THE LIST AND HOW YOUS AINT ON IT
Justin asked me if it was good enough, and I told him that this bit does what it needs to do, which is exactly all it should be doing. I’ve seen a few feedbacks for random segments that say there should be more to them or whatever, but I disagree. Watch a WWE show, then compare some of their bits to what we’re doing. Some of our segments can drag on longer than they have any right to, because I think we all still have a bit of the roleplay mentality in us. What I mean is, not every segment needs a big hook or funny line or clever dialogue or big promo being cut or whatever it is you may or may not be thinking is missing from any random segment. Most of the time, just getting to the point and being done with it is all that you ever really need.
MASATO ISHIMARU v. SUICIDAL YOUTH
Welcome back, Aaron… And that didn’t take long, hah… Why would it be a double DQ? SY got no offense to be DQ’d on. Just saying, details to be nitpicked about is all.
THE RUNDOWN
Jeff gotter done.
A NEW CHAPTER
I love the mic spot, never leave that out of Frank’s promos where a mic is involved… Awkward, indeed, HAAAAAH… David Noble starting to become a thing that matters around here… Dag, Edward White going full Justin on this, hah… Good stuff, I dig.
SETTING THE DATE
Mr. Brunk and I wrote this, with an assist from El Justino on the backend.
SONS OF THE SOIL v. CRIMSON DRAGON CLAN
Short and brutal. So long CDC, you were here, I guess.
WHITE KNIGHTS… READY FOR ACTION!
Dames and I wrote this.
TO FEED A BEAST
Dug the promo by Dante, really dug White telling him to STFU and basically calling Mushi a dime a dozen monster. This was really good.
SAMUEL T. TURNER II v. RICH MAHOGANY
Didn’t go how I expected it to, but it didn’t ruin either guy, so it’s a success in my book. Kudos to Craig for jumping in last minute to handle this business.
WRATH OF THE GOD-BEAST
Mushi is so fun loving and carefree… So long Zongetthefuckoutzu.
BROKEN FREAKING WRIST
This started off really good, then kind of fell flat at the end, then Justin and I fixed up how it ended and it’s exactly what it needs to be, w00t. It should also lead to some nifty segments going forward.
HENRY KEYES v. JAKE DONOVAN
HAAAAAAAAAH, Donovan twice… Angus wants dat BELL CLAP, gawdaymit!... Donovan getting all agro because of angry feels after the Sons match is a good touch… An interesting twist there, haven’t seen a double pinfall finish since foreverago, good job… Both dudes come away from this with some shine and could always set something up down the way.
DO SOMETHING
Junior being awkwardly pervy is awful, haaaah, so it’s perfect… That punk kid Angel is gonna get his and those voiceover comments, nice touch… LULZ Alecz being so offended by a “stupid question” that he’s only like 75% DTF with Christie… FIREFLY REFERENCE TO START THE HEROES ENTRANCE TO THIS SEGMENT FOR THE WIN!... Things got real fast, here we go again, Heroes vs HOSS, lessdoit!
HOLIDAY & NOBLE v. COROZZO & JANE
Frank calling for the tag, I imagine this leading to some kind of heat later on… Hah, good bit of Angus & Keebs there about thinking about Holiday… Dig the bit here with Frank not being able to take down Nicky, then tagging in Noble to employ some double team action to get the job done… Hmm, not sure I dig Corozzo just being allowed to tag out there, I’d have had Noble and Holiday try one more spot, have Corozzo monster out of it, then tag out. TWO CENTS!... SOMEBODY SUPLEX ANGUS’ WEINER INTO JANES HOOHAH, STAT!... Hmm, odd, I was sure there’d be some kind of miscommunication leading to DRAMA~!... Good stuff though.
STILL ALIVE
Derp placement of this segment because of Corozzo’s inclusion in it, would have been to have some nameless DPS random guy… Eugene Dewey and Natalie Dormer, not the kind of comparison I would have made, but I get what you mean, lulz, shes so hawt and she’s gonna turn Joffery’s lil’ bro out something fierce soon, haha.
WHEN A QUICK BITE TO EAT GOES WRONG
Aleczander segment, this gon’ b gud… Not as amusing as I was hoping… Still good… SETUP FOR A MATCH LATER IN THE ARC FOR THE WIN?
DAN RYAN v. TROY MATTHEWS
I was digging this all the way until Dan Ryan went Hulk Hogan / Undertaker on Matthews here… It’s not that Ryan kicked out or suddenly went James Roper on him “Great White Hype” style, it’s more a thing where Matthews should have tried for some more offense and then had Ryan EXPLODE back to life and just level Matthews… Do that and the finish sequence is perfect, again, TWO CENTS and other than that, it was good stuff.
THE ART OF THE DEAL
Ace is short joke!... Good on you Dames for putting in a call back to previous segments you wrote, nice little details like that make things better… Loving the backstory here and how it plays into what Edward wants with Ace and the LBC… Ooooh schnap, son, Moneybags done kicked Ace in the BAWLS with that bit about using him to “soften” Euge up for someone else to win the FIST. That’s cold, fucking blooded dude, so good.
THE WHITE KNIGHTS v. TEAM HOSS
Big ups to Sethrow and Dames for running the train on this bitch with me, glad everyone seems to like what we did with it.
HANDEES AND BLOWJEES
The thing I love about Kelly is that she is literally cruder than most guys, she just don’t give a fuck and isn’t going to pretend to be something she’s not, no matter the situation she may find herself. And now the fun begins as we build our way to WarGames. Good stuff to “close” the show.
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AFTERTHOUGHTS
ON TIME MUDDERFUGGAHS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!... YAY TEAMWORK (thx Seth/Dames)... DOUBLE YAY for a show that didn't take FOR-FUCKING-EVER to read, this should be the target every time out for DEFtv... People getting on the ball and not dragging ass before getting their work done on time, kudos friends... Uhm, YAY!?