message to all girls here

[terence]

ok i noticed there are girls on ths forum so i just wanted to know something right now and plz dont report me for this cause its a legit queston.

ok so you seen my pic that is obviously me in my picture on my profile. what are the chances that that i can f*ck one of you in cyber or in real life? plz answer cause its f*cked up i you dont. if you seen that site hotornot dot com they have these ratings and you tell someone how hot 1-10. so girls on fwcentral plez do the same for me. in case your uncomfortble doing this ill let you get to know me better so here are some facts about your man terry:

im in a band
my band f*ckin rules and if you dont think so your a skanky slut.
i play bass in my band
my bands name is NO ENTRY!!!!!!!
we are on youtub
the link is in my profile
please dont judge us based on assfags who left negative comments
i live in michigan
i never hit a woman before but you gotta realize that if your just keep nagging me and being a f*cking c*ntrag then your kinda making the situation worse fo r yourself
i f*cking love metal and if you dont i might not even f*ck you
i dont like chicks who judge me based on my tshirts i wear.
i f*cking hate condoms but dont worry cause im clean but you also gotta shave your donut hole cause its the year 2008 and if you dont shave that snatch then nobody else will. if your p*ssy smells worse than my ballsack then we got f*ckin issues.
if you stop calling me for no reason im gonna be f*ckin pissed off so dont play games with my head.


ok girls well thats all you really need to now about me. now plz message me and tell me 1-10!!!!!!! 10 is best too.

f*cking ROCK OOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (this is how im gonna end my messages now thanks)

 

[TH]

[Roderick McRatrick is standing by wearing his ring attire, i.e., a pair of assless and crotchless chaps, his junk held back by only an athletic supporter and flip-flops on his feet.]

RMR: Yoo-hoo big burly man. I'm ready for action. Here's a picture of me:

[Roderick holds up a picture.]

I'll be waiting at the Albany Motel 6, room 104.

Some guy off-screen: Hey, I thought you sent that gang of skinhead bikers to that room too.

RMR: Shhhh! Asshole, you sure know how to ruin a surprise.

[Roderick storms off-stage.]

 

[DBrunkGXW]

You should probably stop private messaging females on the board with this type of thing, Billy.

Just saying.

 

[jayshort]

You should probably stop private messaging females on the board with this type of thing, Billy.

Just saying.

I second that.

 

[LQJT86C]

You should probably stop private messaging females on the board with this type of thing, Billy.

Just saying.

Then the following apologies must be made:

Sorry Lindsay!

I figured everyone knew he was fake anyway, and the PM/Terence would be lampooned publicly. Bad assumption on my part. No offense intended!

BTW, IP address was the dead give away, huh?

 

[terence]

dude dont apologize i want some chicks!!! rock OOONNNN!!!!!!

 

[LQJT86C]

Terence, shut the f*ck up. You're gonna get me banned, and I've only been back two weeks!

 

[Evil James]

Children, don't make me stop this car!

 

[t r e]

You should probably stop private messaging females on the board with this type of thing, Billy.

Just saying.

awwww. and just like that ... the mystique is gone.

 

[DBrunkGXW]

awwww. and just like that ... the mystique is gone.

You misunderstand. Billy is the character. Terence is the real guy.

Just like Paul is the character and Ice Tre is the real guy.

Right??

 

[LQJT86C]

awwww. and just like that ... the mystique is gone.

Well if it makes you feel better, Terence is based on a real guy who actually did get escorted from a polling center for causing a ruckus, and who did vote for Dave Mustaine for President. He's also based on pretty much all the people I knew in high school lol.

 

[DWoods]

Some people need to learn to take a joke. PM or not. Play along.

Seriously.

We all knew Terence was too good to be true... but it was better when no one talked about it. I concur: The mystique of Terence is dead.

S'like a child finding out there's no Santa Clause.

I mean, ****, wouldn't that be a trip? No Santa Clause? Heh heh hah hahaha...

Suuure, okaaaaaay.

Then who delivers presents to all the good boys and girls in a single night?

UPS?

...

Crushing. So crushing.

 

[DWoods]

Also: To be honest, my money was on Gregg.

Hats off to Billy for posting some seriously funny ****.

 

[GreggG]

I think Terence was the best thing to happen to this board in a long time. Honestly -- FW is all about attracting attention for your material and Terence received that attention really quickly.

I didn't tell anyone (even Billy) but I knew it was him from almost the start since someone slipped me word.

Also, check out Billy's work in the NFW. Within a day he ended up with the hottest character.

Honestly, Billy's return has been the best thing to happen to FW in ages.

He started on *P and got lost in the shuffle of the drama that was non-stop back in the day. But I think he's always been a fantastic RPer. He has a unique approach to all of this and it's something that I'm super excited about.

But as much as I like Billy, I know he has a history of rubbing some people the wrong way. I always thought he was funny as hell. I hope everyone else does, too -- he means absolutely no harm and just wants to entertain himself with his rather bizarre (and eerily similar to my own) sense of humor.

Also, Billy, PLEASE RP a serious version of Terence. You can't do the awful RP gimmick with him but I'd love to see (and push) a Megadeth obsessed wrestler.

 

[Nova]

Assfags.

 

[Stalker]

Assfags.

My thoughts exactly. Terence was the best character ever simply because I thought his handler was really that crazy.

 

[LQJT86C]

I think Terence was the best thing to happen to this board in a long time. Honestly -- FW is all about attracting attention for your material and Terence received that attention really quickly.

I didn't tell anyone (even Billy) but I knew it was him from almost the start since someone slipped me word.

Also, check out Billy's work in the NFW. Within a day he ended up with the hottest character.

Honestly, Billy's return has been the best thing to happen to FW in a pretty long time.

He started on *P and got lost in the shuffle of the drama that was non-stop back in the day. But I think he's always been a fantastic RPer. He has a unique approach to all of this and it's something that I'm super excited about.

But as much as I like Billy, I know he has a history of rubbing some people the wrong way. I always thought he was funny as hell. I hope everyone else does, too -- he means absolutely no harm and just wants to entertain himself with his rather bizarre (and eerily similar to my own) sense of humor.

Also, Billy, PLEASE RP a serious version of Terence. You can't do the awful RP gimmick with him but I'd love to see (and push) a Megadeth obsessed wrestler.

Haha, Katz told you, huh? I had a feeling you knew, but I didn't wanna tell you just in case lol. You tipped me off when you would say stuff like "Gee, I sure wish Terence would post something!" LOL.

Thanks for the compliments guys, but I will say this: it was dumb for me to PM someone on the forum with this stuff. Like Gregg said, I have the tendency to go a little too far with my practical jokes and it has bit me in the ass before. But I do mean well, I made a public and private apology, and hopefully we can just move on from here.

But I will say this much: if anyone new joins the forum, Terence will be the first to greet them on the "introductions" page, and nobody better spill the beans! LOL.

 

[jediPREZ]

Well...

Billy PM'd someone he shouldn't have, which now led to this.

Some things change, some things stay the same.

Lesson Billy has hopefully learned: When doing something as PWNful as Terrence, its best not to get completely carried away to the point of forgetting who would turn him in for PMing as Terrence.

 

[GreggG]

To me, the mystique of Terence wasn't just that the RPs were so insane. But the character is exactly what I want in TWW. A guy claiming he was arrested for voting for Dave Mustaine is pretty much the best thing ever in my eyes.

If there was a guy in some crappy indie who had this gimmick he would seriously be my favorite wrestler ever. I know I have weird tastes since I like the ridiculousness of wrestling more than the actual product (more WrestleCrap than ROH) but a Megadeth obsessed retard who breaks kayfabe in the middle of his promos for no reason whatsoever who talks with A LOT OF CAPSLOCK AND EXPLANATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!! would have me fixated.

Not sure if you guys know this, but I created PowerMaster under similar circumstances in the old version of NFW before it was over on FW.com. I wanted to RP a well-written awful character and came up with it with the late, great Ernie Garrett (another really misunderstood RPer who if he had a bit more patience would be one of the top two or three guys in FW today) as a big joke. I created the AIM name of "powermaster420" and talked with Katz and JN as PowerMaster and a few league members and said strange things about being a "real life motivational speaker" and then someone called me on it and I had to out myself.

But let's not make this a wake of Terence. Let's celebrate Terence. I'd like to think PowerMaster is one of my most "over" characters on here. I think a seriously RPd Terence would do the same.

 

[LQJT86C]

To me, the mystique of Terence wasn't just that the RPs were so insane. But the character is exactly what I want in TWW. A guy claiming he was arrested for voting for Dave Mustaine is pretty much the best thing ever in my eyes.

If there was a guy in some crappy indie who had this gimmick he would seriously be my favorite wrestler ever. I know I have weird tastes since I like the ridiculousness of wrestling more than the actual product (more WrestleCrap than ROH) but a Megadeth obsessed retard who breaks kayfabe in the middle of his promos for no reason whatsoever who talks with A LOT OF CAPSLOCK AND EXPLANATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!! would have me fixated.

Not sure if you guys know this, but I created PowerMaster under similar circumstances in the old version of NFW before it was over on FW.com. I wanted to RP a well-written awful character and came up with it with the late, great Ernie Garrett (another really misunderstood RPer who if he had a bit more patience would be one of the top two or three guys in FW today) as a big joke. I created the AIM name of "powermaster420" and talked with Katz and JN as PowerMaster and a few league members and said strange things about being a "real life motivational speaker" and then someone called me on it and I had to out myself.

But let's not make this a wake of Terence. Let's celebrate Terence. I'd like to think PowerMaster is one of my most "over" characters on here. I think a seriously RPd Terence would do the same.

LOL, I remember the original Powermaster RPs. Yes, this is true, I was actually not the first to pull this prank! By the way, when did Ernie leave FW? I used to talk to that guy everyday. I've gotta IM him sometime. Me, him, and McNichols used to get in trouble all the time on the old forums lol.