Apology

[Angel's Keeper]

I'm going to apologize ahead of time for the promo in the character building section. It was a promo that I had to do to get some stuff off my chest about a former promotion that I worked for and I had no other avenue to talk about it really.

I did mention about Curtis(The manager of Tina Davis) being a homosexual and all that and that is a fact. The manager of the wrestler is a gay male and he has a boyfriend and all that. I also wanted to let EPW know that in the "Stalker" angle or what not that Curtis was backing the fed aand would help in anyway he possibly could even if that meant he had to fight the guy unsanctioned in the parking lot of an arena he'd do it because he believes in the company a lot.

Other than that there will be a promo or two coming for the 4 way with Tina involved and it'll be really soon I promise ya...

Good night!

 

[DBrunkGXW]

Well, the promo stuff is all well and good and all but um...

You don't realize your four way match was on the last show and that the results were already posted?

- Dave, EPW Owner

 

[jediPREZ]

Well, the promo stuff is all well and good and all but um...

You don't realize your four way match was on the last show and that the results were already posted?

- Dave, EPW Owner

Shame on you for asking if anybody reads results, Mr. "Hiroshi arm drags Felix Red...ooh, I've got an email about personal enhancement!"

 

[DBrunkGXW]

I'm generally aware the show already happened, Mr. Katz. Or can I go ahead and post that Ryan vs. Felix Red RP I've been working on?

 

[DizzaHizza]

...Hiroshi arm drags Felix Red...

Hiroshi has offense?

 

[JABolich]

Kin Hiroshi has the manners of a goat.

Davis-handler, only by giving me a body massage will you be absolved from your guilt. Hoom-hoo, Mista' Body Massage Machine. Body massage.

 

[DizzaHizza]

Kin Hiroshi is a 10-foot tall beast man, who bathes in vodka and feeds his children shrimp scampi.

 

[Phenomenal]

Kin Hiroshi is a 10-foot tall beast man, who bathes in vodka and feeds his children shrimp scampi.

I could've sworn it was the other way around. Bathes in Shrimp Scampi and feeds his children vodka.

 

[DizzaHizza]

I once witnessed a video of Kin Hiroshi climbing to the top of Mt. Everest using only a coat hanger and his half-erect penis.

 

[Phenomenal]

I once witnessed a video of Kin Hiroshi climbing to the top of Mt. Everest using only a coat hanger and his half-erect penis.

I just spewed milk out my nose.

 

[Stalker]

I once "personally" witnessed Kin Hiroshi bake a muffin with a hanger and a half erect penis.

 

[EpyonMarx]

Kin Hiroshi is a 10-foot tall beast man, who bathes in vodka and feeds his children shrimp scampi.

Am I the only one who read that as "feeds his children to shrimp scampi"? Anyone?