It’s a city street that could be in any city – a couple of cars sitting quietly against the curb, some fluttering litter lazily drifting around, the sounds of heavy traffic that’s just a couple of blocks away. It’s quiet, this city street, for it’s early morning, and the sun is just high enough in the sky to make the scene glow and give everything that ‘fresh and new’ feel, like no matter what heinous things happened yesterday it’s forgotten and forgiven and you get to start this day with a clean slate.
From up the block Billy Lovemuscle turns a corner and comes into view. His gait isn’t so much a walk as it is an amble, as if he’s got somewhere to be but all the time in the world to get there. He seems to be scanning the signs above the doorways, looking for a particular establishment on this particular city street. A smile cuts through the perpetual scruff on his face as he finds his target: a dim tavern simply called “Joe’s Place”. Lovemuscle’s pace now picks up as he heads toward his destination.
The décor of the interior could easily be labeled ‘Cliché Dive’. To the left are plenty of tables and chairs packed tightly on the wooden floor with an almost-indiscernible pathway leading back to the barely-lit hallway where, presumably, the restrooms are located. A grimy juke box sits ignored in a corner – an old-school juke box, not one of those new internet music machines. A forgotten dart board hangs on the wall next to a rusty tin sign advertising Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. To the right and up two stairs is the pool table, just where it should be in such a stereotypical scene. And just as predictable, three big, ugly men (their necks redder than red) are drinking beer and shooting a loud, sloppy game of pool. Directly ahead is the chipped and scarred bar itself, serviceable but nondescript. A short, weasely man stands behind the bar, pretending to run a rag across the surface but focusing his attention on Billy Lovemuscle. Lovemuscle glances around the interior once to size up the situation, and then heads to the bar.
“Neighbor, Ah’m lookin’ fer Joe. Ah believe he owns this place.”
The bartender stops his rag-pushing and laughs. “That fat ass’s been dead for two years!” He accentuates the statement by spitting on the floor. “God I hated that fat f*ck! I wish he was alive so I could watch him die again!” And another wad of saliva hits the floor, and the greasy man stares at Lovemuscle as if daring him to react negatively in some way. The bar gets quiet – the pool game is suspended as this new, interesting diversion unfolds…
Lovemuscle is still relaxed as he always seems to be. No hostility, no sudden movements, no anger or retaliation. He just stares back at the bartender through his ever-present sunglasses. “Wellsir, that’s a damn shame, ‘cause he was a friend o’ mine.” No menace or hint of threat, just an even-toned declaration of fact. “He used ta let me use this place once in a while when Ah needed ta record some thoughts.” Lovemuscle isn’t showing any emotion, but internally he’s laughing at the bartender’s utter and complete stupefaction – the man has no idea what Lovemuscle’s talking about. “If’n yer servin’ up drink this morning, Ah sure could use a belt o’ whiskey… Ah don’t reckon ya got any Maker’s Mark back there, do ya?” Billy pulls out a large handful of green bills from his pocket and smiles as he sees greed and lust transform the bartender’s face. The man behind the bar gives his head a quick shake as he’s reaching down. He puts a bottle of Wild Turkey on the bar and sets a rocks glass next to it, his focus never once leaving the bankroll in Billy’s hand. Lovemuscle knows he’s hooked. “Listen, neighbor, Ah’ll give you one o’ these Ben Franklin’s if’n you’n them fellers at the pool table kin give me a couple o’ moments o’ peace an’ quiet whilst Ah take care somethin’. Deal?” Eyes still fixed on the green, the bartender smiles and nods.
Deciding that it’s time to get down to business, Lovemuscle takes his bottle and glass and looks around for the exact right table. Choosing one as far away from the newly resumed game of pool, he walks over and sits down. He removes a small digital recorder from an inside pocket of his denim jacket and sets it on the table in front of him, positioning it so it’s pointing directly at him, with the dusty dart board and ad for atrocious beer providing a backdrop. Faced this way, it just so happens that Lovemuscle can keep an eye on the actions of the pool-players and the bartender, who manages to pick this exact moment to head over to his burly patrons for a heads-down hush-hush conference. Billy pours a half glass of whiskey and silently observes the scene from behind his sunglasses. The bartender gives his head a not-so-subtle jerk in his direction, and Lovemuscle frowns. Best to get this over with, the sooner the better, he thinks. He takes a long sip of the bitter amber liquid, turns the recorder on, and looks directly into the lens.
From up the block Billy Lovemuscle turns a corner and comes into view. His gait isn’t so much a walk as it is an amble, as if he’s got somewhere to be but all the time in the world to get there. He seems to be scanning the signs above the doorways, looking for a particular establishment on this particular city street. A smile cuts through the perpetual scruff on his face as he finds his target: a dim tavern simply called “Joe’s Place”. Lovemuscle’s pace now picks up as he heads toward his destination.
The décor of the interior could easily be labeled ‘Cliché Dive’. To the left are plenty of tables and chairs packed tightly on the wooden floor with an almost-indiscernible pathway leading back to the barely-lit hallway where, presumably, the restrooms are located. A grimy juke box sits ignored in a corner – an old-school juke box, not one of those new internet music machines. A forgotten dart board hangs on the wall next to a rusty tin sign advertising Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. To the right and up two stairs is the pool table, just where it should be in such a stereotypical scene. And just as predictable, three big, ugly men (their necks redder than red) are drinking beer and shooting a loud, sloppy game of pool. Directly ahead is the chipped and scarred bar itself, serviceable but nondescript. A short, weasely man stands behind the bar, pretending to run a rag across the surface but focusing his attention on Billy Lovemuscle. Lovemuscle glances around the interior once to size up the situation, and then heads to the bar.
“Neighbor, Ah’m lookin’ fer Joe. Ah believe he owns this place.”
The bartender stops his rag-pushing and laughs. “That fat ass’s been dead for two years!” He accentuates the statement by spitting on the floor. “God I hated that fat f*ck! I wish he was alive so I could watch him die again!” And another wad of saliva hits the floor, and the greasy man stares at Lovemuscle as if daring him to react negatively in some way. The bar gets quiet – the pool game is suspended as this new, interesting diversion unfolds…
Lovemuscle is still relaxed as he always seems to be. No hostility, no sudden movements, no anger or retaliation. He just stares back at the bartender through his ever-present sunglasses. “Wellsir, that’s a damn shame, ‘cause he was a friend o’ mine.” No menace or hint of threat, just an even-toned declaration of fact. “He used ta let me use this place once in a while when Ah needed ta record some thoughts.” Lovemuscle isn’t showing any emotion, but internally he’s laughing at the bartender’s utter and complete stupefaction – the man has no idea what Lovemuscle’s talking about. “If’n yer servin’ up drink this morning, Ah sure could use a belt o’ whiskey… Ah don’t reckon ya got any Maker’s Mark back there, do ya?” Billy pulls out a large handful of green bills from his pocket and smiles as he sees greed and lust transform the bartender’s face. The man behind the bar gives his head a quick shake as he’s reaching down. He puts a bottle of Wild Turkey on the bar and sets a rocks glass next to it, his focus never once leaving the bankroll in Billy’s hand. Lovemuscle knows he’s hooked. “Listen, neighbor, Ah’ll give you one o’ these Ben Franklin’s if’n you’n them fellers at the pool table kin give me a couple o’ moments o’ peace an’ quiet whilst Ah take care somethin’. Deal?” Eyes still fixed on the green, the bartender smiles and nods.
Deciding that it’s time to get down to business, Lovemuscle takes his bottle and glass and looks around for the exact right table. Choosing one as far away from the newly resumed game of pool, he walks over and sits down. He removes a small digital recorder from an inside pocket of his denim jacket and sets it on the table in front of him, positioning it so it’s pointing directly at him, with the dusty dart board and ad for atrocious beer providing a backdrop. Faced this way, it just so happens that Lovemuscle can keep an eye on the actions of the pool-players and the bartender, who manages to pick this exact moment to head over to his burly patrons for a heads-down hush-hush conference. Billy pours a half glass of whiskey and silently observes the scene from behind his sunglasses. The bartender gives his head a not-so-subtle jerk in his direction, and Lovemuscle frowns. Best to get this over with, the sooner the better, he thinks. He takes a long sip of the bitter amber liquid, turns the recorder on, and looks directly into the lens.