GHEORGHE: “FLYING SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE …. AND HE SQUASHES CHAOS UNDER ALL THOSE CHAIRS!”
JULIUS: “Payne took a lot out of himself with that … Chaos definitely receiving the worst of it, though… Payne looks like he’s got this wrapped up!”
GHEORGHE: “ONE …………………… TWO ………………….. TH…”
(SFX: CRASH~! BOOM~! Fans jeer, although some pop!)
GHEORGHE: “No! No!”
JIVE: “Jason Payne looked like he was about to win the match …. But …. Are those …. BEER CANS?”
GHEORGHE: “Yes, they are! Payne … right before the three was nailed by a six pack! Chaos was saved by alcohol!”
JULIUS: “Well, I guess I owe you an apology, Nick… I guess alcohol does solve some problems.”
JIVE: “Shut it!”
GHEORGHE: “Three, four … five six packs in the ring right now …. And some of those cans have exploded all over the two competitors!”
JIVE: “Maybe … I should go in an clean up a bit. Don’t want those glass wounds from earlier to get infected…”
JULIUS: “Don’t forget your straw.”
GHEORGHE: “Neither man moving … Chaos … still under those chairs believe it or not…. And Jason Payne lying on his back staring into the crisp, blue sky after being nailed by falling beer cans…. The P©X championship on the line … and who knows what else will fall from the sky tonight!”
JULIUS: “Some blow and we won’t hear from Jive for hours…”
GHEORGHE: “The stink of cheap beer starting to waft down to our table ….”
(SFX: FANS POP.)
GHEORGHE: “Payne is sitting up!! Jason Payne is getting to his feet!”
JULIUS: “Yea, but …”
(CUTTO: The chairs being pushed off Chaos as he begins to rise.)
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS IS MOVING!”
JULIUS: “Looks like this match ain’t close to being over yet!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos …. Chaos is up! Jason Payne is up! CHAOS GRABS PAYNE …. But Jason Payne thrusting the open hand into Chaos’ throat! Payne against the ropes…. CLOTHESLINE!”
JIVE: “Chaos doesn’t budge!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne against the ropes again … and this time with a diving shoulder block! CHAOS DOWN TO THE MAT!”
JULIUS: “Payne has done a great job keeping the P©X champion on the mat.”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne back on his feet ….. and he grabs a chair!”
JIVE: “Come on Chaos! Don’t let this punk beat you at your own game!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne now raising the cha…..”
(SFX: Fans jeer loudly!)
GHEORGHE: “NO!! CHAOS WITH A CAN OF BEER!!”
JIVE: “The pressure built up from falling from the scaffold …. He just sprayed it in the eyes of ‘the Dog of War!’”
GHEORGHE: “Payne clutching his eyes… AND CHAOS …. Chaos grabs another beer can … AND HURLS IT AT PAYNE’s HEAD!! It hits Payne dead center of his forehead…. AND JUST EXPLODED ALL OVER THE PLACE! Payne is down!”
JULIUS: “Chaos with a cover… ONE ……………. TWO ……….. THREE!”
GHEORGHE: “The challenger kicks out!! Jason Payne got out before the three count ….”
JIVE: “Chaos just opened up a beer can …. And he took a swig! Now he’s dumping the rest of it in the face of Jason Payne!”
(CUTTO: Up close shot of Chaos.. the camera catches him as he yells that Payne is as worthless as the beer.)
GHEORGHE: “Chaos … he grabs Payne by the throat and lifts him to his feet…… Chaos hooks him …… SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM! ONE ………………… TWO ………………….. KICKOUT!!!”
JIVE: “Come on, Payne … just let it go! Chaos is in his element now!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos getting to his feet …..”
(SFX: CROWD BEGINS TO ORGASM!!!)
JULIUS: “What the fuck?”
(CUTTO: Wide shot. The camera focuses in on the scaffold as the crewman take out cloth towels and light them with a match… the towels immediately catch on fire and are dropped to the ring below.)
GHEORGHE: “MY GOD! FIRE!! FIRE FROM ABOVE!!”
JIVE: “You’ve got to be shitting me!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos …. HIS EYES LIT UP!”
JULIUS: “The ring … is literally catching on fire!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos …. He is taking some of the beer cans …. The referee is looking around … and he’s trying to find a way out of the ring I think!”
JIVE: “Chaos is using the rest of the beer cans ……. He’s spraying the ring ropes with them!”
GHEORGHE: “What is he doing?!?! Chaos now …. OH MY GOD!”
(SFX: FANS EXPLODE~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!)
GHEORGHE: “THE FAR ROPES….. THEY’RE ENGULFED IN FLAMES!”
JULIUS: “He’s insane! He kicked one of the rags into the ropes after spraying them with alcohol!”
JIVE: “He’s the P©X champion!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos… … he grabs Jason Payne…… OH NO … NO …”
JULIUS: “This is going to be it!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos …. SNAP POWERBOMB ONTO ONE OF THOSE FLAMING RAGS!! Jason Payne just screamed in pain!”
JIVE: “That’s one way to snuff out the fire in the ring!”
JULIUS: “But the ropes … they’re on fire!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos … he has no soul! He’s not pinning Payne …. He’s got him on his feet! DON’T !! DON’T!”
JIVE: “Jesus CHRIST!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS JUST SENT JASON PAYNE INTO THE FLAMING ROPES WITH AN IRISH WHIP!!!!!!!!!!”
(SFX: SNAP~!~!~! CRASH~!)
GHEORGHE: “PAYNE!!! PAYNE GOES INTO THE ROPES … AND THEY BROKE!!! JASON PAYNE JUST WENT FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!”
(CUTTO: Jason Payne on the outside face down. His back has red marks from the ring ropes.)
GHEORGHE: “There are some officials out there now with fire extinguishers trying to put out the flames before the whole ship catches on fire!”
JIVE: “Chaos is a GENIUS!”
GHEORGHE: “Genius?! He’s crazy! The P©X championship isn’t worth that!”
JIVE: “To you it isn’t…. but to Chaos … it’s everything!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos standing in the ring …. And he’s raising his arms in the air like he’s already won this thing … Jason Payne is on the outside … and he’s not moving!”
JULIUS: “Wow. I am almost speechless.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos … that bastard is hopping out of the ring to get Payne!”
JIVE: “He’s not done yet, Gheorghe!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now …. He just stole a fire extinguisher from one of the officials… thankfully they’ve put out the flames….. AND CHAOS SMASHES THE EXTINGUISHER OVER THE BACK OF THE FALLEN PAYNE!”
JULIUS: “Chaos was out for blood … and he’s sending a message tonight to anyone who dare challenge him for the championship.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos …. CHAOS UNLEASHING THE CONTENTS OF THE EXTINGUISHER ALL OVER THE DOG OF WAR!”
JIVE: “I don’t even need to see anything else tonight … my night is set!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos tossing the fire extinguisher to the side … and … he’s getting a table from under the ring! What the hell does he need a table for! Just pin Payne….”
JULIUS: “I don’t know … but right now there are no ring ropes on that side … and the other three sides are now in jeopardy, too….”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos pushes the table in the ring … and he grabs Payne and rolls him in as well.”
JIVE: “There’s no way Jason Payne can take any more punishment … I’d say Chaos should end this now … but there’s no way in hell he’s going to. He’s going to make sure that Payne won’t leave this ship in anything but a stretcher.”
JULIUS: “With the way this is turning out, I’d say a body bag is more what Chaos is gunning for.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos picking up the table …. And he is setting it up! Jason Payne lying on the edge of the mat …. There’s no ring ropes… there’s broken glass, chairs, and beer all over the place.”
JULIUS: “That’s too easy. I won’t even go there.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now walking over to ‘the Dog of War’ … and he just stands over him …. Look at him … he is practically beaming!”
(SFX: CRASH~! BANG~!)
JULIUS: “Jesus …”
(SFX: CRASH~! CRASH~!)
GHEORGHE: “Are those …. BRICKS?”
JIVE: “They’re bricks wrapped in BARBWIRE it looks like!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos … he stops and looks as two more barbwired bricks fall to the mat…”
JULIUS: “The poor referee ran to the corner to avoid all of them.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now looking at Payne …. And then the table …. He grabs Jason Payne off the mat!”
JIVE: “He’s going to leave the bricks until later, I guess.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos … he hooks the arm … AND SUPLEXES……. NO! PAYNE BLOCKS IT!”
JULIUS: “Payne hooked his leg around Chaos’!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos tries again…. But Payne blocks it again!”
JIVE: “How the hell di..”
(SFX: FANS EXPLODE~!)
GHEORGHE: “OH MY!!! PAYNE …. PAYNE WITH A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN AND CHAOS GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING TO THE FLOOR BELOW!”
JIVE: “No, dammit! No!”
GHEORGHE: “There were no ring ropes for Chaos to hit! He’s down on the floor below! Payne on the mat in the ring …. The fans are on their feet trying to get Payne up!”
JULIUS: “I can’t believe he had enough energy to block the suplex … he would have went through that table if he didn’t… but to then suplex a man like Chaos …. Incredible.”
GHEORGHE: “The PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship … it brings out something special in those who want it…. And these two men are here tonight putting everything on the line.”
JIVE: “Chaos … Chaos just grabbed the apron! He’s trying to pull himself up!”
JULIUS: “He tried … but his leg gave out on him! I think he might have damaged it even more when Payne suplexed him out of the ring!”
GHEORGHE: “He’s clutching his knee …. Jason Payne still down …”
(SFX: FANS POP HUUUUUGE~!)
GHEORGHE: “NO!! PAYNE!! PAYNE JUST ROLLED TO HIS STOMACH …. HE’S PUSHING HIMSELF UP!”
JULIUS: “Payne reaching down deep to get to his feet …. I’ve never seen him so determined.”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne…. HE JUST GRABBED A BRICK!”
JIVE: “CHAOS IS UP!”
GHEORGHE: “The P©X champion is up ….. AND HERE COMES JASON PAYNE!”
(SFX: FANS EXPLODE~!)
GHEORGHE: “PAYNE FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE …. AND SMASHES THE BARBWIRED BRICK INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!”
JULIUS: “That barbwire just ripped a big chunk of Chaos’ lip! He’s got a huge gash now.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne … PAYNE IS GETTING TO HIS FEET!”
JIVE: “Someone stop him!! Drop some more fire!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne … ‘the Dog of War’ ….. he’s rolling Chaos back into the ring!”
JULIUS: “I think he might try to end this thing…”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne…”
(SFX: THUD~! THUD~! THUD~!)
JULIUS: “The crates!! The crates from the scaffold were just pushed off and they fell into the ring!”
GHEORGHE: “Those things must weigh a pretty good amount .. they’re solid wood!”
JIVE: “Thank god … I think if anything else fell into the ring the ring would collapse!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne …. He grabs Chaos!”
JULIUS: “Chaos fighting back!”
GHEORGHE: “Where is he getting the strength!? Chaos and Jason Payne … trading blows!”
JIVE: “Both men are worn out! Those fists are sluggish to say the least!”
JULIUS: “Please, try to say less then.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos with a right …. Payne with a right …. Chaos … NO! Payne blocked! Jason Payne now with a flurry of fists! PAYNE…..”
(SFX: CROWD EXPLODES~!)
GHEORGHE: “MY GOD!! PAYNE GRABBED CHAOS AND SPUN HIM AROUND FOR THE SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!”
JIVE: “No! Chaos can’t go out like this!! He’s the P©X champion for Christ sakes!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne with the cover …………….. ONE ……………………. TWO …………………….. THREE!!!”
JIVE: “DAMMIT!”
JULIUS: “No!! Chaos! The champion got out!”
GHEORGHE: “How did he do it?! How do they do it?! The challenger … the P©X champion …. After all that’s happened to both men tonight … this match is still going!”
JULIUS: “But both men are drained.. they’re still on the mat … and neither looks like they’re going to be able to ….”
(SFX: CROWD POPS HUGE~!~!~!)
GHEORGHE: “Wait! Jason Payne….. Payne sat up!”
(CUTTO: Close up of Payne’s face, bloodied and battered. He looks like he’s in another world.)
JIVE: “Is he even conscious? I can’t tell!”
GHEORGHE: “Now ‘the Dog of War’ …. HE’s ON HIS FEET! PAYNE IS UP!”
JULIUS: “He just stumbled into one of those crates…. And he tossed it upside down!”
JIVE: “He doesn’t know where he is….”
GHEORGHE: “Payne now … he is leaning on the crate ….. he needs to focus on finishing this match. The PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship is within his reach!”
JULIUS: “I don’t know if he can focus on anything but keeping himself vertical right now…”
JIVE: “Chaos! Get up! Save your title!”
GHEORGHE: “After everything that he did tonight … Chaos lying on the mat in what’s left of that table!”
JIVE: “Payne’s moving!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne slowly making his way to Chaos! Payne reaches down ….”
(SFX: JEERS~~!)
JULIUS: “Chaos playing opossum!”
GHEORGHE: “AND CHAOS GRABBED ONE OF THOSE BRICKS AND SLAMS IT INTO THE FACE OF PAYNE!! THE DOG OF WAR IS DOWN!”
JIVE: “I wouldn’t say Chaos was playing opossum! He’s still down, too!”
GHEORGHE: “Desperation move by Chaos … and it might have saved him from certain defeat.”
JULIUS: “Absolute carnage in the ring right now .. the referee I think is debating on whether or not to stop the match.”
JIVE: “He can’t! The referee is obligated to see this match to its conclusion under the stipulations of the P©X rules!”
GHEORGHE: “It’s the truth… the match ends when someone is pinned or submits..”
(SFX: Fans jeer!)
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS! Chaos turned himself over! He’s trying to get to his feet!”
JULIUS: “If he gets to his feet before Payne … this match is definitely over!”
GHEORGHE: “WAIT! JASON PAYNE! HE JUST MOVED!”
CROWD: “DOG OF WAR! DOG OF WAR! DOG OF WAR!”
GHEORGHE: “The crowd on their feet … and they’re trying to get Payne up!”
JIVE: “But Chaos is getting up!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos … he’s up! THE P©X CHAMPION IS ON HIS FEET!”
JIVE: “Payne! Payne sat up!”
JULIUS: “Chaos resting on the crate …. And Jason Payne is struggling to get to his feet!”
GHEORGHE: “He needs to be careful! Chaos is behind him!”
JIVE: “Payne’s up! Chaos grabs him!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos spins him around!”
(SFX: CROWD ORGASMS~!~!~!~!)
GHEORGHE: “WAIT!!! PAYNE WITH A BOOT TO THE GUT!!! HE GRABS CHAOS!!!”
(SFX: DEAFNESS ENSUES~!)
GHEORGHE: “PAYNE KILLER!!!! PAYNE KILLER RIGHT THROUGH THE WOODEN CRATE!!! CHAOS IS DOWN! THE P©X CHAMPION IS DOWN!!! ONE ………………………………………. TWO ………………………………………………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings as the entire ship is rocked by the fans’ reaction!)
GHEORGHE: “MY GOD HE DID IT!! JASON PAYNE DEFEATED CHAOS!”
JACOBS: “The winner of “the Sky is Falling” match ……. And NEW New ERA of Wrestling PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme champion ….”
(CUEUP: “Dogs of War” by Pink Floyd.)
JACOBS: “ ‘The Dog of War’ ………….. JASON ……………… PAYNE!!!”
GHEORGHE: “WHAT A MATCH!”
JIVE: “But!! This …. This can’t be happening!”
JULIUS: “The referee has the P©X championship belt …. And he lays it across Jason Payne’s body!”
GHEORGHE: “Finally the medical team is out here …….. ladies and gentlemen…. What you just saw ….. simply breath taking! Congratulations to Jason Payne… the new P©X champion … and saying that he deserves the victory is a gross understatement!”
JIVE: “How the hell is the rest of the night going to keep pace with this match?”
GHEORGHE: “I’m still in shock …. That … was …. Wow.”
JULIUS: “Chaos and Payne now being attended to by the medical team… and they’re bringing out TWO stretchers!”
(CUTTO: The two stretcher teams coming out.)
GHEORGHE: “Let’s just hope that Payne will be cleared to wrestle after tonight… BANNED in the US continues, nonetheless… and we got another hell of a match coming up …”
