DT: Dear God in heaven….

MN: Hell yeah. You better hope he doesn’t whip that thing out. Last time that happened three bargirl’s lost an eye. Children cried and everything.

[Cue up: “Black Superman” by Above the Law. The crowd gives a good pop as Boogie Smallz, dressed to a T, as seen in his pre-match segment. Boogie smiles a big ****-eating grin as he makes his way to the ring.]

TF: This match is for one fall…..introducing first….from Brooklyn, New York…weighing one hundred forty two kilos…..BOOOOGGIIIIIEEEEE SMAAAALLLLLZZZZ!!!!!

DT: I’m not sure Boogie realizes he has a match to wrestle.

DM: He’s gonna find out soon enough.

[Cue up: “Angelwitch” by Angelwitch. Foxx comes out to a loud face pop as red and white pyro erupts around her. She walks through the smoke and heads to the ring, sliding in and giving Boogie Smallz a sideways glance, then hops to the top rope and raises a fist to the crowd, who give another roaring pop.]

TF: His opponent….from San Antonio, Texas…..weighing in at one hundred thirty four pounds….FOOOOXXXXXX!!!!!!

[The crowd screams it’s approval.]

[Cue up: “Maps” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Karla Starr walks out to heel heat as her music plays, and heads to the ring. She glares at Boogie Smallz and casts a smirk in Foxx’s direction as she prepares in one corner.]

[SFX: Bell rings]

DT: This should be interesting, especially with Boogie Smallz’ uh….misconception.

MN: What’s wrong with a little three way action, Thomas?

DM: Like you’d know anything about that.

MN: What’s that supposed to mean?

DM: The only three way action you get is you, a sock and your right hand.

MN: Hey!

DM: It’s true.

DT: Foxx and Karla Starr circling each other now and Boogie Smallz is just taking this all in. I don’t think he can believe his luck.

DM: He’s just looking on and shaking his head in disbelief right now.

DT: Foxx looking back at Smallz annoyed as he makes a catcall in her direction. Now Starr giving him the eye, too. Starr and Foxx looking at each other and….OH!! DOUBLE DROPKICK TO BOOGIE SMALLZ AND HE GOES FLYING OVER THE ROPES!!!

MN: Look at Boogie!!

[Cut to: Smallz on the outside getting to his feet. He looks surprised at first, then a smile grows over his face and we can make out his words as he says “oh, you two like it rough”.]

DT: Foxx staring down at Boogie and here’s Karla from behind with the roll-up!! ONE, TWO!! NO!!

DM: Foxx better pay attention.

DT: Boogie climbing back up now, but Karla Starr taking advantage of a distracted Foxx and now a boot to the midsection.

DM: Boogie’s still on the apron with a big smile on his face. I still don’t think he’s taking this very seriously.

DT: Starr with an irish whip sends Foxx to the opposite side….Star to her stomach as Foxx leaps over….and SHE JUST DOVES AT SMALLZ AS SHE CAME TO THE ROPES AND HITS A SUNSET FLIP TO THE FLOOR!!!

DM: Boogie Smallz’ head just cracked right on the outside there!! I think he knows he’s in a match now!!

DT: Foxx turns around! Starr with a right hand, but Foxx ducks it and drives her shoulder into Starr’s midsection! Starr stumbles back and Foxx springboards up onto the top rope and leaps off with a bulldog in the center of the ring!! The cover!! ONE!! TWO!! NO!! Just before a three count Karla Starr gets the arm up.

MN: No fair! Boogie’s just looking for a little lovin’!

[Boogie Smallz on the outside looks a bit annoyed, then nods his head. “Hell yeah…”]

DT: Smallz getting up on the apron again but this time he climbs in and comes in behind Foxx and STARTS FEELING AROUND ON HER BACKSIDE!!!

MN: Tap that ass!!!

DM: No you did not….

DT: Foxx turns and shoves Smallz back a few steps! Boogie coming back slowly and smiling…he reaches around and slaps FOXX RIGHT ON HER BACKSIDE!!! FOXX TURNS AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK’S BOOGIE SMALLZ ALMOST OUT OF HIS SHOES!!!

DM: And finally Boogie Smallz is starting to get the picture..

[Shot of Smallz as he frowns and we catch “hey now, that hurt…”]

DT: Foxx staring down at Boogie Smallz on the mat with her finger in his face yelling at him, but Karla Starr is sneaking up behind her….full nelson!! And a full nelson slam on Foxx!! Starr over and stomping away at Foxx!! Boogie is still seated but starting to get to his feet as he watches the exchange!!

DM: Once again Karla Starr takes advantage.

DT: Karla still stompin away and now she turns and look at Boogie…and she’s helping him up. Look at her flirting with Boogie Smallz!!

[Karla runs her hands over Smallz’ chest as he smiles and looks down at her. Suddenly Foxx is to her feet and charges Starr from behind. The force of the blow knocks Boogie Smallz backwards and through the ropes to the outside, but Foxx holds onto Starr’s tights as she tumbles forward, then uses the ropes as a springboard to snap her over with a German Suplex into a pin.]

DT: What a pinning combination!! ONE! TWO!! REVERSAL!! ONE!! TWO!!! NO!!! FOXX REVERSES IT BACK!! ONE!! TWO!! NO!!! STARR AGAIN!! ONE!!! TWO!! SHE’S GOT HER FEET ON THE ROPES!!! THREEE!!!!

MN: NO!!

DM: What a smart move by Karla Starr!!

[Cut first to a shot of Foxx slapping the mat in frustration and yelling at the referee over the feet on the ropes, then to a shot of Boogie Smallz on the outside, realizing he just lost a match.]

TF: The winner of the match……KAAARRRLAAAAA STAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!

DT: Karla Starr has stolen this match!!

[Shot of Boogie walking backward up the ramp. A mic outside the ring catches his comments as he goes….

“trick ass *****es….no one teases Boogie Smallz and gets away with it….”]

DT: Folks, we’ll be right back after this!!