GHEORGHE: “IT’S JOHN DOE!!”
LaROQUE: “AND PHANTOM REPUBLICAN AND CAMERON CRUISE ARE DANGLING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! If they let go they’ll BOTH be gone!”
GHEORGHE: “DOE RUNS TO THE RING AND SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE ROPE ….. he runs over …. And he grabs Cameron Cruise by the hair …… AND PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!”
JIVE: “And The Phantom Republican rolls back in through the bottom rope!”
LaROQUE: “Doe wants to be the one to eliminate Cruise … but he wants to make him pay for what he’s done the past two RAUCOUSes …. As well as what he said leading up to tonight!”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe picks up Cruise … AND DRIVES HIM TO THE MAT WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! AND NOW JOHN DOE IS LEVELING CRUISE WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS!”
JIVE: “Legend Killer has a hold of Jack Durden!”
GHEORGHE: “KILLER WITH DURDEN …. HE TOSSES … NO!! DURDEN DROPS TO THE MAT AND LEGEND KILLER GOES INTO THE ROPES!”
LaROQUE: “Legend Killer braces himself on the ropes ….. AND DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO DURDEN ON THE MAT!”
GHEORGHE: “And now Alister Hayze and the Phantom Republican are going at it on the other side of the ring!”
JIVE: “There’s so much action going on in the ring, I can hardly handle it!”
GHEORGHE: “The Legend Killer now picks up Jack Durden … and he tosses him into the corner …. AND PLACES A BOOT TO HIS THROAT!”
LaROQUE: “Alister Hayze has the Phantom Republican on the ropes!”
GHEORGHE: “HAYZE WINDS UP ….. BUT PHANTOM REPUBLICAN DUCKS!!! Republican now has Hayze on the ropes …. AND HE LIFTS UP ON LEG TRYING TO GET HIM OVER!”
JIVE: “Put in the extra effort, Republican!!! Rally your base to your side!”
GHEORGHE: “CAMERON CRUISE AND JOHN DOE ARE NOW UP AND THEY ARE TRADING LEFTS AND RIGHTS … AND CRUISE SLIDES BEHIND DOE AND RUNS INTO THE ROPES ……………….. BUT DOE HOLDS ON AND CRUISE FLIPS BACK …… AND Doe with a dropkick that sends Cruise to the mat!”
LaROQUE: “The Phantom Republican gives up on trying to get Hayze over the top rope … and lifts him up …. AND DOWN WITH A SIDE SUPLEX!”
GHEORGHE: “The Phantom Republican gets to his feet … and now he walks over to the Legend Killer ….. PHANTOM REPUBLICAN NOW HELPING THE LEGEND KILLER TRYING TO GET JACK DURDEN OVER THE TOP ROPE!”
JIVE: “This is the first bit of teamwork we’ve seen so far!”
GHEORGHE: “Jack Durden trying with all his might to hold on to the top rope as the Legend Killer has one leg and Phantom Republican with the second leg ……. AND HERE COMES ALISTER HAYZE AND HAYZE PULLS THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN OFF AND NAILS HIM WITH BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!”
LaROQUE: “Phantom Republican almost hit John Doe when he flew across the ring!”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!”
(SFX: BUZZ!!!)
JIVE: “I thought he left!!!”
GHEORGHE: “THE PHENOM HAS RE-ENTERED THE BUILDING!”
(Shawn Hart runs down the rampway wearing his street clothes… he slides into the ring and starts flexing his muscles, a la Hulk Hogan!)
GHEORGHE: “AND SHAWN HART IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING …. AND HE IS FLEXING HIS MUSCLES!!! Hart … HART NOW WAVING HIS ARM … AND PUTTING HIS HAND TO HIS EAR!”
JIVE: “Shawn Hart has gone crazy! Was he in a mental hospital when he was gone?”
GHEORGHE: “Everyone in the ring has stopped and is looking on in awe at Shawn Hart ….. AND NOW THE LEGEND KILLER CHARGES AT HART ……… AND SHAWN HART DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE …… SHAWN HART WITH A BIG BOOT ………….. AND THE LEGEND KILLER FALLS BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!”
JIVE: “Shawn Hart just eliminated the Legend Killer!”
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW SHAWN HART HAS JACK DURDEN …… SHAWN HART bodyslams Durden to the mat …. He bounces off the ropes …. AND SHAWN HART DROPS THE LEG ON JACK DURDEN!!!”
LaROQUE: “I think Shawn Hart is going through a mid-life crisis..”
GHEORGHE: “Hart back up …. AND HE TOSSES JACK DURDEN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! DURDEN IS GONE!”
JIVE: “Look at Cruise!!”
GHEORGHE: “WAIT!! BOTH JOHN DOE AND CAMERON CRUISE HAVE SEEN ENOUGH AND THEY CHARGE AT SHAWN HART …………………. AND THEY DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE HART OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!”
JIVE: “Nooo!! They just eliminated the only man in the ring with any personality!”
GHEORGHE: “Hart getting up off the arena floor … AND HE FLEXES HIS MUSCLES FOR THE CROWD!”
LaROQUE: “Shawn Hart has definitely left his mark on this match, though … he eliminated two men before being dumped himself!”
GHEORGHE: “NOW JOHN DOE AND CAMERON CRUISE GO BACK TO EACH OTHER AND THEY ARE IN THE CORNER!”
(Shawn Hart walks past Carl Jacobs, but grabs the microphone in the process.)
HART: “Alright, I'm off to collect my CHECK... heh, and probably my walking papers too. LONG LIVE THE PHENOM!!”
(Hart throws the mic back at Jacobs and walks up the rampway …)
GHEORGHE: “And Hart …. Doesn’t seem to care about being eliminated!”
JIVE: “He got paid… that’s all he needed!”
LaROQUE: “We’ll see about that!”
GHEORGHE: “We went from seven men to four …. Cameron Cruise, who drew number 2 …. Alister Hayze, who drew number 3, The Phantom Republican, who drew number 4 … and John Doe …. who came in at 9 … and all men are going at it in the center of the ring!”
LaROQUE: “Hayze now has John Doe … and Phantom Republican takes Cameron Cruise …… AND JOHN DOE DUCKS BEHIND HAYZE … DOE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!”
JIVE: “But he’s held on!”
GHEORGHE: “Doe trying for his Triple German Suplex….. AND DOE GOES OVER A SECOND TIME WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Doe rolls through ….. he picks up Alister Hayze ………. BUT CAMERON CRUISE CLOTHESLINES HIM FROM BEHIND AND DOE AND HAYZE HIT THE RING APRON!”
LaROQUE: “Cameron Cruise standing over John Doe … and he’s yelling at him!”
JIVE: “Cruise better pay attention .. because the Phantom Republican is behind him…”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!”
(SFX: BUZZ!!!!)
LaROQUE: “THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN WITH A REVERSE DDT AND CRUISE IS ON THE MAT … AND HE’s OUT!”
JIVE: “HERE COMES JASON PAYNE!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne making his New ERA debut here tonight … and he slides into the ring and immediately goes after John Doe! Payne attacking Doe from behind … and Doe falls to his knees… AND JASON PAYNE DRIVING THE DOUBLE AXEHANDLES RIGHT INTO THE NECK OF DOE!”
LaROQUE: “We’re very excited to have Jason Payne on our roster .. he could be a threat to Jean Rabesque, or whoever the World Champion is after tonight, in just a little while!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne brings Doe to his feet … and he connects with some European uppercuts … AND NOW CAMERON CRUISE TURNS PAYNE AROUND ………. AND JASON PAYNE HEADBUTTS CAMERON CRUISE AND CRUISE GOES TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Cameron Cruise wasn’t expecting that!”
LaROQUE: “John Doe takes the opportunity and he slips to the side and goes towards Alister Hayze and the Phantom Republican …. AND THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN AND ALISTER HAYZE BOTH KICK JOHN DOE IN THE GUT!”
GHEORGHE: “They look at each other ….. AND THEN SHRUG THEIR SHOULDERS AS THEY PICK UP DOE!!! AND THEY SLAM HIM DOWN ON THE TOP ROPE!”
JIVE: “John Doe is going to be eliminated!”
GHEORGHE: “BUT HERE COMES JASON PAYNE! Jason Payne grabs the heads of Alister Hayze and Phantom Republican … AND HE BANGS THEM TOGETHER! Jason Payne now grabs John Doe …… AND HE DRAGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!”
JIVE: “Why would he do that?!”
GHEORGHE: “I don’t know … but now Jason Payne lifts up John Doe … HE LOCKS THE HANDS BEHIND THE HEAD ………… THE PAYNE KILLER!!!! JOHN DOE IS OUT COLD ON THE MAT!!!”
JIVE: “Jason Payne just knocked John Doe out!”
GHEORGHE: “And now he picks Doe up ….. HE WINDS UP ……… BUT CAMERON CRUISE GRABS HIS ARM AS HE WAS ABOUT TO TOSS JOHN DOE OUT!”
LaROQUE: “And I think Cameron Cruise is pleading with Jason Payne to let him toss Doe out!”
JIVE: “He is!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne shrugs his shoulders and turns to get someone else …. BUT CAMERON CRUISE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD … AND HE TRIES TO TOSS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!”
JIVE: “BUT PAYNE GRABS THE TOP ROPE WITH BOTH HANDS!”
LaROQUE: “Jason Payne has the top rope with both hands … and he looks at Cameron Cruise with wide eyes …. AND HE IS JUST SHAKING HIS HEAD NO …. AND CRUISE LOOKS SHOCKED AND WORRIED!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise lets go … and he starts backing off …. Cruise with his arms extended … AND NOW CAMERON CRUISE IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES SHAKING HIS HEAD NO …… AND THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN HOPS ON THE BACK OF JASON PAYNE!!!”
JIVE: “He’s got him in a sleeper!”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!”
(SFX: BUZZ!)
GHEORGHE: “… it’s Kade Kash! Another newcomer in New ERA!”
JIVE: “Oh Great.”
LaROQUE: “He is running down the ramp way ready to impress!”
GHEORGHE: “Kash slides in the ring .. and MEETS ALISTER HAYZE’s KNEE! Hayze takes Kade Kash … AND HE SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Kade Kash comes out of the corner … AND ALISTER HAYZE RIDES HIM DOWN WITH A BULLDOG!”
JIVE: “Someone needs to get Hayze out of there … I’ve had enough of him!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise back on his feet now … and he walks up to Jason Payne … AND HE IS TAUNTING JASON PAYNE!!! Cameron Cruise waving his finger in the face of Jason P….. OH MY!!! JASON PAYNE JUST GRABBED THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN’s HEAD AND FLIPPED HIM OFF HIS BACK AND ONTO CAMERON CRUISE!”
JIVE: “How the hell did he do that?!”
LaROQUE: “Jason Payne doesn’t look too pleased!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne rolls the Phantom Republican off of Cameron Cruise … AND HE TOSSES HIM INTO THE CORNER!”
JIVE: “Alister Hayze has Kade Kash up on the top turnbuckle!”
GHEORGHE: “This is a VERY high risk maneuver for both men!”
LaROQUE: “HAYZE HAS KASH HOOKED …….. BUT JOHN DOE HAS GOTTEN TO HIS FEET!!!”
GHEORGHE: “JOHN DOE CHARGES OVER TO THE COR… NO!!! CAMERON CRUISE GRABBED HIS FOOT AS HE WAS RUNNING BY AND JOHN DOE HAS TRIPPED ON HIS FACE!”
JIVE: “AND HERE COMES KASH!”
LaROQUE: “HOLY HELL! Alister Hayze with the SUPERPLEX …. AND KASH LANDED RIGHT ON JOHN DOE!”
GHEORGHE: “I guess Cruise lucked out again!”
JIVE: “Well I’m not too sure about that… Jason Payne now in the corner after tossing Cruise there …”
LaROQUE: “And Cruise once again looks like he’s about to piss himself..”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now driving the back elbows into Cruise’s jaw … and Cruise’s head is popping back like nobody’s business… Jason Payne grabs Cruise by the head …. AND HE TURNS AROUND AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!”
JIVE: “But Cruise is holding on to the rope!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now trying to undue Cruise’s grip …. AND CRUISE IS DOWN TO ONE HAND!!! CRUISE SWINGING BACK AND FORTH … AND HIS FEET ARE BARELY MISSING TOUCHING THE GROUND!”
LaROQUE: “Jason Payne now working on the other hand …. And Cameron Cruise is yelling for someone to help him!”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!!”
(SFX: BUZZ!!)
GHEORGHE: “AND IT’s JONATHAN MARX!!!”
JIVE: “New ERA’s very own ‘Gentleman’!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Jonathan Marx runs down to ringside … and he slides in the bottom rope …. AND HE GOES STRAIGHT AFTER JASON PAYNE!!! MARX GRABS PAYNE …. AND HE LEVELS HIM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! AND NOW MARX IS TRYING TO GET CRUISE’s HAND OFF THE ROPE!”
LaROQUE: “But Payne hops back to his feet!”
JIVE: “Someone save Cameron! Where’s Beau when you need him?!?”
GHEORGHE: “Jonathan Marx and Jason Payne now fighting over whose going to eliminate Cameron Cruise … and Cruise is hanging on to the rope with one hand for dear life!”
JIVE: “Both members of DREDD are in the ring …”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne grabs Jonathan Marx …. DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT AND MARX IS ON THE GROUND!”
JIVE: “And neither is doing too hot.”
LaROQUE: “Kade Kash is getting to his feet …. AND THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN CATCHES HIM AS HE GETS UP!”
GHEORGHE: “The Phantom Republican grabs Kade Kash …… AND HE WALLOPS HIM WITH LEFT HOOK! Kade Kash reels back …. AND THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS KADE KASH OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JIVE: “Kade Kash didn’t do too well in his first New ERA event!”
GHEORGHE: “The referees escorting Kash to the back, and he looks none too happy.”
LaROQUE: “He’ll look back on this and learn from it.”
GHEORGHE: “The Phantom Republican now over to John Doe who is getting to his feet … and Doe hasn’t had an easy time so far since entering the ring … The Phantom Republican now trying to get John Doe over the top rope … but Doe has wrapped himself in the ropes for protection!”
JIVE: “Jonathan Marx needs to get over there and help his teammate!”
GHEORGHE: “There are still six men to enter the ring tonight … including the #1 contender, MWG!”
LaROQUE: “MWG will have an easy time if Cruise, Hayze and the Phantom Republican are still in the ring with him … they were one of the first in the BattleBRAWL rumble!”
GHEORGHE: “AND CAMERON CRUISE FINALLY GETS HIS FEET ON THE APRON AND ROLLS INTO THE RING!”
JIVE: “Thank God!”
GHEORGHE: “Jonathan Marx getting to his feet as Jason Payne waits for him …. BUT CAMERON CRUISE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND KNEES HIM IN THE BACK! Cameron Cruise now hooks the head … AND NAILS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!”
JIVE: “And Jonathan Marx catches Cruise!”
GHEORGHE: “Jonathan Marx grabs Cruise by the hair …. AND HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!”
LaROQUE: “And now Marx runs over to the Phantom Republican … AND HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Jonathan Marx is now helping John Doe to his feet!”
GHEORGHE: “And they’re heading towards ALISTER HAYZE!!!”
JIVE: “Alister Hayze got on their shitlist by helping Jean Rabesque out a few weeks ago … and now he’s going to pay for it!”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!”
(SFX: BUZZ!!!)
JIVE: “Now whose coming in?!”
GHEORGHE: “IT’s THE DISTRIBUTOR OF PAIN!”
JIVE: “DoP runs down the rampway … and he gets in on the action!”
LaROQUE: “John Doe and Jonathan Marx have cornered Alister Hayze … AND DOE WITH A SHOT RIGHT TO HAYZE’s BOYS! Marx sets him up … AND DOE IS GOING UP THE ROPES ….. MARX HAS HIM UP …….. AND A SPIKE PILEDRIVER BY DREDD!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Distributor of Pain gets in the ring … and he has the Phantom Republican …. AND HE PICKS HIM UP OFF HIS FEET BY HIS THROAT!! The Distributor of Pain is choking the Phantom Republican in the middle of the ring!!! Cameron Cruise and Jason Payne are both getting to their feet … AND CRUISE HAS PAYNE AND TRIES TO TOSS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!”
LaROQUE: “But Payne grabs on to Cruise … AND THEY BOTH GO OVER!!!”
JIVE: “They’re both on the outside of the ring ropes!!!”
GHEORGHE: “PAYNE GRABS CRUISE BY THE HEAD …. AND DRILLS IT INTO THE STEEL POST …….. AND CAMERON CRUISE ALMOST FELL OFF THE APRON!!!”
LaROQUE: “Jason Payne gets into the ring … he grabs Cruise’s head again …. BUT CRUISE BLOCKS THE SECOND ATTEMPT …. AND HE DRIVES PAYNE’s HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD …. AND CRUISE USES THE ROPE TO CATAPULT HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING AND ON TOP OF JASON PAYNE!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Jonathan Marx and John Doe bring Alister Hayze to his feet … John Doe with the irish whip ….. Alister Hayze on the way back … Marx drops to the mat and Hayze hops over him …. BUT JOHN DOE WITH A HURRICANRANA AND ALISTER HAYZE FLIES UPSIDE DOWN OFF THE ROPES AND HITS THE MAT!”
JIVE: “With DREDD working as a team they’re going to be hard to beat!”
GHEORGHE: “Distributor of Pain now drops Phantom Republican to the mat … and now he’s heading over to John Doe!!! BUT JONATHAN MARX WITH A DROP TOE HOLD … AND HE FLOATS OVER AND LOCKS ON THE SIDE HEADLOCK!”
LaROQUE: “And now John Doe is telling Marx to get up so they can eliminate Alister Hayze!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise brings Jason Payne to his feet …. AND CRUISE WITH THE REALITY CHECK!!! REALITY CHECK!!!”
LaROQUE: “BUT DISTRIBUTOR OF PAIN NAILS CRUISE WITH A FOREARM SHOT …. AND HE HAS HIM UP ………. AND DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!!!”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe picks up Alister Hayze ….. AND HE NAILS HAYZE WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!!”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT!”
JIVE: “Another person is about to enter the fray, and this will mean EIGHT men will be in the ring!!!”
CROWD: “SIX! FIVE! FOUR!”
LaROQUE: “Hayze is standing very gingerly …. And John Doe and Jonathan Marx are now across the ring from him!”
CROWD: “TWO! ONE!”
(SFX: BUZZ!!!)
GHEORGHE: “AND ITS EL ARCO IRIS!!!”
(SFX: Crowd pops huge when Iris runs down the ramp!)
GHEORGHE: “JOHN DOE AND JONATHAN MARX NOW LOCK UP ….. AND JOHN DOE IRISH WHIPS MARX RIGHT AT ALISTER HAYZE!!!”
JIVE: “El Arco Iris hops in the ring behind Hayze …..”
LaROQUE: “WAIT A MINUTE!!! HAYZE DROPS TO THE MAT ….. AND JONATHAN MARX CLOTHESLINES EL ARCO IRIS ……. AND IRIS FLIES OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze is up ………… AND ALISTER HAYZE WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS JONATHAN MARX OVER THE TOP ROPE …….”
