MaskedViolators
Real Men Wear MASKS~!!!
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- Aug 20, 2008
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FADEIN: The Most Intriguing Tandem in Sports stand before an appropriately named and appropriately designed Masked Violators backdrop.
MV#1: We will make this brief. We will make this short.
Masked Violator 2 jabbed a thumb towards his partner.
MV#2: He's brief, I'm short.
MV#1: You stand in witness of the two single greatest performers this sport has ever come across.
MV#2: No one's cum across me!
MV#1: With the untimely and unfortunate closing of Soul City Wrestling ... the Masked Violators, uncrowned titans and champions of SCFW now find themselves in the unenviable position of being ... Free Agents. We stand before you today looking to CHANGE that. Chum? Take it away!
MV#2: So to all of the promoters out there," (clears his throat.) "Excuse me. What I meant to say is SUCCESSFUL promoters with this little thing I like to call MOOLAH! If you're looking to have your tag team division completely obliterated, castrated, and ... Um, de-activated ... you can reach us by dialing 1-800-VIOLATOR!!
This call is toll free - for us - who gives a **** what YOU have to pay.
Violator 1 clears his throat.
MV#1: Or by sending a self addessed stamped envelope to (our PM boxes). We look forward to hearing from you!
MV#2: Or reading from you if ya know .. they go the letter route.
MV#1: ...oh yeah. The letter route.
MV#2: ...OR! If you're a sexy, young female promoter? There's always the naked picture route!
MV#1: Enough out of you. This is why *I* do the talking!
MV#2: And, this is why we're currently looking for employment!
FADE
MV#1: We will make this brief. We will make this short.
Masked Violator 2 jabbed a thumb towards his partner.
MV#2: He's brief, I'm short.
MV#1: You stand in witness of the two single greatest performers this sport has ever come across.
MV#2: No one's cum across me!
MV#1: With the untimely and unfortunate closing of Soul City Wrestling ... the Masked Violators, uncrowned titans and champions of SCFW now find themselves in the unenviable position of being ... Free Agents. We stand before you today looking to CHANGE that. Chum? Take it away!
MV#2: So to all of the promoters out there," (clears his throat.) "Excuse me. What I meant to say is SUCCESSFUL promoters with this little thing I like to call MOOLAH! If you're looking to have your tag team division completely obliterated, castrated, and ... Um, de-activated ... you can reach us by dialing 1-800-VIOLATOR!!
This call is toll free - for us - who gives a **** what YOU have to pay.
Violator 1 clears his throat.
MV#1: Or by sending a self addessed stamped envelope to (our PM boxes). We look forward to hearing from you!
MV#2: Or reading from you if ya know .. they go the letter route.
MV#1: ...oh yeah. The letter route.
MV#2: ...OR! If you're a sexy, young female promoter? There's always the naked picture route!
MV#1: Enough out of you. This is why *I* do the talking!
MV#2: And, this is why we're currently looking for employment!
FADE