[“Imperial March” reverberates throughout the arena and a video package flies by on the screen.

Lindsay Troy unmasking as Dis, holding the EPW World Title up for all to see.
JA hitting the Karelin Driver on Rocko Daymon.
Troy Douglas ducking a clothesline by Cameron Cruise and then tossing him with a belly to belly suplex.
Felix Red and First, perched on opposite turnbuckles, then diving down onto their opponents.
Fusenshoff, clotheslining Stalker over the top rope.
Larry Tact and Jared Wells stalking to the ring with the EPW World Tag Team Titles around their waists.
“Triple X” Sean Stevens standing victorious on top of a cage, face bloodied, holding the EPW World title up high.
And finally…. A dais with a throne upon it and Lindsay Troy sitting front and center, leaning back and staring right into the camera.

Then…

BOOM!!

The stage is illuminated by a veritable bonanza of booming pyrotechnics as the camera pans over the crowd, cuts to the ring from a wide angle, then concludes its journey with a smash cut to the broadcast team.]

DT: Ladies and gentlemen - welcome to AGGRESSION! I’m Dave Thomas!! With me as always are Dean Matthews and the one and only…. Mike Neely.

MN: Damn straight.

DT: Before we get things completely underway, we have some video to show you from earlier tonight as Olvir Arsvinnar took on one half of Crimson Calling…

MN: Formerly known as Chronic Collizion!

DM: Formerly known as Crimson Calling!!

DT: …. Ivan Dalkichev.

This one-time only face-off between two of the largest athletes to grace the EPW ring was a true Clash of the Titans with a very odd twist. “The Butt-Dominator” Olvir Arsvinnar came to the ring first, making a bit of a scene when he poured the remainder of his horn of mead onto the shirt of a young girl in the front row. She didn’t seem to mind. The newly rechristened “Sonic Titan” Ivan Dalkichev came out next with “The Dragonaut” Erik Black in tow to their new entrance music, drawing some confusion from the audience as they made a slow and drawn out procession to the ring while wearing robes and bobbing to the musical rhythm.

The match started off with the immovable object meeting the irresistible force, as both men tested each other’s fortitude and strength with a slow series of running attacks and tie-ups. Ivan suddenly surprised everyone by whipping out his Sambo wrestling roots and keeping the Viking grounded with a series of slams and suplexes… but nothing seemed to phase the nearly invincible Olvir.

Olvir seemed to be taking things in his favor as he landed a few hard running strikes, including his infamous Mjolnir Blow and a running big boot, but could only get as far as the two count. He attempted a Berzerker Bomb, but obviously could not lift the massive Dalkichev over his shoulder. This did not stop him from trying for up to a minute, until Dalkichev reversed it, again implementing impressive wrestling and martial arts skills long thought unknown to him.

At the conclusion of the match, Ivan Dalkichev landed a HARD running headbutt and signaled to the crowd that he was ready to finish things. However, when he turned around, he found the mat to be missing of a certain Viking. In truth, the force of his blow caused Olvir to forget where he was and wander of the ring. The Viking pornstar was last seen plucking the female front-row fan from before over his shoulder and running to the back, leaving Ivan to scratch his head while the referee made it to the count of ten.

WINNER: “The Sonic Titan” Ivan Dalkichev by Count-Out

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