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BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

Kahrytes

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So, I've been working a job in a grocery store since I was 17. That's 8, almost 9 long, long years of stupid shitty retail work that sucks. I've transferred around the store, had promises of promotions that got given to other people, and it's generally been the worst time period of my life. Not the overall 8-9 years, just the time actually spent inside the grocery store.

But tomorrow I have a really promising interview to do scheduling and data entry and stuff for an ambulance company. I need this job. I need this job. I cannot work for much longer in this grocery store, not when they just freshly screwed me over.

See, I transferred to the seafood department because the manager was movin' on up, so there needed to be someone new training to be the manager. I was asking the store manager to be trained as a checkout area manager. Like, wear a suit to work, look all important, that kind of shit. He said "I have different plans for you" and had me go to seafood to try and fill this gap. Last week, they finalized their plans for the manager job.

And gave it to some prick from the Deli who doesn't ever work Seafood and doesn't know shit.

So, needless to say, I'm full of barely restrained rage and hate at work and want to just go around delivering Backfist to the Future-s to everyfuckingone.

But it's okay. Because I have this job interview tomorrow.

Why am I saying all this?

Because I want you dudes to wish me luck, keep me in your prayers, whathaveyou. I just need positive thinking and good karma on my side, and I've spent more time doing stuff with you lot than any other people in the world. So, yeah.

Wish me luck, guys.
 

Seth

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Best of luck to you, I know how hard the whole "looking for a new job because the old place sucks so hard despite all the work you do for them" thing goes. I gave almost five years to a cell phone company that rewarded me by laying me off and forcing me to either find something new or relocate with them (not fucking happening.)
 

Damien

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I know where you're coming from man.

I started working at the local supermarket when I was 15. After 5 years there (the final 2 working two jobs which meant 6 day weeks) I finally managed to get a job that paid well enough to leave and I don't regret it at all.

Getting out of there was the best thing I ever did, I think I'd have slit my wrists if I had to work there any longer.

Hope all goes well, and even though it might suck, hold onto what you're feeling now. If this doesn't work out then use it for motivation to get out there and look for something else until it does happen for you.

The worst thing you can do is stay in a job at a place you hate, because that shit will rub off into other areas of your life, and that fucking sucks.
 

Evan H.

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You're gettin' that job bro. How do I know?



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That's how.
 

Jonathan Todd

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I too know what it's like to give everything you have to a place that fucks you with out lube. You have this job in the bag. Go in there an amaze them during the interview.
 

Kahrytes

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"Well sir, as you can see from my application I AM a former world champion... "

I told 'em I was the only two-in-a-row Summer Games Winner, former World Champion and the 2x winner of the Aggro Crag match.

They gave me a job as King Shit of Fuck Mountain.

(Not rly, it went really well and I'm gonna hear back from them likely next week.)
 

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