DT: We’re back here at the Delta Center and folks, this one is gonna be good!
MN: Sure is because Cameron Cruise is in it! And when ever he is in it that means entertainment.
DM: How about Foxx, she has been on a roll lately!
MN: Who?!
DT: Foxx…the wrestler?
DM: Wait you telling me we signed Jamie Foxx here…in EPW! I new the company was smart but a comedian like him the company is just genius.
DT: Anyway folks Cameron Cruise…
MN: YEAH! Cameron Cruise.
DT: And Mercedes Devon will take on Foxx and Promo right now!
DM: Take if over to Tony.
FATORA: The following match up is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall!
CUE UP: "Angelwitch" by Angelwitch as Promo and Foxx walk out from the curtain. Foxx pumps her hands in the air to get the fans going the give a pop as Promo raises his hands in the as they head down to the ring.
FATORA: Introducing first the team of PROMO AND FOXX!!!!!!!!!
DT: The fans railing behind them!
MN: Oh her! You all had me confused.
CUE UP: "Headstrong" by Trapt as the crowd starts to boo a bit, Cameron Cruise comes out holding Mercedes hand and twirls her around showing her off.
FATORA: And their opponents, Cameron Cruise and Mercedes Devon!!!!
Cameron walks to the ring and hopes on the apron holding the ropes open for Mercedes. She enters and immediately slaps Foxx across the face.
SFX: DING! DING DING!
DT: And what a cheap shot from Mercedes as she shoots Foxx into the corner to Cameron Cruise who is in his tag Corner. Mercedes is now turning toward Promo and getting in his face, LOOK AT THAT! Cameron Cruise is choking Foxx in the corner!!!
MN: That’s right choke her ass out!
DM: You can expect that kind of wrestling from Cruise and Devon. And Foxx getting up and they are circling…AND A CLOTHESLINE FROM CRUISE FROM THE OUTSIDE WHILE FOXX IS CIRCLING! He nearly took off her head and referee is yelling at Cruise, and look at Mercedes choking Foxx as the ref isn’t looking.
MN: Look at her boobs jiggle as she puts the pressure on!
DT: Family show nick! And Mercedes pulling Foxx to her feet shoots her top to the ropes….BIG HIP TOSS!!!! Cover…1… and a kick out! Promo trying to get in the ring and Mercedes telling the ref to hold him back…and she slaps her hands together! Oh Come on Ref!! Open your eyes, that was clearly an illegal tag!!!
MN: Hey Promo shouldn’t have gotten in the ring! Or tried for the fact! Look at Cruise lifting Foxx to her feet…..Scoop slam and Cruise gloating because he has every right too. Look at Promo trying to get in the ring and ref holding back. Here comes Cruise over to Promo and is exchanging his piece of mind….
DM: FOXX WITH A SCHOOL BOY!!!! 1….2….. KICK OUT AND THE HOT TAG TO PROMO! Cruise is up, clothesline, he gets back up and another clothes line, third time is the charm….and he gets the third one!!! He’s telling Cruise to get up….DROPKICK TO THE FACE!
MN: NO!! Cruise Stumbling up…Promo with the sidewalk slam and he is down…Mercedes getting in the ring, Foxx getting in to….a sharp clothes line from Foxx…come on…
DT: Foxx and Promo are getting on the top ropes….Cruise and Devon slowly getting up and they leap off the turnbuckles…HIGH CROSS BODIES!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! Cruise catches Promo, Mercedes catches Foxx….BIG FALL AWAY Slam!!! And Foxx and Promo hit backs in mid air!
MN: That’s right! Don’t mess with them!
DM: And Cruise kicks the head of Promo…Mercedes going after Foxx to the outside. And Cruise lifting Promo up and a snap suplex.
MN: That’s right! Get him! Look at Promo as Cruise locks in that Camel Clutch! Working that back. Wait a second….Foxx with a forearm to the face of Mercedes she hops on the ring apron…NO!!! SRPING BOARD DROP KICK TO THE FACE OF CAMERON CRUISE!
DT: And referee is calling for order as Cameron Cruise holds his Face, Mercedes getting in her corner and Foxx doing the same as Promo lifts Cruise and tags in Foxx…Foxx grabbing Cameron. forearm to the face, he is against the ropes, Irish whip, Cruise reverses, tilt-whirls on the rebound…HURRICARNA FROM FOXX….NO!! Power Bomb and Promo stepping in the ring, Cruise pushes Foxx towards Mercedes.
MN: Promo should stop getting involved because no Mercedes is slapping the **** out of Foxx….what the hell is Foxx doing?
DM: She is fighting back!!! And a Foxx hoping on the second rope…..SHINNING WIZARD TO THE FACE OF MERCEDES!! Cruise Turning around…arm drag to Cruise…Cruise tags in Mercedes, Mercedes in…back Elbow from Foxx.
MN: NO!!!!
DT: Foxx on the top rope…..BIG MOONSAULT!!!!! 1…2…NO! Cameron Cruise kicks her in the head and Promo’s in the ring Cruise running to him, Promo grabs him…BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD SUPLEX TO THE OUT SIDE!!! Oh No….Cruise’s foot hit the head of the referee…Foxx getting to her feet. Promo sliding out of the ring and grabbing Cruise.
MN: YES!!! Cruise with the eye rake and he grabs a chair…
SFX:CRACK
BIG CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!!! Promo is laid out…Cruise in the ring Foxx is picking up Mercedes……
SFX: CRACK!
DT: DEAR GOD!!!!
MN: WHAT?!?!?!?
DM: Foxx dropped down and Cruise just laid out Mercedes Devon….FOXX WITH A DROP KICK TO THE FACE OF CAMERON CRUISE WHO IS HOLDING UP THAT CHAIR!!!
DT: Foxx getting on the top Rope and is measuring a knocked out Mercedes Devon………VIXEN DIVE!!!!!! 1….2….3!!
SFX: DING DING DING!
FATORA: Here are your winners Foxx and Promo!!!
DT: Big win for Foxx here tonight, guys as I’m getting word right now that a one on one match between Foxx and Cameron Cruise has been signed for Unleashed, and what a match that will be.
DM: Absolutely. Foxx has a chance to step up in the world facing a bonafide superstar in Cameron Cruise on pay-per-view.
DT: Welcome back to Aggression, folks! Now, as we all know The Highland Park Social Club has been very successful since coming into Empire Pro, having little trouble making their way up the ranks of the tag division despite a diversion in the form of Ken Cloverleaf and Steven Shane. Tonight each man will take on one of their opponents at Unleashed in singles action.
DM: You’ve gotta give the edge to the Social Club in these matches tonight. Blitz is a well honed tag team machine, but in singles competition Richard Farnswirth and Chip Friendly have a wealth of experience.
DT: Let’s go up to the ring to Tony Fatora!!
TONY FATORA: The following match up is scheduled for one fall presently in the ring, CHIIIIPPPPP FRRRIIIIENNNNDDDLLLLYYYY!!!!!!!
DT: Wasting no time to get this match started!
MN: Good! That means we are closer to main event.
[CUEUP: "Links 2-3-4 " by Rammstein.as Jecht walks down to the ring jaw jacking the fans.]
TONY FATORA: And his opponent, hailing from Los Angeles California [Jecht jumps on the ring apron pointing at Chip.] He weighs three hundred forty seven pounds…..JJECCCHHTTTTTTT.
DM: He is a animal!
DT: Jecht entering the Chip in the opposite corner adjusting his knee pads. Jecht charging in for a tie up, Chip ducks under it and looks at Jecht. The speed of Chip! Jecht going for a clothesline…Chip ducks again….neckbreaker from Chip Friendly!
MN: Stupid kid! When Jecht goes to hurt you you let him and stay put for he can win! Kids these days don't know their place!
DM: Oh shut it! Chip locking in that rear chin lock, Jecht reaching back…he's got a hold of Chips head...snapmare…. AND A LARGE KICK TO THE STERNUM OF CHIP FRIENDLY!!!!
MN: Jesus Christ! He caved his chest in with that and a cover 1…2...faint kick from Chip Friendly. He better just stay down for he doesn't get hurt.
DT: Jecht a monster in the ring, he is 100% pure strength as he picks Chip Friendly…and a devastating clothesline as he lifts Chip from the canvas. And look at Jecht boasting around the ring.
DM: Jecht is almost trying to kill Chip and stomp to the chest from Jecht. Chip looks like he's out cold. Jecht lifting Chip into the air and tossing him into that turnbuckle and Jecht with a sharp clothesline while Chip is in the corner.
MN: Chip Friendly may be done. In fact he is done. Look at him, he is stumbling out….
DM: AND A LARGE BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! Chip looking dazed…cover by Jecht….1….2… kick out from Chip Friendly.
DT: Jecht pulling up Chip by the hair. The ref yelling at him…Jecht with a closed fist punch straight to the skull of Chip and he goes down against the ropes….Jecht now choking Chip with the ropes!!! 1…2…3….4…. Jecht lets go.
MN: That's right choke his punk ass out! That's how you win!
DM: Jecht rebounding off the ropes and a knee to the back of Chips head while he is against the ropes….and he goes back to choking him! What a cheap move!
MN: Not cheap! He is doing what he can to win. And here comes Jecht to do that running back knee to slam Chip's throat on the ropes….NO! Chip moves his head and Jecht racks himself…CHEATER!!!! CHEATER!!!!
DT: Cheater?! Jecht was choking him with the ropes! Jecht turning around dropkick to the face of Jecht and he rolls out of the ring! Look at Chip getting some energy going. Chip walking to the ropes and taunting Jecht…Jecht getting on the apron…Chip with a forearm to the face of Jecht…he hooks…..A BIG SUPLEX BACK TO THE INSIDE!!!!!!!
MN: NO! Get up Jecht! Don't let this weak fool beat you!
DM: Cover 1…2…kick out and Jecht launches Chip in the air! Up pops Jecht, kip up by Chip, and a hard shoulder tackle by Jecht and Chip Friendly is back down.
DT: Chip had some offense going here and Jecht just cut his momentum right from under him. And look at this! Jecht choking Chip with his hands…
DM: LOOK AT THE STRENGTH! JECHT LIFTING CHIP IN THE AIR FROM THAT CHOKING POSTION…. AND A LARGE SLAM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVASS!
MN: And Chip friendly is done he is dead, gone, over! Jecht just ending that punk!
DM: And Jecht putting a foot on Chip and telling the ref to count it. 1….2…a Chip gets his foot on the ropes. AND JECHT WITH A KICK TO THE LEG ON THE ROPES!
DT: CHEAP! What a cheap shot!
MN: No smart He is breaking Chip friendly pieces by piece! Watch the strength of Jecht! Just practically power lifting Chip friendly over his head in that gorilla press, look he is turning him for a BIG body slam…
DM: Chip Friendly is kicking his feet around and Jecht going to put him down…
MN: STOP KICKING YOUR FEET!!!!
DT: JECHT TOSSES HIM…NO!!!! Chip Friendly grabbing Jecht's head in mid air bouncing off the ropes with his legs in a reverse spring board method and practically did reversed DDT!! COVER HIM CHIP COVER HIM!!!!!
DM: Chip .crawling to Jecht and puts his hand on Jecht's chest. The crowd rallying behind Chip! Listen to this crowd! His hand on Jecht's chest 1…….2…….3!!!
MN: YES!!!!!!
DT: NOO!!!!!!
DM: I can't believe it, Jecht's foot just getting on that bottom rope…it just touching it! Chip lifting Jecht to his feet. Chip with jumping on Jecht's shoulders….Hurricarana! A beautiful hurricarana! And Jecht shaking his head and getting to his feet and is against the turnbuckle.
DT: Chip running to Jecht…looks like a monkey flip! NO! Jecht catches Chip and turns around….POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER!!!! Jecht putting Chip on the top of the turnbuckle...
DM: Oh no… a fan just spit in the ring! And Jecht leaving the ring and getting in the fans face Referee separating the two…Jecht back in the ring back turned to chip…..CHIP STANDING UP ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND THE CROWD POPPING AND JECHT TRYING TO ABSORB IT!!!!
MN: TURN AROUND YOUR IDIOT!!!!!
DT: Jecht turning around…..CHIP FRIENDINGLY LEAPING OFF AND A HIGH FLYING SUNSET FLIP OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
DM: 1……2…..3!!!!!!
MN: WHAT!!!! NO!
[A LARGE POP FROM THE CROWD!]
DT: He did it!
DM: Look at Jecht's face! Oh no….Jecht sliding out of the ring….he's getting a chair!!! Someone stop him!
DT: Chip Friendly celebrating and is turning around and large chair shot from Jecht! And Chip is out!
MN: HELL YEAH! Get your revenge! And another chair shot….that's right Chip!!!!
DT: Dear God! We will be right back with more EPW!
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