RE: Just a Tease
::Jonathan Marx is in a psychologists office lying on the couch::
JONATHAN MARX: Anarky, it is pleasure to meet you, I remember watching you on TV when I was in college. You were really something back in the old NGEN.
You are probably right that nobody will remember me a year from now but I just feel lucky to be able to get in the ring with someone of your caliber. Please don't hurt me.
::Marx motions to the GLCW to cut and the camera man is looking at him in stunned belief, camera continues without either guy knowing it::
JONATHAN MARX: I said to cut, that was my promo, let me be.
CAMERA GUY: You can't cut a promo like that, it is admitting defeat.
JONATHAN MARX: King Krusher doesn't like the guy. How bad can he be?
CAMERA GUY: He is Anarky! Do you know how much it would mean to your career to beat Anarky?
JONATHAN MARX: While I'd like to win the title someday, I'm not here for myself. I'm here to reform the league and start an old school revolution. If Anarky kills King Krusher, that makes my job ten times easier.
CAMERA GUY: I can't believe what you are saying. Why would Anarky make a better commish than King Krusher?
JONATHAN MARX: For instance, who wears a leather jacket anymore? That is incredibly 1970s, a period which saw some of the best mat wrestlers ever take wrestling up a notch.
CAMERA GUY: Fine, I can accept that, but what about the talk about how pointless it is that we are all here?
JONATHAN MARX: Here is right, I'm here to give this league meaning, one match at a time. We are all going to die sometime, I'm just here to make a difference when I can. People will remember the name Anarky long after I'm dead.
CAMERA GUY: But, but... he was saying that to take a shot at you....
JONATHAN MARX: He is telling the truth, I can't fault him for that. Plus, he is allowed to say that, Anarky is a legend.
CAMERA GUY: What about him admitting that he has a predisposition to violence?
JONATHAN MARX: I'll retrain Anarky on the finer points of mat work once the revolution takes place. Anarky is a victim of circumstance. He was born into this environment where he was taught that it is better to use your fists than good old fashioned mat wrestling. Once I show him that my style is superior, I'm sure that Anarky will see the error of his follies. If I can get Anarky can get to change his ways, all of Anarky wannabees will all fall into line.
CAMERA GUY: I guess that does make sense, but why do you have to come off as such a puss in your promo?
JONATHAN MARX: Listen son, look at every other promo in this league. They are all saying that they are going to kick the other guy's butt. It gets mind numbing. I have a world of confidence in my abilities and I believe I can beat Anarky, but I don't feel it is necessary in order to achieve my greater goals. How does it look if I put on the Marxism and make all of Anarky's fans cry like a baby? Do you think I want that burden on my chest? Whether I like the history that came before me or not, I don't want to shatter the illusion that all of these wrestling fans have and make them tune out of the product. I want them to fall in love with me and my style of wrestling. You are damn right I'm going to try to beat Anarky, and a man of his advanced age wouldn't be too hard to beat, but I have to do it in a way which makes this sport look good.
CAMERA GUY: ::wipes a tear from eye:: I love you man ::hugs Jonathan::
JONATHAN MARX: I love you to, and I don't want you to worry about your job, there will always be a place for you around here.
CAMERA GUY: Thank you Mr. Marx, and god bless old school wrestling!