JIVE: “DYKIN’ IT OUT!!! She’s taking a page from MWG’s book!”
GHEORGHE: “KRIST BLUE IS STICKING HER TONGUE AS DEEP DOWN DAYMON’s THROAT AS SHE CAN!”
JIVE: “Somewhere in the WFW Rocko Daymon is beating off in the lockerroom!”
GHEORGHE: “Oh stop it, Nick!!!”
JIVE: “I know I am underneath this table!”
GHEORGHE: “WHAT?!”
JIVE: “Uh, it was a joke god dammit!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon finally pushes Krist Blue off her … AND SHE SCURRIES BACK INTO THE RING! Daymon getting to her feet as Blue rolls in … AND NOW CAITLYN DAYMON IS STOMPING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF KRIST BLUE!”
JIVE: “Apparently she didn’t take Blue’s show of affection too well.”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon now picks up a leg of Krist Blue …. AND SHE LOCKS ON A BOSTON CRAB!”
JIVE: “But you can’t win by submission!”
GHEORGHE: “But if you incapacitate your opponent they can’t get to their knees or feet!”
JIVE: “But does Daymon have enough in her to really hold on to this?”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon struggling to hold on to the Boston Crab …. AND KRIST BLUE GRABS ON TO THE ROPES ….. BUT THE REFEREE CAN’T BREAK THE HOLD!! Krist Blue is screaming in agony …. AND CAITLYN DAYMON LEANS EVEN FURTHER BACK!”
JIVE: “She’s trying to break Krist Blue in half! What a homophobe!”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue is using every bit of strength in her body to try to break free of the hold …. And finally Daymon can’t hold it any longer and she releases the hold!”
JIVE: “After everything Daymon’s already been through I’m surprised she held it for as long as she did!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon falls to the mat in exhaustion …. And the referee starts his count!”
REF: “ONE …… TWO …. THREE …. FOUR ….. FIVE …… SIX …… SEVE..”
JIVE: “Daymon is up!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon now heads to the corner … and she is leaning back in the corner! Krist Blue is on her knees and she is having a hard time getting to her feet!”
JIVE: “Her back must be pretty beat up ….”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue to her feet now! Krist Blue walking over to the corner …. CAITLYN DAYMON KICKS AT HER … BUT BLUE CATCHES HER FOOT ….. KRIST BLUE NOW GRABS DAYMON’s OTHER FOOT ….”
JIVE: “And Caitlyn Daymon is now HORIZONTAL! She is holding on to the ropes for dear life!”
GHEORGHE: “KRIST BLUE YANKS ON DAYMON’s LEGS AND DAYMON CRASHES TO THE MAT! KRIST BLUE IS NOW TRYING TO TURN CAITLYN DAYMON OVER!!!!”
JIVE: “Now its Daymon’s turn to feel the Boston Crab!”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue struggling to get Daymon over … AND DAYMON GRABS THE HAIR OF KRIST BLUE AND HAS HER IN A SMALL PACKAGE!”
JIVE: “There are no pinfalls in a Last Woman Standing match!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee breaks up the pinfall attempt … and both women are now laying on the mat … and they are breathing HARD!”
REF: “ONE …. TWO …. THREE …. FOUR ….”
JIVE: “Neither woman is making any attempt to get up, Tom!”
REF: “FIVE …… SIX ……. SEVEN …..”
GHEORGHE: “They might both very well be eliminated here!”
JIVE: “That’d leave this match up to Jane Doe and Karla Starr!”
REF: “EIGHT ……… NINE ……….”
GHEORGHE: “WOW!”
JIVE: “THEY BOTH JUST KNIPPED UP!”
GHEORGHE: “Both ladies are on their feet … AND THEY ARE STANDING FACE TO FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Krist Blue grabs Caitlyn Daymon by the face … AND SHE’s GOING TO KISS HER AGAIN!”
JIVE: “Not if Daymon has anything to say about it!”
GHEORGHE: “CAITLYN DAYMON WITH A KICK TO THE NETHER REGIONS OF BLUE …. And that doubles her over…. CAITLYN DAYMON PLACES HER BETWEEN HER LEGS ………………. AND SHE POWERBOMBS KRIST BLUE TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “But Daymon almost fell to the mat too! She must be thanking God right now that she has the ropes to lean on!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee counting …”
REF: “ONE ….. TWO …. THREE ….. FOUR …… FIVE …..”
JIVE: “AND DAYMON JUST PICKED BLUE UP!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon not quite finished with Krist Blue it seems … Daymon now irish whips Krist Blue off the far ropes …. Blue on the return … .AND DAYMON ABSOLUTELY PLASTERS HER WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!”
REF: “ONE ….. TWO ….”
JIVE: “Daymon is going up top!!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon has this match won … but she’s going up top! I don’t think this is very smart if you ask me!”
JIVE: “Daymon wants to make sure that she makes it to the next round … but likewise, I think she was set already!”
REF: “FOUR …. FIVE ……. SIX …..”
GHEORGHE: “DAYMON PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE ….”
(SFX: CROWD EXPLODES!)
GHEORGHE: “CAITLYN DAYMON WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!!! Caitlyn Daymon now rolls out Krist Blue!!”
JIVE: “DAYMON IS ON HER FEET IN THE CORNER!”
GHEORGHE: “The ref isn’t quite sure what to do … so he starts his count all over again!”
REF: “ONE … TWO …. THREE …. FOUR ….. FIVE …… SIX …..”
JIVE: “Krist Blue isn’t moving, Tom! I think Daymon might have finished her off!”
REF: “SEVEN …….. EIGHT ………”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon has a smile on her face in the corner … and she is breathing hard .. I think that whoever enters next is going to have an easy time putting her away..”
REF: “NINE …………… TEN!!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings!)
JIVE: “AND CAITLYN DAYMON HAS ELIMINATED KRIST BLUE!”
(Juliet Marceau gets up and spins the wheel again ….. this time it stops fairly quickly. The fans pop as Jane Doe / Carlee Marx runs down the rampway…)
JIVE: “ITS SPLIT PERSONALITY!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe, or as she just very well may be, Carlee Marx is our next competitor … which means KARLA STARR IS LAST!”
JACOBS: “THIS MATCH IS A CHAIRS MATCH!”
GHEORGHE: “A chairs match!! Chair shots are legal in this stipulation … and I feel AWFUL for Caitlyn Daymon. She’s put up a hell of a fight, but I have a feeling its going to end right here with Jane … Carlee …. DoeMarx…”
JIVE: “What are we supposed to call her? Jane Doe or Carlee Marx?”
GHEORGHE: “Let’s stick with Jane Doe… or should we go with Carlee Marx?”
JIVE: “Let’s go with Jane Doe.”
GHEORGHE: “Doe is in the ring now and she is just standing there shaking her head at Daymon!”
JIVE: “If Doe is to play it smart, which we know she can’t, she would just let Daymon try to do all the work.. but something tells me that Jane Doe won’t do that.”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon has made it through a flaming tables match, a Singapore cane match, and a Last Woman Standing match … if she can make it through this Chairs match then maybe she has what it takes to go all the way…”
JIVE: “But with Karla Starr remaining … that’s going to be a HUGE task!”
GHEORGHE: “That is very true, Nick.. if there were one person that I didn’t want to remain on my list it would be Starr.. But Jane Doe now pointing at Caitlyn Daymon and telling her to come take her best shot!”
JIVE: “Is Doe really that brainless?!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon slowly coming out of the corner ….. she’s staggering over to Doe … AND SHE TAKES A SWING AT JANE DOE …. BUT DOE STEPS BACK AND CAITLYN DAYMON MISSES ….. AND DAYMON CRASHES TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Daymon is out of energy, Tom… I hate to say it, but I don’t think she has it in her.”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon slowly getting back to her feet … and she is sweating profusely. Jane Doe once again telling her to take a swing … and DAYMON WITH A RIGHT HOOK …….. BUT DOE DUCKS AND DAYMON TURNS IN A CIRCLE! JANE DOE WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND DAYMON GOES TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Doe is toying with her, Tom!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe now drops down and makes the cover …. ONE ……… TWO ………. THREE! NOO!! SOMEHOW DAYMON KICKED OUT!”
JIVE: “There’s still a little fight left in her.”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe brings Caitlyn Daymon to her feet … she turns her around .. and grabs on the back of her tights…. Doe with an elbow to the small of the back …. And another … JANE DOE NOW GRABS THE HEAD OF CAITLYN DAYMON ….. REVERSE DDT! JANE DOE WITH THE COVER ………… ONE ……………… TWO …………. AND DAYMON SOMEHOW KICKS OUT AGAIN!”
JIVE: “How is she doing it?!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe looking peeved now as she gets back to her feet … She brings Daymo… NO DAYMON WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!! ONE ………. TWO ……… DOE KICKS OUT! Jane Doe now quickly up AND SHE IS STOMPING ON CAITLYN DAYMON LIKE NO TOMORROW!”
JIVE: “And now Doe slides out of the ring and she’s getting a chair!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe walks over to the timekeeper and pushes him out of his chair! Caitlyn Daymon having to use the ropes to get to her feet …. And JANE DOE SLIDES BACK IN!”
JIVE: “If I were Caitlyn Daymon I’d just lay down and let Jane Doe pin me!”
GHEORGHE: “That’s because you’re a wuss, Nick.”
JIVE: “NO I’M SMART!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon turns around and sees Jane Doe coming at her ……”
(SFX: Crowd pops!)
GHEORGHE: “AND DAYMON WITH A DROPKICK SENDS THE CHAIR FLYING BACK IN JANE DOE’s FACE! Caitlyn Daymon and Jane Doe both on the mat now!”
JIVE: “Caitlyn Daymon just wasted all her energy with that drop kick…. And if anything she’s made Jane Doe even more pissed off!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe rolls over and she’s holding her face …. And now she grabs the chair! Jane Doe back to her feet ….”
(SFX: CRACK!)
GHEORGHE: “AND JANE DOE DRIVES THE CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF CAITLYN DAYMON!”
(SFX: CRACK!)
GHEORGHE: “AND AGAIN!”
JIVE: “Jane Doe not repenting one bit! If Caitlyn Daymon somehow wins this match, she might be forced to vacate the championship due to injuries!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe drops the chair and now she picks Caitlyn Daymon up … AND I THINK SHE’s GOING TO DDT HER ON THE CHAIR, Nick!”
JIVE: “I think you’re right!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe taps the back of Caitlyn Daymon … AND SHE DRI… no! Caitlyn Daymon blocks it! Jane Doe lets go of her head … and she drills Daymon in the back with a forearm ….. Doe hooks the head again AND DR… NO!! Daymon blocks the DDT attempt again!”
JIVE: “Daymon is reaching deep down to get this strength..”
GHEORGHE: “AND CAITLYN DAYMON WITH A BACK BODY DROP OUT OF DESPERATION AND JANE DOE GOES TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Caitlyn Daymon is on her feet still! SHE PICKS UP THE CHAIR!”
GHEORGHE: “CAITLYN DAYMON SWINGS THE CHAIR…”
(SFX: CRACK!)
GHEORGHE: “AND JANE DOE’s HEAD JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE RING!”
JIVE: “Jane Doe is flat on her back in the middle of the ring!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe should have finished Caitlyn Daymon off when she had the chance because Daymon looks like she is having a second wind!”
(SFX: CRACK!)
GHEORGHE: “AND DAYMON DRIVES THE CHAIR INTO THE CHEST OF JANE DOE! Daymon …. DAYMON IS UNFOLDING THE CHAIR!”
JIVE: “What is she doing?!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon ….. DAYMON PICKS UP JANE DOE FROM THE MAT …. AND SHE HAS HER HOOKED!”
(SFX: Crowd explodes!)
GHEORGHE: “AND CAITLYN DAYMON JUST GERMAN SUPLEXED JANE DOE INTO THE UNFOLDED CHAIR AND DOE’s BODY BREAKS THE CHAIR!”
JIVE: “I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon drapes the arm over Jane Doe …. ONE ………….. TWO …………. THREE!!!”
JIVE: “DOE KICKED OUT!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe showing some strength of her own as she BARELY kicks out! And now both women are down on the mat!”
JIVE: “Daymon is crawling to the corner!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon crawls over to the corner … AND SHE GOES TO THE OUTSIDE! Jane Doe starting to stir, herself …. And she sits up! Jane Doe looking around the ring for Caitlyn Daymon, and she sees her getting a chair!”
JIVE: “AND NOW JANE DOE ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE ON THE OTHER SIDE!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe on the outside … AND SHE GETS A CHAIR! Both women have a chair … and they are walking on a collision path…..”
(SFX: CRACK! CRACK!)
GHEORGHE: “I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! BOTH WOMEN JUST LEVELED EACH OTHER WITH CHAIR SHOTS!”
JIVE: “They’re both down on the outside, Tom!!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee is headed to the outside .. and he is trying to wake one of them up!”
JIVE: “Good luck with that, bozo!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee now bending over to get Jane Doe up … and she sits up!!! Jane Doe looks around, and I don’t think she knows where she is!”
JIVE: “Maybe that chair shot caused her to be an amnesiac again!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe slowly getting to her feet … and CAITLYN DAYMON IS STIRRING, TOO! Jane Doe walks over to Caitlyn Daymon … AND SHE PULLS HER TO HER FEET …. And Jane Doe rolls Caitlyn Daymon into the ring ….. AND DOE IS CALLING FOR THE AMNESIA ATTACK VERSION TWO POINT ZERO!”
JIVE: “It is all over!! Karla Starr is ready to come in and take this championship home!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe rolls in the ring … she picks Caitlyn Daymon up ……. Jane Doe with an irish whip … and Doe off the other side …………… AND JANE DOE HITS THE AMNESIA ATTACK VERSION TWO POINT ZERO!!!! The cover …………… ONE ………… TWO ……….”
JIVE: “DAYMON’s FOOT IS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!”
GHEORGHE: “THREEEEE!”
(SFX: Bell rings! Juliet Marceau spins the wheel …… SINGAPORE CANE MATCH!)
GHEORGHE: “Here comes Karla Starr … AND WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A SINGAPORE CANE MATCH TO DECIDE THE VERY FIRST NEW ERA OF WRESTLING WOMEN’s CHAMPION!”
JIVE: “WAIT A MINUTE, TOM! The referee is saying no!! The referee is saying that Daymon’s leg was on the bottom rope!”
JACOBS: “The referee has informed me that Caitlyn Daymon’s left foot was on the bottom rope …. THUS THE MATCH WILL CONTINUE!! Karla Starr will take on the winner of the match in a SINGAPORE CANE MATCH after one has been declared!”
GHEORGHE: “DOE AND DAYMON WILL CONTINUE!”
JIVE: “I told you!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe is IRATE! Doe is in the referee’s face …. And she is giving him a piece of her mind!”
JIVE: “She needs to turn her focus back to Caitlyn Daymon and let out her aggression on her!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe turns around and she picks up Caitlyn Daymon …. DOE WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER ….. AND NOW SHE GOES TO THE OUTSIDE TO GET A CHAIR!”
JIVE: “Karla Starr is still at ringside!”
GHEORGHE: “Starr is walking around the ring trying to avoid Jane Doe …. And she has a smile on her face!”
JIVE: “Starr is going to have a leg up once her time comes!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe grabs a chair and tosses it in the ring … and now she slides in … Doe picks the chair up and swings at Daymon ….. BUT DAYMON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND DOE HITS THE MAT WITH THE CHAIR!”
JIVE: “I think Daymon is running on pure instinct, Tom. She’s been through three other women …. And is having a hell of a time with Doe.”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe picks the chair up again …. She swings …. AND DAYMON MOVES AGAIN … BUT DOE DIDN’T FOLLOW THROUGH AND DROPS THE ELBOW ON CAITLYN!”
JIVE: “Daymon got caught there!”
GHEORGHE: “Look at Starr!! Starr has just picked up a Singapore Cane!”
JIVE: “I think she knows that Doe is about to polish off Daymon, so she wants to be ready as quickly as possible!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe gets up … AND SHE SEES THAT KARLA STARR HAS THE SINGAPORE CANE!! Jane Doe is now telling the referee to send Starr to the back!”
JIVE: “Jane Doe has got to keep focused on the match at hand!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe yells something at Karla Starr as she bends down to pick up the chair … AND JANE DOE IS SETTING THE CHAIR UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Jane Doe picks up Caitlyn Daymon … AND DOE WITH AN IRISH WHIP …………… Daymon on the return ……. DROP TOE HOLD ….. NO! Caitlyn Daymon hopped over Jane Doe ………… Daymon stops and picks up the chair!!!”
(SFX: CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!)
JIVE: “HOT DAMN! CAITLYN DAYMON HAS LOST IT!”
GHEORGHE: “CAITLYN DAYMON NAILING JANE DOE IN THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR REPEATEDLY! Caitlyn Daymon is now setting up the chair ……. AND DAYMON IS CALLING FOR THE DAYMONPLEX!”
JIVE: “She won’t be able to pull it off! Caitlyn Daymon has suffered too much already .. she won’t be able to get Doe up!”
GHEORGHE: “Caitlyn Daymon picks up Jane Doe off the mat …. Daymon with a shot to the midsection ………… SHE PICKS UP JANE DOE …………….. AND HITS THE DAYMON PLEX ON THE CHAIR!!!!!! DAYMON WITH THE COVER BUT THE CHAIR IS BETWEEN DOE’s SHOULDERS AND THE MAT!”
JIVE: “The referee is trying to tell Daymon that ……. And finally she gets up and moves the chair …. Daymon makes the cover… ONE …………….. TWO ………………. THREEEEE!!! NO DOE KICKED OUT!!!!”
GHEORGHE: “JANE DOE KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! Caitlyn Daymon back to her feet …….. AND SHE’s CALLING FOR THE DAYMONPLEX AGAIN!!!! She picks up Doe ……. AND ANOTHER DAYMONPLEX!!!!! ONE …………… TWO …………………………….. THREEEEEE!!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings!)
JIVE: “CAITLYN DAYMON DID IT! SHE BEAT JANE DOE!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon on her feet as she looks down at Jane Doe ……. AND KARLA STARR JUST SLID IN THE RING WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!!!”
JIVE: “Starr is going to beat nail her from behind!”
GHEORGHE: “STARR JUST DROPPED THE SINGAPORE CANE!!! Daymon turns around …….”
(SFX: Crowd explodes in jeers!!!)
GHEORGHE: “KARLA STARR JUST NAILED CAITLYN DAYMON WITH A SUPERKICK!!!! SHE MAKES THE COVER………. ONE ………………………. TWO …………………………… THREE!!! KARLA STARR JUST STOLE THE WOMEN’s CHAMPIONSHIP AWAY FROM CAITLYN DAYMON!”
(SFX: Bell rings as the fans start throwing trash in the ring!)
JIVE: “I can’t believe it! After all the hard work that Caitlyn Daymon put into this match, Karla Starr comes in and takes it all away within 10 seconds!”
JACOBS: “The winner of this match …. And the very FIRST New ERA of Wrestling WOMEN’s CHAMPION ……. KARLA STARR!”
JIVE: “I love it!!! Not only does Karla Starr screw Jean Rabesque … not only does she trick DREDD ……. But she just screwed Caitlyn Daymon out of the Women’s championship …… and now she is the first champion!!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Look at that BITCH! She is in the ring celebrating as if she worked for that championship! Karla Starr STOLE the championship from Caitlyn Daymon! SHE STOLE IT GODDAMMIT!”
(Juliet Marceau hands Karla Starr the Women’s championship. Starr holds the championship up in the air, and then spits on Caitlyn Daymon’s body, still limp on the mat.)
GHEORGHE: “I can’t WAIT until Caitlyn Daymon gets her chance to take on Karla Starr one on one. She attacked her on RAUCOUS … then ran away from her last time … and NOW… now …. I just don’t know what to say ..”
JIVE: “Karla Starr played the BRAIN GAME, Tom…”
GHEORGHE: “I can’t believe it…. Karla Starr walking up the ramp and she should be ashamed of herself… simply ashamed. Let’s go backstage with Jason Tripp who is with one of the many men who will compete next for the Television championship….”
JIVE: “Congratulations, Karla! I always knew you’d win!”
GHEORGHE: “Shut up, Nick… just shut up.”
