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Bad Company vs. Gothic Alchamy
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Bad Company vs. Gothic Alchamy
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CuseTroy
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What me worry?
V/O: The following is brought to you by Fenton Industries
There are times when one is never enough. When it takes a tandem to do the work. Last Onslaught, the world met a duo so devastating the made the formerly terrifying goth-rock boys called Horror Business lokk like a couple of guys after a bad mosh pit. Now, two up and coming Russians have been placed in their way. Problem? Not in Eddie Fenton's mind.
FADE IN
The scene begins with a montage of the picturesque city of Barcelona, including the former Olympic stadium and the stunning Sagrada Familia cathedral. It ends over the Ramblas, the busiest street in town. At the corner of one block is a sleek black limo parking in front of a beautiful two story, Moorish style house right off the street. A pint-sized driver comes out of the front seat and opens the door, revealing Eddie Fenton and Bad Company. They head into the home and park themselves at the full service bar in the living room. Fenton takes a martini from the bartender and leans back against the bar, the requisite cocky Cheshire grin on his face.
EF: "Well, I must say I'm happy that we signed on with GXW during the European tour. Gives me a chance to stop off at my summer house. It's really a beautiful city, Barcelona, but I never get back here. You know, too busy making billions of dollars a month. But, enough about me. This isn't about how wealthy, successful, and irresistibly handsome Eddie Fenton is. No no, this is about the message we delivered when Victor and Skylar threw the two junkies for a loop when they got in the squared circle at Oslo. Kyle, Paul, did you like that? Was it fun? It was for me. It was just like Student Body Right, we told you we were gonna do it, we did it, and you still couldn't stop it!"
Eddie pulls the olive out of his martini, eats it, and puts the glass down. He walks over to a brown leather easy chair and props himself up against its arm as he pulls out a Cuban cigar and lights it up, taking a puff.
"Where was I? Oh yes, about Bad Company, the Flash and the Tank, being unstoppable. You see, I thought that after the muckety-mucks saw our little demonstration, they might decide to give us a test. Maybe the Assasins, or the Night Cripplers? But, apparently Messrs. Zieba and Dupree enjoy seeing lambs led to the slaughter just as much as the three of us do. So who do they feed to the sharks but a couple of Russian Teddy Bears, Goth and Ac, the Siberian Sissies, er, uh, GothAC Alchemy. I see these two are the product of great Russian public educationing system. Kudos on the spelling kiddies. But now is not the time for orthography class, now is the time for Pain and Suffering 101 with your special guest lecturers "The Flash" Skylar Trace and "Tank" Victor Hendricks. Lesson One: Can you survive The End?"
"It's exceedingly obvious boys. I'm not worried about either one of you. My big Tank right here could powerbomb each of you at the same time. And Skylar? Well, as Agnes Skinner said of the Japanese Mafia, he'll kill you five times before you hit the ground. It's a game of life and death Gothac boys, and you simply don't measure up to the two men to my left. Anything to add boys?"
VH: "Goth, Ac, when you hear the ferocious rumble beneath your feet..."
ST: "...and when the lightning crashes down upon you, you'll know..."
EF: "The End is near. See you soon...COMRADES."
FADE OUT
Disclaimer: Agnes Skinner is property of Matt Groening, Gracie Films, and 20th Century Fox Television. I encountered the Ramblas and the Sagrada Familia in Rick Reilly's "Superspecator: My Olympic Feat" in his book The Life of Reilly. There, I've said it. I am completely and totally absolved! Ha!
V/O: The following is brought to you by Fenton Industries
There are times when one is never enough. When it takes a tandem to do the work. Last Onslaught, the world met a duo so devastating the made the formerly terrifying goth-rock boys called Horror Business lokk like a couple of guys after a bad mosh pit. Now, two up and coming Russians have been placed in their way. Problem? Not in Eddie Fenton's mind.
FADE IN
The scene begins with a montage of the picturesque city of Barcelona, including the former Olympic stadium and the stunning Sagrada Familia cathedral. It ends over the Ramblas, the busiest street in town. At the corner of one block is a sleek black limo parking in front of a beautiful two story, Moorish style house right off the street. A pint-sized driver comes out of the front seat and opens the door, revealing Eddie Fenton and Bad Company. They head into the home and park themselves at the full service bar in the living room. Fenton takes a martini from the bartender and leans back against the bar, the requisite cocky Cheshire grin on his face.
EF: "Well, I must say I'm happy that we signed on with GXW during the European tour. Gives me a chance to stop off at my summer house. It's really a beautiful city, Barcelona, but I never get back here. You know, too busy making billions of dollars a month. But, enough about me. This isn't about how wealthy, successful, and irresistibly handsome Eddie Fenton is. No no, this is about the message we delivered when Victor and Skylar threw the two junkies for a loop when they got in the squared circle at Oslo. Kyle, Paul, did you like that? Was it fun? It was for me. It was just like Student Body Right, we told you we were gonna do it, we did it, and you still couldn't stop it!"
Eddie pulls the olive out of his martini, eats it, and puts the glass down. He walks over to a brown leather easy chair and props himself up against its arm as he pulls out a Cuban cigar and lights it up, taking a puff.
"Where was I? Oh yes, about Bad Company, the Flash and the Tank, being unstoppable. You see, I thought that after the muckety-mucks saw our little demonstration, they might decide to give us a test. Maybe the Assasins, or the Night Cripplers? But, apparently Messrs. Zieba and Dupree enjoy seeing lambs led to the slaughter just as much as the three of us do. So who do they feed to the sharks but a couple of Russian Teddy Bears, Goth and Ac, the Siberian Sissies, er, uh, GothAC Alchemy. I see these two are the product of great Russian public educationing system. Kudos on the spelling kiddies. But now is not the time for orthography class, now is the time for Pain and Suffering 101 with your special guest lecturers "The Flash" Skylar Trace and "Tank" Victor Hendricks. Lesson One: Can you survive The End?"
"It's exceedingly obvious boys. I'm not worried about either one of you. My big Tank right here could powerbomb each of you at the same time. And Skylar? Well, as Agnes Skinner said of the Japanese Mafia, he'll kill you five times before you hit the ground. It's a game of life and death Gothac boys, and you simply don't measure up to the two men to my left. Anything to add boys?"
VH: "Goth, Ac, when you hear the ferocious rumble beneath your feet..."
ST: "...and when the lightning crashes down upon you, you'll know..."
EF: "The End is near. See you soon...COMRADES."
FADE OUT
Disclaimer: Agnes Skinner is property of Matt Groening, Gracie Films, and 20th Century Fox Television. I encountered the Ramblas and the Sagrada Familia in Rick Reilly's "Superspecator: My Olympic Feat" in his book The Life of Reilly. There, I've said it. I am completely and totally absolved! Ha!
Russian Sissie Maker?!?!?!
Fade from black you see Goth, Ac, Mystical Illusions, and Alexia all in a limo touring the sites in Barcelona Spain.
Goth: I tell you guys what, this place in no way remindes me of home!
Ac: No joke, it is just another featureless place.
Mystical Illusions: I think that they are real full of culture. That is one thing that you and they have in common.
Alexia Butler: Hey did you see that promo for the Flash and the Tank. And I thought the Vicious and Delicious were gay. Damn man I am a woman and I would not touch those two with a lepers pole.
Ac: Damn that is funny! Dear I would not want to get on your bad side. By the way have you met up with Lillian recently?
AB: No but I am hoping to talk to her soon.
As she rubs her fist with her hand.
Gt: I do not think they will ever going to give us a serious match. I think that we are fated to square up with touchy feely wanna be's.
Ac: Damn man after our defeat against V and D I am in the mood to kick someones A$$.
Gt: I mean damn man we are vetrens and we are facing the pissants of the federation whows promos are go gay that they have raindows on there fade out screen!
Ac: Hey man they dont really but it is funny imagining it!
AB: You know that it is getting late boys you all need your rest.
MI: You are the best babe!
Gt: You will not get the best of us. We where delt our first defeat by V and D, however it will not happen again! Especally to you two whom are even more gay than them!
FTB
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for the severe GOTHAC A$$ WHOOPIN that you will recieve on Onslaught!
Fade from black you see Goth, Ac, Mystical Illusions, and Alexia all in a limo touring the sites in Barcelona Spain.
Goth: I tell you guys what, this place in no way remindes me of home!
Ac: No joke, it is just another featureless place.
Mystical Illusions: I think that they are real full of culture. That is one thing that you and they have in common.
Alexia Butler: Hey did you see that promo for the Flash and the Tank. And I thought the Vicious and Delicious were gay. Damn man I am a woman and I would not touch those two with a lepers pole.
Ac: Damn that is funny! Dear I would not want to get on your bad side. By the way have you met up with Lillian recently?
AB: No but I am hoping to talk to her soon.
As she rubs her fist with her hand.
Gt: I do not think they will ever going to give us a serious match. I think that we are fated to square up with touchy feely wanna be's.
Ac: Damn man after our defeat against V and D I am in the mood to kick someones A$$.
Gt: I mean damn man we are vetrens and we are facing the pissants of the federation whows promos are go gay that they have raindows on there fade out screen!
Ac: Hey man they dont really but it is funny imagining it!
AB: You know that it is getting late boys you all need your rest.
MI: You are the best babe!
Gt: You will not get the best of us. We where delt our first defeat by V and D, however it will not happen again! Especally to you two whom are even more gay than them!
FTB
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for the severe GOTHAC A$$ WHOOPIN that you will recieve on Onslaught!
CuseTroy
League Member
UnReality TV
The following is a paid presentation brought to you by Edward C. Fenton III and Fenton Aerospace Industries. F.A.I.: The only word in aerospace design.
FADE IN
The camera fades in on what looks like a combination of a TV wrestling studio and the set for "The Price is Right". It looks like someone sprung for the total package when they bought this get up. Heck, even Rod Roddy, sequined suit and all, sits up in the booth with a microphone. Panning around the studio, we see a packed audience, mostly college age men, but there are several older guys and women as well.
RR: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for..."
Suddenly, Rod's microphone is cut off as Eddie Fenton, dressed to the nines in a Versace suit, steps out on to the stage.
EF: "As Rod was saying, it's time for the world's hottest new game show, 'JOE Tag Team'!!! That's right, today we'll throw two people together as a tag team and see if they can take down the JOE world champions and win...a new car! So Rod, do your friggin job and tell the idiots in TV land what two ingrates get beat up next."
RR: It's Goth, and Ac!!!
Two slightly paunchy, balding, fortysomething males walk down the aisle. "Goth" tries desperately to hide the chocolate bar he was eating while "Ac" shoves the remainder of an Egg McMuffin down his gullet.
EF: "Hmm. How interesting. Ladies and gentlemen in our live studio audience, the Russian Teddy Bears are today's challengers. Now, let's meet the champions!"
Cue Up: "Bad Company" by Bad Company as "The Flash" Skylar Trace and Vic "Tank" Hendricks step into the ring on stage right. The crowd boos profusely.
EF: "Oh, shut up you idiots. You couldn't take these two if they were dead. Now, lambs to the slaughter, I mean contestants, make your way to the graveyard, I mean ring. Now, let me explain the rules. If you can last 2 minutes, you each win a shiny new Gremlin. Now, come out fighting at the sound of the ding dong."
"Goth" charges at Skylar, who simply moves out of the way. He runs face first into Tank Hendricks's back and falls down unconscious.
EF: "Oooooh, that's a nasty fall for Siberian Sissie number one. Now Ac makes his way in, he and Skylar Trace are the legal men. Attempted clothesline by Ac, countered into a vicious sleeperhold drop! Flash picks up Ac, irish whips him into the far ropes and hits him with one of his patented roundhouse combinations! Trace walks over and tags the Tank, who enters with 1:15 remaining on the clock. Ac staggers to his feet, and is dropped right back down with one right hand from the big man! Mama, that's gonna hurt later! Hendricks has him up, and there's the Final Shot powerbomb! Trace is tagged in, goes to the top, I don't believe he's about to try this! Without a Trace! Reverse Shooting Star Press! Sensational move on the teddy bear! Bad Company now sets up Ac, and it's The End! 1..2..3. Elementary at that point. The Russian dimwits never had a shot. You're winners and still champions, BAD COMPANY!!!
Cut to: 5 minutes later, after the show has wrapped.
EF: "Now, that was fun, wasn't it? Gothac Alchemy, I hope you're watching this, cause you've just seen exactly what we'll do to you, in Technicolor HDTV with Dolby Digital stereo surround sound. Now that little exhibition, that was just a jest, but when it comes to our little tete a tete at Onslaught in this here city of Barcelona, it'll be all too real and all too painful for the two of you. We told Carson and Zombie and then they felt it at the Oslo Spektrum. Now we're telling you, your buddy on the 24/7 acid trip, and you're she-male girlfriend, that your presence here is nothing more than a stepping stone, another rung on the ladder to our ultimate domination of Global Xtreme Wrestling."
"Goth, Ac, Acid Boy, she-beast, none of your itty bitty cabal actually thinks that you have a snowball's chance of lasting in the ring with Vic and Sky. Nobody's done it yet, and nobody ever will. And that doesn't just go for Gothac Alchemy, this message is for the Assasins, the Night Cripplers, and especially our current tag team champions, the Monsta Boyz. Buff, Fat, my boys may be stuck against a couple of second raters right now, but as soon as you two get out of that Cell of Destruction, we'll be right outside the door waiting for you. So GXW tags, watch your backs. And Goth, Ac, get ready to watch the beauty of the ceiling, because there's no doubt that The End for you is here. Adios, chumps."
FADE OUT
The following is a paid presentation brought to you by Edward C. Fenton III and Fenton Aerospace Industries. F.A.I.: The only word in aerospace design.
FADE IN
The camera fades in on what looks like a combination of a TV wrestling studio and the set for "The Price is Right". It looks like someone sprung for the total package when they bought this get up. Heck, even Rod Roddy, sequined suit and all, sits up in the booth with a microphone. Panning around the studio, we see a packed audience, mostly college age men, but there are several older guys and women as well.
RR: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for..."
Suddenly, Rod's microphone is cut off as Eddie Fenton, dressed to the nines in a Versace suit, steps out on to the stage.
EF: "As Rod was saying, it's time for the world's hottest new game show, 'JOE Tag Team'!!! That's right, today we'll throw two people together as a tag team and see if they can take down the JOE world champions and win...a new car! So Rod, do your friggin job and tell the idiots in TV land what two ingrates get beat up next."
RR: It's Goth, and Ac!!!
Two slightly paunchy, balding, fortysomething males walk down the aisle. "Goth" tries desperately to hide the chocolate bar he was eating while "Ac" shoves the remainder of an Egg McMuffin down his gullet.
EF: "Hmm. How interesting. Ladies and gentlemen in our live studio audience, the Russian Teddy Bears are today's challengers. Now, let's meet the champions!"
Cue Up: "Bad Company" by Bad Company as "The Flash" Skylar Trace and Vic "Tank" Hendricks step into the ring on stage right. The crowd boos profusely.
EF: "Oh, shut up you idiots. You couldn't take these two if they were dead. Now, lambs to the slaughter, I mean contestants, make your way to the graveyard, I mean ring. Now, let me explain the rules. If you can last 2 minutes, you each win a shiny new Gremlin. Now, come out fighting at the sound of the ding dong."
"Goth" charges at Skylar, who simply moves out of the way. He runs face first into Tank Hendricks's back and falls down unconscious.
EF: "Oooooh, that's a nasty fall for Siberian Sissie number one. Now Ac makes his way in, he and Skylar Trace are the legal men. Attempted clothesline by Ac, countered into a vicious sleeperhold drop! Flash picks up Ac, irish whips him into the far ropes and hits him with one of his patented roundhouse combinations! Trace walks over and tags the Tank, who enters with 1:15 remaining on the clock. Ac staggers to his feet, and is dropped right back down with one right hand from the big man! Mama, that's gonna hurt later! Hendricks has him up, and there's the Final Shot powerbomb! Trace is tagged in, goes to the top, I don't believe he's about to try this! Without a Trace! Reverse Shooting Star Press! Sensational move on the teddy bear! Bad Company now sets up Ac, and it's The End! 1..2..3. Elementary at that point. The Russian dimwits never had a shot. You're winners and still champions, BAD COMPANY!!!
Cut to: 5 minutes later, after the show has wrapped.
EF: "Now, that was fun, wasn't it? Gothac Alchemy, I hope you're watching this, cause you've just seen exactly what we'll do to you, in Technicolor HDTV with Dolby Digital stereo surround sound. Now that little exhibition, that was just a jest, but when it comes to our little tete a tete at Onslaught in this here city of Barcelona, it'll be all too real and all too painful for the two of you. We told Carson and Zombie and then they felt it at the Oslo Spektrum. Now we're telling you, your buddy on the 24/7 acid trip, and you're she-male girlfriend, that your presence here is nothing more than a stepping stone, another rung on the ladder to our ultimate domination of Global Xtreme Wrestling."
"Goth, Ac, Acid Boy, she-beast, none of your itty bitty cabal actually thinks that you have a snowball's chance of lasting in the ring with Vic and Sky. Nobody's done it yet, and nobody ever will. And that doesn't just go for Gothac Alchemy, this message is for the Assasins, the Night Cripplers, and especially our current tag team champions, the Monsta Boyz. Buff, Fat, my boys may be stuck against a couple of second raters right now, but as soon as you two get out of that Cell of Destruction, we'll be right outside the door waiting for you. So GXW tags, watch your backs. And Goth, Ac, get ready to watch the beauty of the ceiling, because there's no doubt that The End for you is here. Adios, chumps."
FADE OUT
Unlike super dorks!!!
Fade from black
You see Goth and Ac sitting in a small diner in Barcelona Spain and they were just informed of the last promo cut pertaining to there match.
Gt: You now what brother, this new tag team is really pissing me off. First Russian Sissies and now we are fat slobs. Well I do not know what he is talking about but I am far from a fat slob!
Goth takes off is shirt to reveal is chisseled body.
Ac: You are right, something has to be done about these two idoits. They think they are ready for the Moster Boyz or the Assassins. I give those guys respect they know what it is like to compete and someday we will have our chance to battle them in combat. But for now we are thrown the trash, we have not had but one worthy opponent since our return almost six months ago.
Gt: Now what do these panzy wanna be think they are. Some super human super heroes. Hah, You are just another gay duo with spandex looking for another easy mark. You will not find that here. You will be victim to the lethal Alchemaic Drop. Flash you can run but eventually you will fall. Tank you may be a big boy but even you will hurt with a good hit! It is all up to chance who will be victorious. And I have a feeling that it will be me!
Ac: You are our second match upon returning and we lost the first. I do not know how but we did, however we do not plan on making that mistake twice!
Gt: Have a nice night genetlemen and sweet dreams!!
Fade to black}>
Fade from black
You see Goth and Ac sitting in a small diner in Barcelona Spain and they were just informed of the last promo cut pertaining to there match.
Gt: You now what brother, this new tag team is really pissing me off. First Russian Sissies and now we are fat slobs. Well I do not know what he is talking about but I am far from a fat slob!
Goth takes off is shirt to reveal is chisseled body.
Ac: You are right, something has to be done about these two idoits. They think they are ready for the Moster Boyz or the Assassins. I give those guys respect they know what it is like to compete and someday we will have our chance to battle them in combat. But for now we are thrown the trash, we have not had but one worthy opponent since our return almost six months ago.
Gt: Now what do these panzy wanna be think they are. Some super human super heroes. Hah, You are just another gay duo with spandex looking for another easy mark. You will not find that here. You will be victim to the lethal Alchemaic Drop. Flash you can run but eventually you will fall. Tank you may be a big boy but even you will hurt with a good hit! It is all up to chance who will be victorious. And I have a feeling that it will be me!
Ac: You are our second match upon returning and we lost the first. I do not know how but we did, however we do not plan on making that mistake twice!
Gt: Have a nice night genetlemen and sweet dreams!!
Fade to black}>
Gowing pains
Fade from black you see Goth and Ac sitting in a small dressing room with the wolves.
Ac: Good to see you again. We always welcome the GXW cameras. We have some things we need to say. To Flash and Tank, we applogize for any offence we have bestowed apon you in our last promos. It is just a way for us to get under you nails so to speak.
Gt: This time of growth is painfull for us but realize that some people can be hurt with words.
Goth then takes a knee on the floor and and starts petting his wolves.
Gt: You see I respect you like I do these wolves. These are the same wolves that saved my life some years ago. I would hate to loose one of them but that is the nature of life. As lossing is the nature of wrestling but also the same for winning. Wether we win or loose we will be here to fight. We do not owe it to ourseves or to you guys, or the GXW for that matter. We owe it to the fans, the ones who stand an applaude for us when we enter the ring. Since leaveing the EWI we have lost site of that and winning was our sole purpose. But know we know it is all for the fans who spend there hard earned money to come and see us and come to see you and even the Great Monster Boyz the Tag Champions. That is who we owe it to, and that is who we wrestle for. We are not people champions, we are fan champions. A fan champion is one who come out time and time agian to fight. Win or loose he acknowleges the out come and thanks the crowd for there support.
Ac: There are those of us who lost sight of that here in the GXW. Winning and obtaining the belts is all they could think of. We do not care if we have the belts. We only care to please the fans that line up for hours to buy tickets to see us. And that is who we wrestle for. To all of our fans out there, Thank you and we hope to see you again for more GXW action.
Fade to black as you see Wolven Eyes and the Gothac Alchemy fade from the screen.
Fade from black you see Goth and Ac sitting in a small dressing room with the wolves.
Ac: Good to see you again. We always welcome the GXW cameras. We have some things we need to say. To Flash and Tank, we applogize for any offence we have bestowed apon you in our last promos. It is just a way for us to get under you nails so to speak.
Gt: This time of growth is painfull for us but realize that some people can be hurt with words.
Goth then takes a knee on the floor and and starts petting his wolves.
Gt: You see I respect you like I do these wolves. These are the same wolves that saved my life some years ago. I would hate to loose one of them but that is the nature of life. As lossing is the nature of wrestling but also the same for winning. Wether we win or loose we will be here to fight. We do not owe it to ourseves or to you guys, or the GXW for that matter. We owe it to the fans, the ones who stand an applaude for us when we enter the ring. Since leaveing the EWI we have lost site of that and winning was our sole purpose. But know we know it is all for the fans who spend there hard earned money to come and see us and come to see you and even the Great Monster Boyz the Tag Champions. That is who we owe it to, and that is who we wrestle for. We are not people champions, we are fan champions. A fan champion is one who come out time and time agian to fight. Win or loose he acknowleges the out come and thanks the crowd for there support.
Ac: There are those of us who lost sight of that here in the GXW. Winning and obtaining the belts is all they could think of. We do not care if we have the belts. We only care to please the fans that line up for hours to buy tickets to see us. And that is who we wrestle for. To all of our fans out there, Thank you and we hope to see you again for more GXW action.
Fade to black as you see Wolven Eyes and the Gothac Alchemy fade from the screen.