Daily Act of Heroism

[TheOriginalSE]

i was sitting in my car outside of my work because it wouldnt start ... and this girl is screaming "he stole my wallet!" and she's on the phone ... and like so i get out of my car and start chasing after the guy and he hops in some chicks car and they're driving away ... and like im running after the car ... and they get stuck behind 4 cars at the light ... and i run up to the car ... and the girl is trying to roll up her window so i put my hands over it ... and im like "GIVE ME BACK THE ****ING WALLET" and the guy hands it to me and they reverse and then drive out the wrong side of the barrier

and the girl is on the phone w/ the cops giving the license plate number and crying ... and shes like "thank you so much! can i give you any money or anything" and im like "no..no.. "

i am so good

-sean

 

[SteveA]

Was she hot? Did you at least get a phone number?

 

[BarryClarkJr]

....Sean then wakes up with a boner burried in his pillow.



I'm proud of you Sean....I didn't think a guy your size could do that! heheheheheeh


-Barry

 

[John Doe]

SUPER SEAN! Listen Skippy, i was out today and i saw this cat right, and it was going to get hit by a car I went and ran to the cat...and watched it get hit.....

Yes, sort of liek your story since...IT NEVER HAPPENED! why, because you were baking cake all day moron PLUS playing "advanced Go Fish" with Jeff and ME!

SO HA!

 

[Red Devastator]

You saw a cat getting hit by a car? Are you sure it was not my car since for some reason, Animals found their way to get under my car. First off, I ahd to step on the brake and swerwe to avoid hitting a cat. Then a bird splatted all over my windshield, and then I think I ran over a rabbit. Or was is a squirell? Bah ...

 

[TheOriginalSE]

LOL!

And John .. it happened today .. so of course it happened

I wasnt baking cakes today or playing .. no wait, beating your ass, in Advanced Go Fish ...

If you want, when they print the story in the arrests or whatnot I can scan it if it has it in the paper.

*****.

-sean