Who are You? Why are you Here?

[jediPREZ]

Answer for the aliens lurking amongst these forums.

 

[Rook Black]

My name is Ben, I am here to have fun. I like writing, and I really like writers who are better than me, as they are my favorite people to work with.

I may or may not have pron, and I may or may not share it if you ask.

I know Devin is aging in reverse every year, and that by now he's at most three years old.

 

[Nova]

It's true. My AIM conversations with him are deteriorating rapidly. I remember several years ago we'd argue historical politics and "what-if" governmental scenarios.

Now when we talk Devin basically begs me for breastmilk, his pleas being uttered in such desperate tones and so rapidly that he doesn't notice my sobs of nostalgic anguish.

 

[User Poets]

I'm here because the CSWA still hasn't posted Gold Rush, which means it's still possible that Flair/Ryan from WB2 may still have to be retroactively rewritten as their second encounter since they're in the same ring at Gold Rush and it happened a year ago.

Is a year the longest we've ever waited for the CSWA to post a card? I have to think it's in contention at least.

Devin has been juicebox obsessed since I first talked to him, so I don't know if he's reverse-aging or if he just stubbornly gave it up years ago.

And I had a beer with Ben a few months ago, which makes me cooler than the rest of you. Ba-CHANG.

(No, I don't do drugs.)

 

[Colin]

Hello, I'm Colin!!!!!

I hope that was exciting and dynamic enough. Any I'm here because NFW looked like a fun fed to be a part of, although with membership I felt may have been slightly above my own talent. You good writers scare me, be less good. At some point I'll probably even talk to someone and work out an angle or something!

That plus I wanted to be a part of somewhere stable for a nice change of pace. So yeah. That.

God I'm insecure.

 

[Mittens T. Cat]

I'm Alex, I'm here because NFW is the only fed I haven't blackballed myself from. That AND I like everyone I've met here, so, it's kindof easy to stick around and keep writing. Plus this is one of a few feds that actually would accept Mittens.

I smoke way too much pot. My girlfriend does too.

that's about it.

 

[The Guy]

I'm Bobby and I'm a lazy ass that needs to get his tail back in gear.

 

[DizzaHizza]

Who am I? I'm Mike!
Why am I here? Because last season it was decided that Kin Hiroshi (the wrestler I handle) was going to be World Champion to start of this new format. Little did I know that there would be NO pot-brownies (Katz ate them all), booze (Lindz drank it all) or hookers (Siegel couldn't pay them enough to stay) for me to surround myself in. So, I'm pretty much here against my will.

 

[jediPREZ]

I'm Katz aka WestPREZ, JEDIprez, theCHAIRMAN and the guy that smoked enough weed and took enough hallucnigens that I'm able to visualize in writing all the spastic, drug-induced visions that NFW handlers seem to request every now and then.

I founded this bastion of depravity and violence with Jamar Nicholas many moons ago.

However, I'm not responsible for the Cruise Family lineage, or the fact that Dove submits word documents in the devil's tongue.

I'm here because alot of you wouldn't fit in anywhere else in this hobby because everywhere else is normal and that's just f'n wrong.

Of course, we're advocates of NORML, but not "normal"...so, I consider NFW a commune for the literate, insane and soberly challenged. However, we do keep Brunk, Holzerman and Lindz on the roster, so we don't attract the feds or Homeland Security.

On a scary note, I'm employed by one of the United States of America's largest financial institutions as a graphic designer. If you need to know how to pass certain examinos de los drogas, feel free to PM me.

I also enjoy long walks by the beach, picnics and erotic Jenga.

 

[User Poets]

I'm Katz aka WestPREZ, JEDIprez, theCHAIRMAN and the guy that smoked enough weed and took enough hallucnigens that I'm able to visualize in writing all the spastic, drug-induced visions that NFW handlers seem to request every now and then.

I founded this bastion of depravity and violence with Jamar Nicholas many moons ago.

However, I'm not responsible for the Cruise Family lineage, or the fact that Dove submits word documents in the devil's tongue.

I'm here because alot of you wouldn't fit in anywhere else in this hobby because everywhere else is normal and that's just f'n wrong.

Of course, we're advocates of NORML, but not "normal"...so, I consider NFW a commune for the literate, insane and soberly challenged. However, we do keep Brunk, Holzerman and Lindz on the roster, so we don't attract the feds or Homeland Security.

On a scary note, I'm employed by one of the United States of America's largest financial institutions as a graphic designer. If you need to know how to pass certain examinos de los drogas, feel free to PM me.

I also enjoy long walks by the beach, picnics and erotic Jenga.

On a scarier note, I also work for one of the largest financial institutions in the US as well (different on than Katz) and I handle your money, not your graphic design.

 

[Nova]

I'm Chris, I handle Nova, and I'm here because the outside world rejects me.

This is my family.

Katz is my father.

He wants us all to become full members of the Foot...

...-long bong association.

No, really I'm here because Katz writes cooler stuff for Nova than I do, and I'm determined to stick around until I figure out his secret.

I'm pretty sure it's not drugs. I've...um..."investigated" that one.

 

[jediPREZ]

I'm pretty sure it's not drugs. I've...um..."investigated" that one.

Have you tried mixing in any whiskey? That certainly helped me discover "Singapore"

 

[TH]

Holzerman here.

I sparingly handle Maggot and his freakish sideshow.

 

[jediPREZ]

Holzerman here.

I sparingly handle Maggot and his freakish sideshow.

Holy crap you're alive...and so unimaginative in your response.

WHO GAVE HOLZERMAN MY QUAALUDES!?!?!

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

I'm Lindz. I keep telling Katz that I'm coming back and then something else will happen in my life which makes my free time/motivation go bye bye...like, getting a new job and then getting on a fall ball team for softball and then getting a fall ball coaching gig...

Yeah.

But I'm still around and maybe sometime soon I'll bring Ms. Troy back to kick Kin Hiroshi around and feel Randalls' wrath and cause mischief with Dan Ryan and make fun of Dusk (YOU TRY TOO HARD CRAIG AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) with Renner and do angsty-type **** with Nova that makes Obinna (is Obi still here?!) want to strangle us and ...

...

*thread goes on*

 

[TH]

Holy crap you're alive...and so unimaginative in your response.

WHO GAVE HOLZERMAN MY QUAALUDES!?!?!

Your Quaaludes are no match for my ACID REFLUX OF DOOM~!

Fr srs.