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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
BRANDON JACOBS: Tonight, Chris McMillan faces his greatest challenge to date, the man who drove Manson to his limit for months and months before finally beating him on PPV, the world’s most evil super villain, Rat Fink. It won’t be easy, but I think McMillan statement today and show the whole entire world that he is for real. Wrestlers like McMillan are the future of the WFW because of never say die spirit and if you have any doubt that those characteristics are important, look no further than our WFW World Heavyweight Champion Psycho.
VIC WATERS: But remember, Rat Fink is an evil, evil man. There are sometimes when I think he has a more dastardly mind than Doc Silver himself.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is quite a compliment coming from a Doc Silver fanboy like you. I’m not saying it will be easy, but I like all of the other fans in this area believe in this young rookie sensation Chris McMillan. Let’s see what happens for ourselves, let’s send this one to ringside!
::Megalomaniac by KMFDM blares over the speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from WCW Special Forces, one of the greatest super villains of our time, RAT FINK!!
::Rat Fink walks down to the ring with his cheesy sci fi covered in fur robot manager::
::”Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth explodes over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Cadillac, MI, “The Wolf” Chris McMillan!
::Chris McMillan comes down to a mixed reaction from the fans due to Hart’s comments earlier::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan raises his hand to acknowledge the ovation from the crowd…. RAT FINK CHARGES WHILE MCMILLAN IS DISTRACTED AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK! McMillan is trying to get up… RAT FINK CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROP!
VIC WATERS: That is exactly why you can’t listen to the fans, if he wasn’t playing to the crowd, he would have never opened up that opportunity to get cheapshoted like he did. l
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink comes through the ropes and RAMS MCMILLAN’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL STAIRS! A dazed McMillan falls backwards and props himself up against the guardrail to avoid falling to the ground.
VIC WATERS: McMillan took quite a shot to the head there, those steel steps have no give and that can cause you to have your bell rung for the whole match.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK CHARGES MCMILLAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE… MCMILLAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND RAT FINK TUMBLES OVER THE GUARD RAIL INTO THE AUDIENCE! The fans are gathering around Rat Fink to see if he is okay and he gets up and curses them out to their face!
VIC WATERS: Those fans should be giving Rat Fink his room, if a basketball player landed in the audience, you wouldn’t be able to pat him on the back for a brush with greatness.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink spits in the face of an elderly woman at ringside! NOW THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!
VIC WATERS: At her age, I’ll doubt she will remember it tomorrow.
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND… McMillan is on the apron AND HE RUNS OFF OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND NAILS RAT FINK WITH A FLYING FOREARM!
::a holy cow chant erupts from the audience::
VIC WATERS: That was way too dangerous. Chris McMillan needs to learn how to wrestle a nice, conservative match instead of killing himself for this audience.
BRANDON JACOBS: Both men are down and the ref is administering a double count. McMillan looks like he is getting up… HE IS! McMillan grabs the hair of Rat Fink and drags him over the barricade and rolls him into the ring.
VIC WATERS: McMillan needs to take advantage of this opportunity if he wants to beat someone on the level of Rat Fink. Rat Fink doesn’t leave open many opportunities to win so each one is precious.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is set on the apron… SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW PLANCHA INTO THE RING ONTO RAT FINK! What a maneuver!
VIC WATERS: Who the hell am I working with? Some cheesy Northeastern promoter?!
BRANDON JACOBS: Sorry, but it doesn’t make it any less true. McMillan looks like he hurt his side when he landed but he has recuperated enough to hook the leg of Rat Fink! The ref is going down for the count! 1-----------------------2------------------2 ½ KICKOUT!
VIC WATERS: Very close count for McMillan, he almost had him.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan waits behind Rat Fink to get up… Rat Fink is slowly getting up despite Wolf Bot telling him to stay down.
VIC WATERS: LISTEN TO WOLF BOT! LISTEN TO WOLF BOT!
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan grabs Rat Fink’s leg from behind… TEARDROP SUPLEX! Rat Fink lands hard on his back! McMillan goes for the cover BUT RAT FINK IS ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE! He knew if he got pinned there that it would be all over!
VIC WATERS: Very smart strategy by Rat Fink too, he knew his back was hurting so he rolled to the outside to get some time to recover.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is going to the outside to bring Rat Fink back in the ring BUT WOLF BOT IS IN HIS WAY PROTECTING HIS MASTER! McMillan goes over to the announcers table and brings back a chair… Wolf Bot clears out of the way and Rat Fink rolls back into the ring for safety. The ref goes to the outside to take the chair away from McMillan… WOLF BOT COMES UP FROM BEHIND AND SUPLEXES MCMILLAN FROM BEHIND INTO THE CHAIR!
VIC WATERS: That cheesy sci fi robot may look innocent, but he is very, very dangerous like anyone who has studied under Rat Fink would be.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref managed to let go just in time to avoid being knocked out. Rat Fink is coming out to get Chris McMillan and he rolls him into the ring.
VIC WATERS: This kid has a lot more than I expected, Rat Fink needs to try to get him pinned as quickly as possible before he can recover.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks up Chris McMillan… FALCON”S ARROW DOWN ONTO THE MAT! He covers! 1----------------2-----------------KICKOUT! Rat Fink almost had him there.
VIC WATERS: McMillan looks really dazed right now. That shot to the head along with the shot earlier into the stairs looks like it may have scrambled his brain.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks up McMillan and he whips him off the ropes… TACKLE BY RAT FINKI! He starts pounding away to the head of McMillan with a lot of quick punches!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink may simply be able to turn this guy over and go for the pin after he is done with these. McMillan needs to escape from this if he has a chance.
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, MCMILLAN IS RIGHT BACK! HE NAILS RAT FINK WITH A HARD SHOT TO THE JAW! HE TURNS OVER RAT FINK ONTO HIS BACK AND THIS CROWD EXPLODES AS HE IS LAYING THE CLOSED FIST HAYMAKERS INTO! The crowd is counting along 10—11--- 12--- 13—14—15—16—17—18—19—20! Rat Fink looks like he is out of it!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink looks like he is out cold! One more move and he’ll have him beat!
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan whips Rat Fink off the ropes… RAT FINK KNOCKS THE REF DOWN… Rat Fink bounces off…. SPINNING LEG LARIAT BY MCMILLAN! McMillan stalks the downed Rat Fink as Rat Fink tries to crawl away.
VIC WATERS: Get away from him Rat Fink! Buy some time!
BRANDON JACOBS: CHRIS MCMILLIAN HAS RAT FINK BEGGING FOR MERCY! Wait a second, what is this?! WOLF BOT IS UP ON THE APRON!
VIC WATERS: Wolf bot is howling at the moon!
BRANDON JACOBS: OH MY GOD, THE WOLF BOT IS TRYING TO HUMP CHRIS MCMILLIAN AND MCMILLIAN IS HORRIFIED! Rat Fink gets up and spins McMillian around… SIDE SLAM! The dazed ref starts to count! 1----------------2----------------3!!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match….. RAT FINK!
BRANDON JACOBS: That was down right larceny! McMillan had him beat and then Rat Fink had to pull that cheap trick on McMillan as a distraction!?!
VIC WATERS: You know, what Rat Fink really is the most evil man in all of wrestling. Doc Silver would never have his lackeys hump a guy’s leg in order to win a match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Probably because he didn’t think of it.
VIC WATERS: That is possible too…
BRANDON JACOBS: Chris McMillan and Rat Fink will fight again another day and he’ll get his revenge for what happened here tonight. These fans are throwing stuff at Rat Fink as he is heading to the back.
VIC WATERS: THROW MONEY!
BRANDON JACOBS: We are going to take a small commercial break and then we will be back with Manson & Felix Red facing the tag team of Scotty Michaels and Andre Eian. Stayed tuned folks!
VIC WATERS: But remember, Rat Fink is an evil, evil man. There are sometimes when I think he has a more dastardly mind than Doc Silver himself.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is quite a compliment coming from a Doc Silver fanboy like you. I’m not saying it will be easy, but I like all of the other fans in this area believe in this young rookie sensation Chris McMillan. Let’s see what happens for ourselves, let’s send this one to ringside!
::Megalomaniac by KMFDM blares over the speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from WCW Special Forces, one of the greatest super villains of our time, RAT FINK!!
::Rat Fink walks down to the ring with his cheesy sci fi covered in fur robot manager::
::”Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth explodes over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Cadillac, MI, “The Wolf” Chris McMillan!
::Chris McMillan comes down to a mixed reaction from the fans due to Hart’s comments earlier::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan raises his hand to acknowledge the ovation from the crowd…. RAT FINK CHARGES WHILE MCMILLAN IS DISTRACTED AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK! McMillan is trying to get up… RAT FINK CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROP!
VIC WATERS: That is exactly why you can’t listen to the fans, if he wasn’t playing to the crowd, he would have never opened up that opportunity to get cheapshoted like he did. l
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink comes through the ropes and RAMS MCMILLAN’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL STAIRS! A dazed McMillan falls backwards and props himself up against the guardrail to avoid falling to the ground.
VIC WATERS: McMillan took quite a shot to the head there, those steel steps have no give and that can cause you to have your bell rung for the whole match.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK CHARGES MCMILLAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE… MCMILLAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND RAT FINK TUMBLES OVER THE GUARD RAIL INTO THE AUDIENCE! The fans are gathering around Rat Fink to see if he is okay and he gets up and curses them out to their face!
VIC WATERS: Those fans should be giving Rat Fink his room, if a basketball player landed in the audience, you wouldn’t be able to pat him on the back for a brush with greatness.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink spits in the face of an elderly woman at ringside! NOW THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!
VIC WATERS: At her age, I’ll doubt she will remember it tomorrow.
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND… McMillan is on the apron AND HE RUNS OFF OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND NAILS RAT FINK WITH A FLYING FOREARM!
::a holy cow chant erupts from the audience::
VIC WATERS: That was way too dangerous. Chris McMillan needs to learn how to wrestle a nice, conservative match instead of killing himself for this audience.
BRANDON JACOBS: Both men are down and the ref is administering a double count. McMillan looks like he is getting up… HE IS! McMillan grabs the hair of Rat Fink and drags him over the barricade and rolls him into the ring.
VIC WATERS: McMillan needs to take advantage of this opportunity if he wants to beat someone on the level of Rat Fink. Rat Fink doesn’t leave open many opportunities to win so each one is precious.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is set on the apron… SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW PLANCHA INTO THE RING ONTO RAT FINK! What a maneuver!
VIC WATERS: Who the hell am I working with? Some cheesy Northeastern promoter?!
BRANDON JACOBS: Sorry, but it doesn’t make it any less true. McMillan looks like he hurt his side when he landed but he has recuperated enough to hook the leg of Rat Fink! The ref is going down for the count! 1-----------------------2------------------2 ½ KICKOUT!
VIC WATERS: Very close count for McMillan, he almost had him.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan waits behind Rat Fink to get up… Rat Fink is slowly getting up despite Wolf Bot telling him to stay down.
VIC WATERS: LISTEN TO WOLF BOT! LISTEN TO WOLF BOT!
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan grabs Rat Fink’s leg from behind… TEARDROP SUPLEX! Rat Fink lands hard on his back! McMillan goes for the cover BUT RAT FINK IS ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE! He knew if he got pinned there that it would be all over!
VIC WATERS: Very smart strategy by Rat Fink too, he knew his back was hurting so he rolled to the outside to get some time to recover.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is going to the outside to bring Rat Fink back in the ring BUT WOLF BOT IS IN HIS WAY PROTECTING HIS MASTER! McMillan goes over to the announcers table and brings back a chair… Wolf Bot clears out of the way and Rat Fink rolls back into the ring for safety. The ref goes to the outside to take the chair away from McMillan… WOLF BOT COMES UP FROM BEHIND AND SUPLEXES MCMILLAN FROM BEHIND INTO THE CHAIR!
VIC WATERS: That cheesy sci fi robot may look innocent, but he is very, very dangerous like anyone who has studied under Rat Fink would be.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref managed to let go just in time to avoid being knocked out. Rat Fink is coming out to get Chris McMillan and he rolls him into the ring.
VIC WATERS: This kid has a lot more than I expected, Rat Fink needs to try to get him pinned as quickly as possible before he can recover.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks up Chris McMillan… FALCON”S ARROW DOWN ONTO THE MAT! He covers! 1----------------2-----------------KICKOUT! Rat Fink almost had him there.
VIC WATERS: McMillan looks really dazed right now. That shot to the head along with the shot earlier into the stairs looks like it may have scrambled his brain.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks up McMillan and he whips him off the ropes… TACKLE BY RAT FINKI! He starts pounding away to the head of McMillan with a lot of quick punches!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink may simply be able to turn this guy over and go for the pin after he is done with these. McMillan needs to escape from this if he has a chance.
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, MCMILLAN IS RIGHT BACK! HE NAILS RAT FINK WITH A HARD SHOT TO THE JAW! HE TURNS OVER RAT FINK ONTO HIS BACK AND THIS CROWD EXPLODES AS HE IS LAYING THE CLOSED FIST HAYMAKERS INTO! The crowd is counting along 10—11--- 12--- 13—14—15—16—17—18—19—20! Rat Fink looks like he is out of it!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink looks like he is out cold! One more move and he’ll have him beat!
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan whips Rat Fink off the ropes… RAT FINK KNOCKS THE REF DOWN… Rat Fink bounces off…. SPINNING LEG LARIAT BY MCMILLAN! McMillan stalks the downed Rat Fink as Rat Fink tries to crawl away.
VIC WATERS: Get away from him Rat Fink! Buy some time!
BRANDON JACOBS: CHRIS MCMILLIAN HAS RAT FINK BEGGING FOR MERCY! Wait a second, what is this?! WOLF BOT IS UP ON THE APRON!
VIC WATERS: Wolf bot is howling at the moon!
BRANDON JACOBS: OH MY GOD, THE WOLF BOT IS TRYING TO HUMP CHRIS MCMILLIAN AND MCMILLIAN IS HORRIFIED! Rat Fink gets up and spins McMillian around… SIDE SLAM! The dazed ref starts to count! 1----------------2----------------3!!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match….. RAT FINK!
BRANDON JACOBS: That was down right larceny! McMillan had him beat and then Rat Fink had to pull that cheap trick on McMillan as a distraction!?!
VIC WATERS: You know, what Rat Fink really is the most evil man in all of wrestling. Doc Silver would never have his lackeys hump a guy’s leg in order to win a match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Probably because he didn’t think of it.
VIC WATERS: That is possible too…
BRANDON JACOBS: Chris McMillan and Rat Fink will fight again another day and he’ll get his revenge for what happened here tonight. These fans are throwing stuff at Rat Fink as he is heading to the back.
VIC WATERS: THROW MONEY!
BRANDON JACOBS: We are going to take a small commercial break and then we will be back with Manson & Felix Red facing the tag team of Scotty Michaels and Andre Eian. Stayed tuned folks!