BLACK DAWN: Entourage vs. Blitz - World Tag Team Titles
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[FADE IN. Sitting behind his desk, Leonard Johnson is reading the newspaper. He has the radio on. A song is fading out, as another fades in]
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
Wenn getanzt wird will ich führen
Auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht
Lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren
Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht
Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
Ich kenne Schritte die sehr nützen
Und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen
Und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss
Weiß noch nicht dass er tanzen muss
Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Ich werde euch die Richtung zeigen
Nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
We're all living in Amerika
Coca-Cola, Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
I don't sing my mother tongue
No, this is not a love song
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
We're all living in Amerika
Coca-Cola, sometimes war
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
DJ: That was Rammstein there with Amerika here on KBBFL. We’re just gonna take a quick break, but when we come back, we’ve got some news for all you football fans that’s gonna blow you away.
[Leonard, having heard enough, presses a button on a remote, and the radio switches off. Carefully, he closes the paper, before folding it and putting it in his bag. Sighing, he looks straight at the camera]
LJ: Another Pay Per View event. Black Dawn, here again. Max and Jecht against De La Rossi and Zoltan for the World Tag Team Titles, a title that has changed hands at each and every pay per view event.
Dan Ryan has got to be kidding me. He’s putting Blitz against a team which has nothing. A team which has no identity as a team except having sympathy from someone who they think should mean something to people. Two men who have the collective intelligence of a dodo.
I thought there would be some competition. Three tag teams weren’t enough to take the titles from Blitz. One certainly doesn’t have a chance.
Ah – but I hear you people. The last time Blitz and the non-entities were in the same ring, they were standing tall over us. A sneak attack will do that. At Russian Roulette, they actually showed all they are capable of.
Cowardice.
De La Rossi and Zoltan, two men who the papers are claiming as tremendous athletes, had to attack Blitz after a tornado tag team elimination match against Priest and Eisenkreuz, Sands and Troy, and the Cameron Cruise Project. They needed the advantage that Blitz would be tired, and they attacked from behind.
Pathetic.
But, they are the number one contenders to the titles currently occupying the waists of Max and Jecht. So, unfortunately, you fans are going to have to sit through the results of hours of takes of the two of them trying to get heavily scripted dialogue right. Zoltan will no doubt talk about his muscles.
The bigger the muscle, Zoltan, the easier it is for Max and Jecht. Your calves can be as large as you want them to be. They’re useless when the tendons and ligaments are snapped clean from the bone, something that is very easy to do against a man your size.
And De La Rossi? He’ll likely put together a tape trying to sound political. It’s a shame, all these politics in wrestling. Politics means the wrestling is often overlooked, because the media focuses on the so-called ‘shocking’ statements a wrestler may or may not have made. Talking about politics is a way for an inadequate and irrelevant performer to try and disguise their ineptitudes.
The two of them couldn’t make this any easier for Blitz.
Black Dawn is a challenge, a test for the greatest team on the circuit. Can Blitz become the first team to walk out of two successive pay per view events with the tag team gold around their waists?
Against the men Ryan’s got them facing, I don’t foresee any difficulties. The longest serving team on the roster, the duo that has tagged together for several years, are more of a team, more of a unit than their opponents. De La Rossi makes up for Zoltan’s lack of speed, and Zoltan makes up for his partners weakness. Max and Jecht complete the package in the ring – both are agile, both are powerful. Take away one of the Entourage, and they become less than either of Blitz. Speed without power is as useless as power without speed.
Take away one of the two, and both will fall.
At Black Dawn, the two of them can try all they want. Those belts – they’re not leaving with you. All you will have is someone elses name, as you try to make an impact in this industry.
One day, maybe you will.
Black Dawn is not that day.
[FADE OUT]
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
Wenn getanzt wird will ich führen
Auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht
Lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren
Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht
Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
Ich kenne Schritte die sehr nützen
Und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen
Und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss
Weiß noch nicht dass er tanzen muss
Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Ich werde euch die Richtung zeigen
Nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
We're all living in Amerika
Coca-Cola, Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
I don't sing my mother tongue
No, this is not a love song
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
We're all living in Amerika
Coca-Cola, sometimes war
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
DJ: That was Rammstein there with Amerika here on KBBFL. We’re just gonna take a quick break, but when we come back, we’ve got some news for all you football fans that’s gonna blow you away.
[Leonard, having heard enough, presses a button on a remote, and the radio switches off. Carefully, he closes the paper, before folding it and putting it in his bag. Sighing, he looks straight at the camera]
LJ: Another Pay Per View event. Black Dawn, here again. Max and Jecht against De La Rossi and Zoltan for the World Tag Team Titles, a title that has changed hands at each and every pay per view event.
Dan Ryan has got to be kidding me. He’s putting Blitz against a team which has nothing. A team which has no identity as a team except having sympathy from someone who they think should mean something to people. Two men who have the collective intelligence of a dodo.
I thought there would be some competition. Three tag teams weren’t enough to take the titles from Blitz. One certainly doesn’t have a chance.
Ah – but I hear you people. The last time Blitz and the non-entities were in the same ring, they were standing tall over us. A sneak attack will do that. At Russian Roulette, they actually showed all they are capable of.
Cowardice.
De La Rossi and Zoltan, two men who the papers are claiming as tremendous athletes, had to attack Blitz after a tornado tag team elimination match against Priest and Eisenkreuz, Sands and Troy, and the Cameron Cruise Project. They needed the advantage that Blitz would be tired, and they attacked from behind.
Pathetic.
But, they are the number one contenders to the titles currently occupying the waists of Max and Jecht. So, unfortunately, you fans are going to have to sit through the results of hours of takes of the two of them trying to get heavily scripted dialogue right. Zoltan will no doubt talk about his muscles.
The bigger the muscle, Zoltan, the easier it is for Max and Jecht. Your calves can be as large as you want them to be. They’re useless when the tendons and ligaments are snapped clean from the bone, something that is very easy to do against a man your size.
And De La Rossi? He’ll likely put together a tape trying to sound political. It’s a shame, all these politics in wrestling. Politics means the wrestling is often overlooked, because the media focuses on the so-called ‘shocking’ statements a wrestler may or may not have made. Talking about politics is a way for an inadequate and irrelevant performer to try and disguise their ineptitudes.
The two of them couldn’t make this any easier for Blitz.
Black Dawn is a challenge, a test for the greatest team on the circuit. Can Blitz become the first team to walk out of two successive pay per view events with the tag team gold around their waists?
Against the men Ryan’s got them facing, I don’t foresee any difficulties. The longest serving team on the roster, the duo that has tagged together for several years, are more of a team, more of a unit than their opponents. De La Rossi makes up for Zoltan’s lack of speed, and Zoltan makes up for his partners weakness. Max and Jecht complete the package in the ring – both are agile, both are powerful. Take away one of the Entourage, and they become less than either of Blitz. Speed without power is as useless as power without speed.
Take away one of the two, and both will fall.
At Black Dawn, the two of them can try all they want. Those belts – they’re not leaving with you. All you will have is someone elses name, as you try to make an impact in this industry.
One day, maybe you will.
Black Dawn is not that day.
[FADE OUT]
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(CUT TO: August De La Rossi, his hair in dreads, wearing a Les Savvy Fey tour T-Shirt. Behind him, back to the camera wearing a blue and gold unitard with matching fringe, pants cut at the knee to show off his calf muscles, is the newly dubbed Z.! Behind them is a backdrop that reads ENTOURAGE ala the Hollywood sign in LA.)
AUGUST: Well, I wasn't planning on doing this. I wasn't planning on doing any promo work for the... (snickers) EPW. Why? Because, frankly, this promotion doesn't deserve to have someone of my charcter, intelligence, wit and charm speaking on its airwaves. This promotion doesn't deserve to broadcast a man who has the best calf muscles the world has ever witnessed. This promotion doesn't deserve any of that.
But, y'see, Dan Ryan keeps on text messaging me and hitting up Z.! on his Blackberry. They need tickets sold for this pay-per-view. They need the rub that only The Entourage... along with our mentor, the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion Troy Windham... can give us. I mean, it was only, what, at our PPV debut when they told the world the person in lame masked man gimmick 234334 of the decade was The Epitome, only to show everyone that the new world champion was some b*tch with a bad perm.
Well, EPW brass, you can untie the bundle in your panties. Troy Windham won't dirty himself by stepping foot in this promotion but his right hand men... Z.! and August De La Rossi are here. And what we're going to do is take the EPW World Tag Team titles from the no-names currently holding them.
Now, on to the champs. As you know, I am a man who believes in using this forum to address my political views. I have felt that life in George Bush's AmeriKKKa has led to inequality. People who grew up poor or stupid or poor and stupid don't have a chance unless someone gives them an opportunity. Blitz, I am glad someone gave you the opportunity to not work the menial jobs where you would be toiling. I am glad someone gave you a chance to wrestle in front of... forty, fifty people once a month as opposed to cleaning up the locker rooms of a real promotion like the CSWA or the NFW, a slightly better promotion than this one. It's good you have the opportunity because it is inspiring to know that, once given a chance, two retarded deaf-mutes CAN acheive something.
But those belts, boys, belong to me and Z.! You see, we will inspire even MORE people. Z.!'s calf muscles will reflect brightly in the gold. And I can use those belts to inform even more people about the injustices facing the Zapatista movement and about the impending invasion the US Army has of Hugo Chavez's Venezuela. I will use our belts to help garner my column in AdBusters space NEAR the front as opposed to in the middle, where it currently sits. I will use our belts to, if you can believe it, increase the fame of The Entourage to even greater heights.
We will be champions whom the EPW fans may not like but they will admire. Because we will be the first champions in this promotion to have the ability to speak in coherent sentences, the first champions to know what it's like to eat at a restaurant that is not a corporate chain, the first champions to not assist in the transport of the EPW wrestling ring.
And, most importantly, we will be champions who listen to, y'know, good music as opposed to the retread faux metal of Rammstein. What, you couldn't find a Spin Doctors album to use as intro music?
Alas, at Black Dawn, we will take the EPW World Tag Team titles and we will bring even more gold home for The Entourage. This is OUR world... and you're just living in it. (FTB)
AUGUST: Well, I wasn't planning on doing this. I wasn't planning on doing any promo work for the... (snickers) EPW. Why? Because, frankly, this promotion doesn't deserve to have someone of my charcter, intelligence, wit and charm speaking on its airwaves. This promotion doesn't deserve to broadcast a man who has the best calf muscles the world has ever witnessed. This promotion doesn't deserve any of that.
But, y'see, Dan Ryan keeps on text messaging me and hitting up Z.! on his Blackberry. They need tickets sold for this pay-per-view. They need the rub that only The Entourage... along with our mentor, the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion Troy Windham... can give us. I mean, it was only, what, at our PPV debut when they told the world the person in lame masked man gimmick 234334 of the decade was The Epitome, only to show everyone that the new world champion was some b*tch with a bad perm.
Well, EPW brass, you can untie the bundle in your panties. Troy Windham won't dirty himself by stepping foot in this promotion but his right hand men... Z.! and August De La Rossi are here. And what we're going to do is take the EPW World Tag Team titles from the no-names currently holding them.
Now, on to the champs. As you know, I am a man who believes in using this forum to address my political views. I have felt that life in George Bush's AmeriKKKa has led to inequality. People who grew up poor or stupid or poor and stupid don't have a chance unless someone gives them an opportunity. Blitz, I am glad someone gave you the opportunity to not work the menial jobs where you would be toiling. I am glad someone gave you a chance to wrestle in front of... forty, fifty people once a month as opposed to cleaning up the locker rooms of a real promotion like the CSWA or the NFW, a slightly better promotion than this one. It's good you have the opportunity because it is inspiring to know that, once given a chance, two retarded deaf-mutes CAN acheive something.
But those belts, boys, belong to me and Z.! You see, we will inspire even MORE people. Z.!'s calf muscles will reflect brightly in the gold. And I can use those belts to inform even more people about the injustices facing the Zapatista movement and about the impending invasion the US Army has of Hugo Chavez's Venezuela. I will use our belts to help garner my column in AdBusters space NEAR the front as opposed to in the middle, where it currently sits. I will use our belts to, if you can believe it, increase the fame of The Entourage to even greater heights.
We will be champions whom the EPW fans may not like but they will admire. Because we will be the first champions in this promotion to have the ability to speak in coherent sentences, the first champions to know what it's like to eat at a restaurant that is not a corporate chain, the first champions to not assist in the transport of the EPW wrestling ring.
And, most importantly, we will be champions who listen to, y'know, good music as opposed to the retread faux metal of Rammstein. What, you couldn't find a Spin Doctors album to use as intro music?
Alas, at Black Dawn, we will take the EPW World Tag Team titles and we will bring even more gold home for The Entourage. This is OUR world... and you're just living in it. (FTB)
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A hunter at sleep catches no prey
[FADE IN. Max and Jecht are training in the weights room made available to all EPW wrestlers at the Madison Square Garden]
Jecht: I wonder if they're gonna show up.
Max: Who?
Jecht: Windham's lapdogs.
Max: Ich weiss es nicht. I have yet to even see them appear on the Television to give the fans a headache. Maybe they are less intelligent than Leonard gave them credit for?
Jecht: Would never surprise me. The last time I saw people that moronic was the Monsta Boyz when they did that one off here.
Max: Ja, oder Covert Ops, oder Doe and Lohrigan.
Jecht: Maybe one day, Dan will take Leonard's advice and implement an IQ test. Lord knows this place needs one.
Max: At least it will be a sell-out crowd tonight.
Jecht: Always good to work in front of a full-house. When did this place sell out again?
Max: The day tickets went on sale.
Jecht: Should be interesting.
[Just then, an EPW techie walks into the shot]
Techie: Excuse me guys, Mr Johnson sent me. He wants you two to get changed and meet him in staging area B.
Max: Warum?
Techie: Excuse me?
Jecht: Why?
Techie: Oh. Because De La Rossi and Zoltan have just sent their tape in.
Jecht: I was wondering how long they were going to keep everyone waiting. Has Dan said anything about their delay?
Techie: Dunno. If I know Dan though he's not happy - he never thought it fair on the fans for the wrestlers to hold back on promotional work this long.
Max: OK, ok. Tell Mr Johnson we'll be there in zwanzig minuten.
[The techie looks baffled]
Jecht: Twenty minutes.
[The techie walks out of shot, looking for Leonard again. FADE OUT]
How predictable.
[FADE IN. Standing in front of a Black Dawn logo, stand Max and Jecht of Blitz, dressed ready to wrestle, the tag team title belts over their shoulders looking resplendent. Between them stands Leonard Johnson, who for once seems to have actually spent money on his suit, itself looking immaculate]
LJ: I thought it would take you time and effort to put together a sentence. I just never imagined you would take quite this long. You've finally decided to put to the world, your words. At the last minute.
I'm sorry to say, friend, that tickets for Black Dawn sold out far in advance of you putting that little tape together - unless Dan Ryan's financial department are fiddling the books. This isn't some two-bit operation like the other companies you mentioned. This is Empire Pro Wrestling, where the best rise to the top, and the rest, like you, hide in shame at your own ineptitude.
I have said it before, I wish Dan would insist on an intelligence test for his wrestlers. At least something to ensure they can read and use a computer to scout their opponents. Then again, what would one expect from a man who obviously has a fascination with the inner-workings of one of the most racist organisations on this planet? The amount he stutters when he says America makes one wonder if in a past life he was a Grand Dragon of that organisation.
Not that it matters. The non-entities have no chance of taking the belts.
[Leonard reaches inside his jacket, pulling out an envelope. Opening it, he removes a sheet of paper, folded neatly. After unfolding it, he shows it to the camera, motioning it to zoom in. This is what it says –
August De La Rossi grew up the son of a prominent South Florida commercial real estate developer. August attended the finest private and prep schools and had everything one could ask for in life. Except, however, he was not happy. Disaffected as a teenager, August became attracted to punk rock, radical left wing politics and the world of modern art. Having flunked out of several rich-kid colleges and art schools, August now chases his other love -- the world of professional wrestling, where he hopes to use as a stepping stone to help influence the world with his political views.
August has used his family's connections to get an "in" in both Hollywood and pro wrestling -- that as the lackey/protégé of wrestling legend, actor and playboy Troy Windham. So far, he has proven himself to be very smug, condescending and annoying.
Not much is known about The Mysterious Zoltan. One half of Troy Windham's Entourage, the jet setting Windham claims to have found Zoltan serving as a bar bouncer at a posh nightclub on the Mediterranean island of Ibiza -- or, perhaps in Thailand, or in Naples.
What is known about Zoltan is this. He's very large and intimidating. His head is bald aside from the letter Z shaved on each side. He is always shirtless, oiled and flexing his muscles. He wears giant ancient Roman-style chains around his neck (The Unchained Beast is his other nickname) and inexplicably wears furry boots.
Credit: Empire Pro Wrestling, http://www.fwrestling.com/host/EmpirePro/roster.html
Leonard folds the paper after thirty seconds, placing it back in the envelope]
LJ: You know, it's rather a shame that someone with your background cannot even do basic research, Rossi. When you've watched this tape, rewind it and pause for the six hours it will take someone with your mental capacity to type in the web address where you can see the Empire Pro roster. You should also invest in tapes - the things you claim you'll be the first to do have already been done. By each and every single team to hold these belts. How sad - you're over eighteen months behind the times. Fighting under a has-been will do that to you.
I could catalogue the errors you made in your attempt at a promotional vignette, but I would be here all day. Suffice to say, if that is the best you can come up with - then not even Derek Stolz would have any difficulty against you.
Black Dawn is supposed to be a mega-event, and for the two of you it will be. It will be the largest event you'll ever appear on. Beaten and battered, I doubt the promoters of the two minor-leagues you call home will appreciate you on their roster.
But at least you'll have daddy and his contacts to fall back on.
[FADE OUT]
[FADE IN. Max and Jecht are training in the weights room made available to all EPW wrestlers at the Madison Square Garden]
Jecht: I wonder if they're gonna show up.
Max: Who?
Jecht: Windham's lapdogs.
Max: Ich weiss es nicht. I have yet to even see them appear on the Television to give the fans a headache. Maybe they are less intelligent than Leonard gave them credit for?
Jecht: Would never surprise me. The last time I saw people that moronic was the Monsta Boyz when they did that one off here.
Max: Ja, oder Covert Ops, oder Doe and Lohrigan.
Jecht: Maybe one day, Dan will take Leonard's advice and implement an IQ test. Lord knows this place needs one.
Max: At least it will be a sell-out crowd tonight.
Jecht: Always good to work in front of a full-house. When did this place sell out again?
Max: The day tickets went on sale.
Jecht: Should be interesting.
[Just then, an EPW techie walks into the shot]
Techie: Excuse me guys, Mr Johnson sent me. He wants you two to get changed and meet him in staging area B.
Max: Warum?
Techie: Excuse me?
Jecht: Why?
Techie: Oh. Because De La Rossi and Zoltan have just sent their tape in.
Jecht: I was wondering how long they were going to keep everyone waiting. Has Dan said anything about their delay?
Techie: Dunno. If I know Dan though he's not happy - he never thought it fair on the fans for the wrestlers to hold back on promotional work this long.
Max: OK, ok. Tell Mr Johnson we'll be there in zwanzig minuten.
[The techie looks baffled]
Jecht: Twenty minutes.
[The techie walks out of shot, looking for Leonard again. FADE OUT]
How predictable.
[FADE IN. Standing in front of a Black Dawn logo, stand Max and Jecht of Blitz, dressed ready to wrestle, the tag team title belts over their shoulders looking resplendent. Between them stands Leonard Johnson, who for once seems to have actually spent money on his suit, itself looking immaculate]
LJ: I thought it would take you time and effort to put together a sentence. I just never imagined you would take quite this long. You've finally decided to put to the world, your words. At the last minute.
I'm sorry to say, friend, that tickets for Black Dawn sold out far in advance of you putting that little tape together - unless Dan Ryan's financial department are fiddling the books. This isn't some two-bit operation like the other companies you mentioned. This is Empire Pro Wrestling, where the best rise to the top, and the rest, like you, hide in shame at your own ineptitude.
I have said it before, I wish Dan would insist on an intelligence test for his wrestlers. At least something to ensure they can read and use a computer to scout their opponents. Then again, what would one expect from a man who obviously has a fascination with the inner-workings of one of the most racist organisations on this planet? The amount he stutters when he says America makes one wonder if in a past life he was a Grand Dragon of that organisation.
Not that it matters. The non-entities have no chance of taking the belts.
[Leonard reaches inside his jacket, pulling out an envelope. Opening it, he removes a sheet of paper, folded neatly. After unfolding it, he shows it to the camera, motioning it to zoom in. This is what it says –
August De La Rossi grew up the son of a prominent South Florida commercial real estate developer. August attended the finest private and prep schools and had everything one could ask for in life. Except, however, he was not happy. Disaffected as a teenager, August became attracted to punk rock, radical left wing politics and the world of modern art. Having flunked out of several rich-kid colleges and art schools, August now chases his other love -- the world of professional wrestling, where he hopes to use as a stepping stone to help influence the world with his political views.
August has used his family's connections to get an "in" in both Hollywood and pro wrestling -- that as the lackey/protégé of wrestling legend, actor and playboy Troy Windham. So far, he has proven himself to be very smug, condescending and annoying.
Not much is known about The Mysterious Zoltan. One half of Troy Windham's Entourage, the jet setting Windham claims to have found Zoltan serving as a bar bouncer at a posh nightclub on the Mediterranean island of Ibiza -- or, perhaps in Thailand, or in Naples.
What is known about Zoltan is this. He's very large and intimidating. His head is bald aside from the letter Z shaved on each side. He is always shirtless, oiled and flexing his muscles. He wears giant ancient Roman-style chains around his neck (The Unchained Beast is his other nickname) and inexplicably wears furry boots.
Credit: Empire Pro Wrestling, http://www.fwrestling.com/host/EmpirePro/roster.html
Leonard folds the paper after thirty seconds, placing it back in the envelope]
LJ: You know, it's rather a shame that someone with your background cannot even do basic research, Rossi. When you've watched this tape, rewind it and pause for the six hours it will take someone with your mental capacity to type in the web address where you can see the Empire Pro roster. You should also invest in tapes - the things you claim you'll be the first to do have already been done. By each and every single team to hold these belts. How sad - you're over eighteen months behind the times. Fighting under a has-been will do that to you.
I could catalogue the errors you made in your attempt at a promotional vignette, but I would be here all day. Suffice to say, if that is the best you can come up with - then not even Derek Stolz would have any difficulty against you.
Black Dawn is supposed to be a mega-event, and for the two of you it will be. It will be the largest event you'll ever appear on. Beaten and battered, I doubt the promoters of the two minor-leagues you call home will appreciate you on their roster.
But at least you'll have daddy and his contacts to fall back on.
[FADE OUT]
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Re: A hunter at sleep catches no prey
grr....*kicks thread*
grr....*kicks thread*
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(CUT TO: August De La Rossi, w/ Z.!)
AUGUST: You know, for two jobbers, you sure have a lot to say. I got bored after the first five seconds. Rammstein sucks and so do your people for voting in Merkel! We're the biggest stars the EPW has ever had. Y'see, we associate with Troy Windham. Yes -- THEEE Troy Windham. So that automatically makes us better than you, even if he won't step foot in this bottom feeder promotion. (FTB)
AUGUST: You know, for two jobbers, you sure have a lot to say. I got bored after the first five seconds. Rammstein sucks and so do your people for voting in Merkel! We're the biggest stars the EPW has ever had. Y'see, we associate with Troy Windham. Yes -- THEEE Troy Windham. So that automatically makes us better than you, even if he won't step foot in this bottom feeder promotion. (FTB)