TONY FATORA: The following match up is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York, Weighing in at 143 pounds.
[CUE UP: "Black Superman" by Above The Law. Boogie Smallz appears on the ramp as the fans cheer and boo, he strides his way down giving in a high-five here in there, Boogie slides in the ring]
TONY FATORA: BOOOGGGIIIEEEEE SSSMMMALLLZZZ!!!!!!!
MN: look at that mug, man looks determined set to break Troy Douglas to the last minutes of his life!
[CUE UP: "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin. As Troy Douglas comes out onto the ramp. And walks his way down fans roar in cheers as troy walks down the ramp]
TONY FATORA: and his opponent, from Greensboro, North Carolina, weighing in at 260 pounds...
[Troy Douglas slides in the ring as Troy and Boogie stare off.]
TONY FATORA: TTTTRRROOOYYY DDDOOOUUUGGLASSSS!
DT: Troy Douglas and Boogie Smallz looking at each other as the bell is sounded. Troy immediately going for the tie up. Boogie with the duck under and is behind Troy. Boogie pushing Troy against the ropes and using the force to roll back, roll up pin by Smallz.
MN: 1..kickout Boogie trying to end this one early. Douglas is up, So is Smallz, they tie up again, this time Troy gets the duck under. Troy behind Smallz, German suplex by Troy Douglas!
DT: AND ANOTHER GERMAN BY TROY as he rolls to his feet! I think he is goin fo the hat trick.
MN: This isn’t hockey Dave....
DT: Troy with a third German suplex with a bridge 1..kick out. Troy to his feet as Smallz holds his neck making his way to his feet also. Boogie turning around to face Troy, Troy puts him down with a clothesline, Smallz up quick, troy rebounding off the ropes, Boogie putting Troy down this time with a clothesline.
MN: These men are almost about eh same speed, same strength, it’s like they have each other mapped out. And now Troy is to his feet, toe kick by Douglas, Douglas grabbing Smallz and hitting a snap suplex the roll to his feet and another snap suplex. Douglas with the roll to his feet again and trying for third suplex!
DT: Troy lifting Boogie, but Smallz comes back down, Troy trying again, but yet again Smallz comes back down, SMALLZ USING THE WEIGHT OF TROY AND A SNAP SUPLEX BY BOOGIE SMALLZ THIS TIME!!
MN: Boogie hooking the leg of Troy Douglas and is now looking in an STF. Troy crawling to the ropes as Smallz pulls tighter.
DT: And Douglas gets the bottom rope, but Boogie isn’t letting go, the referee forcing Boogie to let go with that five count as Troy uses the ropes to get to his feet. Boogie with Irish whip Troy on the return....
MN: FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY DOUGLAS. Douglas Irish whipping Smallz to the turnbuckle. Knife edge chop by Troy!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
MN: And another!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
DT: Smallz grabbing the head of Troy and pulling him to the turnbuckle with a switch up. And Boogie with a knife edge chop off his own!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
DT: Smallz laying another knife edge chop!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
MN: Smallz going to the opposite turnbuckle and is charging at Troy. Smallz looking for a corner body splash!
DT: BUT DOUGLAS MOVES AND SMALLZ GOES CHEST FRIST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
MN: Troy with a school boy roll up! 1..2..kick out by Smallz!
DT: One of these two men have to get a pin as we are down to the last two minutes of this match-up. Smallz is up, Troy laying in multiple martial arts kicks and punches with that attack.
MN: Man this is a good match! Troy with two kicks to the gut to Smallz, Rebound off the ropes, SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM TROY DOUGLAS!
DT: Troy Douglas tying up the legs of Boogie Smallz and locks in a sharpshooter. Smallz is trapped in the middle of the ring!
MN: Imagine this was for that title in GXW before it closed, but hate to break it to you folks you can only get this type of action here in EPW! Douglas pulling back hard on those legs, Boogie is using his strength to pull his legs forward!
DT: BOOGIE SMALLZ PULLING IS LEGS DOWN AND SENDING TROY DOUGLAS FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!
MN: Troy is up, Boogie is on his way up, Troy taunting Boogie to get up. Smallz is up charging clothesline from Troy, Smallz ducks it, rebound off the ropes....
DT: FLYING FOREARM SMASH FROM BOOGIE SMALLZ! 30 seconds left in this match up as Boogie is calling for the Power Bong! He lifts up Troy, but Douglas hits him with a punch to the gut!
MN: They are exchanging punches left and rights, fists are flying! Troy getting the upper hand!
DT: NO!!! Uppercut by Smallz as he hit’s a series of jabs to the face off Troy busting his nose open!
MN: Troy with a left hook busting the mouth of Boogie Smallz open! BOTH MEN ARE BLEEDING FROM THESE PUNCHES!
DT: They are hitting pull force no gloves on their hands-
[SFX: *DINGDINGDINGDING*]
DT: - Wait a minute, the bell just went off!
MN: What the heck?
[As the official separates the wrestlers, Tony Fatora lifts his mic.]
TONY FATORA: Ladies and gentlemen, the fifteen-minute time limit has expired... and this match has been ruled as a DRAW!!!
[CROWD: BOOOOOOOOO!]
DT: Well, Mike, we've got a draw on our hands and this crowd doesn't like it one bit!
MN: But we CAN'T have a draw! What crap! Come on! I wanna see blood!
DT: These fans wanted to see a winner, but for now it seems Smallz and Douglas are evenly matched. Perhaps in the future we'll see one of them come out on top.
[Backstage: In his locker room, JA is making some final preparations for the battle royale. Suddenly, his cell phone starts ringing.]
JA: Oh Christ, who could this be? It had better not be another goofy message.
[JA picks up the phone.]
JA: Ye-llo?
Voice: Hey, how’s it going there, tough guy?
JA: Oh Christ, what do you want?
Voice: Nothing much, just wanted to wish you luck in your match tonight.
JA: I don’t buy it. What do you really want?
Voice: What, you don’t believe an old friend?
JA: I know you, and you’re not that type.
Voice: Well, I’ll just have to drop by and tell you in person.
JA: What, you mean, you’re... here?
Voice: Oh no, no, not tonight. I still need to iron out some contractual issues first, but let’s just say I’ll be here sooner rather than later.
JA: Oh, I’ll be counting down the days.
Voice: Heh... later.
[JA ends the call and throws his cell into his duffel bag.]
DT: Who could that have been?
[Cut to a commercial for Empire Pro-O's Sugar Cereal.]