EGarrett
League Member
INT. OFFICE
Alex Wylde is behind his desk in his Jersey City Presidential Office, on his office phone.
He hangs up the phone. His cellphone immediately rings, to the tune of "No Limits" by 2Unlimited. He searches his pockets, finds it and answers.
He hangs up the cellphone, adjusts his tie, and presses a button on his desk...
AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM YOUR FIRST WFW PRESIDENT...
FADEOUT
THE PRECEDING MESSAGE HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY YOUTH UNITED FOR ALEX WYLDE AND WORLD'S FINEST WRESTLING.
Alex Wylde is behind his desk in his Jersey City Presidential Office, on his office phone.
WYLDE
"Yeah, so that's a no on the mask. (pause) No...no problem. We'll bring you in like normal. {pause} Either way, I have a feeling you're going to get the job done. Great, bye."He hangs up the phone. His cellphone immediately rings, to the tune of "No Limits" by 2Unlimited. He searches his pockets, finds it and answers.
WYLDE
"This is Wylde. Smilin' Sean. What do you need. Oh...really. What's her name? {pauses} I thought this was a generated league? (The faint sound of delighted laughter is heard over the earpiece)...hmmm...do you care how I announce this? (more delighted laughter)...okay."He hangs up the cellphone, adjusts his tie, and presses a button on his desk...
AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM YOUR FIRST WFW PRESIDENT...
WYLDE
"There we go. Good afternoon, fans and wrestlers of the WFW. It's Sunday, so I know you're all busy painting yourselves football colors...sticking yourself with needles and watching taped reruns of the Wade Robson Project...so I'll make this quick. I'd like to pre-announce a major signing that I have made. I have reached out my Presidential hand and cherry-picked a quality talent to add to the WFW roster. I just made the verbal agreement over the phone...and I will be welcoming that individual live at New World Madness. Furthermore...Smilin' Sean Edmunds just called to do the necessary confirmations with me about him bringing in his brand spanking new manager. Her name is Sensational Sherri...and if you all could behave yourselves like gentlemen she'll hopefully get a good introduction to this league before I book her in an endless stream of evening gown and mud wrestling matches. I've heard good things about this lady...and anyone who gets Edmunds' endorsement is fine with me...so she is cleared to appear and manage Sean immediately. I hope you're excited about these announcements...after all...you don't have a choice. Thank you."FADEOUT
THE PRECEDING MESSAGE HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY YOUTH UNITED FOR ALEX WYLDE AND WORLD'S FINEST WRESTLING.