TBirdSCIL
League Member
Please keep all RP for this match in this folder...
Maelstrom and Jared Justice vs. Kraven and Flatliner
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JC
League Member
Family reunion....
(“We are live and coming to you from the GLCW HQ parking lot, where a commotion centers around a black Humvee… ETMs, security and camera crew are crowding around as they attend to Flatliner who appears to have been attacked and left lying on the ground, halfway in the Humvee and halfway out… Let’s see if we can get a closer view of what’s going on…”)
(Camera zooms in and we see ETM attending to Flatliner, his face crimson with blood and out cold…. Security is talking to one of the attendants, who apparently witnessed what happened…)
ATTENDANT: Hey look, I didn’t see who did it, I just came out to grab a smoke, heard a commotion and when I came over I found him just lying there bleeding… That’s when I called you guys…
(Just then, Kraven pushes his way through the crowd, JC in tow… Coming from the exit way is KK with more security…)
KRAVEN: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!! Who did the S(bleep)T!!! (He shakes Flatliner who is still out cold, something inside the Humveee catches his attention…) JC!!! You go with Flats and make sure that he taken good care of….
JC: Yea, sure… But what abo… (Kraven angrily cuts him off…)
KRAVEN: Just do it!!! I’ll be alo… (He looks up to see KK a few inches away from him…) And what the hell do YOU want!? Where the hell was security KK!? I should bust your hea… KK gets nose to nose with him and glares into him, Kraven does the same, JC tries to come in between them…)
JC: Come guys, this isn’t the time nor the place… We’ll find out who did this and when we do…
KRAVEN: I BET YOU KNOW WHO DID THIS!!!
KK: BACK OFF SON!!! Better listen to JC!!! I had nothing to do with this!!! But I will find out who did!!! But you need to back off some son, don’t push your luck!!!
(JC is finally able to get in between them, their glares burning right through JC and into each other…)
KRAVEN: (Points to JC) YOU!!! Get going!!! And YOU, get these good for nothings out of here!!!
KK: I can see that your highly upset and rightly so, but remember one thing Kraven, I am NOT Malec, I will kick your rear end!!! Okay everybody, let’s get back to work and leave this area…
(Kraven just glares into KK as does KK… KK shakes his head and smiles, turning to head back to his office…)
KRAVEN: Hey KK, anytime you feel like dancing, you let me know…
KK: Don’t bite off more than what you’re able to chew son…
KRAVEN: Whatever!!!
(As the last cameraman was about to turn to leave Kraven grabs him…)
KRAVEN: No, you stay!!! Focus that damn thing on me… Hey Mael, Justice I know you two slugs had something to do with this… How do I know!? It’s real easy, you two idiots left something behind… (Walks back to the Humvee, reaches in and pulls out what appears to be a blow torch…) Either you’re real stupid or there’s a method to your stupidity… No matter, you figured if you take out Flatliner, you will not only take the upper hand at Riptide, and might stand a chance at Ringlords 1: Minnesota Mayhem… You would have been better off trying to take out Anarky or Manson, cause trying to take out Flats, has just nailed your coffin SHUT!!! You think simply because Extreme Terrorists has once again reunited, and yea you two had quite a run, but for one reason or another, you always made it your business to steer clear of us… You knew better then, but now I guess you two figured it was unavoidable and THAT made you desperate!!! Golem has decided to do the right thing and avoid you like the plague… He sees the writing on the wall, you two on the other hand are trying to change a few chapters… No way in hell are me and the big man going to allow that, this is our time, our backyard and we run the show… Your efforts were in vain, Flats will be there, he’s resilience and hell will be there with him… You guys made a very serious mistake, a very bad call; Mael, it’s time to end this; it has gone on long enough… And Justice, here you were going to get what you supposedly came to the GLCW for, and by one stupid action, you have kissed it off… I thought you had more sense than that Justice, but then again maybe not, you’re just as stupid as Mael is, maybe that’s why you two slugs got along so well; both being on the same level of stupidity was the key to your success…
(He starts to slowly pace in front of the Humvee, his eyes darting out and scanning the parking lot as if looking for something or someone… He runs his hands across his head and slows his pace…)
KRAVEN: Mael, we go back a very long way, hell we’re of the same blood and for as long as I can remember it has always been one thing or another between you and I, we were always colliding, always bumping heads… Yea you and I have history, but it’s time to end this and go on with our lives… And end it I will Mael!!! Nice of you to bring another sacrificial lamb to the slaughterhouse with you Mael!!! At Riptide, we’re going rip you two up and at Wargames, we’re going take you out…
(Pulls out his cell phone, presses a button and after a few seconds gets in the Humvee and drives off… Camera fades off…)
(“We are live and coming to you from the GLCW HQ parking lot, where a commotion centers around a black Humvee… ETMs, security and camera crew are crowding around as they attend to Flatliner who appears to have been attacked and left lying on the ground, halfway in the Humvee and halfway out… Let’s see if we can get a closer view of what’s going on…”)
(Camera zooms in and we see ETM attending to Flatliner, his face crimson with blood and out cold…. Security is talking to one of the attendants, who apparently witnessed what happened…)
ATTENDANT: Hey look, I didn’t see who did it, I just came out to grab a smoke, heard a commotion and when I came over I found him just lying there bleeding… That’s when I called you guys…
(Just then, Kraven pushes his way through the crowd, JC in tow… Coming from the exit way is KK with more security…)
KRAVEN: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!! Who did the S(bleep)T!!! (He shakes Flatliner who is still out cold, something inside the Humveee catches his attention…) JC!!! You go with Flats and make sure that he taken good care of….
JC: Yea, sure… But what abo… (Kraven angrily cuts him off…)
KRAVEN: Just do it!!! I’ll be alo… (He looks up to see KK a few inches away from him…) And what the hell do YOU want!? Where the hell was security KK!? I should bust your hea… KK gets nose to nose with him and glares into him, Kraven does the same, JC tries to come in between them…)
JC: Come guys, this isn’t the time nor the place… We’ll find out who did this and when we do…
KRAVEN: I BET YOU KNOW WHO DID THIS!!!
KK: BACK OFF SON!!! Better listen to JC!!! I had nothing to do with this!!! But I will find out who did!!! But you need to back off some son, don’t push your luck!!!
(JC is finally able to get in between them, their glares burning right through JC and into each other…)
KRAVEN: (Points to JC) YOU!!! Get going!!! And YOU, get these good for nothings out of here!!!
KK: I can see that your highly upset and rightly so, but remember one thing Kraven, I am NOT Malec, I will kick your rear end!!! Okay everybody, let’s get back to work and leave this area…
(Kraven just glares into KK as does KK… KK shakes his head and smiles, turning to head back to his office…)
KRAVEN: Hey KK, anytime you feel like dancing, you let me know…
KK: Don’t bite off more than what you’re able to chew son…
KRAVEN: Whatever!!!
(As the last cameraman was about to turn to leave Kraven grabs him…)
KRAVEN: No, you stay!!! Focus that damn thing on me… Hey Mael, Justice I know you two slugs had something to do with this… How do I know!? It’s real easy, you two idiots left something behind… (Walks back to the Humvee, reaches in and pulls out what appears to be a blow torch…) Either you’re real stupid or there’s a method to your stupidity… No matter, you figured if you take out Flatliner, you will not only take the upper hand at Riptide, and might stand a chance at Ringlords 1: Minnesota Mayhem… You would have been better off trying to take out Anarky or Manson, cause trying to take out Flats, has just nailed your coffin SHUT!!! You think simply because Extreme Terrorists has once again reunited, and yea you two had quite a run, but for one reason or another, you always made it your business to steer clear of us… You knew better then, but now I guess you two figured it was unavoidable and THAT made you desperate!!! Golem has decided to do the right thing and avoid you like the plague… He sees the writing on the wall, you two on the other hand are trying to change a few chapters… No way in hell are me and the big man going to allow that, this is our time, our backyard and we run the show… Your efforts were in vain, Flats will be there, he’s resilience and hell will be there with him… You guys made a very serious mistake, a very bad call; Mael, it’s time to end this; it has gone on long enough… And Justice, here you were going to get what you supposedly came to the GLCW for, and by one stupid action, you have kissed it off… I thought you had more sense than that Justice, but then again maybe not, you’re just as stupid as Mael is, maybe that’s why you two slugs got along so well; both being on the same level of stupidity was the key to your success…
(He starts to slowly pace in front of the Humvee, his eyes darting out and scanning the parking lot as if looking for something or someone… He runs his hands across his head and slows his pace…)
KRAVEN: Mael, we go back a very long way, hell we’re of the same blood and for as long as I can remember it has always been one thing or another between you and I, we were always colliding, always bumping heads… Yea you and I have history, but it’s time to end this and go on with our lives… And end it I will Mael!!! Nice of you to bring another sacrificial lamb to the slaughterhouse with you Mael!!! At Riptide, we’re going rip you two up and at Wargames, we’re going take you out…
(Pulls out his cell phone, presses a button and after a few seconds gets in the Humvee and drives off… Camera fades off…)
J
JLebron
Guest
Manure-factured misconceptions.....
(FADE IN:..... a black screen....
CUE UP: Enter Sandman by Metallica....
CUTTO: A GLCW backdrop where we see Maelstrom pacing back and forth. In one hand he drags the GLCW Heavyweight strap in tow behind him, and in the other hand, a mic all but disappears in his massive fist. He paces a bit more before he suddenly stops, slowly faces us, raises the mic to his lips, narrows his eyes slightly just before he begins speaking......)
MAELSTROM: ..... so is this what it comes down to Krav? Yer inane accusations, or perhaps it's merely another one of JC's deviously designed smoke screens? There was a time where I respected ya.... you and Flats.
(smirks in a disapproving manner as he shakes his head from side to side)
MAELSTROM: That was quite a while ago however...... now all I feel for ya is pathos. Pathos cuz you've both turned into fragile shells of yer former selves.... pathos cuz ya claim greatness where no true accomplishments have been earned. WHO THE HELL HAVE YA BEATEN LATELY WORTH MENTIONING? Me and Golem? (smiles) Hell, ya boarded a mutinous ship for that win. Golem, like the true PIZZLE he is, was more YER partner than mine! But that's neither here nor there...... that cowardly piece of S(BLEEP)T is gone.... I'M NOT! Yeah, ya were great once.... now you're both more like two over-muscled "JC's". Gettin' by on nothin' more than cowardly, devious tactics..... takin' orders from a Pez-eatin' puppeteer who's facade I tore down long ago. How yer strings never get tangled up as he tugs on them is still a mystery to me.
(pauses as he paces a bit more, then after a moment or two, he continues to speak)
MAELSTROM: Ya wanna blame Flats recent misfortune on me? Be my guest. Whether I had anythin' to do with it doesn't really matter now does it? Cuz yer limited mind is already made up, isn't it? But what do I care huh? Why should I care of the opinions of two men who can't measure up to me one on one? One who still endures the nightmares of nearly bein' drowned at my hands and the other who'd like to forget uttering uncle to my Mortal Sin?
(gives a very sarcastic look)
MAELSTROM: Yeah, you two sure do impress me. I'm sure afeared of the both of ya. (starts laughing) Ya see, there seems to be a MANURE-factured misconception floatin' around here. You two are under the blind impression that the reason you have such a tight grip on those straps is cuz yer simply THAT good.
(pauses as he chuckles to himself)
MAELSTROM: Well, yer only as good as yer competition and that alone should pierce that misconception yer perpetuating. Ya acknowledge the fact that Justice and I, as ET, terrorized the entire WWWA promotion yet decided to add yer own lil' twist to it by claiming that we made sure to stay clear of you and Flats. I find that very interesting, actually very amusing considering the FACT that YOU, Krav, were NEVER in the WWWA while ET was! So much for strokin' yer ego eh? Ya got any more fantasies.... any more fabrications you'd like me to expose? As for my partner, Justice, well, I know what he's capable of...... whether his unstable mind can stay focused enough to actually do it is another matter...... a matter that I'll address in my own way if need be.
(winks and nods)
MAELSTROM: Just as I did with Golem.... just as I'll do with anyone else the GLCW pairs me with! I'll be the first to admit that I DON'T play well with most others..... if I did, yer titles woulda been usurped from yer grasp by yers truly long ago. The UA was one helluva tag team..... SOME TIME AGO! As was ET. Are they still?
(pauses as he sighs heavily and takes a moment to ponder)
MAELSTROM: ...... who the F(BLEEP)K knows..... but more importantly.... who the F(BLEEP)K cares? I know I don't.....
(The mic makes a heavy thudding sound as Maelstrom drops the mic to the floor, turns and walks out of our view.....dragging the GLCW Heavyweight title in tow behind him as a reprise of Enter Sandman echoes faintly..... FADE OUT.....)
(FADE IN:..... a black screen....
CUE UP: Enter Sandman by Metallica....
CUTTO: A GLCW backdrop where we see Maelstrom pacing back and forth. In one hand he drags the GLCW Heavyweight strap in tow behind him, and in the other hand, a mic all but disappears in his massive fist. He paces a bit more before he suddenly stops, slowly faces us, raises the mic to his lips, narrows his eyes slightly just before he begins speaking......)
MAELSTROM: ..... so is this what it comes down to Krav? Yer inane accusations, or perhaps it's merely another one of JC's deviously designed smoke screens? There was a time where I respected ya.... you and Flats.
(smirks in a disapproving manner as he shakes his head from side to side)
MAELSTROM: That was quite a while ago however...... now all I feel for ya is pathos. Pathos cuz you've both turned into fragile shells of yer former selves.... pathos cuz ya claim greatness where no true accomplishments have been earned. WHO THE HELL HAVE YA BEATEN LATELY WORTH MENTIONING? Me and Golem? (smiles) Hell, ya boarded a mutinous ship for that win. Golem, like the true PIZZLE he is, was more YER partner than mine! But that's neither here nor there...... that cowardly piece of S(BLEEP)T is gone.... I'M NOT! Yeah, ya were great once.... now you're both more like two over-muscled "JC's". Gettin' by on nothin' more than cowardly, devious tactics..... takin' orders from a Pez-eatin' puppeteer who's facade I tore down long ago. How yer strings never get tangled up as he tugs on them is still a mystery to me.
(pauses as he paces a bit more, then after a moment or two, he continues to speak)
MAELSTROM: Ya wanna blame Flats recent misfortune on me? Be my guest. Whether I had anythin' to do with it doesn't really matter now does it? Cuz yer limited mind is already made up, isn't it? But what do I care huh? Why should I care of the opinions of two men who can't measure up to me one on one? One who still endures the nightmares of nearly bein' drowned at my hands and the other who'd like to forget uttering uncle to my Mortal Sin?
(gives a very sarcastic look)
MAELSTROM: Yeah, you two sure do impress me. I'm sure afeared of the both of ya. (starts laughing) Ya see, there seems to be a MANURE-factured misconception floatin' around here. You two are under the blind impression that the reason you have such a tight grip on those straps is cuz yer simply THAT good.
(pauses as he chuckles to himself)
MAELSTROM: Well, yer only as good as yer competition and that alone should pierce that misconception yer perpetuating. Ya acknowledge the fact that Justice and I, as ET, terrorized the entire WWWA promotion yet decided to add yer own lil' twist to it by claiming that we made sure to stay clear of you and Flats. I find that very interesting, actually very amusing considering the FACT that YOU, Krav, were NEVER in the WWWA while ET was! So much for strokin' yer ego eh? Ya got any more fantasies.... any more fabrications you'd like me to expose? As for my partner, Justice, well, I know what he's capable of...... whether his unstable mind can stay focused enough to actually do it is another matter...... a matter that I'll address in my own way if need be.
(winks and nods)
MAELSTROM: Just as I did with Golem.... just as I'll do with anyone else the GLCW pairs me with! I'll be the first to admit that I DON'T play well with most others..... if I did, yer titles woulda been usurped from yer grasp by yers truly long ago. The UA was one helluva tag team..... SOME TIME AGO! As was ET. Are they still?
(pauses as he sighs heavily and takes a moment to ponder)
MAELSTROM: ...... who the F(BLEEP)K knows..... but more importantly.... who the F(BLEEP)K cares? I know I don't.....
(The mic makes a heavy thudding sound as Maelstrom drops the mic to the floor, turns and walks out of our view.....dragging the GLCW Heavyweight title in tow behind him as a reprise of Enter Sandman echoes faintly..... FADE OUT.....)
YinYangGuy
League Member
The Nightmare Begins...
(FADE IN: The setting is a darkened room. Jared Justice appears in cameraview. He looks different than usual. His body is covered in burn marks and scars. His red hair is now jet black. His crazed look looks more like anger. CUE UP: "Just Barely Breathing" by Killswitch Engage.)
JARED JUSTICE: What happens when you are pushed over the edge??? What happens when the frayed ends of insanity snap??? I have been to the darkside and back. I have journied straight to hell, my soul was damned. I looked Lucifer himself in the face. It was a contest of who'd blink first. I looked him dead in the eyes. I stared deep into his pupils and burned a hole in his retinas. I may have blinked first, but I managed to escape with my soul intact.
(Jared stares at the camera for a moment.)
JARED JUSTICE: My soul is damaged....scarred....tainted. I have seen atrocities that would break many men's will. Manson and I went toe to toe and whether I won or loss is inconsequential. I didn't come to the GLCW to beat him in a wrestling match. Victory or defeat is trivial. We engaged in a heated battle and I'm sure we will do so again in the near future. I came for vengence not victory and vengence shall be mine!!!
(Justice practically snarls like a mountain lion at the camera.)
JARED JUSTICE: Now I turn my attention to my impending battle with Maelstrom against Kraven and Flatliner. For months people have been doubting me and my fire. No, not the actual flames that I ignite, but my heart....my desire.
(He points at his chest.)
JARED JUSTICE: I have become a man of fury....of pure rage!!! What I am looking to accomplish in the months to come has nothing to do with Michael Manson. I am looking to unleash mental trauma on others. I want you all to see what it is like to be me. I want you to hear the laughter in the corners. I want you to see the glances. I want you to hear the voices that echo in my mind. They tell me to injure, mame...KILL!!!!
(Justice makes a fist with his left hand and puts it in the palm of his right hand.)
JARED JUSTICE: They tell me that setting someone ablaze is a glorious thing.
(His eyes light up.)
JARED JUSTICE: They want me to inflict pain. Kraven and Flatliner, you are about to cross paths with Maelstrom and I. Maelstrom is a man that has been through many epic battles. He has experienced things that many men don't experience in ten life times. I am a man on the brink of self destruction. I don't care. I don't care if the two of you leave the ring walking, on stetchers or even in bodybags. You will know my pain. It will consume you and it will devour you whole. The GLCW better brace itself, because Manson opened up a whole new world to me. Manson has shown me a side of myself that I have never known before now. It is an ugly one. It is what I have become. Soon the world will know it all too well. The nightmare will be revealed. Manson, you should have finished me while you had the chance!!!!
(FADE OUT)
(FADE IN: The setting is a darkened room. Jared Justice appears in cameraview. He looks different than usual. His body is covered in burn marks and scars. His red hair is now jet black. His crazed look looks more like anger. CUE UP: "Just Barely Breathing" by Killswitch Engage.)
JARED JUSTICE: What happens when you are pushed over the edge??? What happens when the frayed ends of insanity snap??? I have been to the darkside and back. I have journied straight to hell, my soul was damned. I looked Lucifer himself in the face. It was a contest of who'd blink first. I looked him dead in the eyes. I stared deep into his pupils and burned a hole in his retinas. I may have blinked first, but I managed to escape with my soul intact.
(Jared stares at the camera for a moment.)
JARED JUSTICE: My soul is damaged....scarred....tainted. I have seen atrocities that would break many men's will. Manson and I went toe to toe and whether I won or loss is inconsequential. I didn't come to the GLCW to beat him in a wrestling match. Victory or defeat is trivial. We engaged in a heated battle and I'm sure we will do so again in the near future. I came for vengence not victory and vengence shall be mine!!!
(Justice practically snarls like a mountain lion at the camera.)
JARED JUSTICE: Now I turn my attention to my impending battle with Maelstrom against Kraven and Flatliner. For months people have been doubting me and my fire. No, not the actual flames that I ignite, but my heart....my desire.
(He points at his chest.)
JARED JUSTICE: I have become a man of fury....of pure rage!!! What I am looking to accomplish in the months to come has nothing to do with Michael Manson. I am looking to unleash mental trauma on others. I want you all to see what it is like to be me. I want you to hear the laughter in the corners. I want you to see the glances. I want you to hear the voices that echo in my mind. They tell me to injure, mame...KILL!!!!
(Justice makes a fist with his left hand and puts it in the palm of his right hand.)
JARED JUSTICE: They tell me that setting someone ablaze is a glorious thing.
(His eyes light up.)
JARED JUSTICE: They want me to inflict pain. Kraven and Flatliner, you are about to cross paths with Maelstrom and I. Maelstrom is a man that has been through many epic battles. He has experienced things that many men don't experience in ten life times. I am a man on the brink of self destruction. I don't care. I don't care if the two of you leave the ring walking, on stetchers or even in bodybags. You will know my pain. It will consume you and it will devour you whole. The GLCW better brace itself, because Manson opened up a whole new world to me. Manson has shown me a side of myself that I have never known before now. It is an ugly one. It is what I have become. Soon the world will know it all too well. The nightmare will be revealed. Manson, you should have finished me while you had the chance!!!!
(FADE OUT)
JC
League Member
It's a family affair.........
(We focus in on JC as he sits behind his desk, drinking from a tall glass… Feet propped up on his desk as he takes a sip and facing our camera with a devious smirk begins to speak….)
JC: Well now I’m simply amazed…. Never knew that a freaking monkey can speak, but then again we are talking about none other than Maelstrom… (Laughs) Don’t mind me Mael; just like to pull your chain from time to time…. I was just watching that cheap promo you spewed out a few days ago… And man, is it full of you know what… Never in my life have I seen or heard such braggadocio… But I’m not here to diss you, nor am I here to trash talk your dumb profound azz… I’m just here to enlighten you on some well know facts that for one reason or another have seem to eluded you… First off Mael, when you ask, and I quote; “WHO THE HELL HAVE YA BEATEN LATELY WORTH MENTIONING?” While it is true that you name yourself, you forget that they have beaten every single rag tag team Malec and KK have thrown at them… You have been one of those NUMEROUS TIMES!!! With Golem, with as you like to call him “Raby” and the list goes on and on… You’re allowing your shallow victory over that pez-eating bandit to stir that wild hair up your a-hole, careful of the hair burns Mael… (Laughs) You call my boys cowards, how you figure that Mael!? You go as far as calling them robots being led around like puppets on strings… You want to talk about fabrications!? OKAY!!! LET”S!!! What dream is it that has you actually believing that the UA cannot measure up to you one on one!? And while we’re on that subject, what freaking world were you on where you made one of the guys submit while trying to drown the other!? (Smirks with a sarcastic grin and shrugs) But if you say it happened then it must have happened… Yea right!!! Dreams and drunken stupors don’t count Mael… Ya see Mael, there seems to be a MANURE-factured misconception floating around here…. (Pauses and with a malicious grin continues…) And you’re IT MAEL!!! Tell me something dude, were you looking in the mirror when you spewed out those words!? Are ya going to sue me for plagiarism!? Go ahead see if I care… As far as the WWWA goes, you’re right the guys were never in that two-bit fed, but I see that ET made sure that they never went where the guys were, so it is true that you and Justice avoided them like the plague… But getting back to Flats and the vicious cowardly attack perpetrated on him… I know you had nothing to do with it, neither did Justice, you guys don’t have the, err, how should I put it, GRAPEFRUITS!!! Yea that’s it!!! You don’t have the grapefruits to try to pull off a stunt like that…. (Laughs and then turns serious) But I do… I know who did this, but I’m going to let you take the blame for it… It’s as simple as that and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it… In fact I have a goo….
(JC is interrupted by Kraven who appears as if out of nowhere… Grabs JC by his neck, he tries to fight Kraven off but is unable to break loose from his grip…)
JC: GET OFF!!! What’s the matter with you man, you’re choking me!!!
KRAVEN: Well then maybe you should do what you’re told and things like this won’t happen… Now go do what I told you to do…
(JC walks off rubbing his neck, he glances at Kraven who with a cynical smirk stares at him until he closes the door…)
KRAVEN: DAMN RUNT!!! Hey Mael, are you out there!? Are you watching this crap!? Well if you are, listen to this now…. Forget that crap, JC said, and just listen to what I have to say about all this crap, and listen well… By crap I mean YOURS as well as JC’s… You’re pounding your chest with this bravado that you finally beat Manson and became the champ… (Starts to slowly pace, not back and forth, but more like a caged animal…) It was bound to happen, hell I should know better than most that eventually you would find your way to the top… And like you I can also say, “Who the hell have you beaten lately”!? NO ONE Mael!!! NO ONE!!! Just like you; to blame everyone else for your shortcomings… You blame Golem for you getting your azz kicked by me and the big man; you blame Manson for your loss to, what was his name!? Nemesis or something like that, and on top of that, you have the audacity to say that you almost drown me, and made the big man submit… (Begins to laugh as he continues to pace…) You actually believe all that s(bleep)t you’re spewing out, don’t you Mael… The way I remember that match, Flats blacked out rather than submit to you, but hey join the freaking club, you can be “Raby’s” VP… And as far as almost drowning me, almost doesn’t cut it Mael, you either do or you don’t!!! But “almost” is a word you’ve come to know very well, you “almost” beat us with Golem, you “almost” beat us with Raby… You “almost” didn’t make it after New Japan, either Mael… You seem to have a problem with who we associate with these days… Sounds like you’re “almost” jealous; is there something wrong with the way we take care of business!? Does it bother you that we do what we do Mael!? Is that it Mael!? What is it with you Mael!? Does lil Mikey want to be just like MIKE!? Is that it Mael!? We’re no one’s puppets, but it’s like you to make a mountain out of a mole hill… That’s one thing you’re good at Mael, you should’ve gone Hollywood, with your flair for the dramatics, you would have been an overnight success… Or you could have become a politician cause you’re real good at making up lies and telling them with a straight face… Mael like I said before, we’ve come full circle, time to end this thing between you and I… (Smirks as he pauses, his pace slows even more as he stares into the camera, his expression deadpan…) Now as far as Justice is concern, tell him not to be foolish, convince him to come in with a very leveled head, otherwise we’ll end it much quicker than it takes to make the introductions… Better make sure that he has his priorities straight and is as focus as you appear to be coming into this one; this is the prelude to Wargames Mael, it’ll be a small sampling of what you can expect… And in case you’re thinking that it’ll be a cakewalk, considering what happened to Flats, I have a contingency plan Mael, someone stands in the shadows ready to come in if the need arises… But regardless, I am coming after YOU Mael, we are going to end this thing between you and I and it starts at Riptide and ends at Wargames… Guess this is it for now, have nothing else to say to you… That is until I hear what ignorant jargon you have to spew out next… By the way I have someone who wants to say hello…
(Camera zooms back to where JC was sitting a good while ago, the chair is turned, we see a plume of smoke coming from it , slowly it turns to face our camera and we see none other than NEVADA SMITH sitting down, smoking a cigar, he maliciously blows smoke in our direction and with a cynical grin…)
NEVADA: Hello Mael…. Long time no see…. How have you been amigo!? Are you glad to see me!? I know I am… And I can’t wait to meet up with ya Mael… See ya soon Mael…. REAL SOON!!!
(Camera fades off to black….)
(We focus in on JC as he sits behind his desk, drinking from a tall glass… Feet propped up on his desk as he takes a sip and facing our camera with a devious smirk begins to speak….)
JC: Well now I’m simply amazed…. Never knew that a freaking monkey can speak, but then again we are talking about none other than Maelstrom… (Laughs) Don’t mind me Mael; just like to pull your chain from time to time…. I was just watching that cheap promo you spewed out a few days ago… And man, is it full of you know what… Never in my life have I seen or heard such braggadocio… But I’m not here to diss you, nor am I here to trash talk your dumb profound azz… I’m just here to enlighten you on some well know facts that for one reason or another have seem to eluded you… First off Mael, when you ask, and I quote; “WHO THE HELL HAVE YA BEATEN LATELY WORTH MENTIONING?” While it is true that you name yourself, you forget that they have beaten every single rag tag team Malec and KK have thrown at them… You have been one of those NUMEROUS TIMES!!! With Golem, with as you like to call him “Raby” and the list goes on and on… You’re allowing your shallow victory over that pez-eating bandit to stir that wild hair up your a-hole, careful of the hair burns Mael… (Laughs) You call my boys cowards, how you figure that Mael!? You go as far as calling them robots being led around like puppets on strings… You want to talk about fabrications!? OKAY!!! LET”S!!! What dream is it that has you actually believing that the UA cannot measure up to you one on one!? And while we’re on that subject, what freaking world were you on where you made one of the guys submit while trying to drown the other!? (Smirks with a sarcastic grin and shrugs) But if you say it happened then it must have happened… Yea right!!! Dreams and drunken stupors don’t count Mael… Ya see Mael, there seems to be a MANURE-factured misconception floating around here…. (Pauses and with a malicious grin continues…) And you’re IT MAEL!!! Tell me something dude, were you looking in the mirror when you spewed out those words!? Are ya going to sue me for plagiarism!? Go ahead see if I care… As far as the WWWA goes, you’re right the guys were never in that two-bit fed, but I see that ET made sure that they never went where the guys were, so it is true that you and Justice avoided them like the plague… But getting back to Flats and the vicious cowardly attack perpetrated on him… I know you had nothing to do with it, neither did Justice, you guys don’t have the, err, how should I put it, GRAPEFRUITS!!! Yea that’s it!!! You don’t have the grapefruits to try to pull off a stunt like that…. (Laughs and then turns serious) But I do… I know who did this, but I’m going to let you take the blame for it… It’s as simple as that and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it… In fact I have a goo….
(JC is interrupted by Kraven who appears as if out of nowhere… Grabs JC by his neck, he tries to fight Kraven off but is unable to break loose from his grip…)
JC: GET OFF!!! What’s the matter with you man, you’re choking me!!!
KRAVEN: Well then maybe you should do what you’re told and things like this won’t happen… Now go do what I told you to do…
(JC walks off rubbing his neck, he glances at Kraven who with a cynical smirk stares at him until he closes the door…)
KRAVEN: DAMN RUNT!!! Hey Mael, are you out there!? Are you watching this crap!? Well if you are, listen to this now…. Forget that crap, JC said, and just listen to what I have to say about all this crap, and listen well… By crap I mean YOURS as well as JC’s… You’re pounding your chest with this bravado that you finally beat Manson and became the champ… (Starts to slowly pace, not back and forth, but more like a caged animal…) It was bound to happen, hell I should know better than most that eventually you would find your way to the top… And like you I can also say, “Who the hell have you beaten lately”!? NO ONE Mael!!! NO ONE!!! Just like you; to blame everyone else for your shortcomings… You blame Golem for you getting your azz kicked by me and the big man; you blame Manson for your loss to, what was his name!? Nemesis or something like that, and on top of that, you have the audacity to say that you almost drown me, and made the big man submit… (Begins to laugh as he continues to pace…) You actually believe all that s(bleep)t you’re spewing out, don’t you Mael… The way I remember that match, Flats blacked out rather than submit to you, but hey join the freaking club, you can be “Raby’s” VP… And as far as almost drowning me, almost doesn’t cut it Mael, you either do or you don’t!!! But “almost” is a word you’ve come to know very well, you “almost” beat us with Golem, you “almost” beat us with Raby… You “almost” didn’t make it after New Japan, either Mael… You seem to have a problem with who we associate with these days… Sounds like you’re “almost” jealous; is there something wrong with the way we take care of business!? Does it bother you that we do what we do Mael!? Is that it Mael!? What is it with you Mael!? Does lil Mikey want to be just like MIKE!? Is that it Mael!? We’re no one’s puppets, but it’s like you to make a mountain out of a mole hill… That’s one thing you’re good at Mael, you should’ve gone Hollywood, with your flair for the dramatics, you would have been an overnight success… Or you could have become a politician cause you’re real good at making up lies and telling them with a straight face… Mael like I said before, we’ve come full circle, time to end this thing between you and I… (Smirks as he pauses, his pace slows even more as he stares into the camera, his expression deadpan…) Now as far as Justice is concern, tell him not to be foolish, convince him to come in with a very leveled head, otherwise we’ll end it much quicker than it takes to make the introductions… Better make sure that he has his priorities straight and is as focus as you appear to be coming into this one; this is the prelude to Wargames Mael, it’ll be a small sampling of what you can expect… And in case you’re thinking that it’ll be a cakewalk, considering what happened to Flats, I have a contingency plan Mael, someone stands in the shadows ready to come in if the need arises… But regardless, I am coming after YOU Mael, we are going to end this thing between you and I and it starts at Riptide and ends at Wargames… Guess this is it for now, have nothing else to say to you… That is until I hear what ignorant jargon you have to spew out next… By the way I have someone who wants to say hello…
(Camera zooms back to where JC was sitting a good while ago, the chair is turned, we see a plume of smoke coming from it , slowly it turns to face our camera and we see none other than NEVADA SMITH sitting down, smoking a cigar, he maliciously blows smoke in our direction and with a cynical grin…)
NEVADA: Hello Mael…. Long time no see…. How have you been amigo!? Are you glad to see me!? I know I am… And I can’t wait to meet up with ya Mael… See ya soon Mael…. REAL SOON!!!
(Camera fades off to black….)
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Get A Grip
(FADE IN:....... on a live recording session featuring Tony Ross recapping the week's past events in the GLCW......)
TONY ROSS: In other news, the GLCW continues to expand as it premiered with its new show, "Wired", this past weekend in Fli------
(CUTTO: An impromptu appearance by Maelstrom as he walks right on to the set, dragging the GLCW Heavyweight title in tow behind him. He blatantly interrupts Tony Ross and snatches the mic from his hand.....)
TONY ROSS: Excuse me.... You can't just walk on he------
(Maelstrom narrows his eyes and tosses Tony Ross a brief menacing glare which immediately and effectively serves its purpose. Maelstrom then slowly turns back toward the cameras and begins to speak)
MAELSTROM: Ya know, we've got a LOT of rumors..... a LOT of conveniently TWISTED facts bein' MANURE-factured 'round here as of late..... namely from the UA and their puppetteer, Manson. First let me address the "Earl of Excuses".... the "Prince of Posing"..... Michael Manson. Manson, ya would think that after I HUMBLED yer phoney two cent A$$ in front of the world en route to strippin' ya of yer precious strap, that ya'd polish up yer "act" a lil' better.
(pauses as he nods his head disparagingly)
MAELSTROM: But no! Here ya are still tryin' to save face by not only tryin' to rationalize just WHY and HOW ya lost to me, but by braggin' that ya beat and pinned me the following week!
(smiles faintly)
MAELSTROM: Well, it's just like ya to spread around "propaganda"..... conveniently leavin' out small, yet important details as ya go along..... such as the fact that when ya......
(raises both hands over his head while holding the the mic in one and the GLCW strap in the other, and does the finger quote thingie)
MAELSTROM: ......"beat an' pinned" me, ya did so with the use of a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES in a 3-WAY..... NOT a singles match! A pretty stark contrast in comparison to when I made yer punk a$$ PASS OUT in our SINGLE'S match WITHOUT the use of interference.... WITHOUT the use of foreign objects...... usin' nothin' more than simply imposing MY will on ya! It's painfully obvious Manson, that against me, ya simply DON'T have the tools to get the job done on yer own..... ya simply don't measure up, ya never did an' ya never will! Which is probably the reason why yer CONSTANTLY pearl-harboring me every chance ya get, cuz ya KNOW that that is the ONLY way ya can get ANY sort of edge on me.... an' even then, it's always... SHORT-LIVED! Now on to yer lil' servants, Kraven an' Flats. Kraven, it's no wonder nearly every word that comes outta yer mouth is rhetorical BULLS(BLEEP)T, considering the very meaning of yer name implies.... C-O-W-A-R-D!! Yeah, ya certainly exemplify the meaning of yer name Krav! As for yer inane views on accomplishments, I'm not about to sink to yer childish level regardin' conquest comparisons..... so lets just say that OUR common denominator is YOU, ME an' yer partner FLATS! Our history speaks of ya nearly drowning at MY hands and Flats screaming like the B(BLEEP)TCH he is when he SUBMITTED...... once again at MY hands! It's become PAINFULLY obvious that even pairing up against me, ya two together STILL can't put me down! HELL! Even in New Japan, it took S-E-V-E-N of ya to put me down..... an' yet ya were all still TOO incompetent to KEEP me down! Haven't ya ever wondered why whenever I've faced you two in tag competition..... it's never ME that gets put down?
(mocks sarcasm in a very animated manner)
MAELSTROM: Could it be that maybe..... just MAYBE.... ya two STILL DON'T MEASURE UP AGAINST ME EVEN PAIRED UP?! Face it son, you guys, Krav, Flats, Manson.... you guys are incapable of gettin' the job done unless there's a foreign object or interference involved! An' ya can CLAIM that my statements are nothin' more than rationalizations or excuses.... as I know ya will, but it's all good, cuz ya see, the tapes don't lie anymore than you guys tell the FULL version of the TRUTH....... which is NEVER!
(grins mishieviously)
MAELSTROM: It must really SUCK that for all yer "supposed" accomplishments.... for all yer longevity..... I'm STILL considered the MOST FEARSOME..... the MOST SUCCESSFUL..... the MOST IMPOSING Pandorian to EVER grace a wrestling ring! How does it feel to live in MY SHADOW, knowing that you've ALL been around a lot longer than me, an' yet yer all STILL strugglin' to capture the status an' reach the levels I have? Yeah, Krav.... AND Flats..... and lets not forget about that lil' transvestite JC.... yer JEALOUSY is shining through like a beacon in the night for all to see! And as for that "wanna-bee Maelstrom", Nevada Smith..... son ya threats don't carry it's desired effect..... amusement is all ya inspire in me Nevada! Cuz just like yer puppetteered pals, YOU needed not only the UA.... but running me down with a car to capture that "W" 'gainst me back in the WWL! You more than anyone have proven, that ya DON'T have the ability to get the job done like a true warrior! Fact is, yer worse than Krav and Flats..... at least they at ONE TIME, long ago, were something! You, on the other hand continue to do what you've always done.... live an un-original existance, attempting to emulate others, but proving that yer nothin' more than a clone..... a cheap carbon copy. Ya wanna step to me Nevada, well, like I tell EVERYONE..... I'm not a hard man to find!
(pauses as he glares stoically)
MAELSTROM: Krav.... Flats..... ya speak of settling the score once and for all as though this upcoming match 'gainst Justice an' me is simply 'bout you.... that the focus is on the two of you 'cuz .... yer simply that good? (chuckles to himself) Well, I would say that I hate to disappoint ya, but the fact of the matter is, is that I actually derive pleasure from doin' so. Yeah, this match is 'bout you.... the BOTH of you. It's 'bout yer grip on credibility, yer grip on reality...... an' just how loose it really is......
(Maelstrom tosses the mic back to Tony Ross who bobbles it a few times before finally catching it. He then watches as Maelstrom leaves just as suddenly as he appeared before, dragging the GLCW strap in tow. Suddenly realizing that he's still on the air he starts to stammer......)
TONY ROSS: ----- um, errr..... ahhh, I suppose this takes the term "Live Show" to a new level. Just goes to show you just how EXPLOSIVE the GLCW is right now. We can barely contain all the action! Anyhow, notwithstanding Maelstrom's impromptu appearance, on to this past week's events on wired......
(Tony Ross continues speaking as the view starts panning away until it ultimately...... FADES OUT.....)
(FADE IN:....... on a live recording session featuring Tony Ross recapping the week's past events in the GLCW......)
TONY ROSS: In other news, the GLCW continues to expand as it premiered with its new show, "Wired", this past weekend in Fli------
(CUTTO: An impromptu appearance by Maelstrom as he walks right on to the set, dragging the GLCW Heavyweight title in tow behind him. He blatantly interrupts Tony Ross and snatches the mic from his hand.....)
TONY ROSS: Excuse me.... You can't just walk on he------
(Maelstrom narrows his eyes and tosses Tony Ross a brief menacing glare which immediately and effectively serves its purpose. Maelstrom then slowly turns back toward the cameras and begins to speak)
MAELSTROM: Ya know, we've got a LOT of rumors..... a LOT of conveniently TWISTED facts bein' MANURE-factured 'round here as of late..... namely from the UA and their puppetteer, Manson. First let me address the "Earl of Excuses".... the "Prince of Posing"..... Michael Manson. Manson, ya would think that after I HUMBLED yer phoney two cent A$$ in front of the world en route to strippin' ya of yer precious strap, that ya'd polish up yer "act" a lil' better.
(pauses as he nods his head disparagingly)
MAELSTROM: But no! Here ya are still tryin' to save face by not only tryin' to rationalize just WHY and HOW ya lost to me, but by braggin' that ya beat and pinned me the following week!
(smiles faintly)
MAELSTROM: Well, it's just like ya to spread around "propaganda"..... conveniently leavin' out small, yet important details as ya go along..... such as the fact that when ya......
(raises both hands over his head while holding the the mic in one and the GLCW strap in the other, and does the finger quote thingie)
MAELSTROM: ......"beat an' pinned" me, ya did so with the use of a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES in a 3-WAY..... NOT a singles match! A pretty stark contrast in comparison to when I made yer punk a$$ PASS OUT in our SINGLE'S match WITHOUT the use of interference.... WITHOUT the use of foreign objects...... usin' nothin' more than simply imposing MY will on ya! It's painfully obvious Manson, that against me, ya simply DON'T have the tools to get the job done on yer own..... ya simply don't measure up, ya never did an' ya never will! Which is probably the reason why yer CONSTANTLY pearl-harboring me every chance ya get, cuz ya KNOW that that is the ONLY way ya can get ANY sort of edge on me.... an' even then, it's always... SHORT-LIVED! Now on to yer lil' servants, Kraven an' Flats. Kraven, it's no wonder nearly every word that comes outta yer mouth is rhetorical BULLS(BLEEP)T, considering the very meaning of yer name implies.... C-O-W-A-R-D!! Yeah, ya certainly exemplify the meaning of yer name Krav! As for yer inane views on accomplishments, I'm not about to sink to yer childish level regardin' conquest comparisons..... so lets just say that OUR common denominator is YOU, ME an' yer partner FLATS! Our history speaks of ya nearly drowning at MY hands and Flats screaming like the B(BLEEP)TCH he is when he SUBMITTED...... once again at MY hands! It's become PAINFULLY obvious that even pairing up against me, ya two together STILL can't put me down! HELL! Even in New Japan, it took S-E-V-E-N of ya to put me down..... an' yet ya were all still TOO incompetent to KEEP me down! Haven't ya ever wondered why whenever I've faced you two in tag competition..... it's never ME that gets put down?
(mocks sarcasm in a very animated manner)
MAELSTROM: Could it be that maybe..... just MAYBE.... ya two STILL DON'T MEASURE UP AGAINST ME EVEN PAIRED UP?! Face it son, you guys, Krav, Flats, Manson.... you guys are incapable of gettin' the job done unless there's a foreign object or interference involved! An' ya can CLAIM that my statements are nothin' more than rationalizations or excuses.... as I know ya will, but it's all good, cuz ya see, the tapes don't lie anymore than you guys tell the FULL version of the TRUTH....... which is NEVER!
(grins mishieviously)
MAELSTROM: It must really SUCK that for all yer "supposed" accomplishments.... for all yer longevity..... I'm STILL considered the MOST FEARSOME..... the MOST SUCCESSFUL..... the MOST IMPOSING Pandorian to EVER grace a wrestling ring! How does it feel to live in MY SHADOW, knowing that you've ALL been around a lot longer than me, an' yet yer all STILL strugglin' to capture the status an' reach the levels I have? Yeah, Krav.... AND Flats..... and lets not forget about that lil' transvestite JC.... yer JEALOUSY is shining through like a beacon in the night for all to see! And as for that "wanna-bee Maelstrom", Nevada Smith..... son ya threats don't carry it's desired effect..... amusement is all ya inspire in me Nevada! Cuz just like yer puppetteered pals, YOU needed not only the UA.... but running me down with a car to capture that "W" 'gainst me back in the WWL! You more than anyone have proven, that ya DON'T have the ability to get the job done like a true warrior! Fact is, yer worse than Krav and Flats..... at least they at ONE TIME, long ago, were something! You, on the other hand continue to do what you've always done.... live an un-original existance, attempting to emulate others, but proving that yer nothin' more than a clone..... a cheap carbon copy. Ya wanna step to me Nevada, well, like I tell EVERYONE..... I'm not a hard man to find!
(pauses as he glares stoically)
MAELSTROM: Krav.... Flats..... ya speak of settling the score once and for all as though this upcoming match 'gainst Justice an' me is simply 'bout you.... that the focus is on the two of you 'cuz .... yer simply that good? (chuckles to himself) Well, I would say that I hate to disappoint ya, but the fact of the matter is, is that I actually derive pleasure from doin' so. Yeah, this match is 'bout you.... the BOTH of you. It's 'bout yer grip on credibility, yer grip on reality...... an' just how loose it really is......
(Maelstrom tosses the mic back to Tony Ross who bobbles it a few times before finally catching it. He then watches as Maelstrom leaves just as suddenly as he appeared before, dragging the GLCW strap in tow. Suddenly realizing that he's still on the air he starts to stammer......)
TONY ROSS: ----- um, errr..... ahhh, I suppose this takes the term "Live Show" to a new level. Just goes to show you just how EXPLOSIVE the GLCW is right now. We can barely contain all the action! Anyhow, notwithstanding Maelstrom's impromptu appearance, on to this past week's events on wired......
(Tony Ross continues speaking as the view starts panning away until it ultimately...... FADES OUT.....)
JC
League Member
Checkmate....
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Apr-10-03 AT 03:34 PM (EST)](We come into view once again on JC’s office where we find not only JC but the UA as well… JC is holding onto a mike and as we zoom in….)
JC: Good evening we’re just a few days pass from that great premiere “WIRED” where we once again saw the great UA demolished yet two more victims… I have to admit ladies and gentlema…
(He is cut off by Kraven who snatches the mike from his hands, glares into his eyes, JC trying to hide an obvious smirk as he tries to act as if he is angry…)
JC: HEY!!! You just can’t walk into my show and interrupt me!!!
KRAVEN: I just did and what are you going to do about it!!! Do YOU know who I am!? HUH!? (Makes mocking gesture as if to side slap him, JC jumps back)
JC: Easy big fella, no need to get violent… I was going to interview the great Maelstrom but since you’re here and you are a champion I guess I can by pass Mr. Maelstrom and interview you instead…
KRAVEN: Maelstrom eh!? Well I know a thing or two about a thing or two… You see I know Maelstrom better than he knows himself… I know what makes him tick, I know what ticks him off and I know just how tight to wind him in order to make him go ape s(bleep)t… (Smirks) Yea I know Mael… (Stares into camera) I know the REAL Mael, not the one he portrays in front of all you good people, I know the evil Mael, the Mael who dwells in a cesspool of languishing anguish… Yes people that’s the true Mael… It’s become so easy to jerk his chain, it’s almost pathetic; I am actually enjoying watching his fits of rage as I string him along like a little lost puppy… Mael!? You’re a funny and amusing little man, see how easily I pull those strings and make you dance and sing like a Bo Jangles doll!? Do you see just how effortless it was to get you all pissed off!? Have you noticed that I made ya blink!? There was no need for all that foul language dude, you made your point, enough with the insults dude… No need to get all bent out of shape… All that just because I came out here and spoke the truth… You are such an angry man Mael, you have issues, deeply rooted issues that are festering deep inside, you should seek help Mael… Yes for the love of God, seek help before it’s too late… I apologize for saying all those things, so what if they were all true… If they bother you that much, I won’t bring it up any more…
(The screen behind Kraven comes alive with Maelstrom’s last promo where he is seen bullying Tony Ross… JC and the UA watch inattentively; Flatliner just glares onto the screen as JC and Kraven both sport cynical grins… As the promo ends, Kraven once again begins to speak…)
KRAVEN: Mael, you really are full of it aren’t you… I know that you are worried… Worried that your time is running out, you have run out of friends, have run out of options and the ONLY thing you have left is to hurl insults and innuendoes; but that’s quite all right… If you feel compelled to trash talk your way through this go right ahead, it isn’t going to change the fact that I’m coming after your narrow azz… You live much too much in the past Mael, sure you almost drowned me, but like I said before “almost” doesn’t cut it in this business… Now as for your claim that you made Flats scream like a #####, (Smirks) just another fabrication on your part; true that he blacked out denying you that claim, but still you insist on coloring it in a different shade…. That too is quite all right, it doesn’t faze me or the big man; it would seem that you and Jean have a fetish where it concerns telling the truth, but if telling lies makes you happy, go to it dude… (His smirk turns cynical) Live in your shadow Mael!? Come on get freaking real, you pompous azz fakir, what makes you think that you are the best Pandorian Mael, what makes you actually believe that you are all that Mael!? HUH!? You need to stop staring into that mirror Mael, it is giving you all the wrong answers… What you need is a damn reality check and I am the one to deliver that reality check… No need to thank me Mael, more than happy to beat it into that thick skull of yours… Now, it really pains me to tell this to you, a fellow Pandorian, but Mael, you’re not all that…. On top of being a hypocrite, a liar, and a wishful thinker, you have decided to hurl insults and do a little name calling; (Smirks) You even went as far as to trash the ONLY person that thinks something of you… Why would you call Nevada a “Maelstrom wanna-be”!? (Starts to laugh) We all had a good hard laugh with that one Mael… He’s not into “pulp fiction” characters Mael, you’re just pissed because that man has beaten the living snot out of you, not once but TWICE and he did it all by himself!!! (Points two fingers at the camera) In the HWA he handed you your azz on a platter and in the WWL, you’re right he ran you over, but correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t that a no DQ, anything goes street fight sort of match!? And while we were there to see you get your azz handed to you once again, we didn’t even have to lift a finger…So as far as Nevada lacking the “ability” as you so eloquently put it, it was really you who was found lacking son, it was you who was left laying on your back both times Mael… Regardless of how he did it, he did it and THAT’S what counts Mael… Now as far as his threats, (Smirks as he shrugs his shoulders) What threats Mael, all he did was say “HEY”… And that he was looking forward to seeing you real soon… You have issues Mael, you need to sit down, take a real deep look at yourself and realize that no matter how much you pound your chest, you’re still nothing more than ape s(bleep)t…
JC: Well ladies and gentlemen, there you have it, words of wisdom from one of the all time greats… Now if I may, Flats is there anything you want to say to the fans and most importantly to Mael and Jared!?
FLATLINER: (Stays glaring at JC, who senses that he does not or will not say anything… Without warning he jumps up grabs the mike…) Nothing to be said, other than see you in the ring Mael… Maybe before then too…
(Slams the mike into JC’s chest, he grimaces as if in pain and lets out a loud “OW”…. Kraven bursts out laughing… In the background we can hear, “We are the champions” by Queen…. Camera slowly fades off into static….)
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Apr-10-03 AT 03:34 PM (EST)](We come into view once again on JC’s office where we find not only JC but the UA as well… JC is holding onto a mike and as we zoom in….)
JC: Good evening we’re just a few days pass from that great premiere “WIRED” where we once again saw the great UA demolished yet two more victims… I have to admit ladies and gentlema…
(He is cut off by Kraven who snatches the mike from his hands, glares into his eyes, JC trying to hide an obvious smirk as he tries to act as if he is angry…)
JC: HEY!!! You just can’t walk into my show and interrupt me!!!
KRAVEN: I just did and what are you going to do about it!!! Do YOU know who I am!? HUH!? (Makes mocking gesture as if to side slap him, JC jumps back)
JC: Easy big fella, no need to get violent… I was going to interview the great Maelstrom but since you’re here and you are a champion I guess I can by pass Mr. Maelstrom and interview you instead…
KRAVEN: Maelstrom eh!? Well I know a thing or two about a thing or two… You see I know Maelstrom better than he knows himself… I know what makes him tick, I know what ticks him off and I know just how tight to wind him in order to make him go ape s(bleep)t… (Smirks) Yea I know Mael… (Stares into camera) I know the REAL Mael, not the one he portrays in front of all you good people, I know the evil Mael, the Mael who dwells in a cesspool of languishing anguish… Yes people that’s the true Mael… It’s become so easy to jerk his chain, it’s almost pathetic; I am actually enjoying watching his fits of rage as I string him along like a little lost puppy… Mael!? You’re a funny and amusing little man, see how easily I pull those strings and make you dance and sing like a Bo Jangles doll!? Do you see just how effortless it was to get you all pissed off!? Have you noticed that I made ya blink!? There was no need for all that foul language dude, you made your point, enough with the insults dude… No need to get all bent out of shape… All that just because I came out here and spoke the truth… You are such an angry man Mael, you have issues, deeply rooted issues that are festering deep inside, you should seek help Mael… Yes for the love of God, seek help before it’s too late… I apologize for saying all those things, so what if they were all true… If they bother you that much, I won’t bring it up any more…
(The screen behind Kraven comes alive with Maelstrom’s last promo where he is seen bullying Tony Ross… JC and the UA watch inattentively; Flatliner just glares onto the screen as JC and Kraven both sport cynical grins… As the promo ends, Kraven once again begins to speak…)
KRAVEN: Mael, you really are full of it aren’t you… I know that you are worried… Worried that your time is running out, you have run out of friends, have run out of options and the ONLY thing you have left is to hurl insults and innuendoes; but that’s quite all right… If you feel compelled to trash talk your way through this go right ahead, it isn’t going to change the fact that I’m coming after your narrow azz… You live much too much in the past Mael, sure you almost drowned me, but like I said before “almost” doesn’t cut it in this business… Now as for your claim that you made Flats scream like a #####, (Smirks) just another fabrication on your part; true that he blacked out denying you that claim, but still you insist on coloring it in a different shade…. That too is quite all right, it doesn’t faze me or the big man; it would seem that you and Jean have a fetish where it concerns telling the truth, but if telling lies makes you happy, go to it dude… (His smirk turns cynical) Live in your shadow Mael!? Come on get freaking real, you pompous azz fakir, what makes you think that you are the best Pandorian Mael, what makes you actually believe that you are all that Mael!? HUH!? You need to stop staring into that mirror Mael, it is giving you all the wrong answers… What you need is a damn reality check and I am the one to deliver that reality check… No need to thank me Mael, more than happy to beat it into that thick skull of yours… Now, it really pains me to tell this to you, a fellow Pandorian, but Mael, you’re not all that…. On top of being a hypocrite, a liar, and a wishful thinker, you have decided to hurl insults and do a little name calling; (Smirks) You even went as far as to trash the ONLY person that thinks something of you… Why would you call Nevada a “Maelstrom wanna-be”!? (Starts to laugh) We all had a good hard laugh with that one Mael… He’s not into “pulp fiction” characters Mael, you’re just pissed because that man has beaten the living snot out of you, not once but TWICE and he did it all by himself!!! (Points two fingers at the camera) In the HWA he handed you your azz on a platter and in the WWL, you’re right he ran you over, but correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t that a no DQ, anything goes street fight sort of match!? And while we were there to see you get your azz handed to you once again, we didn’t even have to lift a finger…So as far as Nevada lacking the “ability” as you so eloquently put it, it was really you who was found lacking son, it was you who was left laying on your back both times Mael… Regardless of how he did it, he did it and THAT’S what counts Mael… Now as far as his threats, (Smirks as he shrugs his shoulders) What threats Mael, all he did was say “HEY”… And that he was looking forward to seeing you real soon… You have issues Mael, you need to sit down, take a real deep look at yourself and realize that no matter how much you pound your chest, you’re still nothing more than ape s(bleep)t…
JC: Well ladies and gentlemen, there you have it, words of wisdom from one of the all time greats… Now if I may, Flats is there anything you want to say to the fans and most importantly to Mael and Jared!?
FLATLINER: (Stays glaring at JC, who senses that he does not or will not say anything… Without warning he jumps up grabs the mike…) Nothing to be said, other than see you in the ring Mael… Maybe before then too…
(Slams the mike into JC’s chest, he grimaces as if in pain and lets out a loud “OW”…. Kraven bursts out laughing… In the background we can hear, “We are the champions” by Queen…. Camera slowly fades off into static….)
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON Apr-10-03 AT 03:36 PM (EST)](A few hours have passed since we were focused in on Kraven and Nevada… Now in the same office, we begin to focus in on JC who once again sits behind his desk; his expression is one that is a glow with sarcasm and a trace of deviousness…)
JC: What happens when you’re pushed over the edge!? You want to know what happens Justice!? I don’t know about anyone else, but when the UA does the pushing, you fall off that edge… And as you can see the UA now includes Nevada, the most deranged psychotic individual I have known; what does that mean Justice!? Simply put, you don’t put out a fire with water; you put it out with a bigger fire, an inferno… And they come no bigger than Nevada; yep we at “casa NEH” always fight fire with fire… (Laughs as he opens a drawer and pulls out a bottle, Chivas Regal and a glass; pouring himself a drink he continues speaking…) Ah, strong but good… Anyway Justice, that fire burning in your heart is about to get extinguished… You see Justice, while Mael likes to go around pounding his chest like a freaking monkey, he’s throwing you to the wolves; just watch his previous matches against the UA, watch closely and you will see who always got the s(bleep)ty end of that stick… And well, it’s very obvious this time around who he has chosen to throw this time… No clue yet Justice!? (Takes a drink) Well let me slow down a bit, the chest pounding monkey will be throwing you to the wolves this time around Justice, he’s going to sacrifice you in order for him to look good, you’ll be his reason, his excuse as to why once again he has lost to the guys… He’s very hard headed Justice, just look at what his obsessions with Nevada got him!? Look at how his betrayal in New Japan left him; but yet he continues, yes Justice he continues to sacrifice those few so-called friends, making them his sacrificial lambs, and you know what Justice!? We grow tire of eating lamb, we want some beef now, so my advice to you is stay the hell out of the way and live to fight another day… (Smirks) I am sure you heard what Kraven said, time to end this and he’s deadpan serious Jared… So let THAT echo in your mind for awhile, let it sink in real good… What awaits for you is nothing but pain Jared, a whole lot of pain; Mael knows that and I think it’s time you know it too… So when he has you in front of that burning fire, giving you Pandorian whiskey, do not get so mesmerized by his bull, save a tiny piece of what’s left of your sanity for the real reality of the night… Realize that you are going against the most dominant force today, and they take no prisoners… But most importantly realize that you will be the sacrificial lamb Mael will throw into the wolves’ den… Just to satisfy his obsessions a bit, the game to end the game is about to begin Jared, don’t be the monkey caught in the middle of it… It’s not going to be a very good place to be in… Talk to Golem, he’ll tell you exactly who Mael really is… He’ll tell you that of all people Mael is the least you should put trust in and rightly so; he almost became one of Mael’s sacrificial lambs, but he realized almost too late what Mael was really doing; he was feeding the wolves Jared, feeding the wolves at everyone else’s expense, and you’ll be no different… And while I know that you’re not the least bit worried Jared, let me ask you this… You seem to trust Mael, more than he does you… You heard what he had to say about my guys and what he even had to say about former and current partners… (His smirk turns devious and malicious…) And that included you Jared; so tell me Jared, what makes you think that he’s really your friend!? What makes you believe that he will be there when the need arises!? You have your problems with Manson and if that wasn’t enough, you have decided to eat some of what’s on Mael’s plate also… That’s very foolish Justice, very foolish indeed… (Shrugs and laughs) But that’s your choice and now you will have to live with it; you see Jared, while you want to think of yourself as one crazed and demented sick SOB, you don’t even come close to be able to keep pace… Mael is desperate, he’s running out of options and he thinks that by throwing in fresh bodies, it will buy him some time… I’m here to tell you that he’s wrong, he can’t buy anymore time… Like Kraven said, this has reached full circle and it all must end, so we can then all go on with our lives… You don’t know the half of it Jared, I can smell it in the air, this thing between my guys and Mael has reached the point of no return… So it will be very unfortunate for you to decide, this late in the game to decide to jump on the band wagon… You’re allowing Mael’s rhetorical bull fog that already dense mind of yours Jared; listen to him real good and you’ll hear the same old crap over and over again… The guy’s nothing more than a freaking broken record… “I am the dominant Pandorian” “I am the one” “I am the most fearsome” (Begins to laugh) Wind him up and that’s what you’ll hear over and over, the same old song… So you think about what I
have said, and remember Jared, only you can prevent forest fires… (Laughs) Later dude….
(Camera fades off into a Wargames promo… It then fades to black….)
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Apr-10-03 AT 03:36 PM (EST)](A few hours have passed since we were focused in on Kraven and Nevada… Now in the same office, we begin to focus in on JC who once again sits behind his desk; his expression is one that is a glow with sarcasm and a trace of deviousness…)
JC: What happens when you’re pushed over the edge!? You want to know what happens Justice!? I don’t know about anyone else, but when the UA does the pushing, you fall off that edge… And as you can see the UA now includes Nevada, the most deranged psychotic individual I have known; what does that mean Justice!? Simply put, you don’t put out a fire with water; you put it out with a bigger fire, an inferno… And they come no bigger than Nevada; yep we at “casa NEH” always fight fire with fire… (Laughs as he opens a drawer and pulls out a bottle, Chivas Regal and a glass; pouring himself a drink he continues speaking…) Ah, strong but good… Anyway Justice, that fire burning in your heart is about to get extinguished… You see Justice, while Mael likes to go around pounding his chest like a freaking monkey, he’s throwing you to the wolves; just watch his previous matches against the UA, watch closely and you will see who always got the s(bleep)ty end of that stick… And well, it’s very obvious this time around who he has chosen to throw this time… No clue yet Justice!? (Takes a drink) Well let me slow down a bit, the chest pounding monkey will be throwing you to the wolves this time around Justice, he’s going to sacrifice you in order for him to look good, you’ll be his reason, his excuse as to why once again he has lost to the guys… He’s very hard headed Justice, just look at what his obsessions with Nevada got him!? Look at how his betrayal in New Japan left him; but yet he continues, yes Justice he continues to sacrifice those few so-called friends, making them his sacrificial lambs, and you know what Justice!? We grow tire of eating lamb, we want some beef now, so my advice to you is stay the hell out of the way and live to fight another day… (Smirks) I am sure you heard what Kraven said, time to end this and he’s deadpan serious Jared… So let THAT echo in your mind for awhile, let it sink in real good… What awaits for you is nothing but pain Jared, a whole lot of pain; Mael knows that and I think it’s time you know it too… So when he has you in front of that burning fire, giving you Pandorian whiskey, do not get so mesmerized by his bull, save a tiny piece of what’s left of your sanity for the real reality of the night… Realize that you are going against the most dominant force today, and they take no prisoners… But most importantly realize that you will be the sacrificial lamb Mael will throw into the wolves’ den… Just to satisfy his obsessions a bit, the game to end the game is about to begin Jared, don’t be the monkey caught in the middle of it… It’s not going to be a very good place to be in… Talk to Golem, he’ll tell you exactly who Mael really is… He’ll tell you that of all people Mael is the least you should put trust in and rightly so; he almost became one of Mael’s sacrificial lambs, but he realized almost too late what Mael was really doing; he was feeding the wolves Jared, feeding the wolves at everyone else’s expense, and you’ll be no different… And while I know that you’re not the least bit worried Jared, let me ask you this… You seem to trust Mael, more than he does you… You heard what he had to say about my guys and what he even had to say about former and current partners… (His smirk turns devious and malicious…) And that included you Jared; so tell me Jared, what makes you think that he’s really your friend!? What makes you believe that he will be there when the need arises!? You have your problems with Manson and if that wasn’t enough, you have decided to eat some of what’s on Mael’s plate also… That’s very foolish Justice, very foolish indeed… (Shrugs and laughs) But that’s your choice and now you will have to live with it; you see Jared, while you want to think of yourself as one crazed and demented sick SOB, you don’t even come close to be able to keep pace… Mael is desperate, he’s running out of options and he thinks that by throwing in fresh bodies, it will buy him some time… I’m here to tell you that he’s wrong, he can’t buy anymore time… Like Kraven said, this has reached full circle and it all must end, so we can then all go on with our lives… You don’t know the half of it Jared, I can smell it in the air, this thing between my guys and Mael has reached the point of no return… So it will be very unfortunate for you to decide, this late in the game to decide to jump on the band wagon… You’re allowing Mael’s rhetorical bull fog that already dense mind of yours Jared; listen to him real good and you’ll hear the same old crap over and over again… The guy’s nothing more than a freaking broken record… “I am the dominant Pandorian” “I am the one” “I am the most fearsome” (Begins to laugh) Wind him up and that’s what you’ll hear over and over, the same old song… So you think about what I
have said, and remember Jared, only you can prevent forest fires… (Laughs) Later dude….
(Camera fades off into a Wargames promo… It then fades to black….)
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON Apr-11-03 AT 06:25 AM (EST)]OORP: This rp was all ready to be posted a little before 11 p.m. last nite, however FW Central was down. (Chad informed me it was some sort of emergency maintenance) While I know it won't count now, I figure, what the F(bleep)K, may as well post it anyway since it was already written. Looks like you caught a break JC.....
(FADE IN:...... a typical GLCW backdrop where we see a monitor displaying the UA's latest mic spot. The volume is too low to be heard but it really doesn't matter anyhow as a large figure steps in front of our view, his back to us, blocking the monitor altogether. His black mane sways rhythmically from side to side as he shakes his head disparagingly, waves off the images on the monitor and turns to face us, revealing to us what we've already figured as we look upon the smirk on the face of the GLCW Heavyweight Champion.... the man known to us simply as......)
MAELSTROM: Are ya now making up promotions Krav? I've never been involved with let alone even heard of ANY promotion called the HWA! So unless Nevada was fighting one of YOU Maelstrom-wannabees back then..... he was doin' what he's so prolific at.... playing with himself. As for that WWL victory you an' he are SOOOOO proud of over me..... in answer to yer ASSumption that it was a STREET-FIGHT type match, with no rules? ..... NOT! That wasn't a special stip match. As always, attempting to gain an edge, Nevada, bein' the coward that he is.... something which YOU yerself are well familiar with Krav, decided to BLINDSIDE me as I arrived at the arena. Ya have the nerve to suggest that I'm blinking yet here YOU are tryin' to EXPLAIN away as well as JUSTIFY the manner in which Nevada got that WWL win over me! Hmmm, I wonder why? Could it be that YOU just blinked? As I stated before, he doesn't possess the ability or talent to get the job done on his own so he hides behind sneak attacks, the UA and tryin' to permanently injure me with a car so he can free himself of livin' in MY shadow. Nobody needs to take my word for it... all they have to do is view the tape.
(pauses as he nods his head assuredly)
MAELSTROM: Yer the ones claimin' that "once an' for all this will all be settled" ...... it's an obvious issue for you guys.... not for me. Yer in desperate need of closure whereas I've moved on without givin' it a second thought. Ya had Nevada FOLLOWING me to the WWL as well as WAR..... ya had Flats followin' me to the WWWA.... an' now ya have Nevada, Flats, Kraven, an' JC followin' me to the GLCW.... all in a vain attempt to dispel that ever elusive, nagging sense of insecurity that ya all front off as bravado. It's pretty pathetic if ya stop to think 'bout it. Yer whole existance is built on a FACADE! Yer identity..... A LIE! Look at you JC, a closet transvestite who got publicly humiliated by yours truly when I exposed ya for the panty-wearing switch-hitter that ya are! An' you Flats, still can't accept or cope with the fact that BOTH Raby and myself made ya.... TAP OUT!
(grins faintly)
MAELSTROM: As for you Krav, ya can banter, huff an' puff all ya want..... it still won't compensate for or erase the FACT that you haven't single-handedly accomplished anything major in this sport! Oh and Nevada.... ya can keep on tryin' to emulate me, in the spirit of plagerists an' phonies an' such.... just keep in mind, no matter how hard ya try.... you can NEVER be like me! Hell, how could ya, ya lost to a LOSER like MINION! Maybe if ya stopped puffin' on those cannabis cigars you'd get a REAL grip on reality. It's all good though, ya guys just go on an continue livin' in yer own deluded, unoriginal, monkey-see-monkey-do lil' world...... "Wannabee-Central"! I mean it's bad 'nuff yer twistin' the truth into a pretzel, but now yer goin' 'round flat out fabricatin' things as ya go along! Hell, yer even tryin' to cast doubt towards my integrity with my partner Justice by tellin' him I can't be trusted cuz of what I said regarding any an' all partners the GLCW will pair me with. Yer too IGNORANT to realize that that is PRECISELY why they can trust me! Cuz unlike YOU guys, they KNOW upfront where I'm comin' from! They KNOW upfront what I'm alludin' to if they drop the ball! Ya see, I'm not a two-faced, brown-nosing, ass-kissin' snake like YOU guys are! I'll tell it like it is an' if ANYONE has a problem with what I have to say.... INCLUDIN' MY PARTNERS... then that's just tough! I don't discriminate, be it partner or foe, I'll impose my will on either! Yeah, that's right, I'm arrogant..... I'm antisocial, moody..... an' I carry an attitude! But unlike you guys, it works for me for one simple reason..... I CAN BACK UP ANYTHIN' I CLAIM!
(glances back at the monitor which is still airing the UA's mic spot and chuckles to himself)
MAELSTROM: What's the use eh? Why bother wasting my breath on those with barely a trace of brain...... Why bother listening to yer senseless prefabricated jibberish? It lost its charm LOOOOONG ago ya see. You guys are nothin' short of a cliche so I'm tossin' ya a "Mulligan" an' preempting yer tripe cuz everythin' ya say..... everythin' ya do..... is all insignificant. It's simply a matter of mind over matter, ya see.... I no longer MIND yer tripe cuz you no longer MATTER......
(A heavy thud is heard as Maelstrom drops the mic to the floor and walks off the set, dragging the GLCW heavyweight title in tow behind him...... as we in turn simply .... FADE OUT....)
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Apr-11-03 AT 06:25 AM (EST)]OORP: This rp was all ready to be posted a little before 11 p.m. last nite, however FW Central was down. (Chad informed me it was some sort of emergency maintenance) While I know it won't count now, I figure, what the F(bleep)K, may as well post it anyway since it was already written. Looks like you caught a break JC.....
(FADE IN:...... a typical GLCW backdrop where we see a monitor displaying the UA's latest mic spot. The volume is too low to be heard but it really doesn't matter anyhow as a large figure steps in front of our view, his back to us, blocking the monitor altogether. His black mane sways rhythmically from side to side as he shakes his head disparagingly, waves off the images on the monitor and turns to face us, revealing to us what we've already figured as we look upon the smirk on the face of the GLCW Heavyweight Champion.... the man known to us simply as......)
MAELSTROM: Are ya now making up promotions Krav? I've never been involved with let alone even heard of ANY promotion called the HWA! So unless Nevada was fighting one of YOU Maelstrom-wannabees back then..... he was doin' what he's so prolific at.... playing with himself. As for that WWL victory you an' he are SOOOOO proud of over me..... in answer to yer ASSumption that it was a STREET-FIGHT type match, with no rules? ..... NOT! That wasn't a special stip match. As always, attempting to gain an edge, Nevada, bein' the coward that he is.... something which YOU yerself are well familiar with Krav, decided to BLINDSIDE me as I arrived at the arena. Ya have the nerve to suggest that I'm blinking yet here YOU are tryin' to EXPLAIN away as well as JUSTIFY the manner in which Nevada got that WWL win over me! Hmmm, I wonder why? Could it be that YOU just blinked? As I stated before, he doesn't possess the ability or talent to get the job done on his own so he hides behind sneak attacks, the UA and tryin' to permanently injure me with a car so he can free himself of livin' in MY shadow. Nobody needs to take my word for it... all they have to do is view the tape.
(pauses as he nods his head assuredly)
MAELSTROM: Yer the ones claimin' that "once an' for all this will all be settled" ...... it's an obvious issue for you guys.... not for me. Yer in desperate need of closure whereas I've moved on without givin' it a second thought. Ya had Nevada FOLLOWING me to the WWL as well as WAR..... ya had Flats followin' me to the WWWA.... an' now ya have Nevada, Flats, Kraven, an' JC followin' me to the GLCW.... all in a vain attempt to dispel that ever elusive, nagging sense of insecurity that ya all front off as bravado. It's pretty pathetic if ya stop to think 'bout it. Yer whole existance is built on a FACADE! Yer identity..... A LIE! Look at you JC, a closet transvestite who got publicly humiliated by yours truly when I exposed ya for the panty-wearing switch-hitter that ya are! An' you Flats, still can't accept or cope with the fact that BOTH Raby and myself made ya.... TAP OUT!
(grins faintly)
MAELSTROM: As for you Krav, ya can banter, huff an' puff all ya want..... it still won't compensate for or erase the FACT that you haven't single-handedly accomplished anything major in this sport! Oh and Nevada.... ya can keep on tryin' to emulate me, in the spirit of plagerists an' phonies an' such.... just keep in mind, no matter how hard ya try.... you can NEVER be like me! Hell, how could ya, ya lost to a LOSER like MINION! Maybe if ya stopped puffin' on those cannabis cigars you'd get a REAL grip on reality. It's all good though, ya guys just go on an continue livin' in yer own deluded, unoriginal, monkey-see-monkey-do lil' world...... "Wannabee-Central"! I mean it's bad 'nuff yer twistin' the truth into a pretzel, but now yer goin' 'round flat out fabricatin' things as ya go along! Hell, yer even tryin' to cast doubt towards my integrity with my partner Justice by tellin' him I can't be trusted cuz of what I said regarding any an' all partners the GLCW will pair me with. Yer too IGNORANT to realize that that is PRECISELY why they can trust me! Cuz unlike YOU guys, they KNOW upfront where I'm comin' from! They KNOW upfront what I'm alludin' to if they drop the ball! Ya see, I'm not a two-faced, brown-nosing, ass-kissin' snake like YOU guys are! I'll tell it like it is an' if ANYONE has a problem with what I have to say.... INCLUDIN' MY PARTNERS... then that's just tough! I don't discriminate, be it partner or foe, I'll impose my will on either! Yeah, that's right, I'm arrogant..... I'm antisocial, moody..... an' I carry an attitude! But unlike you guys, it works for me for one simple reason..... I CAN BACK UP ANYTHIN' I CLAIM!
(glances back at the monitor which is still airing the UA's mic spot and chuckles to himself)
MAELSTROM: What's the use eh? Why bother wasting my breath on those with barely a trace of brain...... Why bother listening to yer senseless prefabricated jibberish? It lost its charm LOOOOONG ago ya see. You guys are nothin' short of a cliche so I'm tossin' ya a "Mulligan" an' preempting yer tripe cuz everythin' ya say..... everythin' ya do..... is all insignificant. It's simply a matter of mind over matter, ya see.... I no longer MIND yer tripe cuz you no longer MATTER......
(A heavy thud is heard as Maelstrom drops the mic to the floor and walks off the set, dragging the GLCW heavyweight title in tow behind him...... as we in turn simply .... FADE OUT....)