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(FADEIN: GUNS is standing in the locker room at Anniversary, and Rudy Seitzer approaches him.)
SEITZER: Wrestling fans, I can't believe what we just saw out there... GUNS has returned to the CSWA, and the question on everyone's mind is WHY?
GUNS: You thought it was over, didn't you, Rudy? You thought you'd never see me again, right? Everyone thought they'd seen the last of GUNS...they'd heard the last of GUNS...and you know what, Rudy... everyone was HAPPY about it. Everybody in that locker room...everybody sitting at the announce position...everybody in the front office...not ONE PERSON affiliated with the CSWA shed a tear when I left for the last time. (Smiles.)
But while the CSWA wrestlers, referees, announcers, and front office tried their best to forget me...those fans never let go of the memory...They never let go of the fact that one straw stirred the drink around here BIGGER and BETTER than anybody else. So when Eddy Love needed a partner...Chad Merritt gave him one phone number to call. Why? Does he hate Mike Randalls so MUCH...that he would bring in the biggest MALIGNANT TUMOR that this federation has ever seen? Frankly, Seitzer, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
I don't know what's gone on here since I left. I haven't watched it on television...haven't been to the arena...haven't read the dirt sheets. When I broke from the CSWA, I broke clean. To be perfectly honest with you, Rudy, when Eddy Love called me on the telephone, my first response was "Who?" You have some guy wrestling in the main event against Bugbrain tonight named Evan Aho...and I've never heard of him.
But the more things change, Rudy Seitzer, the more things stay the same...Mike Randalls and Mark Windham in the same ring at the same time? (Laughs.) Reminds me over over five years ago...with the EN World Heavyweight Championship on the line...and I tore through both of those men like a hot knife through butter then...JUST like I did here tonight.
SEITZER: That's all well and good, GUNS...but do you plan to stick around...or was this just a one-shot deal?
GUNS: Rudy Seitzer, I'm going to be here as long as I want to be. (Smiles.) We got all the big names from the past here, don't we? I destroyed Randalls and Windham here tonight...we got Tom Adler here... and my old buddy Hornet is wrestling for the World title. Good for him. Then we've got a bunch of young guys who I don't know a damn thing about. Good for them. But, I have one thing to say to everybody in that locker room...including the man I teamed with tonight. Eddy Love, tonight I used you to get my foot in the door. Chad Merritt...tonight I did your dirty work, but you know as well as I do that I didn't do it for you. Mike Randalls is still paying his tab for the stake he stuck through my knee all those years ago, and beating Mark Windham like a rented mule NEVER gets old. (Smiles.) But now, Eddy and Chad...you have opened Pandora's Box...and NOBODY is safe.
It's pretty simple, Rudy. I'm here to do what I want...when I want... to who I want. We all know that GUNS doesn't play well with others, and he doesn't walk around on anybody's leash. We all know that GUNS thinks the CSWA championships are barely worth their weight in a certain bodily fluid...so I'm not here for titles. I'm not here to see my name in lights. I'm here for two reasons. To stir the drink and kick [BLEEP].
Any of you young pups in the locker room want to make a name for themselves at a legend's expense? Here I am...rock me like a hurricane. Give it your best shot, and you'll come up short. Any of you so-called "legends" want to try to settle an old score with the Strongest Arms in the World? Come on down.
Chad...you called down the thunder and now you're probably going to regret it. (Smiles.) But, look on the bright side, we've always made money together. So, stay out of my way and don't take it personally when I rip this company apart brick by brick until there's only one man standing...GUNS.
SEITZER: Well, there you have it, folks...GUNS is back, and even though he teamed with Eddy Love tonight, he's made it pretty clear that he's only on one side...HIS OWN.
SEITZER: Wrestling fans, I can't believe what we just saw out there... GUNS has returned to the CSWA, and the question on everyone's mind is WHY?
GUNS: You thought it was over, didn't you, Rudy? You thought you'd never see me again, right? Everyone thought they'd seen the last of GUNS...they'd heard the last of GUNS...and you know what, Rudy... everyone was HAPPY about it. Everybody in that locker room...everybody sitting at the announce position...everybody in the front office...not ONE PERSON affiliated with the CSWA shed a tear when I left for the last time. (Smiles.)
But while the CSWA wrestlers, referees, announcers, and front office tried their best to forget me...those fans never let go of the memory...They never let go of the fact that one straw stirred the drink around here BIGGER and BETTER than anybody else. So when Eddy Love needed a partner...Chad Merritt gave him one phone number to call. Why? Does he hate Mike Randalls so MUCH...that he would bring in the biggest MALIGNANT TUMOR that this federation has ever seen? Frankly, Seitzer, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
I don't know what's gone on here since I left. I haven't watched it on television...haven't been to the arena...haven't read the dirt sheets. When I broke from the CSWA, I broke clean. To be perfectly honest with you, Rudy, when Eddy Love called me on the telephone, my first response was "Who?" You have some guy wrestling in the main event against Bugbrain tonight named Evan Aho...and I've never heard of him.
But the more things change, Rudy Seitzer, the more things stay the same...Mike Randalls and Mark Windham in the same ring at the same time? (Laughs.) Reminds me over over five years ago...with the EN World Heavyweight Championship on the line...and I tore through both of those men like a hot knife through butter then...JUST like I did here tonight.
SEITZER: That's all well and good, GUNS...but do you plan to stick around...or was this just a one-shot deal?
GUNS: Rudy Seitzer, I'm going to be here as long as I want to be. (Smiles.) We got all the big names from the past here, don't we? I destroyed Randalls and Windham here tonight...we got Tom Adler here... and my old buddy Hornet is wrestling for the World title. Good for him. Then we've got a bunch of young guys who I don't know a damn thing about. Good for them. But, I have one thing to say to everybody in that locker room...including the man I teamed with tonight. Eddy Love, tonight I used you to get my foot in the door. Chad Merritt...tonight I did your dirty work, but you know as well as I do that I didn't do it for you. Mike Randalls is still paying his tab for the stake he stuck through my knee all those years ago, and beating Mark Windham like a rented mule NEVER gets old. (Smiles.) But now, Eddy and Chad...you have opened Pandora's Box...and NOBODY is safe.
It's pretty simple, Rudy. I'm here to do what I want...when I want... to who I want. We all know that GUNS doesn't play well with others, and he doesn't walk around on anybody's leash. We all know that GUNS thinks the CSWA championships are barely worth their weight in a certain bodily fluid...so I'm not here for titles. I'm not here to see my name in lights. I'm here for two reasons. To stir the drink and kick [BLEEP].
Any of you young pups in the locker room want to make a name for themselves at a legend's expense? Here I am...rock me like a hurricane. Give it your best shot, and you'll come up short. Any of you so-called "legends" want to try to settle an old score with the Strongest Arms in the World? Come on down.
Chad...you called down the thunder and now you're probably going to regret it. (Smiles.) But, look on the bright side, we've always made money together. So, stay out of my way and don't take it personally when I rip this company apart brick by brick until there's only one man standing...GUNS.
SEITZER: Well, there you have it, folks...GUNS is back, and even though he teamed with Eddy Love tonight, he's made it pretty clear that he's only on one side...HIS OWN.