"Oh boy!" shouted young Matthew Logan, as he tore through the square gift wrapping in his hunt for the present that lay within it. Paper scattered about the floor as Striker and Damien watched on the sidelines, Victor standing next to him with a smile on his face.

The paper was successfully torn asunder and thrown aside like Matthew Logan's personalities seem to be. He stared at the gift in awe, a large smile on his face as he looked up at Victor and stood, hugging him close.

"Thank you! This is awesome!" he said with childlike excitement in his voice. As he stepped away the book became clear to Striker and Damien, who both shared amused looks upon reading the cover.

'Building Character For Dummies'.

Young Logan truly needed such a thing, confused as he was about who he really was. Savior of wrestling? Reference to a movie character? Who knows, but one can definately say that Matthew Logan enjoys changing who he is among others.

Logan lifted another gift from under the tree, reading over the 'From:' tag and then throwing a smile towards Striker, who nodded and watched as Logan tore through the wrapping paper for this gift as well. Moments passed and soon Logan reached his target, a small box that held his gift inside. He opened it and therein lay a cross necklace, the silver glinting in the light. A dissapointed look crossed Logan's features as he let out an 'Awww man...', looking back over to a confused Striker.

"This is sooooo out of style! I stopped acting like a messiah weeks ago, remember?" Logan whined, eliciting an exhasperated sigh from Striker. Logan tossed the gift over his shoulder, turning towards the gift from Damien only to be stopped by his voice.

"I wouldn't open that...it's 'The Evil Dead' trilogy on DVD, I thought you could watch it to think up some new material..."

"But I used lines from that we--"

"I know," sighed Damien, cutting Logan off. "I know. You must understand however that buying you presents isn't all that easy...you like different things every week each time you change your personality."

Logan rolled his eyes, scoffing at Damien. "You just don't understand who I am, that's all! Trust me, I really do act like a normal person! I'm not just pulling random ideas out of my ass, they really do all have meaning to them!"

"Dude..." Stryker interrupted, crossing his arms over his chest, "You acted like Jesus for weeks on end. We weren't all that concerned until you tried to sacrifice a fuckin' goat on the living room floor, I don't think Jesus ever tried to do that."

"It was in reference to when Ash sliced that one guy in half with his chainsaw arm!!" Logan exclaimed, crossing his arms and pouting.

"Dude, it was a GOAT. On a PENTAGRAM. While you were acting like JESUS!!" Damien said, holding at his head in frustration.

Logan gave Damien an odd look, frowning. "Look, you guys just let me believe there are people in the world who actually care about what I say and think, okay? I'm not hiring you people to correct me on how I act. If I wanted a nanny again, I'd call my fucking parents. Now go make me a sandwhich!"

With a sigh, Damien walked towards the kitchen, throwing a glance over his shoulder at Matthew. "White or Wheat?"

"White, and no pickles! God forbid if I find pickles, I may just hack you up with a chainsaw as another reference to my beloved Ash!" Logan said, making wild hand gestures all the while in an attempt to add emphasis to his words. If no one could understand the way he acted, the least they could do was understand what he said.

Victor shot Stryker a glance, shaking his head with a sigh. Their thinking of course was mutual, this boy needed to learn how to stay constant. The fact that they were hired to pretend to care about what he said was bad enough, but his odd fascination with Damien and Stryker's body size was beginning to frighten the trio. They also were able to take note on his unhealthy obsession with Dominic Pericolo, but Victor had learned to act like nothing was wrong with it.

Stryker and Damien just stayed silent most of the time, and as the previous escapade showed...it was no wonder as to why.

Christmas with Matthew Logan...what a treat. What a unique, indescribable treat. The urge to kill themselves was rising rather quickly, but they subdued it with the images of their family back home. It wouldn't be long, they could reassure themselves, give him a few weeks and Logan will change his personality to some type of loner and send them on their way.

Why, with a new way of portraying himself each week, the chances of it happening were fairly large, right? And after his match with Dominic on Eve, perhaps he would adapt a new personality once more.

After all, what better way to get over with the fans then to act like a loser?

"Dude!! I said no pickles!" shouted the disgruntled Matthew Logan, smacking the sandwhich out of the approaching Damien's hands. With a groan of frustration, Damien turned around and went back to the kitchen to make another sandwhich.

"Nice pecs, by the way." Logan said, smiling a little. Another glance was thrown, this time between all three men in concern. They shook their heads as Damien trembled with disgust, shaking his head and entering the kitchen once more.

Yes, this was something all three of them could agree on. It was about time Matthew Logan had another change of heart.