Holy Sh*t Balls-Summer Sizzler

[Jay_Smash]

Some real surprises and unexpted stuff happened at Summer Sizzler. I guess I just wanna be the first to say, I think the PPV was great, and it's cool to see STEALTH and Jordan L. are gonna be back in action.

Anyways.... yeah... my match... didn't see that sh*t comin did ya! HA HA!



OH GOD NO, IT'S THE WAL*MART SMILEY FACE AGAIN! RUUUUNNNN! HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!



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-It's an army!

JS

 

[Haz-e]

I thought it was a kick ass ppv too, particularly the tag team match.

 

[RStrawsma]

Jesus...

I suppose at the next Pay Per View, somebody will resurrect Abraham Lincoln, and he'll be the special guest referee.

 

[Haz-e]

Jesus man shut up; Matt might be listening

 

[Jay_Smash]

Well.... that's ok, we know exactly who to get to take care of Abraham Lincoln.

The lights hit the stage.... a man walks out... looks a little old, but heads towards the ring. Upon his entrance, Kandi Reed announces his name in the ring

Reed: And now.... making his way into the ring.... ladies and gentlemen, John Wilkes Booth!

(BANG)

John: And what a shot by Booth!

Scott: It's all over here! Lincoln had no chance!

 

[Haz-e]

John: Boy I bet Lincoln regrets adding the No DQ stipulation to this one

 

[Sean Taylor]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

That was great! Way to take down the former Illinois State Wrestling Champion!