The camera fades into a large sign with bold letters that read “IRELAND” the camera pans down and you now notice the hustle and bustle of people walking back and forth in front of the camera. You quickly recognize this place as an airport. However, there are two men of noticeable stature staring up and the sign. One of the men is wearing Nike work out pants and a blue t-shirt with the word ‘Irresistible’ printed across the back. You immediately recognize him as “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles. The other man has curly golden blond hair flowing down to his shoulders. He stands at about the same size as Styles. This man is wearing a GXW t-shirt cut off with Nike work out pants. However, it isn’t until he and Styles stop staring at the sign and look and nod at each other that you recognize the man as Styles new tag-team partner “Wildfire” Johnny Rage. The two men begin to approach the waiting area for their plane to Ireland.
Styles: I can’t believe that GXW wanted to send a camera crew all the way to the airport to talk to us. Man, did I tell you that one of them followed me to dinner last night so that they could talk to me about my match with Legend in the King of the Cage Tournament?
Rage: Dude, that’s harassment! You should so totally sue those guys!
Styles: I’m not too worried about it right now, after all, it isn’t Legend that you and I need to focus on right now. I’ve got something on my mind. Are you thinking what Im thinking?
Rage: I think I am thinking what you think I think your thinking. I think that your thinking what Im thinking, but it may not be what you think Im thinking. However, I might be thinking something that your thinking, but not nesecarrily thinking. And while Im thinking about……
Styles: I was talking about our debut tag-team match with Gothic Alchemy on Onslaught!
Rage: Alchemy? Sounds like a failed grade school science project.
Styles: Listen up Alchemy, why don’t you save yourself the trip to Ireland. Just stay here in the good ole U S of A.
Rage: I guarantee that from the moment you step into the ring with V and D, your going to be in for more than you can handle. After all, I learned everything that the Muffin Man himself had to offer. Then when my skills began to intimidate him, he had to kick me to the curb. But now I’m back with a better partner.
Styles: That’s right Rage, I’ll stick right behind you the whole time. So I’ll make this plea one last time, that for your own sake, stay home, and don’t give me the opportunity to put you in an uncomfortable new position. Come on Rage, we’re going to miss our flight.
Styles and Rage head off toward their terminal as the camera fades to black with gold lettering reading “Vicious and Delicious”.
(You see a large get liner landing at Belfast International Airport. The weather is in the 50s and a beautiful Irish day. You see the plane start unloading as you see the Gothic Alchemy get off the plane. Goth worrying about his four companions he rushes to retrieve them.)
Gt: Good to see you made it my friends.
(Then looking towards the camera man)
Gt: You to. I am always glad to see the GXW looking to shoot its wrestlers.
Ac: Bro we will miss our tour if we do not get going.
Gt: Oh yeah I forgot. Of course you are coming as well.
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Standing in front of the Fitzwilliam International Hotel you see the Gothic Alchemy going inside.
Gt: What do you mean animals are not allowed in this hotel. Whatever! Make sure the concier places my friends in acceptable lodging.
Ac: Well we need to go to our room and get settled in our tour starts in two hours.
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Gt: I have seen better rooms in Siberia. And the call this a 5 Star hotel.
Ac: Quit complaining we need to concentrate on our match against Vicious and Delicious. How bout that name anyway sounds like a gay tag team to me. What are they going to do to us grope us in to submissions?
Gt: Which on is the Butch and which is the B*&%$@. I just gotta know.
(You hear Goth and Ac laughing until the camera fades out)
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Gt: Alright you are now on our private tour of Belfast and Northern Ireland. First Stop Belfast Castle. The castle currently standing was built in 1870 in the Scottish Baronial Style. It is sitting on top of the slope of Cave Hill. The first castle was built in the late 12th century. Another was erected in 1611 until it burned down in 1708.
Ac: I bet that was a large Bon fire!
Gt: Did they have enough marshmallows?
TG: Did they have marshmallows then.
Ac: It would be a crime if they didn't.
Gt: Anyway they started building the current one in 1853. It was completed in 1870 for the astounding price of 11,000 punts, or just under 15,000 us dollars. After many years they castle fell into disrepair and left alone. In 1978 the Belfast city government instituted a refurbishment of the castle and now is used for many things including wedding receptions.
Ac: Next it is to City Hall itself. Wow now that is a large building.
Gt: The City Council Building was built in or around 1906 built of portland stone. It houses one of the most spectacular sights in Ireland the wispring gallery located in the main dome. It features a very renaissance feel to it. It also features three types of marble in its grand staircase.
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Gt: As you can see we are at the waterfront in Belfast many ships have come out of this port but none as more widely know as the Titanic. They took three docks known as berths and made them in to two gigantic ones. Over 220 feet tall they were the largest in the world. Completed and crissend on May 31 1911 my Bruce Esmay and Lord James Pierre the Titanic was moved into the water and sailed into history.
Ac: I get all choked up when I hear that story. Just like Vicious and Delicious the gay duo will in the ring at Onslaught.
Gt: (chuckling) Your right. They will go down quicker than the titanic.
Fade to black as you hear them laughing.
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Ac: Finally last stop on our tour.
Gt: It is really beautiful here. But here we are the site where it will all go down. The Odyssey Arena. Located in Queens Quey it is the landmark Milliemium project in Ireland. Costing over 26 million dollars to build it is quit impressive. The arena itself is about 3,700 sq ft. and has an occupancy limit of 10,000 people.
Ac: Not only that it can accommodate an ice ring for hockey, A track and field set up for those running events. And many more not talked about.
Gt: It boasts of 24-hour security and CCTV (close captioned Television). They also stocked it with emergency personnel at every event that goes on here. They can have a doctor, dentist, chiropractor, and masseuse there in minutes if needed.
Ac: Vicious and Delicious will need that doctor all right after we put them thought the Alchemic Drop!
Gt: (laugh slightly) That’s right.
Ac: I bet you are wondering what his has to do with the match. Not much you think. We have walked all over Belfast (training) and talking in the sights. Went to the Arena (scoping location for advantage) to see where we where going to wrestle. And now we will go to a local gym and train even harder.
Gt: We let you into a little secret V and D. We train hard because we want to be the best. We will once again hold the title of Tag Team Champions and you are just the first of many in our way to greatness once again.
Ac: Be prepared. We will not hold anything back. We hope that you do not hold back as well this will be a good match!
(turning away from the camera)
Both: We will see you in the ring and we will be ready!
The screen fades into a shot of a television set playing the latest promo by Gothic Alchemy. The screen fades to laugh, and no soon does this happen than howls of laughter begin to erupt. The screen pans over to two twin sized beds stationed just away from the televison. The room is quickly recognized as the hotel room of Vicious and Delicious.
Rage: Thats what we're up against? Jesus Styles! I thought that you brought me into GXW to beat up on some superstars. Not these amatures!
Styles: What the hell was that? Did you hear some of the ridiculous things they were saying? Oh my god! To think that they have the odassity to call Vicous and Delicious gay! They need to take a good look in the mirror to see whats up.
Rage: Yeah, like did you hear they way they finished their promo? Isnt that cute, they can finish each others sentences.
Styles: No kidding. Alright then, Crapic Alchemy, you want us to bring it? If you are really looking for an ass kicking that badly, then sure. Its done.
Rage: You can train all that you like, the fact of the matter stands that its going to come down to who the better team is. And quite frankly, you two just dont have the chemistry.
Styles: Hey! Rage! You were clever!! Because, you know...Alchemy...chemistry!! HAHAHAHA!
Styles wipes a tears from his eye from laughing so hard
Styles: Gothic Alchemy, the only Alchy drop your going to be doing will be throwing back a cold brewski in a local bar after our match while your licking your wounds. You want to talk about history. You want to talk about scouting the ring for advantages. When it comes down to it, its just going to be the 2 men in the ring across from you that you need to be scouting out. What you better be talking about is how the hell your going to beat Vicious and Delicious when the time comes for you to back up your words.
Rage: You know what the great thing is about history? Its tends to repeat itself. Just like that castle burining down in 1708, when you step into the ring with us, your going to get burnt.
Styles and Rage continue their laughing fit as the screen fades to black with gold letters reading "Vicious and Delicious".
You see Goth and Ac sitting on the couch laughing at the latest promo from V and D.
Gt: V and D you think that the Alchemy are rookies! Yeah maybe in the GXW but we have experience in the fed long before you were still in diapers.
Goth and Ac laughing at the guts of V and D
Ac: You think Alchemy is a lost science! Alchemy take years to master and is an exact science, just like us. We are methodical and ruthless.
Gt: We have nothing to fear from a couple of infant rookies! Heh I think that your promos are the worst in all wrestling feds in the world. You want to play with champions you have got it.
Ac: You do not even have your name on the roster! How can you even think that you can beat the former champs?
Gt: Getting burned huh! You know that if I can survive an avalanche then I sure in the hell can survive you! Yeah history dose repeat itself, the tag team title will be in our hands. Before you speak to a legend such as the Gothic Alchemy you need to do your homework. Only the best can survive in the ring in the greatest fed in the world! And that team will be us.
Ac: Hey bro did you hear that ridiculous comment about him learning his moves from the muffin man.
Gt: Yeah the one on dury lane.
Ac: Well you know the problem with the muffin man?
Gt: What is that?
Ac: We beat up that B*&%$# and sent him packing!
Gt: Oh yeah I remember that one! He was so easy it made our debut title in EWI look like a cakewalk!
Ac: Yeah the only team to beat us in the feds where superstars Gemini and Cancer. And that was a fluke and will not happen again.
Gt: The next time you decide to bash a promo then do your homework or is that why you have a 5th grade education! You will not win this match guaranteed.
Fade to black as the Gothic Alchemy laughs at their new-found disrespect for V and D!
The camera fades in to catch the team of Vicious and Delicious sitting on what appears to be bus filled with people. The two are looking straight ahead with huge grins on their faces. Over a PA system you hear a man say “And if you would look to your left, you will see…..”
Rage: Why are we doing this again?
Styles: Well, you see, I thought that while we are in Ireland, we might as well see the sights!
Rage: This is so boring though! Its like watching a Gothic Alchemy promo!
Styles: WHAT?! You mean you would rather watch those science fair rejects?!
Rage gets a look of concentration on his face. Then relaxes.
Rage: Ok Johnny, your right.
Styles: I know. Hey, did you catch that latest promo of theirs?
Rage: Yeah, I almost fell asleep in the middle of it. “We’re so good. You don’t even know us.”
Styles: Alchemy, you want to call us rookies because our name isn’t on the roster? Wait, oh yeah it is on the roster! Maybe if you would’ve taken the time to look for “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles or “Wildfire” Johnny Rage. I think before you start spouting off, you are the ones that need to be doing your homework.
Rage: It was absolutely ludicrous for them to think that Im a clone of Kin Habooki. Sure, I learned from him, but you saw me at Battleground, Styles. I whooped up on that tool.
Styles: Its weird isn’t it? How a couple of self proclaimed “veterans” could be making so many rookie mistakes. Gothic Alchemy, its time for you to pull your head out of you’re a** because I don’t just want you to show up and wrestle at Onslaught. No, Vicious and Delicious wants to humiliate you while your at your best. You may HAVE been tag team champs at one time. But listen old timers, that’s in the past, its time for you to face the sultan of smut, the prince of porn, the god of the rod, “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles.
Rage: Don’t worry Alchemy, we’ll be sure to be gentle, while we are putting you in an uncomfortable new position.
The duo look at each other and nod as the camera fades to black with gold letters. “Vicious and Delicious”.
Gt: Well boys it seems that you are just in the business for yourselves huh. How about you start looking for some real competition. Because you found it in us.
Ac: Yeah Rage you think that you are Gods gift to women, well think again.
Gt: You know that Don Juan was a ladies man right. But look at him; he was just a homosexual underneath. It was all just a cover up, just like you.
Ac: Yeah we should call him Don Juan de la Styles instead of Mr. Irresistible.
Gt: We have been around a while, veterans in our own right however V and D you need to look at the large picture. We are going to win. You will be in the new uncomfortable position while in the Alchemic Drop.
Ac: You know what I would like to put them in?
Gt: What is that?
Ac: I would like to put them in a screaming orgasm. Then Styles will know what it is like to be in unnatural position.
Gt: I think that it is time for Styles to pull his head from his A$$ and begin to act his age and not like a hormone raging child. Jeese I have see less hormones on a dog in heat than you Styles. And Vicious my wolves seem more vicious than you and why do you not go and get a good petting and be a good little puppy!
Ac: Hey bro I am sick you bashing these losers. Lets go to the Crown Liquor saloon and have a drink. Sound good?
The camera fades into a shot of a hotel room with all the lights turned off. Suddenly, a loud scream of panic can be heard. The scream continues for a couple seconds before you can make out what the voice is screaming. "STYLES!! HELP ME!! HELP!!!" The lights turn on and "Mr. Irresistible" Johnny Styles is seen standing next to the light switch wearing what appears to be a cap and pajamas similar to those in "Twas The Night Before Christmas". Rage can be seen in his twin sized bed clutching the blankets with both hands and with a look of horror upon his face.
Rage: I had the dream again Johnny...you know, the one with Gothic Alchemy.
Styles: You mean the one where they cut ANOTHER horrible promo?
Rage: No, the other one. Where they said...well..that they want to give us a screaming orgasim while we are in their favorite position.
Styles: Rage, that wasnt a dream, that was their last promo. It seems that they like to call me a homo. Well, it looks like they are just trying to sniff out their own. Sorry boys, but your barking up the wrong tree. I know Im "Irresistible", but come on....er....maybe I should use another word.
Rage: That wasnt very clever, Johnny. Listen Alchemy, you say that V and D dont see the large picture. You claim that the large picture is that your going to beat us? You need to get yourself a new photographer. There are bigger things at risk here. This is the Debut of Gothic Alchemy, as well as Vicious and Delicious. This match is going to set the pace for the rest of your career. So I hope that your ready to preform your science experiments as midcarders, because thats all you really are.
Styles: V and D are going to rise, and rise, until we can shoot our way into a title match.
Rage: Was that supposed to be a sexual enduendo?
Styles: Well, Rage, at least your minds in the right place. Come one, I know this little foriegn place that reminds me of the Boom Boom Room, its right downtown.
Rage: Hey, I bet some of those girls down there might be interested in Alchemy's new position....
Styles: As long as its one of us giving it to em, and not one of them!
Both men smile and nod at eachother, then give the camera a big thumbs up as it fades to black with gold lettering readying "Vicious and Delicious".
You see Goth and Ac sitting in a hotel room watching the last PPV on TV when the phone rings.
Goth: Hello! Why I have not heard this voice in a while. Remember the midget ‘I’m hardcore’ gimmick? Yeah that was funny as hell. Anyway what can I do for you? Really well let me as my brother and see what he says. Hold on just one! Hey bro would you like to wrestle tonight for a benefit boxing club in Dublin?
Ac: Who with?
Gt: An old friend!
Ac: (shrugs his shoulders) Sure anything to get out of this town for a little. I feel a little cooped up.
Gt: Okay it is a match 8 p.m. okay we will be there.
Ac: Who was that?
Gt: Our opponent for tonight.
Ac: Who is this benefiting if not us?
Gt: A club called the AIBA the Armature Irish Boxing Association. They are trying to build a new building to keep up with the demand of students. They think that it will be a big turn out if representatives of the GXW come out and wrestle before Onslaught.
Ac: Sounds fun lets go!
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In a limo you see the Gothic Alchemy and Mystical Illusions in the back talking about their up and coming matches.
MI: I still have not heard from Legend I do hope he is alright. I would be a shame if I win my first match because he does not show!
Gt: He will be there I guarantee it.
Ac: Speaking of opponents what about ours. It seems that all they can promo is trash-talking sessions. V and D we respect you however the all the trash talking is not necessary.
MI: That’s right the only one allowed to trash talk is me. (laughing seriously hard)
Gt: Gentlemen we have a benefit match to think of. Get focused!
Ac: You still have not told me who we are wrestling yet?
Gt: You will see, a giant in his own right.
Ac: No, you do not mean...
Gt: You will see do not give anything away from our fans out there!
MI: Yeah (and points to the camera) and you do not give anything away either right! (as the camera shakes from side to side as Mystical Illusions is smiling greatly)
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A limo pulls up outside the AIBA and a tall hooded figure steps out and walks into the building. Seconds later Gothic Alchemy and Mystical Illusions arrive and exit the car taking time to great the hundreds of fans outside.
MI: My, My I have never seen so many fans at a benefit ever.
Gt: It is a big thing for them, the Irish love there boxing and anytime someone will help improve their facilities they will love!
Ac: I am glad we could help(signing autographs and talking to a lovely lady)
Gt: Well gentlemen our opponent is waiting.
The camera follows GA and MI into the building and they meet up with a tall cloaked man. Goth goes up and give him a manly hug.
Gt: Good to see you again Michael.
HF: You to old friend and who is this newby with you?
MI: My name is Magus Firedancer aka Mystical Illusions nice to meet a superstar that I grew up watching.
Gt: It is almost time to start are we all ready!
MI: Ready but for what! ( shrugging as he follows them into the arena)
Yours by Toby Mac cues up and enter Hellfighter. The crowd cheers and goes wild as Hellfighter makes his way to the ring.
Wait and Bleed by Slipknot cues up and the Gothic Alchemy Walks out with their wolves beside them.
Days go By by Dirty Vegas cues up and Mystical Illusions walks out. He is wearing a ref’s outfit and he is jumping around like he is telling everyone that he is the man!
After a few tie ups Hellfighter gets the advantage. He throws Goth out of the ring and locks the crossface stretch on Ac. Ac cannot hold out for Goth to make it into the ring and after the twenty-minute fight Hellfighter wins by submission.
(back stage after the fight)
Ac: That shower felt well. Anyone hurt?
Gt: No, I am fine
HF: I'm fine as well.
MI: Hell I was not even touched so I am still okay. I wonder what it would feel like being in that submission hold of yours Mike!
HF: Don’t call me Mike! But as Ac.
Ac: I do not feel good if that is what you mean.
MI: Oh, I would like to experience that someday.
Gt: Okay dinner is my treat tonight. What does everyone want?
Ac: Where in Ireland dumbA$$! Lets have some local cooking.
(Magus felling a little rejected up is his charming self in a few minutes!)
HF: Sounds good!
Gt: All rights let’s go.
Sitting in a hole in the wall restaurant they eat and catch up on the last couple of years. until it is time to go home.
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