(Fade into the ever present black and white footage that is always there for the Reaver's promos. The now former GXW Television champion is standing on a balcony somewhere in the US. The wind whips through his hair which has grown a bit since his return to GXW almost three months ago now. He is currently wearing a white tank top, black cargo pants and a black bandana which holds his hair back slightly with a Misfits Skull hoodie. He looks towards where the camera is with a smirk on his face)
Reaver: Ah, the prodigal son returns to Erik Zieba and costs me my title. Cameron Cruise, I don't know what the ##### you were smoking when you decided to cost me my match on Onslaught but I will not allow it to go unanswered and at Onslaught you've got to stand in my ring, CSWA boy and answer for your crimes...pure and simple.
(The self-proclaimed "Human Horror Film" raises his right hand up and then clenches it into a fist, all the while smiling at the camera)
Reaver: You see Cameron, you joined Superior Championship Wrestling early last year in hopes of bringing your CSWA brand of wrestling to that humble federation, but instead you couldn't make the cut now could you? Used time and time again as Marla Canon's boytoy you were. Put through one ##### match after another and know I finally get a chance to make you get the ##### OUT OF MY FEDERATION!! Putting it simply Cruise, at Onslaught...you're going to find out what it means to be razed in black my young foe...
(The camera pulls back as the Reaver spreads his arms out into his signature pose)
(Once again the infamous black and white footage that accompies a Reaver promo starts up and we see the former and future GXW Television champion standing in front of a video wall showing the last bits of Kin Hiroshi's recent promo. The "Human Horror Film" seems to be a bit angery at the fact of how he lost the title that he worked for was lost)
Reaver: Cameron Cruise and Kin Hiroshi, two CSWA superstars that have come and started ##### in GXW once again-two men of equal if not greater dead weight and now the game is a foot and I know what I have to do to you Cruise. You've placed yourself squarly into the range of my hate and I do hope that you're ready for it because I'm going to hurt you as badly as I can. But for shits and giggles, I went back into the vaults of SCW and I found something very interesting-me and you had a match last year, one that you lost very painfully. But then I let you off the hook with some minor injuries as you left the federation like a dog with it's tail between it's legs after that. But now you've taken something from me that I've worked so hard for and given it to a man who reeks of lack of talent, that-Cameron Cruise-I will have to hurt you for...badly.
(The Reaver uncrosses his arms and looks hard into the camera)
Reaver: Cruise, I have done nothing to you in reality that me kicking your ass all over the arena won't fix. Come Onslaught, the time for talk will be over and then my dear foe, it will be time for your suffering to end...Quote the Reaver....Nevermore...
(Fade to black with "God of the Mind" by Disturbed playing)
(Fade into the ever present black and white footage and we're shown shots of Cruise's interference one more time before we're shown the Reaver standing in front of a video wall that plays the footage of the match up to Cruise's interfernce and beyond that. The former and future GXW Television champion looks hard at the camera)
Reaver: Cameron Cruise, we grow ever so closer to our appointed match at Onslaught and fairly soon you're going to know exactly what's wrong with you as a wrestler. You come into every federation you join thinking that you're just going to be handed titles and victories but instead you keep loosing and loosing. Every time you enter Global Xtreme Wrestling, you failed to do any ##### thing at all. Now we enter the next showing of Onslaught and as I prepare to take out all my anger out on you and make you suffer for crossing into a zone that which you had no right to cross.
(The Reaver crosses his arms over his chest in a very thoughtful pose as he continues)
Reaver: So, in a very short amount of time Cameron-the two of us are going to meet and then you're going to know exactly how it feels to have your head handed to you via one of the most sadistic wrestlers in Global Xtreme Wrestling...the Reaver. A man who was brought up watching older wrestlers such as Arn Anderson, Ted Dibase, the Sheik and many others while working among today's current top stars such as Paul "Angelus" Dumont, Triple-XXXstasy, "Total Elimination" Eli Flair, Kendall Codine, Rocko Daymon and yes, even Kin Hiroshi. Alot of people have said that I treat a title like the Television title to be more important than the World's Heavyweight title Cruise and your little ##### fit on my show last week proved how right I am. So, get your little Metallica song ready to be aired up and your little shitty move the "Shipwreck" ready to try to use against me-because at Onslaught, it's all over kid...
(The camera pulls back and we see the Reaver spread his arms out in his signature crucifix pose)
Reaver: Quothe the Reaver...Nevermore...
(Fade to black with "Vampires" by Godsmack playing)
(OORP: Z, please forgive me on this one, I had all intentions of RPing, but I haven't gotten my Computer to work til now.)
(Fadein, Jacksonville, North Carolina, inside of an anonymous museum of Art. Down the hall, walking toward the camera, is Cameron Cruise, dressed in black jeans and a shirt stating "Pissing of the entire planet...one person at a time.)
Cruise: "Blah, blah, blah. I've heard it before Reaver. Mr. Highlight reel. Whatever. You sit here and tell me that you've been brought up by such greats as 'The Enforcer', as 'Iron Shiek', as Eli Flair, as Whinnie the Pooh, Frankenstein's assistent Igor, Pippi Longstocking, yet everytime I hear about you, you end up pissing ALL OVER ALL of them.
Yes, Pippi Longstocking too.
Get my Metallica song ready? Get my little 'shitty' move 'Shipwrecked' ready? Big talk for someone barely coming back to reality after getting hit with it.
Do me a favor Reaver.
Knock it off.
This isn't YOUR federation. You don't own it, and you obviously never will. Besides which, unless you failed to mention it to anyone, from what I understand, you were on the up-and-ups abit yourself too, trying to talk with Merritt or get noticed with your little nintendo magazine.
I went to SCW, because Ed Brown offered me a contract, nothing more. The fact that I left and walked out on it, is irrelevant Reaver, but because it's you, I'll break it down. I don't like, nor never did like the direction I was going. As far as Marla Canon...
As least I can say I GOT SOME. Oh wait...you're on the defensive aren't you? That would mean youre a....(GASP!!!!)
The HUMAN HORROR FILM IS A VIRGIN!!!!
Get a life....KID. Because the fact of the matter is, if you can't beat me by anything else other than the past, than when you least expect it....WHAM. You're going to get a reality check, that I *KNOW*, you won't like.
(Cruise stops...scratches his head, and talks to one of the interns down the hall.)
CC: Sally? Do you have any CDs? You do? Great, and you play as many Heavy metal and Rock songs you can, within the next ten minutes?
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