The XWF has been host to an extremely colorful cast of professional wrestlers over the years. That cast has ranged from clowns, "dead" men, and Cyren, to name some of our more colorful and outspoken members, to Steve Jason, Aidan Collins, and T Money to name some of our more dominant.

And somehow, for the eleven years that this federation has ben open, we've avoided any serious incident, or at least one that was genuine. I'm looking at you, Krazzy Kidd.

That was up until late in the week, when Ace Vincent, the man who is scheduled to take on Steve Jason at Rage in the Cage for the Universal Title, was arrested in Montrose, Pennsylvania on suspected murder charges.

I'd like to quickly point out that Ace was released twelve hours later and to date is not being formally charged with any crime, but that hasn't stopped a legion of angry house mother's and Christian extremists from emailing the XWF with threats of boycotts in the case that Ace isn't fired or at the very least, suspended.

Why is it that, even though Ace hasn't been charged with anything, so many people are having a knee-jerk reaction and immediately calling for his crucifixtion?

In my eyes, it's because they haven't heard both sides of the story. Well, ladies and gentleman, lend me your ears, and allow myself and Ace to try and show you that not only is he innocent, but wrongly accused. You've heard the story from every other outlet in the country. Now it's time you heard it directly from the horse's mouth.

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SS: Ace, good to see you, though I'm sorry it has to be under these circumstances.

AV: I don't like talking to you under any circumstances.

SS: Before we get to the...um, situation that happened yesterday, can we quickly talk about Anarchy?

AV: What about, Steve?

SS: Well, you were pretty vocal that night in wanting to ensure that Steve Jason didn't enjoy his birthday, but you were also pretty disrespectful to the troops by constantly calling them "slumdogs", and by having young Iraqi children steal SJ's wallet and attempt to dump a bucket of "period blood" on him. Why?

AV: Obviously I hate Steve Jason, and I enjoyed every second of that evening. The reason I was calling the troops "slumdogs" is because I caught a flight to Iraq earlier in the day and then wrestled that night, or the next day, I'm not sure how the time differential works. Needless to say, I was fucking jet lagged, and when I got off the plane I saw a bunch of little brown kids, so I just assumed I was in India. It's not my fault that all of those people look the same.

SS: Uhhhh-

AV: Anyway, the night was surprisingly successful when you consider I was basically sleepwalking through it, and I'd like to especially thank my old lady for ensuring that the majority of the pranks went off without a hitch. The only problems that were had were due to those little slumdogs that I paid a dollar to drop that bucket of Kitten juice on SJ's head. Of course, they missed, because towelheads can't fucking do anything right.

SS: I can't believe-

AV: That I came up with so many awesome pranks? I know, man. I was on fire.

SS: At the...uh, at the end of the night, you attacked Steve Jason with the help of Greenman. Does that mean that you and Greenman have been in cohoots all along, or did you two just recently start this partnership?

AV: Are you fucking kidding me? Of course we've been in cohoots this entire time! Did he ever once really hurt me with one of his attacks?

SS: He clotheslined the back of your head once.

AV: Yeah, or at least it looked that way. Greenman, as we'll call him, is obviously someone I know and trust very well.

SS: Who is behind the mask? Is it Drake Komodo? Blizzard?

AV: Maybe. Maybe it's one of them, maybe it's both. Maybe it's Emo, maybe it's Famine, or maybe it's fucking Peter Gilmour. I'm not telling, at least not until Sunday.

SS: So on Sunday, Greenman will be unmasked.

AV: I'd say that's a fair assumption. Maybe it's you, Steve.

SS: I would never attack Steve Jason.

AV: Unless he dropped the soap in the showers.

SS: Moving on. You were arrested early Friday evening and released earlier this morning. Why?

AV: I was arrested because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I was released because I'm innocent.

SS: Can you divulge any details?

AV: No.

SS: One news outlet reported that you killed an old man. Is there any truth to that?

AV: I saw an old man get killed, but I was just an innocent bystander.

SS: I've also noticed that your manager Collin McGee, who has always been adamant about staying out of the spotlight, is not with you here in China. Why is that?

AV: He quit when I was arrested. He didn't want to soil his good name, I guess.

SS: And what of Bree? Has she stood by you through this ordeal?

AV: She's the Whitney to my Bobby.

SS: Bobby was guilty. So was Whitney.

AV: Shut the fuck up. You know what I mean.

SS: Do you think the arrest is going to affect your performance on Sunday?

AV: Does prayer divert hurricanes?

SS: I don't think so.

AV: No, Steve. The answer is fucking no. The unfortunate situation is not going to affect my performance.

SS: Speaking of prayer, what would you like to say to all of the religious groups out there calling for your dissmissal?

AV: I'd like to know what religious people are doing watching this violent fucking sport. Then again, they made Passion of the Christ the highest grossing R-rated film of all time, so I suppose they actually like violence. Um, I guess I'd tell them to shut the fuck up. If I molested a boy they would just ask me to transfer.

SS: You're going to get me in to trouble.

AV: And to all of you sexually frustrated stay-at-home-mom's out there: who the fuck are you going to masturbate to if I'm gone? Gilmour? Rizza? Mudd? Retarded, gay, and gayer. Trust me, bitches. You want me to stick around.

SS: It's a good thing Jonathyn isn't around anymore. He'd crap a brick if you were saying all of this under his watch.

AV: Yeah, I hear he's busy somewhere else having 14 year old girls flash their tits to him over the internet.

SS: .......

AV: Anything else?

SS: God I hope not.

AV: Later, nerd.

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Well, the horse certainly needs to have his mouth washed out with soap, but I have trouble believing that a guilty man would be so blunt and honest in regards to his true feelings. If he were really guilty, he'd probably be proud of his crime, and brag about it, as evidenced by his explanation of his actions at Anarchy.

I don't think we'll be rid of him anytime soon, either. His words, like them or not, have drawn the attention of the entire world, and Aidan Collins isn't stupid. The amount of press that Ace is getting right now is something that you cannot buy, and if Ace is getting press, then the XWF is getting press.

And as we all know, there's no such thing as bad press.

Tune in Sunday night on Pay-Per-View to see if Ace Vincent can back up all of his brash talk against Steve Jason at Rage in the Cage!