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New Team HOSS theme

Seth

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Looking for a new theme song for DEFIANCE's resident big bastards. Something that screams out "hey, we're all monsters and shit" or something conveying the general message that they like to hurt people. Any and all help is appreciated. Joke comments are also appreciated, but only if they're funny.
 

SenorJames

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I was gonna do a whole bunch of violent metal, fuck that.


The news is out there is a bout
Time and place are set
Admission is free if you want to see
Come and place your bets

Ringside seats just can't be beat
For the main event
They show their faces, take their places
Raging with contempt

Lights go down, smoke all around
Contenders eye each other
The challenge is made who'll make the grade
The ref pulls down the covers

At the centre of the ring they sway and swing
Exchanging fancy holds
When one's done they tag another one
How far will she go

Tag team baby - a camel clutch
Tag team baby - you are too much
Tag team baby - a scissor lock
Tag team baby - just wanna rock

On the ropes you're losing hope
In a hold we'll put you out cold
Got your back pinned down on the mat
Looks like we're the winners tonight

In round seven she's in heaven
How much can she take
Again and again she feels the strain
As she start the eighth

The bell is hit the stage is lit
She staggers to the centre
Opponents meet their body's heat
The boys tonight have spent her

She's going down she's on the ground
You can hear her howl
She can't take no more 'cause she's so sore
She's throwing in the towel
Ha, ha throwin in her towel

Gave your best but you lost the test
Didn't you know a way to win

Tag team baby - down for the count
Tag team baby - you lost the bout
Tag team baby - oh what a catch
Tag team baby - you blew the match
 

fartknocker

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Looking for a new theme song for DEFIANCE's resident big bastards. Something that screams out "hey, we're all monsters and shit" or something conveying the general message that they like to hurt people. Any and all help is appreciated. Joke comments are also appreciated, but only if they're funny.



 

QueenOfTheRing

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It doesn't matter what Seth ends up picking because in my mind Team HOSS' new theme is Yakety Sax.
 

Seth

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"Tag Team" by Anvil wins the race, but Yakety Sax gets WIN all around. I stupidly played the clip at work and laughed my ass off to the confusion of those around me.
 

DBrunkGXW

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I'm surprised you didn't use "General Message that We Like to Hurt People", by Sarah McLachlan. After that abused animal commercial I figured it was a shoe-in.
 

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