JIVE: “What do you think are in those?!
JULIUS: “Refugees. Little do they know.”
GHEORGHE: “Dean!”
JACOBS: “Introducing first… hailing from Paynesville, Kentucky…”
(CUEUP: ‘Dogs of War’ by Pink Floyd. Payne steps through to the deck as the fans pop. He nods as he begins to make his way to the upper ring.)
GHEORGHE: “Payne looks ready …. And I don’t think he knows what to expect from this match.”
JULIUS: “Does anyone?”
JACOBS: “Standing six foot six and weighing 275 pounds….. JASON …… PAYNE!”
(CUEUP: ‘You Could Be Mine’ by Guns n’ Roses. The fans begin to jeer heavily as Chaos makes his way out with the P©X championship belt around his waist. His lips slowly part into a smile as he looks up at the boxes on the scaffolding.)
JACOBS: “His opponent… hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada … he stands seven …. Feet … tall. He is a two-time, and CURRENT New ERA of Wrestling PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme champion ……. CHAOS!”
JIVE: “Chaos is six inches taller than Payne … 30 pounds heavier … but with a match like this, unless Chaos put some sort of kryptonite up in those crates … who knows what can happen.”
JULIUS: “The unpredictability factor is high. Chaos needs to get Payne down before the sky begins to .. fall.”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: “It should be interesting nonetheless! The bell sounds and Jason Payne begins to circle Chaos, who stands stationary in the ring. Payne walking around eying Chaos up… trying to find a good spot to go in..”
JULIUS: “Payne is a hell of a wrestler, I’ll give him that. But he needs to throw all caution to the wind here and just wail the living daylights out of Chaos if he wants to have a chance.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne coming in from behind Chaos … and he clobbers him in the back with a forearm shot!”
JIVE: “Chaos just stood there.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne with another … and Chaos rolls his eyes! Chaos turns … and Payne drives a forearm into the jaw of the P©X champion!”
JULIUS: “Chaos unfazed! He snaps his head back forward… and grabs Payne by the throat!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos has Payne by the throat … and lifts him off the ground!! He is just holding Payne straight up in the air … and Payne’s feet are dangling! Payne trying to grab onto the clutch of Chaos to break it … but it’s not doing any good!”
JIVE: “Chaos is a beast … and Jason Payne started off too conventional.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now just tossing Payne to the mat! Jason Payne sits up and trying to gasp for air … but here comes Chaos. Chaos now grabbing the Dog of War … and he picks him up and tosses him into the corner! Chaos now extending his leg … and holding that boot against the throat of Jason Payne!”
JIVE: “He’s driving all of the air out of him early.”
GHEORGHE: “There are no disqualifications in these types of matches, so it is fair game!”
JULIUS: “Payne might be out of this faster than we could ever imagine if he doesn’t find some way to get Chaos … nevermind.”
GHEORGHE: “AND PAYNE USES HIS BOOT TO NAIL CHAOS IN THE FAMILY JEWELS!”
JIVE: “Chaos just went from seven feet tall to three and a half feet tall after that.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos doubled over …. And Jason Payne quickly grabbing him and reversing the roles! Payne with Chaos in the corner … and he drives the knees into the midsection! Payne backs out … and drives a running boot into the chest of the champion!”
JULIUS: “Payne needs to keep this up. If he can turn the momentum of the match in his favor in the beginning, Chaos could have his entire plans shattered.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos swats Payne away … Chaos coming out of the corner …. And Payne ducks under the clothesline! Jason Payne behind Chaos …. AND HE CLOTHESLINES HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!”
JULIUS: “But Chaos is still on his feet!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne takes a few steps back …. AND CLIPS CHAOS IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE!”
(SFX: Crowd pops!)
GHEORGHE: “And the P©X champion falls forward to the mat!”
JIVE: “Immobilize Chaos and you take away 90% of his chance to do serious harm.”
GHEORGHE: “90? 100%!”
JIVE: “This is Chaos we’re talking about, Gheorghe… he’s not a two-time P©X champion based on his looks.”
JULIUS: “God, ain’t that the truth.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne grabs the leg of Chaos … and he locks on the Half Crab!”
JULIUS: “Now Payne is starting to get smart. He tried in the beginning to go after Chaos when he was up and about … now he’s limiting him to the mat.”
GHEORGHE: “The challenger has the half crab locked … and he is leaning WAY back!”
JIVE: “He’s trying to snap every ligament in Chaos’ knee.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos grabbing the mat …. AND HE REACHES BACK AND GRABS PAYNE!”
JULIUS: “Chaos with those freakishly long arms … he was able to grab some of Payne’s hair.”
JIVE: “I bet Payne wishes he kept his military buzz cut right about now.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne releasing the half crab …. But unrelenting on the attack as he drives the boots into the back of the knee! Chaos is still on the mat … but he’s trying to get up to his feet!”
JULIUS: “Payne trying to keep Chaos down with those kicks … but Chaos still managing to get up!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos is up! AND PAYNE AGAIN WITH A SHOULDER TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE!”
JULIUS: “And Chaos goes back down.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos wincing in pain as he’s on the mat…. And now “the Dog of War” flips him over… Payne … locking on the figure four!”
JIVE: “Not something we usually see from Jason Payne, but desperate times call for desperate measures.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne’s got it locked on! Chaos grunting in pain as even more pressure is applied to his knee!”
JULIUS: “Chaos grinding his teeth to bear the pain … and Jason Payne just trying to maintain the hold. Those are tree trunks that Chaos has.”
(SFX: CRASH~!)
JIVE: “What the hell is that!”
(SFX: CRASH~! CRASH~!)
GHEORGHE: “There are glass vases falling from the scaffolding! Those vases are falling into the ring … and smashing to bits!”
JIVE: “There’s glass all around Payne and Chaos now!”
(SFX: Crash! Crash!)
GHEORGHE: “TWO more vases exploding upon impact! Jason Payne now looking up at the scaffolding to try to see where those vases are going to drop.”
JIVE: “The last one almost nailed him in the noggin!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne with his eyes off the P©X champion …. And Chaos with a closed fist just smashes Payne in the face!”
JULIUS: “Chaos using his body length to his advantage! Payne could have avoided it if he didn’t get distracted.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos with another fist … and the figure four is broke!”
JIVE: “It looks like there won’t be any more glass vases thrown from the scaffold …. But there is already a good amount of glass covering the mat!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne on his feet and stops Chaos from getting to his! Chaos on his knees … and Payne driving the elbow right in his kisser!”
JULIUS: “Is that his face? For a second there I thought Chaos was bent over…”
GHEORGHE: “Payne with another shot …. Chaos wobbling back …. Jason Payne comes in wi… NO! MY GOD!! Chaos had a fist full of glass shards …. AND JUST SLAMMED IT INTO PAYNE! Jason Payne takes a few steps back ….. and he’s got pieces of glass stuck into his chest!”
JIVE: “Better get that medic team on standby … this is going to get brutal.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne looking down and then looking at Chaos … and he comes back in! BUT CHAOS SWIPES PAYNE’s LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM!”
(SFX: Payne lets out an audible “fuck.”)
JIVE: “Payne just landed back first into the broken glass!”
JULIUS: “Uh, oh. Chaos is on his feet!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos up! Jason Payne rolls over … and look at his back!”
JIVE: “Looks like someone tossed glitter onto a paper with glue on it!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now …. He’s grabbing onto Payne’s arms …. AND HE IS DRAGGING HIM CHEST DOWN ACROSS THE ENTIRE LEGNTH OF THE RING!”
JIVE: “Payne’s body is like a swiffer!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos …. He brings Payne to his feet ….. AND HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR!! PRESS SLAM INTO A PILE OF GLASS!”
JULIUS: “I hope they have a tub full of Neosporin waiting down below in the cabin area for Payne after this thing is over… he’s going to need it!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now turning to the cor….wait!”
JIVE: “His knee just gave out it seems!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos went to take a step to the corner .. and he dropped to one knee .. Chaos now has glass shards implanted into his knee cap!”
JULIUS: “Chaos getting back up though … and he’s trying to shake it off.”
(SFX: CRASH~! BANG~! Crowd pops!)
GHEORGHE: “Steel chairs dropping from the scaffold!! They’re falling all around Chaos!”
(SFX: CRASH~! BANG~!)
GHEORGHE: “MY GOD!! A STEEL CHAIR JUST NAILED CHAOS IN THE HEAD!”
JIVE: “Timber!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos down! Chaos down!”
(CUTTO: Chaos. He lifts his head off the mat revealing the cuts left from the glass.)
JULIUS: “Double whammy.”
GHEORGHE: “A steel chair dropped down and floored Chaos …. And now both men are laid out!”
JIVE: “After the first couple fell, Chaos tried to get to safety, but he walked right into the danger zone.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos surrounded by fallen chairs ..”
(SFX: FANS POP!)
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne!! He sat up!”
JIVE: “I can’t tell who is in the worse position right now .. both men look beat up.”
GHEORGHE: “Well the challenger is getting to his feet! Payne looking down at his chest … and he tries to brush some of the glass off! ‘the Dog of War’ now looking at Chaos …. AND HE IS GRABBING A CHAIR!”
JULIUS: “No need to go outside the ring to get one now, I guess..”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne raises the chair above his head …. And slams it across the back of Chaos! And the P©X champion receiving a chair shot to his knee! Jason Payne … Payne now placing the folded chair across the back of Chaos’ head!”
JIVE: “Do I even want to know?”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne …. HE’s HEADING TO THE CORNER!”
JULIUS: “Is he going to the top? We might need to air lift Chaos to the closest hospital!”
JIVE: “So, he’ll see a doctor in Havana in about3 weeks.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne isn’t going to the top … but he does charge out of the corner ….. AND BACK SPLASHES THE CHAIR!! Payne hopped in the air and came crashing down back first on the chair … and Chaos’ head takes the brunt of the force! Payne now …. Payne grabs a second chair …. And he’s setting it up!”
JIVE: “now he’s setting up a third chair facing it…”
GHEORGHE: “Payne now grabbing ANOTHER chair .. and it lays it on top of the two set chairs…..”
JIVE: “Something tells me Chaos is going to get a face to face meeting with those chairs….”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now … he brings the P©X champion to his feet …. HE GRABS CHA—NO! Chaos reverses! Chaos sends Payne into the ropes…. BIG BOOT!”
JIVE: “Payne ducked!”
JULIUS: “Payne ducked the boot and managed to hop over the chair setup …. He reaches back and grabs the head of Chaos!”
(SFX: FANS POP!)
GHEORGHE: “NECKBREAKER THROUGH THE CHAIRS! Payne with the cover!!! ONE ……………….. TWO ………………. KICKOUT BY THE CHAMP!”
JULIUS: “If Chaos was able to have enough ring awareness to get out of that … Payne is in loads of trouble.”
GHEORGHE: “Doesn’t look like he’s in any trouble to me, Dean! Payne is back to his feet …. Chaos lying on his back….. and Payne … PAYNE IS COVERING CHAOS’ BODY WITH THE CHAIRS!”
JIVE: “Now what’s he doing?!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos’ entire body now covered ….. AND JASON PAYNE IS HEADING TO THE CORNER!”
JULIUS: “High risk move … but the dividends could be enough to crown Payne the new PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme champion.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne straddling the top rope ….. MY GOD.”
(SFX: FANS EXPLODE~!)
