Evil James
League Member
Backstage, Ash Plato is getting ready by warming up in the hallway when a large man with blonde hair and is wearing a suit. He is flanked by another man with short blonde hair who is also in a suit. They walk over to him, smiling as they stop in front of him. Ash just gives them a look. No expression on his face whatsoever.
He does recognize the larger man. His name is Biff Busey and he’s a wrestler from NFW. Apparently he is related to the actor Gary Busey. The man behind him is unknown to Ash but is looking him over. Biff smiles.
Biff: Hello Ash. We know who you are and we’d like for you to join our team.
Ash raises an eyebrow.
Ash: And what team is that?
Biff: Well it’s top secret.
Ash: A top secret team, eh? What? Do you guys work for the government or something?
Biff starts to answer but then the other man comes over. He looks at Ash and has a disgusted look on his face.
Man: We’re a team of normal people. We’re honest men who tell it like it is. We don’t pander to these Neanderthals and parasites in this audience and we’re not freaks like the ones that infest the rings of wrestling federations all over this world. We’re normal human beings who are stuck living in an insane world filled with liars and hypocrites like the fans.
Ash: Really? I was not aware of that.
The Man has a really slimy smile on his face now.
Man: We’re just normal guys that you would see walking down the street everyday, not costumed hypocrites like the ones you see on television every week. Delusional nutcases whose only joy in life is pleasing the liars and parasites that make up the viewing audience.
Biff: In other words, we keep it real because we’re keeping it real.
Ash is completely disinterested at this point.
Ash: Riiiiiiggghhhhttttt…
Biff looks angry.
Biff: FINE! BE A LITTLE ****! I DON’T CARE! I thought you were a normal guy like us, BUT NOOOOO!
The other man looks even angrier.
Man: YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER HYPOCRITE!
They turn and leave as Ash shrugs his shoulders and continues warming up like nothing ever happened.
He does recognize the larger man. His name is Biff Busey and he’s a wrestler from NFW. Apparently he is related to the actor Gary Busey. The man behind him is unknown to Ash but is looking him over. Biff smiles.
Biff: Hello Ash. We know who you are and we’d like for you to join our team.
Ash raises an eyebrow.
Ash: And what team is that?
Biff: Well it’s top secret.
Ash: A top secret team, eh? What? Do you guys work for the government or something?
Biff starts to answer but then the other man comes over. He looks at Ash and has a disgusted look on his face.
Man: We’re a team of normal people. We’re honest men who tell it like it is. We don’t pander to these Neanderthals and parasites in this audience and we’re not freaks like the ones that infest the rings of wrestling federations all over this world. We’re normal human beings who are stuck living in an insane world filled with liars and hypocrites like the fans.
Ash: Really? I was not aware of that.
The Man has a really slimy smile on his face now.
Man: We’re just normal guys that you would see walking down the street everyday, not costumed hypocrites like the ones you see on television every week. Delusional nutcases whose only joy in life is pleasing the liars and parasites that make up the viewing audience.
Biff: In other words, we keep it real because we’re keeping it real.
Ash is completely disinterested at this point.
Ash: Riiiiiiggghhhhttttt…
Biff looks angry.
Biff: FINE! BE A LITTLE ****! I DON’T CARE! I thought you were a normal guy like us, BUT NOOOOO!
The other man looks even angrier.
Man: YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER HYPOCRITE!
They turn and leave as Ash shrugs his shoulders and continues warming up like nothing ever happened.
