NFW... the... movie?

[Macc24]

K so I was all high today and I was thinking... what if like... somebody were to make Katz a millionare and attempt to turn this hell hole into a Hollywood film?

Sorta far fetched and if you're wondering what I'm smoking it's roughly $220 an ounce... Canadian.

Anyways it should go something like this... I'll start it out and name a NFW character.

Whoever replies also has to cast that character as a real actor/celebrity and another character and whoever replies to that also has a cast that character and a new one... and so on.

If I were to cast Brock... I'd have to say I'd probably use Shawn Merriman, Linebacker on the San Diego Chargers.

That boys cold.

Yeah.

Merriman.

 

[Legion]

Brock I would have said prob Eminem (8 Mile I thought he did very well in...)

Thoughts on Felix and Legion? For me Legion: Edward Norton, Luci: Jennifer Tilly or Helena Bonham Carter, Felix: Jason Mewes...

 

[TSiegel]

I was thinking Legion would be Edward Norton too, or maybe Quinten Tarantino,

 

[jediPREZ]

I always thought NFW would work as a comic book series as opposed to a movie.

I don't know who I'd choose for Miles or Randalls, but I could see a younger Johnny Depp pulling off Felix Red. I don't know if he could do it now.

 

[suddenimpact]

I always thought NFW would work as a comic book series as opposed to a movie.

I don't know who I'd choose for Miles or Randalls, but I could see a younger Johnny Depp pulling off Felix Red. I don't know if he could do it now.

I think Bill Hicks, before he quit smoking and...died... could have been a decent Craig Miles.

For Impulse? Rey Misterio, maybe? Ask me again if he ever takes off his mask.

 

[Legion]

well for my choice of Felix it would have to be when Mewes was a bit messed up in real life...
Randalls... Eastwood in younger days prob... Miles is a tough one... but Bill Hicks seems about right

 

[jediPREZ]

I think Bill Hicks, before he quit smoking and...died... could have been a decent Craig Miles.

For Impulse? Rey Misterio, maybe? Ask me again if he ever takes off his mask.

Wasn't Bill Hicks a little roly-poly to be a wrestler?

 

[TSiegel]

Randalls I could see as maybe Jack Palance before he passed, or maybe Sam Elliot,

 

[Legion]

and even though they're not in NFW... Jimmy Cain played by Affleck (just to see him play a psycho... plus Bale's too obvious) and Lowell prob Seann William Scott... as cameos...

 

[jediPREZ]

I'd get Carl Brutananadilewski to play Joe the Plumber.

 

[renner]

Steve Knox might be best played by Matt Damon. At least, if Damon is in Jason Bourne mode.

-- Mike

 

[Cimon]

You know who should play Sars?
The guy from the Warriors that killed that leader Black dude. And when they asked him why he did it he said: "I don't know, I always like doin' stuff like that." In a weeeirrrd voice.
And that voice...should play Sars.
I don't know who's body we could use,
A murdered and then reanimated Steve Zhan?

 

[Macc24]

Brock Alyas... Eminem?

Not buyin' a ticket to see that.

I think Dominic Purcell would play it to a tee if he turned Lincoln Burrows a bit more... ghet-hoe.

For some reason I think Tom Cruise every Cameron Cruise roleplay and it's not because of the last name clash I know because I literally jsut sat here trying to think who the weirdo who knocked up Katie Holmes was.

When I think Craig Miles for some reason I always see a clean-cut American version of Peter Stormare (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm441882880/ch0007977)

 

[Evil James]

Koopa Troopa will be played by the late Heath Ledger in Joker mode and Varga will be played by Johnny Depp in Captain Jack Sparrow mode. Best choices for the two.

 

[Mittens T. Cat]

Mittens T. Cat: Martin Short
Chester Cheeseburger: John Goodman.

 

[jediPREZ]

Koopa Troopa will be played by the late Heath Ledger in Joker mode and Varga will be played by Johnny Depp in Captain Jack Sparrow mode. Best choices for the two.

No illegal cheat modes!

Gary Busey - Koopa

Tenacious D - James Varga (yes its a joint performance)

 

[Cimon]

No illegal cheat modes!

Gary Busey - Koopa

Tenacious D - James Varga (yes its a joint performance)

Seriously. This is the way it definately should be. Heath Ledger = Koopa?

Please tell us you're joking.

 

[Evil James]

Seriously. This is the way it definately should be. Heath Ledger = Koopa?

Please tell us you're joking.

No, I wasn't. I'm going by character personalities. You have to take that into account too. Koopa is a homicidal maniac and is out to create anarchy similarly to a certain character played by a certain actor in the movie Dark Knight. That was the reason for that selection.

 

[DizzaHizza]

Hiroshi = Channing Tatum in kabuki make-up.

 

[jediPREZ]

No, I wasn't. I'm going by character personalities. You have to take that into account too. Koopa is a homicidal maniac and is out to create anarchy similarly to a certain character played by a certain actor in the movie Dark Knight. That was the reason for that selection.

But EVERYONE rightn ow wants to pick Heath Ledger in Joker Mode, if they can. You can't steal all the Kool-Aid!

Gary Busey is a homicidal maniac on OR off the camera, that's why I think he fits even better.