He's coming...

[Showtime24]

(FADEIN to a recent GXW TV taping. The crowd is going nuts, but suddenly the lights go out.... 'Sweet Child O Mine' by Guns N Roses cues up. Various footage from different events...

HOT BEEF INJECTION DDT to Troy Windham...

PISSKICK to Hornet...

SHOWTIME SHOCKER to Doc Silver...

Finally, the screen goes black... but then comes on the face of 'Showtime' SHAWN MATTHEWS, laughing, with the ever-present sh*t-eating grin on his face...

His voice is hear...

'Showtime' SHAWN MATTHEWS is going to run this place... because I AM, ALL THERE FU**IN' IS! GXW, you'll be sorry you ever signed me to a contract...

FADE TO BLACK...)

 

[Mad Dog]

He's boring...

(FADE IN to Boogie Smallz sitting on a stool, puffing a blunt, with a GXW logo backdrop behind him. He watches the monitor play the blurb for Shawn Matthews. Boogie puffs his blunt and addresses the camera.)

BS: That was some great footage, but wasn’t that stuff shot about 8 years ago? I mean, damn dawg…ain’t you done ish since then? (Puffs his blunt.) What…you don’t recognize me? Probably ‘cuz last time we were in tha same company together…you had your head stuck so far up Troy Windham’s ass that you didn’t notice anything else. (Puffs his blunt.) This isn’t tha CSWA, but it’s definitely a step up from those bingo halls and circus tents you’ve been wrestlin’ in for the past few years. (Grins) You say you’re “Showtime”…been callin’ yourself that for years. Well when tha hell does tha show start…because I’ve been waitin’ your whole career and I ain’t seen a damn thang! (Puffs his blunt.) I’m just gonna go in tha corner over herre and doze off…just be sure and wake me up when it begins…I don’t wanna miss it.

(FADE TO BLACK)

 

[Showtime24]

RE: He's boring...

(FADEIN to 'Showtime' SHAWN MATTHEWS, standing in front of a GXW backdrop. He's wearing his newest t-shirt... on the front it says 'SHOWTIME'... and on the back, it says 'Is just beginning!')

SHAWN MATTHEWS: Boogie Smallz, you come out here and you talk trash about a man who's got as much skill in his pinkie as you've got in your ENTIRE BODY, and you expect me to take you seriously? Yeah, I haven't been wrestling a whole lot over the past few years, because I've been going out into the world and have been bettering myself. I'm not content with working for $50 a night and coming home to a different ring rat each time. SHOWTIME is not content with puffin' the CHEEBAH, and lounging like a piece of GARBAGE! So you know what, Boogie... if you want to be the first to come out here and diss the man with the plan... THE... BEST DAMN WRESTLER in the world TODAY, then bring it on. I mean, hell... gotta start somewhere. When the match is over though, you're going to realize... just like the rest of these idiots walking around the dressing room, that I AM... ALL THERE FU**IN' IS, and that's all I need to say about that.

(FADEOUT...)