TSiegel
I spoil things.
(Fadein, a playground in Jacksonville, North Carolina. A familiar figure we all know as Cameron Cruise is seen resting on a bench watching childeren play. He's wearing a pair of black jeans, and a shirt with the words "Pissing off the planet, one person at a time." on the front, and as always, his trademark Anarchy shades.)
CC: It's sometimes mind-boggling how you can take the work that you do, and you can connect it to the simple things in life such as...well say this see-saw here (gestures to a see-saw).
As you can see it takes two people to make what the intended entertainment happen. It goes up one end, goes down the other.
Then there's this slide. You climb up a ladder and let out a JJ Deville-ish shrill as you go down the other end.
Every one of these things have a purpose for entertaining but one: The Merry-Go-Round. You spin around in a circle until you vomit.
I ever wanted to vomit that bad, I'd go watch two good-looking women hoark down Sardines, and put in a Richard Simmons video.
To get to the point of the matter, "Stuff" happens. You win some, you lose some. Get over it, move on.
(Gestures to himself)
Me? I'm movin' on. But you Tom Adler, are in for the ride of your life, because I guarantee this to be a match where someone's going to catching a beating bad enough to vomit. My question to you is this:
Do you really think that I'm going to let that be me?
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CC: It's sometimes mind-boggling how you can take the work that you do, and you can connect it to the simple things in life such as...well say this see-saw here (gestures to a see-saw).
As you can see it takes two people to make what the intended entertainment happen. It goes up one end, goes down the other.
Then there's this slide. You climb up a ladder and let out a JJ Deville-ish shrill as you go down the other end.
Every one of these things have a purpose for entertaining but one: The Merry-Go-Round. You spin around in a circle until you vomit.
I ever wanted to vomit that bad, I'd go watch two good-looking women hoark down Sardines, and put in a Richard Simmons video.
To get to the point of the matter, "Stuff" happens. You win some, you lose some. Get over it, move on.
(Gestures to himself)
Me? I'm movin' on. But you Tom Adler, are in for the ride of your life, because I guarantee this to be a match where someone's going to catching a beating bad enough to vomit. My question to you is this:
Do you really think that I'm going to let that be me?
(fade)