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PHILADELPHIA FINAL: Hida Yakamo vs. Karl Brown

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RP DEADLINE is Saturday, January 7th, 11:59:59 PM, give or take a second.

Hida Yakamo beat...

1st round: Saint
2nd round: IrishRed

Karl Brown beat...

1st round: Trevor Hawke
2nd round: Sensational Steven Shane
 
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Hida Yakamo

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Confounding Expectations?

So here we are at the end of the road in the city of Brotherly Love, and the Asian Wonder is still standing.

Shocking, I know.

You would think the burden of meeting expectations time and time again would grow tiresome. That eventually some plucky underdog would rise up from the rabble and make his name for himself on my head.

But it never happens.

Saint wanted to begin his trail of the top of the sport on the shoulders of this giant. Quite a leg up indeed, but vertigo got the best of him. Irishred, so cocksure of his impending upset. So convinced that his prayers and vitamins would rule the day.

But in the end, so broken and so limp.

But, as I said, that was to be expected. Victory, the end result that everyone else struggles and rallies and strives for has become mere monotony for me. I have plowed through this bracket of rookies and journeymen, and I stand another step closer to adding another trinket to my mantle.

I try to tell everyone that the sheer inevitability of that outcome is not worth the gnashing of teeth and flailing of limbs, but without fail, someone will step up and try to convince us all otherwise.

This week it is you, Mr. Brown.

You have beaten a path to my doorstep. It could have just as well been any of your Mr. Hawke or Mr. Shane for the concern it would raise on my brow. I am sure you have a litany of reasons why this week will be different for me. Why my limits will be pushed to the breaking point, and in the end you will stand battered but victorious. Perhaps why my arrogance will be my downfall or how my time is past or any number of platitudes that might serve to get you mentally prepared to win the big one.

But there will be no expectations confounded this week. Predictability is not always a bad thing after all. Routine can be comforting. And everyone likes to see a familiar face on their TV.

And it will be the smiling visage of the Asian Wonder beamed into millions of homes this week, and millions more the week after that.

Yes, the road to inevitability rolls on. No more room on the bandwagon.

And so it goes,
 

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Inevitable?

[FADE IN. “The Dragon” is standing on a bridge, overlooking a stream, snow lining the banks. Some ice is floating down the stream, getting tangled up in the roots of the various flora which at some point decided there would be a good place to live. Brown is wearing a full-length, deep, dark green leather coat, with the faintest hint of a dragon piped in black appearing over the right shoulder, the tail down on his right leg, with the rest of the body making its way across his back. The air is ghostly calm - where normally birds sing, they’ve chosen to stay warm somewhere. Sensible birds]

Karl: As cold as it is today, it will some day get warmer. The snow will melt, the birds will sing again, and life will return to what seems lifeless. Summer will follow, with peple taking long walks across the hills and dales, before autumn and winter return. The cycle of the seasons, even if the seasons seem different some years, is inevitable. Few other things in life are.

Hida Yakamo winning the TEAM invitational tournament is not one of those things.

I don’t know what it is with many professional wrestlers - they all seem to think themselves clairvoyants. Time and again I hear how my opponent is going to beat me, how I don’t stand a chance, and how they’re the greatest thing to happen to this sport since ropes were put around posts to stop people toppling out of a raised area and into the fans. Some have managed to beat me, but the majority have found themselves on their backs, shoulders down for the one, two, three.

Confidence in your abilities is one thing, but Hida, like most of my opponents to date, suffers from an excess of confidence - a confidence he may think he deserves, but, if what I’ve seen of him on tapes is anything to go by, is in actuality completely misplaced. He’s certainly no better than the majority of people I’ve defeated. If he wants to see how those people fell at my hand, he can find countless tapes. MCW, NWL, EPW and the HWF’s Natural Selection tapes are all easy enough to find if you look hard enough.

[Karl walks across the rest of the bridge, appearing on the bank opposite the camera, which zooms in to keep him in shot]

Karl: Predictability isn’t always a bad thing. Hida is right about that. However, being a veteran of the ring you would think he would know better than to ascribe ‘predictability’ to wrestling. The only predictable and inevitable thing that is going to happen is that he and I will square off in Portland, Oregon. One mistake, no matter how slight, could see the match go in either’s favour. Whilst a lack of confidence can bring about a lack of concentration, leading one to refuse to see clear advantages, an excess of confidence will see someone stare straight into the face of an advantage and laugh - after all, says the mind, that person is in such control that he doesn’t need to take the advantage. We saw it when Ken Cloverleaf refused to finish off Joe Average - a few seconds later, he was leaving this tournament far sooner than most had believed possible.

Anything can and does happen in the world of professional wrestling. Hida may beat me. I could just as easily beat him. It could just as easily been Trevor Hawke taking on Saint in this match - any of the other six people in the bracket could have reached this stage with the slightest difference in the events of any given match. No-one with any sense ever knows the outcome of a match before it begins. The only people who make that claim are those who are too wrapped up in their own little heaven that they’ve started to believe what they’ve kept telling themselves. They believe the lies that they tell themselves. Their heaven, their little world, is built upon a lie.

Going into Portland, the outcome is uncertain. Come back to me after the match and I can tell you, with absolute certainty, who won and who lost. All I can say with absolute certainty now is that I will go into this match the same as any other - one hundred per cent focused on doing my job as a professional wrestler. Wins happen, losses happen, but so long as one can hold their head up and say they gave it their all, they can call themselves a winner against the ultimate opponent - themselves.

[Karl turns from the camera, starting to walk away. FADE OUT]
 

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Waldorf School Graduate?

Congratulations, Mr. Brown. Although over the years the names and faces of my various in-ring conquests have mushed into a healthy blur, you have certainly found a way to stand out from the crowd. Yes, while I no doubt have fewer matches ahead of me than behind, one of the most indelible images of my career, along with my triumphant first title win, my famous cage dive, and perhaps even my bra and panties match, will be you, Mr. Brown, saying some of the most assanine things to ever have been given verbiage in my admittedly non-native language.

Perhaps it was your backwoods hippy Waldorf primary school that first instilled the utterly obnoxious ideas of 'doing your best' and 'competing with yourself.' Since your instructors are not here for me to slap around for filling your poor juvenile head with such claptrap, I will have to take the browbeating out on you, not that you don't richly deserve it for repeating such platitudes.

Perhaps if I truly could compete with myself, it might present a suitable challenge, as opposed to the mere light calithenics that I am faced with instead. Perhaps holding fast to such cliches will allow you to reward your jolly good effort this week with a pat on the back. Though I doubt it will be anatomically possible, given the position you will find yourself in.

While I am sure we will put on a grand old show this week, the Asian Wonder live and in person never disappoints, in all things, Mr. Brown, there must be winners and losers. Like it or not, that is the way the world works. Perhaps you, like so many of my opponents, will find some bit of self-improvement in their vain struggles at besting the Asian Wonder. Perhaps they will leave the ring, after regaining consciousness to the last few bars of my theme music, as I will be in the shower having already indulged in a victory lap or two, a better wrestler, or even, a better person. And if that is merely enough for you, Mr. Brown, then I do not begrudge you. We all need to find the smaller victories in life, when the larger victories so painfully elude us.

And by all of us, I mean people other than me.

Now, I am not arrogant enough to say that you can't improve on perfection, as nice a ring it may have.

Nor am I cocky enough to think that I reign in some sort of self-imagined heaven where all other wrestlers scurry around like ants, trying to avoid being crushed under my might heel.

(Okay, maybe that latter part is true more often than not.)

And true enough, anything other than a final result is mere prognostication on my part.

But let me tell you something, Mr. Brown, over the years I don't doubt I have predicted victory for myself far more often than not. And wouldn't you know it, my prediction record is almost as good as my won-loss record.

And both are stirling.
 

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Re: Waldorf School Graduate?

[FADE IN. “The Dragon” is sitting on a hillside, overlooking the countryside. Nearby is a lake, which can just be seen in the bottom left corner of the screen as the camera pans round. The hillside, like the countryside, is a lush green, and the sun is shining, though a cold breeze blows the grass gently. Brown is dressed how many fans have come to expect - jeans and a fleece]

Karl: If you look down there, a few miles away, you can see where I started out from this morning. I’ve still a ways to go to reach the summit of this hill, but I like to stop every now and then to see where I’ve come from, because if you forget where you’ve come from, and what’s gone before, you lose the present. But even knowing what’s gone before can never tell you what the future holds. There are numerous possibilities - some more likely than others, but all even just remotely possible. Going up this slope, an accident could happen, or I could reach the summit without incident. Or I could stop and have a chat with other people who’ve decided to make this ascent.

But let’s think for a moment if an accident were to happen - what would it be? Would I simply turn my ankle, or get caught up in a sudden storm? If the latter, would it be the rain, wind, hail, lightning, or snow which caused the accident? As much as mankind likes to think he can predict something, no prediction is ever infallible. No prediction is certain. And if you look through history at the great thinkers and prophets - most, if not all, of the predictions they made are so vague that when something looks like it might remotely have something to do with that prediction happens, someone, somewhere, thinks it was foreseen. Make a vague statement, and people can read into it what they like, when they like. The future, as much as we like to think otherwise, is not determined or set - hence why Scrooge was able to alter his future in Dickens.

But, facts clear as they are, some people still hold the delusion that they can predict the future, and many of those believe they can predict the future based on what has gone before. Sometimes they may hit their mark - but as Hida himself has admitted, they don’t always manage to.

So, if his predictions are not always right, what tells him it’s going to be this time?

Let’s look at some facts from this tournament, Hida. It started with thirty two people. One of the people predicted by many as the victor, Ken Cloverleaf, lost to someone who was wrestling his first match, in the first round. Many then predicted a Cinderella story for Joe Average, until Beast took him out. Many thought Dan Ryan and John Adams would have a stellar big-man match, until Dan destroyed Adams. Many people predicted a different final in Calgary to the Wildstar versus Mister Entertainment match they’re getting - and the Las Vegas odds had Stephen Shane defeating me in the second round.

Sure, some predictions have come true - Dan Ryan, Beast, and yourself have made it through to the quarter finals. But the beauty, for the fans, of a tournament like this is to see for themselves who, on each night, is the better wrestler. It is for wrestling fans what the FA cup is for football fans - can Manchester United continue their dominance or will they get knocked out by lowly Burton Albion? The smart money is on United - but anything can happen. A bit of luck, or a loss of concentration for a split second, can make all the difference.

In any sport.

If you want to continue to live in your own little world, where your past exploits are what you have to back-up your name, then I feel sorry for you. The harsh reality of life is that the past is done. To use football again, Wolverhampton Wanderers were the team, the best team in Europe, defeating the Honved side which held many of the Hungarian internationals who a couple of years previously had thrashed England six three at Wembley, where England had never lost. That was the nineteen fifties. Thirty years later, they came within two minutes of going out of business, before someone came along and saved them. Many Wolves fans assume that they have a right to be in the top division because of how great they were - when the harsh reality is another long, hard slug to get to the play-offs for the final promotion spot. Those fans, Hida, talking about the past exploits of their club, are like you talking about how, because of your past, you’re entitled and destined to go all the way. Sad, and deluded.

You have no right to this tournament, any more so than I do. Stephen Shane said very much the same things you have done so far - and he’s no longer here. Many of the people who’ve now left this tournament said, because of their past, they were going to win this tournament. And where are most of them now? Sitting in the stands, watching, because they stayed in their own little heavens, believing themselves to be great because of the past, and refusing to admit that anything can, and does, happen. They, as unoriginal as you, believed the lies they told themselves - they believed their own hype that they would coast through this tournament, and that no-one and nothing was going to stop them. Confidence, like I said before, is one thing - overconfidence is another.

As for your assertions of how easily you’re going to defeat me, I’ve heard all that several times before. You may beat me. It’s a possibility. But it certainly won’t be a stroll for you. I’ve faced stronger, quicker, more intelligent and overall better wrestlers than you, and the few who’ve beaten me have found it far from easy. To underestimate an opponent in the manner you’re doing, whilst showing confidence, will lead to your downfall. No, not because it’s misplaced confidence and arrogance.

Because it’s a contribution to the same lie that you live in. The fans can see through your bluffs, Hida. They got tired of the same cookie-cutter promotional segments five or six years ago when everyone who thought themselves a bad-ass would say the same things. I’m great. I’m not going to lose. If I do lose it’ll be a fluke. I’m going to destroy you. The fans grew tired of that, because they could see it was a sham. They could hear the confidence being used as a shield, trying to deflect the slings and arrows of fate.

Why don’t you try something original, Hida? I’m fully aware you are a force to be reckoned with, but think how much more so you could be if you dropped the act. Drop the crutch of past accomplishments as meaning something once the bell rings - because once the bell sounds, it’s the present that counts. It’s the mental and physical conditioning that counts. It’s no longer a game of words but of thought and deed. Your words may bolster your confidence, but it’s the same false heaven where you’re past exploits mean you’re a shoe-in.

Far from it, Hida. If you keep telling yourself how great you are - if you keep hiding behind words and past glories, then you’re doomed to failure before the bell even rings. Because whether you like it or not, the greatest opponent in any match isn’t the person across the ring - it’s yourself. Can you overcome your own limitations, push yourself beyond what you believe possible, and still hold your head high? Will you defeat yourself, or will yourself defeat you?

I’ll leave you to consider that, Hida. I’ll see you in Portland.

[With that, Karl stands up, straightens his jacket, and continues his ascent to the summit. The camera pans round to show the scenery again as we FADE OUT]
 

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All we hear is Radio Dragon...

[CUE UP: “Without You” by El Presidente. Well, the end of it at least. Today is a radio interview for “The Dragon”]

DJ: Classic El Presidente song there, off their first EP. Now, we’ve been promising this for a while here on Livewire1350, and exclusive to Wired, I’m proud to introduce one of our former DJs, the reigning Empire Pro Wrestling Intercontinental Champion, and quarter-finalist in the TEAM Invitational Tournament, Karl “The Dragon” Brown. Hello, Karl.

Karl: Great to be here.

DJ: Congratulations on your title defence against Cameron Cruise a couple weeks back.

Karl: Thanks.

DJ: Now, as everyone knows, you’re going up against Hida Yakamo in the quarterfinals of the TEAM invitational. He’s a first rate wrestler - what do you think your chances are against him?

Karl: Pretty good. He is still a first class competitor, but he’s leaving himself open in a lot of ways in the mental game. He’s somewhat more confident than is safe - a lot of people I’ve wrestled in the past have come up to me backstage and said they overestimated their own superiority against me, and when things started to go against them, or when they couldn’t get the win as quickly as they wanted to, they started to lose their cool, which in wrestling is something you should never do. I very much see Hida making the same mistake.

DJ: So you’re not too worried about his accomplishments?

Karl: Neither worried nor impressed. How many titles someone has won, or what kinds of matches, or what accomplishments someone achieved in the past are all well and good, and may give an indication of what to expect, but relying on them as if they give a totally accurate indication of the present person is, to be blunt, idiotic. I’m sure I could sit here and impress the listeners with a long list of things I’ve done which make me, in some peoples minds, better than Hida Yakamo, but at the end of the day I know it’s the present, the here and now, where we wrestle, and not the past.

DJ: I’ve got a list of your accomplishments here, and I think it would be an idea to read them out to the listeners anyways, if you don’t mind me doing so?

Karl: It’s your interview, go right ahead.

DJ: Right, well, for all you who don’t know, Karl fought for a World Title in only his third match. In two-thousand and four he placed second in the Wrestling League Series in the NWL, and made the quarter finals of EPW’s tournament to determine their World Champion. He also made the final of their Intercontinental Championship tournament, and in December that year placed third in the HWF invitational Natural Selection tournament. He didn’t lose a single one-on-one match in two thousand and five, winning the Empire Pro Intercontinental Championship in the process, and the only match he didn’t win was HWF’s invitational Natural Selection Summer Solstice, where he placed fourth behind Lindsay Troy, Dani Fuhrer, and Mind****er. He also made it to the quarter finals of the TEAM tournament and is set to face Hida Yakamo. In the last Natural Selection tournament he also suplexed a five hundred pound man from the top rope. Now, Karl, are you saying none of that is important to this match?

Karl: Exactly. Hida Yakamo isn’t Victor Bloodmoon - he isn’t five hundred pounds. He isn’t Eric Davis, or Christian Sands. My holding the Intercontinental Championship in Empire Pro doesn’t mean a thing in this match. All that list tells you is what I’ve done in the past and how I’ve gotten to the present. To rely on that as somehow meaning I am going to beat Hida is as stupid as believing that because of what he’s done in the past he’s going to beat me.

DJ: OK. Moving on to something Hida said recently concerning some of your views - he claims that it’s the view of a loser to believe that the ultimate opponent is yourself. Do you have anything to say to that?

Karl: Only that it proves his delusion. What stops a single loss from becoming heart-rending is being able to hold your head up and say ‘I did my best. Let’s take what I learnt and make sure I get better.’ From each and every match I’ve had, win or lose, I’ve improved and learnt. I’ve seen where my technique was good, where it might have dropped, and gone on to better myself. If you look back throughout my career, you’ll see a gradual and steady improvement in what I do in the ring. The winner of the match has only kept his opponent down for the three-count - if he learns nothing from the match, if he sees no flaws or areas for improvement, he becomes stuck. Practice doesn’t make perfect if you don’t improve with each practice - it merely makes permanent. And whilst the skills that won you that match may indeed be good, you run the risk of your opponent, who once you defeated so easily, coming back and defeating you just as easily because they improved and you didn’t. The ultimate opponent, and the only person you can lose to in the long run, is yourself.

DJ: How do you mean?

Karl: Someone who thinks they’ve learnt all there is to learn is simply an ego - they’ll be kept at the same level because of their own ego, their own inadequacy in being able to improve. If they don’t improve, constantly, they’ll find themselves confronted with a glass ceiling of their own creation. The human tendency is to do just enough to get by, and in a competitive environment, there is always a need to improve because, somewhere, there is always someone better than you. That has to be a part of the drive to improve - to become better than the best. The only person who can stop you from being the best is yourself, because only you know your own limitations and what your potential is. For someone like Hida to think he’s reached his own potential is quite sad, and shows that he’s already defeated himself.

DJ: And did you pick that up from Waldorf Primary school as Hida claims?

Karl: [laughing] I don’t even know what a Waldorf school is. I was born and raised in the United Kingdom, and only really spend time in America to train occasionally and to wrestle. I travel to Japan and Germany a lot too, so I haven’t had time to pick up most American linguistics. Since I haven’t heard the term here before, I wouldn’t know if either of the primary schools I went to could be considered Waldorf. I know my secondary school wouldn’t be labelled with any derogatory term as it’s always in the top twenty in the country, and I came here for university, on the country’s best English Literature programme, so my secondary and higher education have always promoted pushing your own boundaries. After all, you can spout of facts and figures all day, parrot fashion, to pass exams, but you only get a keen mind if you question your own knowledge and understanding and seek to improve it. In any decent education system, you’ll not only be taught what you need, but the skills you need to go above and beyond your education. They give you the foundation, but what you build on it, like wrestling, is still to be determined.

DJ: How so?

Karl: On any foundation, there is a limit to what can be built. You can build something grand and ornate, with designs that most engineers can only dream of - but if you build it on a weak foundation, it’ll collapse and be exposed for the shell it really was. Or you can build something sturdy, and seek to improve the foundation, meaning you can build bigger and stronger. In wrestling, you learn the basics at a school, but in the ring you have to improve upon them to push yourself and build yourself into a stronger competitor. In life, it’s the same. You can build on a strong foundation and flourish, or you can build a shell on a weak foundation and, whilst that may look pretty, you can watch it collapse under its own weight.

DJ: OK. Now, finally, do you have any further words for Hida?

Karl: Nope. I’ve said all I need to about him. What the result will be, we’ll know when the final bell rings in Portland.

DJ: Right. Well, thanks for coming up to the studio today, Karl, and best of luck in your upcoming match and for the future.

Karl: Thank you.

DJ: Would you like to introduce the next song?

Karl: Sure, why not? You’re tuned in to livewire thirteen fifty, UEA’s home of great music, on thirteen fifty medium wave and online at livewire thirteen fifty dot com, and this next track is Pure Reason Revolution with The Intention Craft.

[CUE UP: “The Intention Craft” by Pure Reason Revolution, as we, erm… CLICK OUT]
 

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