(Nick Jive rubs his stomach as he looks beat.)
JIVE: “My stomach hurts..”
GHEORGHE: “You should have eaten more .. drinking vodka on an empty stomach isn’t exactly the best thing to do.”
JIVE: “You ain’t my momma! And uh … THIS IS WATER!”
GHEORGHE: “Well it is time for the women’s division preview match!”
JIVE: “Oh yeah... I love New ERA…”
GHEORGHE: “It is going to be Caitlyn Daymon versus Marissa McMahon!”
JIVE: “Let go down to Carl Jacobs in the ring!”
JACOBS: “The following match up is the women’s division preview match and is scheduled for one fall!”
(CUEUP: 'March of the Fire Ants' by Mastodon as Catylin Daymon appears on the ramp way. And starts to make her way down it.)
JIVE: “Wow… WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER!”
GHEORGHE: “She’s married, Nick.”
JIVE: “And?”
JACOBS: “Hailing from Tacoma, Washington. She weighs in at 119 pounds …….CAITLYN DAYMON!”
(Daymon makes it to the ring and stands there … Jacobs is standing in the middle of the ring not really knowing what to do..)
GHEORGHE: “What’s going on? Where’s Marrisa McMahon? Carl Jacobs usually knows what to do in every situation!”
JIVE: “Tick tock, Marrisa.”
(Arena lights shutoff.)
VOICE / OVER: “Beware of the wrestler with no name… she hides … she appears ….. she attacks.”
(The titan tron shows in fiery words “JANE DOE.”)
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe? I never heard of anyone by that name.”
JIVE: “NO! It’s John Doe! I know it is, he’s playing a trick! He’s coming for my chair, SECURITY!”
GHEORGHE: “Wait a minute.”
(The arena lights come back on as Marcus LaRoque is standing at the top of the ramp way.)
LaROQUE: “Ladies and gentlemen I promised a match up here tonight .. but we had a problem. It seems Marrisa McMahon is nowhere to be found and she dropped off her letter of resignation on my desk. BUT … I promised a match between two women and I will bring you it.”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe?”
JIVE: “I bet you it’s his sister!”
LaROQUE: “Now I was walking around the place and I swear to god I went back to that nut house that John Doe came from … and that’s where I meet this girl… I asked her if she was interested in wrestling, she said she was. Well with no more further delay….”
(CUEUP: ‘Love, Hate, Game’ by Soil as pyrotechnics fire off the entrance ramp. A blonde hair women walks out on the ramp. She walks down the ramp.)
LaROQUE: “I give you JANE DOE!”
(Lineup flashes on the screen.)
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JIVE: “She’s hot! Jane, what’s your number?”
(Doe flicks off Nick as she slides in the ring and stares down Caitlyn.)
JIVE: “Not much nicer than her “brother.” Hey! Mr. LaRoque is coming over here!”
LaROQUE: “Gentlemen.”
GHEORGHE: “How are you tonight?”
LaROQUE: “Fine Tom, thank you.”
GHEORGHE: “Doe starting off this match by slapping Caitlyn Daymon. Daymon returns the slap and now she is grabbing the hair of Doe and tosses her across the ring by her hair!!”
JIVE: “Now, are you sure that isn’t John in a wig?”
LaROQUE: “No, ironically they both have amnesia and were in the same institute, so I said, hell .. lets get her!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane is up and takes Daymon down with a clothesline… . Daymon up but Jane Doe with a suplex and sends her into the mat! AND DOE HOLDS ON! Jane Doe rolls to her feet and hits another suplex ….. this time letting Daymon go.”
JIVE: “I have to admit these two ladies are fine, Marcus.”
LaROQUE: “Only the best for New ERA, gentlemen.”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe picking Daymon up and Irish whipping her to the ropes….. Daymon catches Doe on the return, though … AND PUTS DOE DOWN WITH A SIDE EFFECT!”
JIVE: “Are you sure she’s married?”
LaROQUE: “To Rocko Daymon..”
GHEORGHE: “Cover by Daymon… ONE ……. TWO ……. kick out from Doe. Daymon picks up Doe by her hair .. and Jane Doe yelling to the ref about it … now Doe kicks Daymon in the gut …… AND A DDT BY JANE DOE! Jane Doe is up …. Caitlyn Daymon slowly to her feet ….. Doe comes in .. BUT DAYMON WITH A OPEN HAND SLAP TO THE FACE …. DAYMON WITH AN IRISH WHIP …. DOE ON THE REBOUND AND A DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF JANE DOE BY CAITLYN DAYMON!”
LaROQUE: “She acts like John Doe in the ring doesn’t she.”
JIVE: “If you mean by getting her ass handed to her, then yes… Also .. Caitlyn Daymon has the same ring presence as Rocko. She’s quick and fast, where as Jane is fast but also offers a little power to the moves.”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon pulling Doe up ... Daymon now pushes Doe into the corner…. AND GREETS HER WITH KNIFE EDGE CHOPS THE CHEST!”
CROWD: “WOOOOOOOO!”
GHEORGHE: “And another chop from Caitlyn Daymon!”
CROWD: “WOOOOOOOO!”
GHEORGHE: “And Daymon putting Doe on the top rope, as she is preparing for a superplex ….. DAYMON HAS THE SUPERPLEX LOCKED ….. NO!! JANE DOE BLOCKING!! DOE NOW HOOKING THE HEAD OF DAYMON …. AND SHE BRINGS HER DOWN WITH A TORNADO DDT!”
JIVE: “Jane Doe now lifting up Daymon and she is signaling for the Amnesia Attack Version Two Point Zero … isn’t that right Marcus?”
LaROQUE: “Same concept, Nick. You throw your opponent against the ropes … you go off the opposite ones … and then when you meet up, you hook the leg and then slam your forearm into the throat.”
JIVE: “Ouch… looks like Daymon going to feel the Amnesia Attack Version TWO POINT ZERO!”
GHEORGHE: “Jane Doe throwing Caitlyn Daymon against the ropes …… Doe rebounds off the opposite ropes…….. JANE GOING FOR THE AMNESIA ATTACK VERSION TWO….”
JIVE: “NO!!!!!!! CAITLYN DAYMON DUCKS!!! SHE CATHES JANE DOE AND DROPS HER WITH A FIREMENS CARRY TAKEOVER!!!”
LaROQUE: “Time for The Daymonplex.”
GHEORGHE: “AND CAITLYN DAYMON SIGNALING FOR THE DAYMONPLEX! CATYLIN DAYMON WITH THE SCOOP CRADLE BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX!”
LaROQUE: “This is why I love female wrestlers .. they move much more fluidly then male ones..”
JIVE: “Daymon makes the cover ………. ONE ………………. TWO ……………. THREEE!!! CAITLYN DAYMON GETS THE VICTORY!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JACOBS: “Here is your winner… CAITLYN DAYMON!!”
GHEORGHE: “What a performance by these two athletes, these women have held their own tonight on New ERA Destrucity!”
LaROQUE: “Gentlemen, I will be taking my leave.”
JIVE: “Thanks for joining us… man we’re lucky .. first Juliet Marceau visits.. now Marcus LaRoque ….”
GHEORGHE: “Man you’re really hunting for a pay raise.”
(LaRoque exits as we see Jane Doe hitting the mat in the ring.)
JIVE: “So .. what is next?”
GHEORGHE: “The #1 Contendership to the Television championship … Alex Borden … and the loser of this matches …(pauses) brother …. John Doe..”
JIVE: “So two Doe’s lose in a night … awesome.”
(CUTTO: Backstage in Spectre’s dressing room. Spectre is there with Pepito the Midget and Toofus.)
SPECTRE: “Okay, so we all know what we need to do tonight, right?”
PEPITO: “Si.”
TOOFUS: “Hehehe….. yeah….”
SPECTRE: “So get yourselves ready. This has to go perfectly. I can see the shame on Chaos’ face come match time.”
(Toofus and Pepito leave the dressing room, when a voice is heard.)
VOICE: “Spectre…..”
SPECTRE: “Okay Pepito, I know you’re practicing for later on, but I told you to…”
VOICE: “My, my, my….. such an ignorant boy, aren’t we Spectre?”
SPECTRE: “Okay, who the hell is that?”
VOICE: “You know who this is. I told you that tonight, you won’t survive, and I am here to let you know it’s going to happen whether you like it or not.”
SPECTRE: “Hey screw you pal! I told you I am in control!”
VOICE: “We’ll see soon enough…. soon enough indeed….”
