In just a few short hours, it will be the most important day of the calendar year, Kevinmas. The most holy of holidays, where you all shall gather and celebrate my coming into this realm. My requests for a proper celebration of Kevinmas are simple.
There are three things required for a proper Kevinmas celebration. Alcohol or other mind-altering substances, for a proper tribute. Explosions, whether they be violent or simply a fire. This can be accomplished by watching the Most Holy of Kevinmas Films, Die Hard. And finally, boobs. Whether it be through the viewing of porngraphy, the touching of a significant other's breasts or just playing with your own mantitties(Or girltitties), an attractive pair of breasts make up the third of the Holy Trinity.
Go forth, my celebrants, and send your positive mojo out into the universe, where my intergalactic spaceship is waiting to be refueled by your good cheer.
There are three things required for a proper Kevinmas celebration. Alcohol or other mind-altering substances, for a proper tribute. Explosions, whether they be violent or simply a fire. This can be accomplished by watching the Most Holy of Kevinmas Films, Die Hard. And finally, boobs. Whether it be through the viewing of porngraphy, the touching of a significant other's breasts or just playing with your own mantitties(Or girltitties), an attractive pair of breasts make up the third of the Holy Trinity.
Go forth, my celebrants, and send your positive mojo out into the universe, where my intergalactic spaceship is waiting to be refueled by your good cheer.
