HEY? DO YOU ROCK?! ARe YOU OK?! IS THIS WHERE I POST THIS?!?!

[CaryTurkington]

HELLO MY NAME IS SAM I HANDLE CARY TURKINGTON.

I AM NEW IN THIS LEAGUE.

WANT TO FEUD? ALL YOUR MATCHES WILL BE Ws! THATS JUST HOW THE TURK WORKS! (NOT GUARANTEED SUCKA! HAHAHAHAH! BUT SORTA IS)

I COULD WORK ALONE BUT THATS LIKE MASTURBATING--MORE FUN WITH MORE PEOPLE (ANIMALS WELCOME)

THANKS,
SAM

P.S. WOULD I POST THIS HERE OR SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

 

[jediPREZ]

I wonder why this got moderated...

...ok, not really.

welcome sam landry, a man who works alone. ...alot.

 

[suddenimpact]

I'm confused.

 

[CaryTurkington]

I can usually blame posts like mine above on hallucinogens and other drugs, but I was dead sober. I'll take boredom this time.


But seriously, I'm trying this NFW thing again and would love to feud with someone or team up. Essentially, Cary Turkington is the bum's bum. I'll post my BIO in a second. Please help--I gotta eat.

xoxo sam

 

[Dr Curiosity]

I <3 teh Sam

 

[Nova]

Welcome!