JULIUS: “And it’s Tommy O’Hagan!”
GHEORGHE: “Winning this rumble could be the break he needs here in New ERA.”
JIVE: “As if that would ever happen!”
GHEORGHE: “Anything could happen in the rumble, Nick.”
JULIUS: “Except for that.”
GHEORGHE: “O’Hagan gets into the ring … AND CHRIS McMILLAN TRIPS HIM TO THE MAT …. AND SOLIAN DROPS THE LEG ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD!”
JIVE: “O’Hagan sure is making a grand entrance.”
JULIUS: “And I’m sure his exit will be just as grand.”
GHEORGHE: “McMillan and Solian going at it … McMillan ducking underneath Solian’s grab … and he hits the dropkick to the back! Solian goes into the ropes … McMillan with the momentum and DUMPS SOLIAN OVER THE TOP ROPE…. BUT ULYSIS SOLIAN IS HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE! His feet are dangling .. but neither has touched the arena floor!”
JIVE: “Chris McMillan is trying to pry his hands open … Meanwhile Mr. Entertainment has grabbed a hold of Tommy O’Hagan … and he picks him up … SHOULDERBREAKER!”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat is back on his feet … Shawn Hart takes one look at him and decides to go help Mr. Entertainment … Copycat behind McMillan .. AND LISTEN TO THE FANS! They are on their feet … McMillan must sense something as he turns … AND HE STEPS RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF COPYCAT!”
JULIUS: “That let Ulysis Solian fall between the ropes back into the ring.”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat … COPYCAT WITH A SCOOP … HE HAS McMILLAN UP WITH A GORILLA PRESS …… AND COPYCAT JUST TOSSED McMILLAN OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JACOBS: “CHRIS McMILLAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!”
JIVE: “Copycat used his height and weight advantage there as he just totally manhandled ‘the Wolf’.”
GHEORGHE: “In the meantime, Ulysis Solian has positioned himself behind Copycat … AND HE TAKES HIM OVER WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX … AND COPYCAT CRASHES ON TOP OF TOMMY O’HAGAN!”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment saw that one coming and he dove out of the way just in time.”
JULIUS: “Shawn Hart scoops up Copycat … Russian Leg sweep … and now Hart is heading over to the corner.”
JIVE: “Don’t do it, Shawn. This is a bad move right now.”
GHEORGHE: “Hart is climbing the ropes … but Mr. Entertainment is right there! Mr. Entertainment …. HE SHAKES THE TOP ROPE AND HART GOES CRASHING DOWN RIGHT ONTO HIS FAMILY JEWELS!”
JULIUS: “Looks like there won’t be any Shawn Hart, Jr.’s for a little while.”
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW MR. ENTERTAINMENT IS HEADING UP THE TURNBUCKLE PADS!”
JIVE: “With five men in the ring .. I just don’t think this is a good idea.”
GHEORGHE: “The Television Champion is up there … he grabs Shawn Hart and brings him to his feet ….. BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!”
JULIUS: “Mr. Entertainment is giving these fans what they want … and if that means that he puts himself in elimination’s way … then so be it.”
JIVE: “If you ask me that was dumb. Plain and simple.”
JULIUS: “Well we didn’t. So pipe down before I throw you in the ring to see how long you would last.”
GHEORGHE: “Ulysis Solian now has Tommy O’Hagan … and O’Hagan with some spunk in him as he fights back.. O’Hagan with a European uppercut … but SOLIAN WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE THAT SENDS O’HAGAN TO HIS ASS!”
CROWD: “10! 9! 8!”
JIVE: “It seems like these guys are coming in faster and faster!”
GHEORGHE: “We are almost halfway there … who is number 9?!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
GHEORGHE: “JOEY MELTON!”
JIVE: “It’s the walking corpse himself.”
GHEORGHE: “Melton slides into the ring .. and he looks around .. Shawn Hart and Mr. Entertainment are double teaming Copycat .. and there goes Ulysis Solian to help out .. Tommy O’Hagan is getting back to his feet …”
JIVE: “Melton just shrugged … AND DECKED O’HAGAN! Joey Melton now brings O’Hagan to the ropes … and he is trying to dump him over the top! Melton … MELTON ALMOST HAS HIM!”
JULIUS: “HERE COMES THE PHENOM!”
GHEORGHE: “OH MY GOD!! Shawn Hart ran over …. AND DUMPED BOTH MELTON AND O’HAGAN!”
JACOBS: “TOMMY O’HAGAN and JOEY MELTON HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!”
GHEORGHE: “Melton slams the mat in disgust as Shawn Hart waves goodbye … Hart turns … AND ULYSIS SOLIAN CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!”
JIVE: “But the momentum helped Hart bounces onto the apron and roll underneath the ropes!”
JULIUS: “Melton got excited to and looked like he was ready to pull Hart off.”
GHEORGHE: “The referees escorting O’Hagan and Melton up the rampway … and we are back down to four men! Shawn Hart .. Ulysis Solian .. Mr. Entertainment .. and Copycat.”
JIVE: “Hart has been in there the longest … he entered number 1 .. and is about to make it halfway through the rumble. Solian has been in 2 minutes less than Hart as he entered as number three.. Could we see another finale with one of the first few entrants making it to the end?”
GHEORGHE: “I don’t know .. but Solian was just attacked from behind by Mr. Entertainment who has really done a number on him in the last few seconds. He’s driven Solian face first into the mat about six times .. and now is applying a Camel Clutch!”
JULIUS: “Luckily for him he has the time .. because Shawn Hart and Copycat are battling it out on the other side of the ring.”
GHEORGHE: “Hart and Copycat exchanging blows … back and forth .. but Copycat is still the fresher man and Hart is wearing out … and Copycat starting to take control .. Hart spun around … and Copycat sprawls him out with an elbow to the head.”
(SFX: CROWD POPS HUGE.)
JIVE: “What’s this?”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat …. is signaling for the CAT’s MEOW! He rips off his elbow pad … bounces off the ropes … comes back …………………. AND DROPS THE ELBOW ONTO THE STERNUM OF HART!”
JULIUS: “Copycat is definitely one of the fans’ choices to win this.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment is getting a nice breather as he relocks his fingers on the Camel Clutch … Solian is trying to fight his way out of it .. but I’m not sure that he can.”
JULIUS: “Solian has been in there a good amount of time so far .. and it’s not like he’s been pussying around either. He has been taking it to anyone who he comes in contact with.”
JIVE: “I wish he’d come in contact with you.”
JULIUS: “Jive .. don’t make me toss your ass over the announce table.”
GHEORGHE: “Fellas. Mr. Entertainment doesn’t realize it .. but Copycat is standing right BEHIND him… and he’s tapping his foot!”
JIVE: “Cat has put Hart out of commission for a few minutes … and now he’s just letting Mr. Entertainment get some fun in.”
GHEORGHE: “I wouldn’t be so quick to say that, Nick. Copycat with a smile on his face as he grabs the head of Mr. Entertainment … AND SLAMS IT FROM BEHIND WITH A BULLDOG TO THE MAT!”
JULIUS: “Ulysis Solian could have broken his neck from that!”
JIVE: “Somehow I don’t think that anyone in the ring right now cares about that.”
CROWD: “10! 9!”
GHEORGHE: “We are about to have our tenth competitor enter the ring .. and with this entry that means that it is halfway over!”
CROWD: “2! 1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze! Alister Hayze making his comeback here tonight … and he’s coming in right in the middle of the pack!”
JIVE: “I thought we were free from this loser.”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze is a fantastic wrestler .. many considered him to be the heir apparent to Jean Rabesque..”
JULIUS: “So … a loser.”
GHEORGHE: “World Champion.”
JIVE: “We’ve already suffered through Larry Tact and Rabesque … let’s try not to give me a heart attack.”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze slides into the ring .. and he pounces onto Mr. Entertainment! Copycat steps in … BUT HAYZE WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE ROCKS THE BIG MAN! Hayze with another ….. AND A DROPKICK SENDS COPYCAT TO THE MAT!”
JULIUS: “The people who burn the fiercest burn out the fastest. You’re going to be seeing Hayze on the floor in a few minutes.”
JIVE: “I’d prefer a gurney.”
GHEORGHE: “Shawn Hart is back on his feet … AND ALISTER HAYZE SMACKS HIM ACROSS THE FACE SENDING HART FLIPPING IN THE AIR!”
JULIUS: “Jesus Christ. Does Hayze have iron hands or something?
GHEORGHE: “Hayze is using the momentum he has right now .. and that momentum is really pumping through his veins. Ulysis Solian is up … Hayze catches him now! Alister Hayze backs him against the ropes … Hayze with an irish whip … but Solian reverses! AND HAYZE CHARGES INTO THE BIG BOOT OF COPYCAT!”
JIVE: “Copycat almost took Hayze’s head off with that.”
JULIUS: “I guess that momentum really helped him there.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment is waiting for Copycat to turn around … he does … and Mr. Entertainment with a scoop…”
JIVE: “I don’t think so, Gheorghe.”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat is too big and too strong … and he easily blocks the attempt .. and now clobbers the Television champion in the back with a forearm. Mr. Entertainment stumbles into the middle of the ring…. SOLIAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!”
JULIUS: “Entertainment ducked… AND SOLIAN RUNS RIGHT INTO A COPYCAT CHOKESLAM!”
JIVE: “The former WFW Heavyweight Champion was going for Mr. Entertainment … but he’ll take whoever he can get.”
GHEORGHE: “In the meantime … look at Shawn Hart! HART IS PERCHED ATOP THE TURNBUCKLES!”
JULIUS: “You know .. I’m starting to get a little saying in my ear.. something about wells .. and too many times…”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat turns … AND SHAWN HART WITH A FLYING CROSS BODY….. BUT COPYCAT CATCHES HIM!!”
JIVE: “Looks like Shawn Hart’s BattleBRAWL run is over.”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat walking towards the ropes … BUT SHAWN HART IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO GET OUT OF HIS GRASP!”
JULIUS: “Hart is like a little rodent or something scampering up the torso of Copycat.”
GHEORGHE: “Shawn Hart is trying to get over Copycat’s shoulder and down his back! BUT COPYCAT REARRANGES HART … AND NOW HOISTS HIM UP IN A GORILLA PRESS!”
JIVE: “I guess if you’re going to go … you might as well go out in style.”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat has Hart near the ropes … BUT HART WITH A RAKE OF THE EYES! AND COPYCAT DROPS HIM RIGHT ONTO THE MAT!”
JULIUS: “Good and bad. Good, Hart’s not eliminated … Bad, Hart just got dropped face first into the mat.”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat tending to his eyes… AND HERE COMES MR. ENTERTAINMENT! Mr. Entertainment grabs the legs of Copycat … AND HE’s TRYING TO DUMP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!”
JIVE: “The Television Champion is the smartest man in that ring right now … he saw the opportunity and he’s grabbing it by the horns.”
JULIUS: “Well .. look at the other people in the ring, Jive .. of course he’s the smartest man in there … a vegetable is smarter than anything in there right now besides Mr. Entertainment.”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat is holding onto the ropes as Mr. Entertainment tries to lift his legs over … and now Ulysis Solian and Alister Hayze are going back at it.. Solian with a shot to the gut … and drops him to the mat with a Russian Leg Sweep.”
CROWD: “10! 9! 8! 7!”
JULIUS: “Let’s get this clusterfuck on!”
CROWD: “4! 3! 2! 1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
JIVE: “It’s .. uh…”
GHEORGHE: “JR White, Nick.”
JIVE: “Ah, yea … that’s… it..”
GHEORGHE: “White slides into the ring … and immediately begins to help Mr. Entertainment with Copycat.”
JIVE: “TJ Hooker is doing what everyone else should be doing right now.”
GHEORGHE: “JR White, Nick.”
JIVE: “Huh?”
GHEORGHE: “You called him TJ Hooker.”
JIVE: “Oh. Sorry … Anyways.. Mr. Entertainment and JR Ewing could easily dispatch Copycat if they would get some other help over there.”
JULIUS: “You’re an imbecile.”
GHEORGHE: “Ulysis Solian must have great hearing because now he’s on his way over …. And now THREE men are trying to dump Copycat over the top rope!”
JIVE: “There’s no way Copycat can out of this jam. He’s as good as eliminated.”
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW SHAWN HART IS COMING OVER! This is FOUR men trying to eliminate the former WFW Heavyweight Champion!”
JULIUS: “And I think he’s just about to budge, too!”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat’s body slowly being lift up off the ground … BUT ALISTER HAYZE OVER AND HE ATTACKS ULYSIS SOLIAN!”
JULIUS: “He has got to be the most stupid man I have ever met! Copycat is like 20 times the wrestler he is .. and he wants to let him stay in?”
JIVE: “No one ever claimed Hayze had the intellect of, say, Mr. Entertainment … but this is borderline John Doe intelligence.”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze and Solian move to the center of the ring as the other three men continue to work on Copycat … Solian with a fist, but Hayze ducks underneath .. AND WRAPS THE WAIST TAKING SOLIAN OVER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayze kips back up .. and he starts wrapping the legs into a Figure Four!”
JIVE: “If there were only a few men in this thing, I would say go for it … but with six men in the ring right now .. you’re opening yourself up for an attack by being on the ground.”
JULIUS: “Although right now with three of those six working on the fourth .. I think Hayze is safe for now.”
GHEORGHE: “JR White is working on Copycat’s hands now … he’s trying to get the big man to loosen his grip to make their work easier .. but Copycat’s grasp is firm!”
JIVE: “His knuckles are turning white.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment yelling at Shawn Hart to start working over Copycat’s midsection .. but Hart is ignoring him still trying to work on getting the legs over the top rope ….”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment better not let his impatience getting the better of him or else Copycat might be able to break this attempt.”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat is getting further and further off the ground … and Ulysis Solian is STILL in the figure four.”
CROWD: “10! 9! 8!”
JULIUS: “This is going to be SEVEN men in the ring right now!”
GHEORGHE: “The ring is definitely starting to fill up.”
CROWD: “1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
JULIUS: “Here comes last years iron man!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise is coming down at #12 … a MUCH better draw than the first BattleBRAWL where he drew #2!”
JIVE: “And much better than he would have gotten had he not defeated Shawn Hart!”
GHEORGHE: “Cruise taking his time coming down to the ring …”
JULIUS: “Can you blame him?”
GHEORGHE: “Well the man who eliminated him in the first rumble, MWG, has already been eliminated …”
JIVE: “Disappointingly so, too .. I was expecting MWG to walk out of here the #1 contender.”
GHEORGHE: “Cruise slides into the ring .. and he goes over to Solian and Hayze … AND HE LOCKS ON A CHIN LOCK ON SOLIAN!”
JULIUS: “As if he didn’t already have enough to deal with!”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment continuing to yell at Hart … But Hart just noticed Cruise!”
GHEORGHE: “AND SHAWN HART LETS GO OVER COPYCAT AND RUNS OVER AND RAKES THE EYES OF CRUISE FROM BEHIND!”
JULIUS: “Uh-oh.”
JIVE: “Hayze’s hold on the Figure Four has been broken …”
GHEORGHE: “AND COPYCAT JUST KICKED MR. ENTERTAINMENT CLEAR ACROSS THE RING! Copycat grabs JR White …. AND TOSSES HIM HEAD OVER HEELS TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JACOBS: “JR WHITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!”
JULIUS: “Never fuck with a Cat scorned!”
GHEORGHE: “Shawn Hart grabs Cruise .. BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Cruise quickly back to his feet … AND GETS CAUGHT IN ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Shawn Hart now on top of Cruise .. and HE IS WAILING AWAY ON HIS FACE!”
JIVE: “Shawn Hart is not happy about being number 1 … but he is STILL in there … even as Cruise came in at #12!”
GHEORGHE: “Hart is still in there .. he’s been in there for almost 30 minutes now. Solian is still in there .. and he’s only a few minutes fresher than Hart.”
JIVE: “Comparing them right now … I don’t think Solian’s the fresher of the two.”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat now with a head full of steam … AND HE TAKES OFF THE HEAD OF Mr. ENTERTAINMENT! Entertainment back on his feet … and Copycat scoops him up and drops him to the mat. AND NOW COPYCAT CALLING FOR THE CAT’s MEOW ON MR. ENTERTAINMENT!”
JULIUS: “I didn’t think the fans could get any louder than they already are .. but this is insane!”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat against the ropes … AND HE HITS THE ELBOW!”
JIVE: “Could we be seeing the Television champion make an exit?”
JULIUS: “If Copycat has anything to say about it .. then yes!”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat grabs Mr. Entertainment by the head … and he’s bringing him over to the ropes!”
JULIUS: “I DON’T THINK SO!”
GHEORGHE: “MY GOD! Ulysis Solian had Alister Hayze … AND HE IRISH WHIPPED HIM INTO BOTH COPYCAT AND MR. ENTERTAINMENT …. Now all THREE men are on the mat!”
JIVE: “Solian using some smarts there … killed three birds with one stone.”
GHEORGHE: “Shawn Hart has Cameron Cruise … AND HE PLACES CRUISE ON THE TOP ROPES! AND NOW HART IS GOING UP TOP WITH HIM!”
JIVE: “Here he goes again…”
GHEORGHE: “Hart hoo… NO! CAMERON CRUISE PUSHES HART OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE MAT!”
JULIUS: “Hart hit his head pretty hard on the fall…”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise …. FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SPLASHES SHAWN HART!”
JULIUS: “Why the hell are all these people taking these risks!?”
CROWD: “10! 9! 8! 7!”
GHEORGHE: “And here we go again!”
CROWD: “4! 3! 2! 1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
JIVE: “Whose lucky number 13?”
GHEORGHE: “IT’s DAYMON!”
JIVE: “And it IS Daymon!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon charges down the ramp and slides into the ring … AND HE STARTS ATTACKING CAMERON CRUISE! NOW HE MOVES ONTO SHAWN HART! Solian comes over … AND DAYMON WITH A KICK TO THE GUT ….. SHOULDERBREAKER ON SOLIAN!”
JULIUS: “Jesus Christ! Daymon needs to lay off the speed!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon grabs Shawn Hart by the hair … AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!”
JULIUS: “Shawn Hart’s gone!?!”
JIVE: “NO!! HART IS HOLDING ON!”
GHEORGHE: “HART IS HANGING BY ONE HAND ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!”
