks their hand is the other guy…
JONATHAN MARX: JARED WELLS GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THE NIGHT! Umberto Gonzalez goes down to count! 1--------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------ MIKE LANE PULLS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER OFF THE WALL AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT!
VIC WATERS: Mike Lane barely save his partner there. It looked like there was a sense of hesitation before he broke up the pin.
JONATHAN MARX: JARED WELLS IS GETTING UP AND BOTH FISTS ARE STILL ON FIRE…. MIKE LANE SPRAYS THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER RIGHT AT WELLS AND FINALLY PUTS THE FIRE OUT! That spray is getting all in Wells eyes but he can’t get it out because both of his hands are still hot from the fire gloves.
VIC WATERS: Poor Jared, he is a sitting duck now.
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE GIVES JARED WELLS A NUTSHOT AND DOUBLES HIM OVER!
VIC WATERS: If this was our next show down in Mexico, Mike Lane would be disqualified right now.
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE PICKS JARED WELLS UP AND LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR WITH A STALLING BRAINBUSTER…. HE HOLDS JARED WELLS UP HIGH IN ORDER TO GET ALL THE BLOOD RUSHING TO HIS HEAD AND THEN HE DRIVES HIM DOWN HARD RIGHT ON THAT WOODEN FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: That sound that Jared Wells’ head made was literally sickening.
JONATHAN MARX: Wait a second… HERE COMES RICHARD GIDEON AND HE IS COMING BACK THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR! Mike Lane goes down for the count on Wells and Umberto Gonzalez rushes to make the count! 1--------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------- GIDEON DIVES ACROSS THE ROOM TO PUSH LANE OFF BEFORE GONZALEZ COULD COUNT THE THREE!
VIC WATERS: Richard Gideon wasn’t about to let Mike Lane walk out of here the winner at the expense of him and Shawn Hart.
JONATHAN MARX: Mike Lane and Gideon are getting up…. MIKE LANE GRABS A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND HE TAKES A WILD SWING AT GIDEON…. GIDEON DUCKS BEHIND THE POLE AND THE BOTTLE SHATTERS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
VIC WATERS: I wouldn’t want to be Keith Turner tomorrow.
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE IS STILL GOING AFTER RICHARD GIDEON WITH THAT HALF BROKEN VODKA BOTTLE! Gideon is trying to back away but Lane is coming right after him….. SHAWN HART GETS UP FROM HIS CHAIR AND HE JUMPS ONTO MIKE LANE’S BACK IN ORDER TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING AT GIDEON!
VIC WATERS: Whether you love Shawn Hart or you hate him, he is always loyal to his own and he just put himself on the line for the sake of Gideon.
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE LETS GO OF THE BROKEN VODKA BOTTLE AND HE BACKS UP AND DRIVES SHAWN HART RIGHT INTO THAT SUPPORT POLE IN ORDER TO GET HIM OFF HIS BACK!
VIC WATERS: Boy, Shawn Hart has had a rough match.
JONATHAN MARX: Shawn Hart looks totally dead on his feet…. MIKE LANE SWINGS WITH A RIGHT HAND AND SHAWN HART MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND LANE DRIVES HIS HAND RIGHT INTO THE POLE! Anarky is starting to get up…
VIC WATERS: He may have broken his hand on that shot!
JONATHAN MARX: Mike Lane is grabbing his hand in pain….. SHAWN HART CHARGES MIKE LANE AND HE HITS HIM WITH THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO RIGHT IN THE FACE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
VIC WATERS: Shawn Hart with the shot out of no where with that one…..
JONATHAN MARX: SHAWN HART GOES FOR THE COVER! Gonzalez goes down for the count! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------------- ANARKY BREAKS UP THE PINFALL!
VIC WATERS: If Anarky didn’t make the save, this match would be over because once Hart hits the El Codo Explosivo, the match is over. .
JONATHAN MARX: SHAWN HART AND ANARKY ARE THROWING PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH!
VIC WATERS: I don’t think these two have ever met one on one so this may be a first ever meeting… or at least my alcohol dulled brain can’t remember it.
JONATHAN MARX: SHAWN HART TACKLES ANARKY AND THEY CRASH ONTO HARD ONTO THE TABLE!
VIC WATERS: These tables here appear to be pretty sturdy, but when those two landed, it appeared the table may have cracked a bit.
JONATHAN MARX: THEY ARE AT EACH OTHER’S THROATS! Shawn Hart grabs the pepper…. HE IS TRYING TO DUMP IT INTO THE FACE OF ANARKY IN ORDER TO BLIND HIM!
VIC WATERS: Wait a second…. What the hell is Mike Lane doing?!
JONATHAN MARX: Good God, Mike Lane is taking wash clothes and he is soaking them with alcohol from the bar… OH MY GOD VIC, LETS GO!
VIC WATERS: WHY!?
::Marx and Vic climb over the bar and head towards the door in order to call the action::
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE TAKES OUT A LIGHTER AND HE IS SETTING THE BAR ON FIRE!
VIC WATERS: No, not the bar damnit!
JONATHAN MARX: ANARKY AND HART ROLL OFF THE TABLE AND ANARKY CRASHES ONTO HIS BACK WITH HART ON TOP OF HIM! It looks like Hart has won the war for now….. LANE IS COMING OVER AND HE GRABS SHAWN HART BY THE HAIR!
VIC WATERS: What could Lane be planning to do to Shawn Hart? We just got him back!
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE WHIPS SHAWN HART INTO THE BAR BUT SHAWN HART MANAGES TO CRASH BAR AVOIDING THE FIRE!
VIC WATERS: Shawn Hart must have an angel on his shoulder…
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE PICKS UP SHAWN HART AND HE PRESSING HIM CLOSE TO FIRE AND THREATENING TO PUT HIM IN IT IF HE DOESN’T GIVE UP!
VIC WATERS: Shawn Hart should do the smart thing and give up, there is no reason to risk your life at the hands of a madman.
JONATHAN MARX: The referee looks like he is about to call the bell for Shawn Hart’s sake…. A BATTERED AND BEATEN JARED WELLS IS GETTING UP AND HE IS APPROACHING MIKE LANE! Lane is telling him to back off or he’ll be next…. OH MY GOD, JARED WELLS HAS PULLED OUT A GUN ON MIKE LANE AND HE IS TELLING HIM TO LET GO OF SHAWN HART!
VIC WATERS: Now wait a second, who is the craziest person in this match right now?
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE LETS GO OF SHAWN HART AND GIDEON IS TRYING TO GET SHAWN HART TO SAFETY!
VIC WATERS: Thank god Shawn Hart is okay.
JONATHAN MARX: JARED WELLS RUSHES MIKE LANE WITH THE GUN AND PUTS IT TO HIS HEAD! HE IS TELLING LANE THAT IF DOESN’T GIVE UP, HE IS GOING TO KILL HIM!
VIC WATERS: Gonzalez is telling Lane to give up already before Wells cooks his goose.
JONATHAN MARX: WAIT A SECOND, MANSON WHO STUMBLED BACKWARDS AND GOT HIT IN THE HEAD BY A PAY TELEPHONE EARLIER AFTER THAT HOOK BY JARED WELLS IS GETTING BACK UP…..
VIC WATERS: Finally, someone who deserves it is going to get it….
JONATHAN MARX: Manson is looking around at everyone petrified at what Wells will do…. WELLS IS TELLING HIM TO STAY BACK OR HE’LL SHOOT HIS PARTNER!
VIC WATERS: Wells has completely snapped, I can’t believe he would do this.
JONATHAN MARX: MANSON IS TELLING HIM TO SHOOT LANE! MY GOD MANSON HAS SNAPPED! Lane is cursing at Manson!
VIC WATERS: Maybe he thinks Wells isn’t man enough to do it.
JONATHAN MARX: WELLS SHOOTS …. OH MY GOD, IT WAS A WATER GUN!
VIC WATERS: Did Manson know that for sure that for sure though or did he just put his partner’s life at stake?
JONATHAN MARX: He knew, I think. MIKE LANE FALLS DOWN IN MENTAL EXHAUSTION AND WELLS AND MANSON ARE GOING TO TOE TO TOE!
VIC WATERS: What gets lost in all of that is Wells actually did save Shawn Hart from being burned at the hands of a frustrated Mike Lane coming off that pinfall… when Lane gets back into this, there is going to be hell to pay for a lot of people.
JONATHAN MARX: SHAWN HART AND GIDEON COME OVER AND THEY ARE TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY TO BEAT DOWN MIKE LANE WHILE MANSON IS DISTRACTED!
VIC WATERS: Nothing like a good group beat down to solidify the bonds of a group….
JONATHAN MARX: WELLS IS BACKING HIM UP TOWARDS THE CORNER! Manson takes a picture of Babe Ruth off the wall…. HE CRACKS IT OVER THE HEAD OF JARED WELLS AND JARED WELLS IS BUSTED OPEN!
VIC WATERS: Well has gotten struck down by the Curse of the Bambino because Manson was swinging for the fences.
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE IS BATTLING BACK AGAINST SHAWN HART AND GIDEON! LANE GRABS A COUPLE OF THE FLAMING TOWELS HE SET ON FIRE AND HE THROWS IT AT GIDEON WHO BARELY GETS OUT OF THE WAY!
VIC WATERS: Uh oh.
JONATHAN MARX: Uh oh?
VIC WATERS: MIKE LANE JUST SET THE TABLE SECTION OF THE BAR ON FIRE!
JONATHAN MARX: DAMNIT! Somebody do something before this damn place burns down! Shawn Hart looks like he is going for help! Anarky is starting to get up….
VIC WATERS: Thank god someone has the presence of mind to do something!
JONATHAN MARX: MIKE LANE KICKS GIDEON IN THE GUT AMIDST THE DISTRACTION! 1999 STYLE CLASH BY LANE! Gonzalez goes down for the count!
VIC WATERS: Lane better get this before this whole place burns down the ground.
JONATHAN MARX: THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1----------------------------------------2------------------------ ANARKY PULLS GIDEON’S FEET FROM UNDER LANE TO BREAK UP THE COUNT!
VIC WATERS: DAMN IT! LANE ALMOST HAD IT!
JONATHAN MARX: MANSON GRABS THE PEANUT BOWL AND CRACKS OVER THE HEAD OF WELLS WHO REFUSES TO GO DOWN! Wells is wandering around dazed and confused… MANSON NAILS WELLS WITH THE WILD BUCK BOMB! MANSON IS GOING FOR THE COVER AND THE REFEREE IS LOOKING FOR A SAFE PLACE TO COUNT!
VIC WATERS: Please let this be it….
JONATHAN MARX: SHAWN HART IS CARRYING CASES OF POLAND SPRING WATER OUT FROM THE BACK! Apparently that was only thing he could find in the bar which wasn’t flammable.
VIC WATERS: It is a bar, how many people ask for water?!
JONATHAN MARX: There appears to be some note on the side.. but damnit, I can’t make it out through this smoke. Shawn Hart is trying to open up the cases to get the water out…. A TIRED GIDEON IS CALLING TO HART TO MAKE THE SAVE ON WELLS!! THE REFEREE GOES DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT! 1---------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------- SHAWN HART RUNS ACROSS THE ROOM TO BREAK UP THE PINFALL RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE!
VIC WATERS: What does “To Vic Love Keith” mean?
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t know, what does “To Vic Love Keith” mean…. OH MY GOD, THE POLAND SPRING WATER HAS JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE AND THIS FIRE IS GETTING MUCH WORSE!
VIC WATERS: We have to get out of here Jonathan.
JONATHAN MARX: Shawn Hart is trying to get Gideon back up but he looks out of it after that 1999…. ANARKY PICKS MANSON AND ANARKY AND MANSON ARE GOING AT IT TOOTH AND NAIL! Manson has advantage on Anarky and he is backing Anarky up towards the fire.
VIC WATERS: These two really should be barred from ever facing each other again, things always go horribly wrong.
JONATHAN MARX: JARED WELLS GETS UP AND HE CLIPS MANSON FROM BEHIND TO SAVE ANARKY! Manson is grabbing the back of his knee and he looks hurt.
VIC WATERS: Wells looks like he is totally out of gas as well after that, if Anarky wants to win this match, he is going to have to do it on his own.
JONATHAN MARX: ANARKY IS DRAGGING MANSON BACK INTO THE TABLE AREA AND HE IS CLIMBING UP ONTO THE TABLE THAT HE AND HART WERE FIGHTING ON EARLIER…. ANARKY IS PULLING MANSON UP ONTO THAT FLAMING TABLE..
VIC WATERS: Anarky better becareful or he is going to burn himself… those flames are getting way too high.
JONATHAN MARX: ANARKY HITS THE CHAOS BREAKER AND FINALLY THE TABLE BREAKS! ANARKY COVERS MANSON! Gonzalez covers up his mouth and he goes down for the count!
VIC WATERS: The referee is trying to find a place on the floor to make the count without accidently setting himself on fire.
JONATHAN MARX: THE REF GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1--------------------------------------2----------------------------------------------------3! ANARKY AND JARED WELLS HAVE WON THE MATCH! Lets get the hell out of here Vic.
::Marx and Vic head towards the broken window which Lane broke earlier and call the rest of the match from outside::
JONATHAN MARX: HERE COMES FELIX RED AND PSYCHO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR … HART, GIDEON, AND LANE ARE ALL BAILING OUT THE BACK DOOR BEFORE THINGS GET EVEN WORSE!
VIC WATERS: After their attack on Larry Tact, they want no part of LOVE in that flaming bar.
JONATHAN MARX: LOVE IS BEATING DOWN MANSON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRE AS THESE FLAMES ARE BEGINNING TO ENGULF THE BAR!
VIC WATERS: BEAT MANSON DOWN! Make him pay!
JONATHAN MARX: FELIX RED IS ASKING WELLS, PSYCHO, AND ANARKY TO PICK MANSON UP… FELIX RED LIFTS UP MANSON…. ECSTASY TO AGONY ON THE HARD WOODEN FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: Manson looks like his back is in a lot of pain, by the time LOVE gets through with him, he may not be able to defend the title next show against El Arco Iris let alone Copycat & Michaels at the PPV.
JONATHAN MARX: IF THESE GUYS DON’T GET OUT OF HERE SOON, THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES WILL BE THE NEXT SHOW! WAIT A SECOND, HERE COMES COPYCAT WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND LOVE BAILS OUT BACK DOOR! Copycat grabs the title and Manson and he is dragging Manson out the front door to safety.
VIC WATERS: Copycat may have just save Manson’s life. This bar is going up in flames!
JONATHAN MARX: That fire looks like it is out of control…. GOOD GOD, THE ROOF JUST COLLAPSED! Thank god everyone got out in time…
VIC WATERS: Damn, first we signed all four members of Inner Circle and now we have to pay for a new bar,
JONATHAN MARX: COPYCAT IS STANDING OVER MANSON AND IS SIGNALING THAT HIS TITLE WILL SOON BE HIS!
VIC WATERS: Manson is coughing, but it looks like he’ll be okay. I am start to think that WFW ownership is right and we should never do Anarky vs. Manson again. The first time they caused a riot and now they have burned down my good friend Keith Turner’s bar.
JONATHAN MARX: Never, ever, again…. Whose inheritance do you think is going to have to pay for all of this? Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback, we will be back at Fenway for Paradise Lost cage match between Copycat and Scotty Michaels were both men’s futures will be in jeopardy in an attempt to get the stipulations they want for their WFW World Heavyweight Title match at the PPV….. STAY TUNED!