*Enter a dark room. Cary is looking at something off screen.* "And...oh lord...you say I'll receive compensation for this?" GULP *END FEED* They were the best of times, they were the worst of times.

Hello. I have written rp for inauguration special. Anyone want to check it? If so, please reply here, pm me on here or ptc, or e-mail me (landry.sam@gmail.com). My shift key depends on it. Xoxo sam edit: APPARENTLY ALL CAPS ARE BANNED. DO IT SO I CAN CAPS AGAIN! another: I haven't posted...

MEMBER INFORMATION: Name: Sam Email Address: landry.sam@gmail.com AIM/Yahoo Messenger: Samarai Time (AIM) Preferred Method of Handling: (FW Promo, Freestyle RP, Angle/Storyline, Hybrid) I like to dabble in all the fields. Is that a good "avoid answering this question" answer? Best Way to...

HELLO MY NAME IS SAM I HANDLE CARY TURKINGTON. I AM NEW IN THIS LEAGUE. WANT TO FEUD? ALL YOUR MATCHES WILL BE Ws! THATS JUST HOW THE TURK WORKS! (NOT GUARANTEED SUCKA! HAHAHAHAH! BUT SORTA IS) I COULD WORK ALONE BUT THATS LIKE MASTURBATING--MORE FUN WITH MORE PEOPLE (ANIMALS WELCOME)...