renner
League Member
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2004
- Messages
- 178
- Points
- 0
- Age
- 40
- Location
- Oakland, TN, USA
- Website
- www.fetchquest.com
MEMBER INFORMATION:
Name(s): Mike Renner
Email Address(es): maikerenna@gmail.com
AIM/Yahoo Messenger (both if two-handler team): maikerenna (privacy)
Preferred Method of Handling: Whatever gets me through the day.
Best Way to Contact: E-mail first, AIM second.
WRESTLERS' INFORMATION:
TEAM NAME: Mega Job, the Epic Tag Team (usually just called "Mega Job")
Individual Names: Beef / El Janito / Steve
Individual Nicknames: The Slightly Annoyed / The Mexican Stereotype / The Rambling Communist
Team Nicknames: Those damn idiots.
Heights: 5'11" / 5'7" / 3'9"
Weights: 221 lbs. / 159 lbs. / 117 lbs.
Handedness': Right / Right / Throws his Clotheslines From Shanghai with either arm, if that's what you're asking.
Looks':
Beef - Spiky blond hair, kind short. Blue eyes. Blonde goatee. Looks vaguely like a child molestor, although he always no-sells such comments when they're directed at him. He dresses like he's a French director, which includes, at certain times, a beret, a megaphone, and ridiculous pants.
El Janito - Slick black hair, shoulder-length. He has a thin mustache and beard, though he has once claimed that they're fake. He is Hispanic, though he doesn't speak a word of Spanish. Janito wears a suit.
Steve - Midget. Has kind of a bowl-shaped haircut. Kinda top-heavy (bigger arms than legs), so he's not that much of a midget. Looks like the most dangerous member of Mega Job, which he is. Steve wears whatever Steve feels like wearing.
Hailing From: Beefville: City of the Annoyed, USA
Disposition: Neutral
Gimmick:
Mega Job are a bunch of pathetic losers who function as a "film crew" and only wrestle on the side. They live in an abandoned warehouse called the "Job Studio", frequently steal minor things in order to better serve their purposes, shoot ultra low-budget movies, and are frequently conned into contracts in which they are paid in waffles rather than money. As a result, they are poor, broke, and this all results in them just seemingly being pathetic.
Beef is the leader and "director". Beef is a highly egotistical, overconfident, demanding, and completely oblivious man. While not stupid in the strictest sense, he is very irrational, very random, and prone to saying the wrong things at the wrong times and often earning himself a beating. He's also a shameless womanizer, but is a virgin because every time he hits on a girl, he always tried to get them to "take a ride on the Mean Beef Machine".
El Janito is the "interviewer". Janito is the insecure, generally frightened, and slightly less oblivious member of Mega Job. He has a tendency to ask really hilariously bad questions to people, but can also ask some astute questions on occasion. Janito has many phobias, among them are apples, Yugoslavians, cliffs, Craig Miles, Sci-Fi Original Movies, and Cowboy Jesus. He is believed by the others to be a closet homosexual.
Steve is the "cameraman". Steve is the only intelligent member of Mega Job, he frequently keeps back from Janito or Beef when they incur the wrath of people, and shows a lot of helpfulness towards people outside of the tandem. While he does have his inappropriate comments here and there, Steve is the one person in the Mega Job group that proves to have some usefulness. He only speaks with one word at a time, in all capital letters and usually ending with a period (sometimes a question mark if it's an inquiry). For example, if he wants to insult someone, he just points at them and says "LOSER."
Theme Music: "Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing.
Invidual and Team Tactics/Style:
Generally speaking, Mega Job's purpose is to take the absolute beating of a lifetime. While Steve is never subject to such beatings, Beef and El Janito have taken so many beatings in their lifetimes that they've grown accustomed to it and actually accept it as part of their lives.
Their offense is limited and in some ways, quite pathetic and even a bit dated. They tend to fight with somewhat weak punching and maybe the occasional dropkick, and mostly spend their time taking horrible bumps.
They can, however, score surprising wins through the use of flash pins and lucky breaks, and it should be noted that Mega Job have won two tag titles and Janito was UK Champion in the Asylum (for all of about ten days).
Individual and Team Strengths:
......Strengths?
Individual and Team Weaknessess:
Pretty much all of them. XD
MATCHWRITING GUIDE:
If you REALLY need a match-writing guide for Mega Job, you're high.
- Beef
Punch, kick, suplex, armdrag, dropkick.
Beef Grinder (Eye of the Hurricane)
The Epic Beef Drop (Scoop slam, bounces off the ropes, does four different dancers, including the Saftey Dance, the Macarena, the Charleston, and the Moonwalk, before hitting a legdrop. Almost never hits.)
- El Janito
Punch, kick, dropkick, armdrag, flying crossbody.
The Five Tequila Frogsplash (a Frogsplash, obviously)
- Steve
His only move is the Clothesline From Shanghai, which is a lariat to the nuts of his normally taller opponents. Powerful enough to subdue even the mighty. Just, likely not Lindsay Troy.
CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY:
Beef's tyranical reign over the other members of Mega Job started long ago when he partnered up with El Janito through some weird "rite of passage" involving a firework calling itself the "Goddess of Wrestling" and Jesus Christ, christening both himself and El Janito as Mega Job, a crime fighting unit. However, as time went on, Janito, Beef, and later Steve lost interest in crime fighting and instead became a camera crew.
The members of Mega Job have a long-standing history with the Codemaster dating all the way back to 2004 when the Codemaster used them as his personal interview crew (citing that he dislikes both Kristen Jacobs AND Geoff Green). They were invited into the Blue Rogues to serve as a personal camera crew, though it's heavilly implied that Codemaster only invited them to serve as "cannon fodder".
With the breakup of the Blue Rogues, Mega Job have returned "home" to NFW. Even though it's not really their home and Craig Miles has long since told them to get the hell off his lawn.
Name(s): Mike Renner
Email Address(es): maikerenna@gmail.com
AIM/Yahoo Messenger (both if two-handler team): maikerenna (privacy)
Preferred Method of Handling: Whatever gets me through the day.
Best Way to Contact: E-mail first, AIM second.
WRESTLERS' INFORMATION:
TEAM NAME: Mega Job, the Epic Tag Team (usually just called "Mega Job")
Individual Names: Beef / El Janito / Steve
Individual Nicknames: The Slightly Annoyed / The Mexican Stereotype / The Rambling Communist
Team Nicknames: Those damn idiots.
Heights: 5'11" / 5'7" / 3'9"
Weights: 221 lbs. / 159 lbs. / 117 lbs.
Handedness': Right / Right / Throws his Clotheslines From Shanghai with either arm, if that's what you're asking.
Looks':
Beef - Spiky blond hair, kind short. Blue eyes. Blonde goatee. Looks vaguely like a child molestor, although he always no-sells such comments when they're directed at him. He dresses like he's a French director, which includes, at certain times, a beret, a megaphone, and ridiculous pants.
El Janito - Slick black hair, shoulder-length. He has a thin mustache and beard, though he has once claimed that they're fake. He is Hispanic, though he doesn't speak a word of Spanish. Janito wears a suit.
Steve - Midget. Has kind of a bowl-shaped haircut. Kinda top-heavy (bigger arms than legs), so he's not that much of a midget. Looks like the most dangerous member of Mega Job, which he is. Steve wears whatever Steve feels like wearing.
Hailing From: Beefville: City of the Annoyed, USA
Disposition: Neutral
Gimmick:
Mega Job are a bunch of pathetic losers who function as a "film crew" and only wrestle on the side. They live in an abandoned warehouse called the "Job Studio", frequently steal minor things in order to better serve their purposes, shoot ultra low-budget movies, and are frequently conned into contracts in which they are paid in waffles rather than money. As a result, they are poor, broke, and this all results in them just seemingly being pathetic.
Beef is the leader and "director". Beef is a highly egotistical, overconfident, demanding, and completely oblivious man. While not stupid in the strictest sense, he is very irrational, very random, and prone to saying the wrong things at the wrong times and often earning himself a beating. He's also a shameless womanizer, but is a virgin because every time he hits on a girl, he always tried to get them to "take a ride on the Mean Beef Machine".
El Janito is the "interviewer". Janito is the insecure, generally frightened, and slightly less oblivious member of Mega Job. He has a tendency to ask really hilariously bad questions to people, but can also ask some astute questions on occasion. Janito has many phobias, among them are apples, Yugoslavians, cliffs, Craig Miles, Sci-Fi Original Movies, and Cowboy Jesus. He is believed by the others to be a closet homosexual.
Steve is the "cameraman". Steve is the only intelligent member of Mega Job, he frequently keeps back from Janito or Beef when they incur the wrath of people, and shows a lot of helpfulness towards people outside of the tandem. While he does have his inappropriate comments here and there, Steve is the one person in the Mega Job group that proves to have some usefulness. He only speaks with one word at a time, in all capital letters and usually ending with a period (sometimes a question mark if it's an inquiry). For example, if he wants to insult someone, he just points at them and says "LOSER."
Theme Music: "Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing.
Invidual and Team Tactics/Style:
Generally speaking, Mega Job's purpose is to take the absolute beating of a lifetime. While Steve is never subject to such beatings, Beef and El Janito have taken so many beatings in their lifetimes that they've grown accustomed to it and actually accept it as part of their lives.
Their offense is limited and in some ways, quite pathetic and even a bit dated. They tend to fight with somewhat weak punching and maybe the occasional dropkick, and mostly spend their time taking horrible bumps.
They can, however, score surprising wins through the use of flash pins and lucky breaks, and it should be noted that Mega Job have won two tag titles and Janito was UK Champion in the Asylum (for all of about ten days).
Individual and Team Strengths:
......Strengths?
Individual and Team Weaknessess:
Pretty much all of them. XD
MATCHWRITING GUIDE:
If you REALLY need a match-writing guide for Mega Job, you're high.
- Beef
Punch, kick, suplex, armdrag, dropkick.
Beef Grinder (Eye of the Hurricane)
The Epic Beef Drop (Scoop slam, bounces off the ropes, does four different dancers, including the Saftey Dance, the Macarena, the Charleston, and the Moonwalk, before hitting a legdrop. Almost never hits.)
- El Janito
Punch, kick, dropkick, armdrag, flying crossbody.
The Five Tequila Frogsplash (a Frogsplash, obviously)
- Steve
His only move is the Clothesline From Shanghai, which is a lariat to the nuts of his normally taller opponents. Powerful enough to subdue even the mighty. Just, likely not Lindsay Troy.
CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY:
Beef's tyranical reign over the other members of Mega Job started long ago when he partnered up with El Janito through some weird "rite of passage" involving a firework calling itself the "Goddess of Wrestling" and Jesus Christ, christening both himself and El Janito as Mega Job, a crime fighting unit. However, as time went on, Janito, Beef, and later Steve lost interest in crime fighting and instead became a camera crew.
The members of Mega Job have a long-standing history with the Codemaster dating all the way back to 2004 when the Codemaster used them as his personal interview crew (citing that he dislikes both Kristen Jacobs AND Geoff Green). They were invited into the Blue Rogues to serve as a personal camera crew, though it's heavilly implied that Codemaster only invited them to serve as "cannon fodder".
With the breakup of the Blue Rogues, Mega Job have returned "home" to NFW. Even though it's not really their home and Craig Miles has long since told them to get the hell off his lawn.