JACOBS: “The following match is scheduled for one fall … and is a non-title MUD WRESTLING MATCH!”
(SFX: The men in the crowd pop hardcore. CUEUP: ‘Angelwitch’ by Angelwitch. Foxx steps through the curtain and looks at the mud pit in disgust.)
JACOBS: “She stands five foot nine and weighs 134 pounds .. from San Antonio, Texas …. FOXX!”
JIVE: “HOP ON IN!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx looking a little hesitant to step into the pit .. this mud pit is about three feet below the rampway and is about the same size as the wrestling ring …”
(CUEUP: ‘Don’t Cha’ by the Pussycat Dolls. Karla Starr makes her way through the curtain.)
JACOBS: “Her opponent.. standing five foot ten and weighing 127 pounds … she hails from Boston, Massachusetts and is the CURRENT New ERA of Wrestling Women’s Champion … KARLA STARR!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: “The referee is instructing both women to step into the mud pit … Karla Starr yells at Foxx to hop in.”
JIVE: “Well as the challenger, she should get in first.”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx slowly hops in .. and Starr follows after her… and both women are covered halfway up their calves in mud, Nick!”
JIVE: “Now all they have to do is rub … err .. wrestle each other until one woman has had enough!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee signals from them to start .. and both women immediately start walking towards each other … they lock up … neither woman looking particularly willing to give an inch .. but Karla Starr quickly drives a knee into Foxx’s stomach and grabs her arm locking it behind her in an arm bar.”
JIVE: “Karla Starr has been champion ever since the Women’s title came into existence .. and if Foxx thinks that she’s going to be the one to take it away from her .. well she’s got a long, hard road in front of her.”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx has already gone through Victoria Hawke twice .. and she’s an established wrestler elsewhere .. I think it is only a matter of time before she gets her shot at the title… it might even come quicker than you think if she wins here tonight.”
JIVE: “The only winner here tonight … is ME.”
GHEORGHE: “Karla Starr really pulling on the arm .. now Starr releases the hold … just to lock it on again!”
JIVE: “If she can wear Foxx out quickly, Foxx won’t have the strength to fight both the champion and the mud..”
GHEORGHE: “Starr now grabbing the hair of Foxx .. and Foxx is yelling at the referee! The referee comes around back .. BUT STARR RELEASES THE HAIR BEFORE HE GETS THERE!”
JIVE: “Smart move by the champion.”
GHEORGHE: “The referee back… AND STARR GRABS FOXX’s HAIR AGAIN! Foxx yelling again … AND THIS TIME SHE ELBOWS STARR IN THE GUT! Foxx grabs her arm … AND HIP TOSSES THE WOMEN’s CHAMPION INTO THE MUD!”
JIVE: “Karla Starr just splashed that mud about five feet in the air! I’m glad we’re down here and not calling the action from a few yards away!”
GHEORGHE: “Karla Starr quickly back to her feet … and she looks mad as a hatter as she shakes her arms to get the mud off her… Starr turns around …. AND FOXX WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDS HER BACK INTO THE MUD!”
JIVE: “I’ll tell you one thing .. Starr is everything I’d imagine her to be with mud dripping off her bod…”
GHEORGHE: “Can we focus on the match, please?”
JIVE: “I’m focused about as much as I’ll ever be, Gheorghe .. believe me.”
GHEORGHE: “Starr on her knees now as she tries to wipe her face .. her comes Foxx … and the champion nails her in the gut! Foxx doubled over … AND KARLA STARR GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS FOXX FACE FIRST INTO THE MUD!”
JIVE: “Now the crowd is getting on their feet..”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx quickly up and she is frantically wiping the mud from her face … she turns and looks at Karla Starr.. and Foxx spears the Women’s Champion! Both women are down in the mud!”
(SFX: Crowd pops hardcore.)
GHEORGHE: “Foxx is on top of Karla Starr and she is wailing away … but now Starr blocks … and Starr flips over so that Foxx is back first on the mud and now Starr is wailing away!”
JIVE: “Now tear away the clot…”
GHEORGHE: “KARLA STARR GRABS A FISTFULL OF MUD AND SMEARS IT IN THE EYES OF FOXX!”
JIVE: “That’s gotta hurt.”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx uses everything in her being to kick the Women’s champion off her .. and now Foxx is blinding crawling over to the side of the pit to get the mud out of her eyes.”
JIVE: “Starr won’t let that happen.”
GHEORGHE: “Karla Starr grabs onto the leg of Foxx … and she pulls her into the center of the mud pit by her feet!”
JIVE: “Karla Starr has been in control thus far in this match … but all this mud .. one false step and this advantage could be all for naught.”
GHEORGHE: “While some might think that this match is all T and A and mud .. you’ve got to realize that both those women in there are putting themselves in a dangerous situation, as you said Nick.”
JIVE: “Did you just say T and A?”
GHEORGHE: “Yes?”
JIVE: “I knew you had it in you!”
GHEORGHE: “Starr trying to lock on an ankle lock .. but the mud causes Foxx’s leg to slip from her grip. Foxx now crawling away and Starr grabs onto her foot again .. but again it slips through! Karla Starr now grabs onto the hair of Foxx and pulls her over … BUT FOXX NAILS STARR WITH AN UPPERCUT! Foxx puts her head through the arm of Karla Starr … and she hits a northern lights suplex … with a bridge! ONE …… TWO ….. KICKOUT BY THE CHAMPION!”
JIVE: “What?! Actual wrestling? Come on, Foxx .. don’t ruin a good thing!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx slow to her feet so not to be off balanced .. but Karla Starr jumps right up … AND ENDS UP SLIPPING AND FALLING BACK ON HER ASS! Foxx … DROPKICKS THE FALLEN STARR RIGHT IN THE KISSER!”
JIVE: “The Women’s Champion is not going to be happy once she gets back on her feet.”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx grabs Karla Starr by her head .. and now she is shoving Starr’s face in the mud! This is revenge from earlier, Nick!”
JIVE: “No, no, Gheorghe.. Starr shoved Foxx’s face in the mud as revenge earlier .. you can’t get revenge ON revenge!”
GHEORGHE: “I’ll take your word for it.. the referee finally telling Foxx to release Starr’s head and Starr sits right up gasping for air.”
JIVE: “She was trying to kill her, Gheorghe! Foxx was trying to kill Karla Starr!”
GHEORGHE: “No she was not!”
JIVE: “Are we watching the same match?!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx going to Starr’s legs now .. Foxx bends down .. and she’s looking to lock on a Boston Crab … BUT STARR REACHES UP AND GRABS HER HEAD! KARLA STARR SMALL PACKAGES FOXX ….. ONE …. TWO …. THR—NO! Foxx kicked out!”
JIVE: “Now there we go! Two ladies .. muddy .. their bodies all tangled up!”
GHEORGHE: “I think you need to take a cold shower, Nick!”
JIVE: “Only if those two will join me!”
GHEORGHE: “Karla Starr back on her feet and now Foxx gets on hers… Foxx charges .. Karla Starr goes for the clothesline .. BUT FOXX DUCKS AND GOES FOR THE CRUCI… NO! Karla Starr drops down to the mat with Foxx wrapped on her back … ONE ….. TWO …. KICKOUT by Foxx!”
JIVE: “Could you imagine these two in a baby oil match..”
GHEORGHE: “What?!”
JIVE: “Baby oil… hey, do you think if I go cry over Rabesque leaving that LaRoque will let me have complete control over RAUCOUS for a week?”
GHEORGHE: “Not a chance in hell, Nick.”
JIVE: “Damn. I had some good things planned, too.”
GHEORGHE: “Karla Starr back to her feet and now she’s stomping on the challenger to keep her down. Foxx trying to get to her feet but the Women’s Champion will not let her up. Starr drops a vicious elbow onto the back of Foxx that flattens her right back into the mud!”
JIVE: “I’ll give Foxx and Karla Starr this .. they are doing the best they can to wrestle in this mud with dignity… much to the chagrin of myself and the other men in the arena.”
GHEORGHE: “Karla Starr back on her feet .. she backs up .. and hits the running knee drop right onto the small of the back of Foxx! Starr flips the challenger over .. ONE … TWO … THREE!”
JIVE: “NO! Foxx kicked out!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx kicked out at the last moment and now she is trying to get to the corner of the mud pit.. Karla Starr is back to her feet and she is taunting Foxx .. Foxx crawling away and Starr keeps kicking her in the behind..”
JIVE: “Yes! Treat her like the dirty dog she is!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx now in the corner of the mud pit … and she’s protecting herself as Karla Starr comes in … Starr reaches down to get Foxx .. AND FOXX PULLS HER FORWARD … AND STARR STUMBLES CHIN FIRST RIGHT ON TOP OF THE CORNER OF THE MUD PIT! Foxx goes behind her for the rollup … ONE ……. TWO ……. THREE!! YES!”
JIVE: “NO!”
GHEORGHE: “Nooo! The Women’s Champion kicked out! I thought for sure Foxx had her … Karla Starr is holding her chin as she gets back to her feet .. but Foxx is up and waiting … Foxx with a kick to the midsection … and another … Foxx with Starr’s head between the legs … CRADLE PILEDRIVER INTO THE MUD!”
JIVE: “Now that has got to hurt.. there isn’t a regular wrestling mat underneath the mud .. there’s very little padding there… and Karla Starr was just dropped on her head.”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx is beginning to look tired as she slowly covers Starr’s body … ONE …….. TWO …….. THREE—NOOO! Starr STILL kicked out! Foxx sits up and looks over at Karla Starr … and now she’s getting to her feet… Foxx grabs the legs of the Women’s Champion … AND SHE IS LOCKING ON A SHARPSHOOTER!”
JIVE: “Karla Starr is going to be screaming in pain .. and get a mouthful of mud for her trouble!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx has it locked on! The sharpshooter is locked on and Karla Starr is in a world of pain in the middle of that mud pit!”
JIVE: “Look at Starr trying to use her arms to push up so she doesn’t inhale the mud!”
GHEORGHE: “Karla Starr is trying her hardest to keep her mouth above the mud … but Foxx is applying too much pressure! STARR’s FACE GOES INTO THE MUD … AND SHE IS FLAPPING HER ARMS WILDLY!”
JIVE: “I TOLD YOU FOXX WAS TRYING TO KILL HER!”
GHEORGHE: “Wait!! All the commotion by Starr caused her legs to slip out of Foxx’s grasp and Foxx goes down into the mud!”
JIVE: “Karla Starr is gasping for air .. I think she might have swallowed mud!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx back on her feet and she’s walking towards the Women’s Champion… Foxx brings Starr back to her feet … KARLA STARR HAS ANOTHER FIST FULL OF MUD AND SHE FLINGS IT INTO FOXX’s eyes…”
JIVE: “Uh-oh!”
GHEORGHE: “BUT FOXX DUCKED AND IT WENT RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE’s EYES!!”
JIVE: “The referee had done such a great job at keeping the mud off him .. and now he’s down on his knees trying to clear his eyes!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx turns to see what happened … AND KARLA STARR SPINS HER AROUND AND NAILS A SMALL PACKAGE!!! Karla Starr has Foxx wrapped up … BUT THERE’s NO REFEREE TO COUNT!”
JIVE: “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee finally turns and sees Starr…. ONE ….. TWO ….. KICKOUT!!!”
JIVE: “She had her!! She had her for a nine count AT LEAST!”
GHEORGHE: “Karla Starr is back on her feet and now she is berating the referee!”
JIVE: “I’d be more pissed off at Foxx since it is her fault that he wasn’t able to see the pinfall attempt..”
GHEORGHE: “What?! Karla Starr threw the mud!”
JIVE: “Foxx shouldn’t have ducked and took it like a real woman!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee is trying to explain that he didn’t see it .. AND FOXX IS RIGHT BEHIND KARLA STARR!!”
JIVE: “TURN AROUND, KARLA!”
GHEORGHE: “The fans are on their feet cheering … and Karla Starr finally notices this .. and she slowly turns around…”
(SFX: Fans explode.)
GHEORGHE: “AND FOXX NAILS HER WITH A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!!”
JIVE: “Where the hell is Foxx going!?”
GHEORGHE: “FOXX IS CLIMBING ONTO THE TOP OF THE MUD PIT WALL ….. AND SHE DIVES OFF WITH A 360 SPLASH!!! FOXX HOOKS THE LEG ….. ONE …… TWO ………. THREE!!!”
JIVE: “Nooo!!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JACOBS: “The winner of this match by pinfall ……. FOXX!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx wins! Foxx hits a variation of the Vixen Dive.. and she just won herself a shot at the title!”
JIVE: “Look at those two women! You can’t tell what they look like… they are covered in mud, both wet and dried, from head to toe!”
GHEORGHE: “Foxx is celebrating with some of the fans outside of the mud pit as Karla Starr is slowly sitting up … ladies and gentlemen, what a match we’ve just witnessed as these two wrestled through MUD .. wow!”
