(FADEIN: Backstage as Jason Tripp is standing backstage with Alister Hayze, who is leaning against the wall.)
TRIPP: “Jason Tripp here and I am standing back stage with Alister Hayze.”
HAYZE: “Good to see you, Jason..”
TRIPP: “ Alister Hayze, how does it feel to break the losing streak that you were just beginning thanks to Juliet Marceau?”
HAYZE: “Well, I …”
(Just then comes in DREDD, storming in and pounding on Hayze as Tripp high tails it out of the shot. DREDD shoves Hayze full force into the wall and hits his head on it. Suddenly, Jean Rabesque runs in and starts trading punches with Doe. Hayze battles back against Doe, and the two of them run DREDD off. Hayze slumps against the wall, trying to recover. Rabesque studies him carefully, also panting from the struggle, then extends his hand. Hayze stares at him for a long moment, then shrugs and shakes the champ’s hand. CUTTO: Ringside.)
GHEORGHE: “DREDD ATTACKED ALISTER HAYZE BACKSTAGE!”
JIVE: “And who the hell did Jean Rabesque think he was ruining the fun?”
GHEORGHE: “The World Champion must have been around and came to the aid of Alister Hayze, and in the meantime got in a few shots at John Doe, who along with Jonathan Marx and now it seems Karla Starr, are all out to get Jean Rabesque!”
JIVE: “Well tonight they won’t need to as Chaos is going to do the job for them!”
GHEORGHE: “Ladies and gentlemen, RAUCOUS has been hot tonight .. and it just gets even hotter with our next match …”
JIVE: “And THAT is the understatement of the year! Caitlyn Daymon and Krist Blue … this is a man’s dream.”
GHEORGHE: “This will be one of the last special divisional preview matches as the Women’s division will officially kick off at BattleBRAWL as six of the women competitors will go head to head for the chance to become the very first New ERA of Wrestling Women’s Champion!”
JIVE: “Well five if Jane Doe isn’t out of the hospital yet!”
GHEORGHE: “We still have no clue what type of match this will be … Although the six man Survivor tag match may be used ….”
JIVE: “Alright shut up .. let’s get the women out here already!”
GHEORGHE: “Let’s take this up to Carl Jacobs in the ring so we can get this most likely very scientific match underway…”
JIVE: “You mean cat fight!”
(CUTTO: Carl Jacobs in the ring.)
JACOBS: “The following match is scheduled for one fall and has a thirty minute time limit… it is a SPECIAL WOMEN’s DIVISION PREVIEW MATCH! Introducing first…”
(CUEUP: ‘Never Say Never’ by Romeo Void. The lights go crazy as Krist Blue steps from behind the curtain, MWG coming out behind her.)
JIVE: “AND THERE’s MWG!”
JACOBS: “She stands five foot six and weighs 116 pounds… being led to the ring by EM DUBBYA GEE ……. KRIST BLUE!”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue looks to be in fantastic shape.”
JIVE: “Even her face is in good shape! I already like this match!”
JACOBS: “And her opponent…..”
(CUEUP: ‘March of the Fire Ants’ by Mastodon. The fans pop initially as she comes through the curtain, as the strobe lights hit, Daymon hops over the top rope into the ring.)
JACOBS: “Standing five foot five and weighing 119 pounds … hailing from Tacoma, Washington …….. CAITLYN DAYMON!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: “And this match is off and ready to go AS DAYMON IMMEDIATELY CHARGES AT KRIST BLUE AND KNOCKS HER DOWN WITH A DROPKICK!”
JIVE: “Daymon making sure that Krist Blue is formally introduced to the apron … these new girls sometimes don’t get a chance to wrestle since they’re used to being in oil, and mud …”
GHEORGHE: “What the hell are you talking about, Nick? All of New ERA’s women are high skilled in the wrestling ring.”
JIVE: “No oil?”
GHEORGHE: “Or mud.”
JIVE: “Damn.”
GHEORGHE: “ Caitlyn Daymon twisting the arm of Krist Blue behind her ….. AND SHE LOCKS ON A CROSS FACE CHICKEN WING EARLY! Blue trying to fight it … and somehow she does manage to get her neck free ….. AND SHE DRIVES THE BACK OF HER HEAD INTO THE FACE OF DAYMON!”
JIVE: “These guys are pretty evenly matched up so that drive hit Daymon square in the face…”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon releases the rest of the hold and rolls off … Blue getting quickly to her feet and she drops the leg across the chest of Daymon.”
JIVE: “Is it me or did Blue’s leg bounce a little?”
GHEORGHE: “Ignoring that … Krist Blue now brings Caitlyn Daymon to her feet … she hooks the waist … NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ONE ……. But Daymon quickly out of it.”
JIVE: “Good, we want this match to go on for as long as possible .. for some reason its matches like this that help our ratings go up.”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon to her feet … BUT BLUE WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT DROPS THEM BOTH TO THE MAT! Krist Blue now straddling Daymon…”
JIVE: “And there’s the spike I was just talking about..”
GHEORGHE: “And she is driving those fists into the face of Caitlyn Daymon … BUT DAYMON YANKS ON THE HAIR …. AND NOW DAYMON IS ON TOP! Daymon now with fists of her own! Caitlyn Daymon gets off of Krist Blue and brings her to her feet …. She sends Blue into the ropes with an irish whip ….. AND A SPINNING HEEL KICK BY DAYMON SENDS BLUE ACROSS THE RING!”
JIVE: “You don’t want to piss off Caitlyn Daymon.. hell, I wouldn’t think about doing it just because I don’t want her husband paying me a visit!”
GHEORGHE: “ Caitlyn Daymon gets up to her feet and bounces against the ropes … she heads towards Krist Blue … AND SLIDES BOTH HER FEET INTO THE MIDSECTION! Krist Blue is pushed out of the ring due to the force and she lands on the arena floor!”
JIVE: “That baseball slide was nicely placed … right in the stomach where there’s less padding.”
GHEORGHE: “ Caitlyn Daymon now to the outside .. and it looks like they’re going to brawl around a little!”
JIVE: “It’s T&B … tits and brawling!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon over to Blue now … but Krist Blue grabs the leg of Caitlyn Daymon … AND SHE IS BITING THE ANKLE OF DAYMON! Daymon yelps out in pain … BUT THAT’S SILENCED WHEN BLUE GRABS HER HAIR AND THROWS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE GUARDRAIL!”
JIVE: “Holy shit! Krist Blue is a maniac! And I think MWG has a lot to do with that!”
GHEORGHE: “ MWG clapping as Blue gets to her feet … and now Krist Blue BITCH SLAPS CAITLYN DAYMON ON THE GROUND!”
JIVE: “I can’t believe you just said bitch slap.”
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW KRIST BLUE DRIVES THE END OF HER BOOT INTO THE THROAT OF DAYMON AND IS TRYING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HER! And finally the referee is down there and breaks it up. Caitlyn Daymon rolling around trying to get back to her feet ….. but Krist Blue is quickly back over there … and she grabs the hair of Daymon!”
JIVE: “Aww .. she’s rolling her back into the ring.”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue heeding the referee and bringing this back inside … and she grabs the hair of Daymon once more ……… AND SHE USES THE HAIR TO TOSS DAYMON ACROSS THE RING!”
JIVE: “Did you hear the sound of pain coming from Daymon’s mouth? That sounds AWFUL.”
GHEORGHE: “Maybe after the match you can console her..”
JIVE: “Do you think??”
GHEORGHE: “No.”
JIVE: “Not even…”
GHEORGHE: “Not at all. Krist Blue now picks up Daymon .. and she tosses her into the corner! Blue with some quick leg kicks to the torso of Caitlyn Daymon … and she irish whips her across the ring into the opposite corner!! BLUE CHARGING IN AFTERWARDS ……… AND CAITLYN DAYMON PUTS UP THE KNEE!! Krist Blue stumbles from the corner …… BLUE COMES BACK IN …. AND DAYMON WITH ANOTHER KNEE!!”
JIVE: “ Caitlyn Daymon isn’t about to take this lying down … unfortunately.”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon with a second wind now … AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT! Krist Blue falls to the mat from the impact … AND CAITLYN DAYMON IS HEADING UP TOP!”
JIVE: “She’s got her stunned, Tom!”
GHEORGHE: “ Caitlyn Daymon cat-like as she hops to the top turnbuckle … Krist Blue hasn’t made a motion … AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A MOONSAULT! ONE …………. TWO …………………. KICK OUT BY BLUE!”
JIVE: “The arch on that moonsault was excellent … I have rarely seen it done much better.”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon gets up and she lets the referee know that she thinks it was a three count … Daymon now gets down and applies a chinlock on Krist Blue.”
JIVE: “The good thing about the chinlock is that it allows Krist Blue’s head to rest on the ample bosom of Caitlyn Daymon.”
GHEORGHE: “Jesus Christ, Nick .. don’t you have anything else to comment on?”
JIVE: “I’m a depraved man, Tom.. a depraved man.”
GHEORGHE: “ Caitlyn Daymon has the fingers locked as the referee is asking Krist Blue if she wants to give in … and Blue is shaking her head no … Krist Blue is trying to get some momentum back into her as she is shaking her fist …. And now Krist Blue is starting to get back onto her feet!”
JIVE: “I’m impressed that she is getting back to her feet … especially since Daymon locked the fingers.”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue is on her feet! Daymon now to the side of Blue changing the chinlock into a headlock …. And Blue with an elbow to the stomach … BUT DAYMON STILL HOLDS ON!! Krist Blue now with a second elbow and Caitlyn Daymon lets up ….. BUT BLUE QUICKLY GRABS HER HEAD ….. AND DROPS DOWN W/ A CHINBUSTER!”
JIVE: “Is that a new coined phrase you’re trying to push? Chinbuster?”
GHEORGHE: “Shutup. Krist Blue up …. Caitlyn Daymon up … Daymon with a kick to the … NO BLUE CATCHES HER FOOT!”
JIVE: “Daymon is screwed … she’s at the mercy of Krist Blue.”
GHEORGHE: “DAYMON WITH THE ENZUI-FRIGGIN’-GURI! Caitlyn Daymon brings Krist Blue to her feet ….. irish whips her into the corn…. NO BLUE REVERSES AND SENDS DAYMON INTO THE CORNER ……….. AND DAYMON CRASHES INTO THE REFEREE AND THEY BOTH GO DOWN!”
JIVE: “That fat ass couldn’t get out of the way!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee and Caitlyn Daymon both down on the other side of the mat …. And Krist Blue is over to Daymon now .. she picks her up … and she’s signaling for the DDT!”
(The crowd pops as Karla Starr and Mercedes Devon run down the rampway and slide into the ring.)
GHEORGHE: “THAT’s KARLA STARR AND MERCEDES DEVON!! DEVON IS IN THE RING AS STARR HEADS UP TOP!”
JIVE: “What are they doing here?!”
GHEORGHE: “Blue doesn’t know they’re there!! Mercedes Devon walks up behind Krist Blue who is confused as to why the fans are in a frenzy …. AND SHE DROPS DOWN AND LOW BLOWS KRIST BLUE!”
JIVE: “I didn’t know you coul… unless you stick your fingers in…. wait a minute.. DO IT AGAIN!”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue falls to the mat ……. AND HERE COMES KARLA STARR WITH THE MORNING STARR!!!!! KARLA STARR WITH THE MOONSAULT!! MWG is getting into the ring as Devon and Starr put Daymon on top of Krist Blue!”
JIVE: “The referee looks up and he sees MWG in the ring and now he’s forcing him to get out! The referee not listening to MWG’s pleas as he gets him out!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee turns around …. And he sees Daymon covering Krist Blue …………… ONE ………………… TWO ………………. THREE!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JACOBS: “The winner of this match via pinfall……… CAITLYN DAYMON!”
GHEORGHE: “I can’t believe it! Krist Blue robbed in her first match in New ERA by Karla Starr and Mercedes Devon!”
(Devon and Starr get in the ring as MWG pulls Krist Blue out and walks her up the rampway.)
JIVE: “Three way!”
GHEORGHE: “And now Mercedes and Karla are in the ring helping Caitlyn Daymon up … and what a wild ending to what could be the last special preview matches …”
(Mercedes and Starr help Daymon up and the three of them stand in the middle of the ring.)
JIVE: “What three finnnnnnne looking women.”
(Mercedes glances over at Karla Starr, and as if on call, Starr superkicks Daymon to the mat!)
GHEORGHE: “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?! KARLA STARR JUST SUPERKICKED CAITLYN DAYMON!!! THESE TWO ARE FRIENDS!”
JIVE: “Looks like not anymore!”
GHEORGHE: “I THOUGHT THESE TWO BONDED ON THE SURVIVOR SHOW!? HOW CAN STARR DO THIS?!”
(Starr grabs a microphone.)
STARR: “Caitlyn honey.... I really hope you weren't taking that little act I put on as something serious. I mean, let's face it girl.... I was the only Woman left in the Inaugural Survivor a few months ago, doing things the right way.... while you left after having a temper tantrum. Now, a girl is suppose to have some kinda support in a contest like that, but you left me high an' dry. How do you think that made me feel?
(Starr stomps Daymon a few more times, before grabbing the mic again.)
STARR: “In this ring, EYE am the ALPHA FEMALE, not you or anyone else. But just so it's not UNsaid... we DO wish you good luck at Battle Brawl, Caitlyn.”
(She chuckles.)
STARR: “You're DEFINITELY... gonna need it.”
(Both women's laugh and step out of the ring, giving each other high-fives as they head to the back as the crowd jeers immensely.)
GHEORGHE: “I can’t believe the type of anger and betrayal …”
JIVE: “Yea .. how dare Caitlyn betray Starr like that on Survivor!”
GHEORGHE: “I was talking about Starr betraying the strands of friendship!! We gotta take a commercial break … but when we come back ANTAEUS and El Arco Iris will be going head to head!”
