[The scene opened up inside of a makeshift office. EPW World Heavyweight Champion, reigning King of the Cage, and "Blue-Eyed Badass" SEAN STEVENS sat at his desk, looking straightforward, exuding an aura of annoyance. In front of him were a stack of important looking papers, to his right, on a mantle, was the EPW World Heavyweight Championship shining as bright as it’s ever shined. Occasionally, the champ would glance at his title belt, as he continued to ruffle through the papers.]
[SFX: Loud chorus of boos.]
STEVENS: There are things that happen in life that can be summed up as injustices and then there are those events that go down in history that are just … wrong. For some, the day that George W. Bush ran roughshod over Al Gore and took the Presidency of the United States was one of those days … for Dan Ryan, it was probably the day that ***** – I mean, Beast – helped Irishred take over this company for six months, and for A1E? …it’s gotta be right about now that Dan Ryan owns the place.
But, I’ve got an even bigger injustice, a farce, and a travesty that took place a couple of months ago that will most certainly go down in America’s history books as the greatest robbery known to man…
… November 28th, 2007.
[The scene cuts to clip of Triple X nailing Ice Tre with his patented finisher, the X-Factor.
CUT TO: Another clip of Stevens, sitting on a chair, leaning in on a fallen Ice Tre, as he struggles to get on his feet.
CUT TO: Ice Tre attempting to climb out of a steel cage, as the champion tries to pull him back inside, hanging onto the faux gold ropes around Tre’s neck, as they eventually pop, and Ice tumbles to the floor.
CUT TO: Referee Emilio Gomez handing Ice Tre Triple X’s King of the Cage crown, while raising his hand in victory.]
STEVENS: On November 28th, 2007 something was stolen from me that I intend to get back. Originally, I was going to beat Ice Tre into submission each and every week until he handed me my crown. But, I wouldn’t want to break one of my championship nails doing unnecessary dirty work. Then, I decided I should go the legal route, and sue Cassidy Stewart’s bullsh_t agency, but then two things occured to me. One, I’d burn more money in legal fees than I’d actually be able to win from that dump. And, two … a lawsuit wouldn’t guarantee that Tre would give me my crown back because he’s too stupid to understand what a lawsuit actually means. So, I decided to go with option three … I’m going to deal with Tre in a language and manner that he understands perfectly clear. I'm going the "street" route…
… I’m putting a hit out on him.
[Stevens pulls a briefcase onto the table and opens it. Inside is stacks and stacks of one hundred dollar bills.]
STEVENS: I have one hundred thousand dollars for the man OR woman that can get me back my King of the Cage crown, and an extra fifty thousand if Tre’s head is still attached to it.
[Stevens aggressively stood up from his seat, shutting the briefcase, and clutching it dearly, as the camera panned backward for a full body shot.
He was dressed in full business attire. A dark blue, pin-striped suit, canary yellow shirt, with a matching canary yellow tie with light and dark blue diamond designs.
He had on business attire because he had serious business that needed to be dealt with. And, by any means ... on this night, it would get handled.]
[CUE UP: "Imperial March" - Rage Against the Machine. A video montage plays, featuring smoke-wreathed images of various wrestlers, some of them leaving blurred trails as they move.
CUT TO: Beast nailing the Absolution on Adam Benjamin.
CUT TO: Shawn Hart coming off the ropes with a Quebrada.
CUT TO: Felix Red standing victorious in the ring.
CUT TO: JA delivering the Karelin Driver to Ron Artest
CUT TO: Adam Benjamin delivering a Shining Wizard to Karl Brown.
CUT TO: Joey Melton, mugging for the crowd.
CUT TO: Lindsay Troy dropkicking Beast.
CUT TO: Ice Tre flailing away as he falls from a cage.
CUT TO: JA and Kin Hiroshi locking up in the middle of the ring.
CUT TO: Rocko Daymon, mugging with Caitlyn.
CUT TO: “Triple X” Sean Stevens on the second turnbuckle staring out into the crowd with the World Title raised overhead.
CUT TO: Dan Ryan sitting sedately in a chair, staring into the camera.
CUT TO: With a clash of metal, a logo slams across the screen, its edges flickering.]