Rabesque vs. Wells

[Starbreaker]

All RP for Jean Rabesque vs. Jared Wells should be placed here.

Stipulation: Steel Cage Match

The RP/Angle submission deadline is Wednesday, July 14th, 2004. E-mail angles to enigma_fanatic@hotmail.com

Thank you and have fun!

 

[BarryClarkJr]

delusional story?

(FADEIN to Jared Wells sitting in an empty room with just one long chair and a table. Table is holding the B.A.D World Heavyweight title and his cell phone. JW is laying back with his hands behind his head looking up wearing a black sleeveless L.O.V.E shirt that says "BASTARD SON" He is completely sober for the moment)

JARED WELLS: One word, Controversy. Its something most people can't handle, nor want. Its something I've lived with my entire life. When I came to this business I wanted to become the best. Time came, we all saw. Started on the top, hit rock bottom to hell, and here we are years later. I can't complain I'm climbing further than I expected. Drug abuse, alcohol, money, fame, fortune, it came to fast. I made my comeback January 2003 and I'm still here. I'm still turning the notch every single night when I'm in that ring. I'm on my second life in this business now. It's either I do it right or don't do it at all.

I'm currently the B.A.D World Heavyweight Champion, and a current member of L.O.V.E. Not bad for being considered scum. I've had my share in the ring, and I've done my time. The top wrestlers around the world compete in one night. What a better way to prove all the doubters that Rage is bout it. No games, no funny promos, just pride. People that know me are like, WOW! Jared have you lost your mind? Are you drunk? No, this is just something I have to do. Something deep down inside of me says go for it.

...Now onto today......the now.

Jean Rabesque its been a long long time my friend. Funny we've both been around forever but never stepped foot in the ring with each other. I'm very well caught up with your accomplishments and what you've done. To me this is something the people want......this is what I want. Jean Rabesque.......one on one with Jared Wells in a steel cage.

Understand this Jean, don't trust me. I'm the type of guy who would carry a loaded gun unlocked in his pants. Times changed my friend. The people really don't understand my actions to get to the top. I keep telling them its sacrifice but they don't wanna hear it. They don't want to hear me bash on their heros or idols. Heros? Idols? BEEN THERE DONE THAT. Jean you've been all around the world, and you've basically been in every damn company. Which brings me to the conclusion that your watered down my friend.

You claim to "NO FALSE GIMMICKS"? It's a false claim...........In fact I'm not sure what to believe out of you Jean. But then again I'm about Controversy right? I don't mind bending the truth to the lost. So many questions are always asked Jean but nobody wants to answer. The question of who will win the steel cage match? ME! Who will come out on top? ME! Who will be alive at the end? ME! I'm will do just about anything to defeat you Jean Rabesque. ANYTHING!

What you'll get out of this match is a long road of recovery. When you go back to your simple life. Back to washing your cars, mowing the grass....I will always be in the back of your mind. I will always be that headache. If anything after this match I will contaminate you with my world. Tomorrow, it will be a different story my friend. Can't always be the same or rely on your surroundings everyday. But one thing is for sure....I'm unpredictable. You'll see the left hand waving in the air back and fourth but you won't see the right hand smack you. You won't see everyday life you live in where your the hero.

I've got no problem with this one night only shin-dig. But if you dare to create a war, then just pull the trigger. You only believe what you want to believe when watching me. You think everything is ok.....its alright because I'm Jean Rabesque. Nah, not even close dude. Don't always believe what you see on TV.

I've got no problem with you Jean. But if you slip.......if you make that one mistake......I will be all over you like flies on <BLEEP>. Anti Hero? Nah. BEEN THERE DONE THAT. Hero? Nah. BEEN THERE DONE THAT. What do you believe Jean?

Like I always say.......theres a loaded gun in the middle of the ring.......I got no problems pulling the trigger first.

Last comment that will sink into your head. Do you believe what you just saw?

Most important.....why should I care? Hm, really I don't.


(FADEOUT)

 

[SteveA]

Response

(The screen comes in on a blank backdrop, standing in front is Jean Rabesque, dressed in the normal gear, his CSWA Greensboro Championship residing on his shoulder, as he looks into the camera, smiles, and speaks)

“Jared Wells, you’re right, it has been a long time. We’ve been in a lot of the same places, and we never have set foot inside of the ring. Now, many people can argue for why that is, but in my mind, there’s really only one explanation. While I was at the top of the card, wrestling for championships and earning accolades, you were generally embroiled in some incredibly heated..... midcard feud. Now, there’s nothing wrong with that, and you put some incredible matches in all seriousness. And there were a couple times you came in and absolutely stole the show, and you are to be commended for that Jared. The problem comes along when you forget your place in the natural order of things.

“You see, Jared, you are exactly that, a MIDCARDER. Now, many great men have had successful careers doing that, and hell Jared, you’ve done it for years. I can honestly say that I never wrestled on a card where you main evented and I didn’t. (Chuckles) Like that would ever happen. No, you had your niche, you were the sideshow freak. You were the novelty act to help draw a couple extra fans to the show and to keep them busy until they got to see the match that they really wanted to see. And by that time, you were out of the equation. You weren’t the one winning the titles Jared, and you never will be. The fact that you boast so proudly of the BAD World Heavyweight Title is basically all I need to hear to confirm that. Now, if you were willing to accept your role, you could continue to have a long, money making career, but it’s when you try to step up in the world Jared, that you really get yourself into trouble.

“When I think of you Jared, I don’t think of controversy, I have another word that comes to mind.... MEDIOCRE. You’re not bad. You’re definitely not in the category of a Bull Budweiser or even a John Doe. You’re respectable, but you’re definitely not great. A truly great wrestler who has been around as long as you have has won a couple more titles and has main evented a few more shows. Mediocre wrestlers don’t have what it takes to compete with the best damn technical wrestler going, even if it is inside of a steel cage. You’re just the latest along the lines of people who thought that they were good enough to compete with me, each of which was HUMBLED at my hands.

“But I’m sure you’re thinking that since this is a cage, I don’t have the advantage anymore, right Wells? Fair assumption, but to that, I ask that you do a little research. In just a few short days, I’m going to be stepping into the ring with Larry Tact, in an NEW World Heavyweight Title LADDER match. If you don’t think I’m capable of the hostility and brutality needed inside of a steel cage, then I ask you to watch that match. You will see a Jean Rabesque that you have never thought possible, and I will show you that I am more than ready for anything you can possibly imagine inside of that cage Jared.

“And of course, you had to do what EVERYBODY else does, and try to bash the catchphrase. Don’t you all have anything better to do. I am NO FALSE GIMMICKS, and I welcome you to try to disprove that Jared. I again never said I didn’t have a gimmick, but quite simply, what you see is what you get. I’ve never needed some catchy nickname like ‘Rage O’ Fire’ to get myself over or try to establish myself. I just said from day 1 that there is no one on this planet that can take me in a straight up wrestling match, and that’s what I’m all about. No more, no less Jared, but the fact remains that I have stayed true to this philosophy since the day I set foot inside of a wrestling ring. Try to come up with something else if you’re searching for a chink in the armor.... PLEASE!

“And also, PLEASE spare me about the long road to recovery after this match Jared. Do you know how tired that line is? I hear that from EVERYONE, telling me about how damaged I am going to be after the dreaded encounter. Also, don’t bother telling me about how different you are than everyone else Jared, because I really don’t want to hear it. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, also known as the reality check, and tell you that you’re really not as good as you think you are. Hell, who was the last name you’ve beaten? Give me stats about the great conquests you’ve had in the wrestling world. Wins over ‘Showtime’ Steven James? Is that it? You haven’t done JACK Jared, NOTHING! And for you to even compare yourself with me is RIDICULOUS! But I know your type, you’re not going to accept reality, you’re going to continue on in this dreamworld, and you’re going to have to have it KNOCKED INTO YOU! That’s fine, you’re not the first, and I’m sure you won’t be last.

“One more thing I would like to get clear before I go. I came to this thing for three reasons. First off, they wrote me a nice fat check. Secondly, it’s just another chance to add another name to the already long list of casualties. Finally, I’m sure there are some fans who have never had the opportunity to experience true wrestling GREATNESS right in front of their very eyes. Any chance to do that is always welcome to me.

“So Jared, if you’re smart, spare yourself the embarrassment and keep quiet, but I’m sure you’ll have plenty more to say. Like I said..... I know your type, I’ve seen plenty before.

“But for whatever reason, most of them aren’t around anymore. (Chuckles) I wonder why that is.

“No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque.”

(FADEOUT)

 

[BarryClarkJr]

My Reason - Your Excuse.

(Camera fades to Jared Wells sitting on a curb at 3:32am ET as it is pouring rain. The only light appears from a post across the street. He is drenched wearing baggy khakis shorts, black sleeveless shirt that says 'BASTARD SON')

JARED WELLS: No false gimmicks kids, no false hype.....I'm am Jean Bar-Beeeeeee-Que. You've heard it once, you've heard it a million times around this joint. Big boy coming out claiming he's the best but really never bumped heads with the devil himself. Guys around you pat you on your <*BLEEP*> and say way to go kid. I'm not hearing it, nor will I tolerate it in my world.

Title belts, past, nor accomplishments will matter. Days from now you'll be stepping in the ring with Larry Tact. This is where you already messed up Jean. You can't look me in the eyes and say how great you are. Really right now I must stoop low to be on the same page as you. That guy named Larry Tact that your facing for the world title. I've taken that guy and buried him in front of millions on pay per view. The oh 'THEN' great Minion, twice. Copycat, twice. The so called FUTURE of f'n wrestling El Arco Iris.........who I like to call El PCP Iris. I could go on and on but why would I? What do I have to say to prove that I'm better than you? NOTHING. Because I'm going to show you that I'm better than you.

Besides I'm no fan of Larry Tact but I see him blinding you with the ladder. I see Larry Tact taking Jean's LA LA LAND and sinking the mother <*BLEEP*>. I don't like Larry Tact but I see him doing it.

I'm not here for the money nor the fame. Thing is, I'm not sure why I'm here but one thing is for sure.......I will bury you and what you believe in. I will take everything and everybody you stand for.......smash it until the last breath. I'm the type of guy that will ruin your birthday party. I'm wrestlings bastard son <*BLEEP*>. It's complete reality mother <*BLEEP*>. Reality is something I accepted a year ago. Reality of what I want and not the fans. What I can't get, I will fight for it. What I fight for, I will get.

The wonderful thing about it is.....what you can't see is going to cost you. Guys like you Jean never gave me that shot because they knew I would do just about anything in this world to steal somebody else's. You want to prove I'm just a mid card guy? Fine......I'll give the loaded gun. But remember one thing Jean, that gun only has one bullet and you better make it count. Funny your calling me things that you've never experience before. Your underwear says CSWA, does that make you great? Your just like the rest Jean....simple. Being that Jean your just an obstacle, and I will defeat you like any other. Besides what good are you being technical when your head is bashed into a cage?

Controversy baby, thats what its about. Game plans, futures, whatever are just a joke. Hours go by in the dressing room, your gearing up.....all of the sudden you begin to sweat......you begin to think. 'LIL pain in your stomach from what Jean? (BEGINS TO SHOUT) WHAT JEAN? WHAT? IT'S CALLED FEAR!!! Get used to it when I'm around kid.

That's the best you can do Jean? Call me a MIDCARDER? (LAUGHS)

You are a gimmick within, your quest of stardom is completely false, and your name really isn't Jean BBQ.

Steel cage......CSWA's own Jean Rabesque. His own blood dripping all over my world.......Oh Yes. You my friend are in a world of hurt.....If history repeats itself.......just be prepared for what's in store.

'Ya just gotta L.O.V.E it.

 

[SteveA]

3:32 AM???

(The screen comes in on Rabesque, same bat time, same bat channel, you know the drill by now)

“So let me get this straight Jared. It’s 3:32 AM, and you’re sitting on a curb somewhere in the middle of nowhere and someone from the FWSS just HAPPENS to walk by with a camera and wants to get some of your comments? Or, did you call one of them, pay them off so they could come to some obscure street corner to get your comments? Hell, it’s (looks at watch) 2:00 in the afternoon, and some of these guys don’t want to do anything right now. Are you catching my point here Jared? How much energy did you put in to having an entire production team, because that lighting was DEFINITELY artificial, show up at 3:32 AM to get your comments. If you have the time to put THAT much thought into this, then maybe you should be training just a little bit harder. As for me? At 3:32 AM, I’m sound asleep Jared, unless of course, I have a lady friend over (smiles), something of which you would obviously know NOTHING about.... if you’re out at 3:32 cutting an interview.

“But as for the interview itself, you really had nothing to say. Maybe it was the insomnia, maybe shear drowsiness, who knows, but besides the comedic effect of the whole thing there was little to offer. Jean Bar-b-que? Um.... cute Jared..... I guess. Is that all you really could come up with? I mean, dude, every league I can think of has a team of writers that help with the shows. Maybe if you asked them for a little help they’d be willing to write you something worth listening to, because right now, you’re definitely falling off the mark.

“And as for Larry Tact, congratulations on actually beating him on a PPV. I’m about to do the same thing, I’m not really sure what your point is. And the fact that you beat him in one match really proves little to me. Flukes happen Jared, just like I’m sure that was. Are you saying that as some way to prove you’re better than me? Just because you beat Larry Tact, then you’re automatically some kind of shoe-in? Help me out here Jared because I’m honestly missing the point here.

“But the thing that really did for me was this. I think you set out on some kind of mission to prove that you’re some kind of wonderful wrestler. To do that, you presented me with a list of the legendary greats of wrestling you’ve knocked off. And on that list we have (chuckles) Minion..... Copycat..... and El Arco Iris! (Begins laughing hysterically) ARE YOU F(fcc)KING KIDDING ME???? You think that proves ANYTHING? Listen closely Jared, when you have to use El Arco Iris’ name when establishing yourself as some kind of superstar..... maybe it’s time for you to retire. If that’s how far you’ve fallen, then maybe you’re not cut out for the wrestling business.

“But if it’s a list you want, I can give you a list. I can say the names of the people I’ve beaten like Manson, Hellion, Hornet, GUNS, Viper, Silver, Hiroshi, Krusher, Nevada Smith, Ricky Kabe, DC Stratton, Cruise, Krow, Lawler, Edmunds.... 11 times, but would good with that do? I can talk about all the PPVs I’ve headlined, something I don’t see you doing very often, but what exactly would that prove? I guess what it does do Jared is affirm that I am the superstar that you only wish you could be. But hey, you’ve beaten El Arco Iris, I guess that’s something, right? (Laughs)

“Allow me to remind you of one very important thing Jared.... you’re still not very good. It doesn’t matter that you’re up at 3:32, or that you’ve been some average people, your skills were never that great, AND they’re declining. Now I’ve seen people like you before, scrapping, clinging on to whatever they possibly can, trying to everything in their power to postpone the inevitable, and it is to be admired, I guess, but they never really do get the hint when it is their time to go. Now, some people might say the same to me, but I’ve proven time and again that I belong. Jared, I don’t think you can make that claim. I think it’s time for you to pack your ass up.... and get out of the way. Because somewhere there might be a kid that deserves a shot, and you’re taking it right now, and you DON’T deserve. Reality hurts Jared, and if you refuse to accept it now, then somebody someday will have to teach it to you. Sorry, but that day might be coming sooner or later. (Chuckles)

“But still, you’ve got your shot, against the ‘CSWA’s’ Jean Rabesque, right? Cracks me up how you refer to me that way. Yes, I am the CSWA Greensboro Champion. I’m also about to become NEW Heavyweight Champion, and I’m leading the NFW in points, just like I have been for the last 11 weeks. But I know that’s nothing compared to you Jared. After all, you’re the BAD World Champion. (Laughs)

“Controversy still isn’t the word to describe this situation. And trust me, FEAR is DEFINITELY not the word, although I found your accusation quite humorous Jared. The name of the game now.... is REALITY. It has somehow escaped you for the longest time Jared. I guess you can say it’s my job to bring you back down.

“It’s not a pretty job.... but hell, somebody has to do it.

“No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque.”

(FADEOUT)

 

[BarryClarkJr]

The List Again?

(THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN ADULT HUMOR AND STRONG LANGUAGE)

(Camera opens up inside the Joe Louis Arena as fans, media, reporters surround a large stage. Cameras begin to flash as Jared Wells walks up wearing jeans, black sleeveless shirt that says 'BASTARD SON'. He walks up with the B.A.D World championship over his shoulder and in his hand is a brown bag containing some type of bottle but not sure what it is. Behind him is some crazy mexican wearing dirty ripped jeans, a dirty shirt that says 'I'm JEAN RABESQUE', and a large dog chain with the initials CSWA on it representing their belt. Mexican sits down as Jared takes a swig of the mystery bottle and begins answering questions)


REPORTER #1: One night only Jared, you have a chance to step in the ring with Jean Rabesque who is unquestionably considered the best technical wrestler today. How do you fair against him.

JARED WELLS: First off, best technical wrestler today? He must be a canadian, and haven't we've heard this from every other wrestler today? No gimmicks my (BLEEP). The guy is too worried on who he has had sex with, and has a problem with people staying up late. Yadda-Yadda-Yadda, I'm Jean BBQ, he's a complete fool of his own history. He keep spewing out the same crap over and over again. I would love to say he's great but only one word comes to my mind.......a (BLEEP) pansy. Sorry if it sounds childish people but he is.

REPORTER #2: Jean has come out and said that you do not deserve to step into the ring with him. How do you feel about his remarks.

JARED WELLS: Remarks? Which time? Besides the "OH I'M GREAT" a million times, the "I BEAT THIS GUY" a million times......He sits there threaten of what I can do. Sometimes I think mah-man is on drugs. Talking to me like this is my first visit to the doctor. But really I could say anything right now and it will be the same story with him. We all could do some blow some YAY right now and he would be telling his story on how he beat some dude. Party fowl isn't it?

REPORTER #3: Steel cage Jared, what is your game plan?

JARED WELLS: Simple, NOTHING. Why gear up for some plan when I imagine killin' this MOFO. I will take this match I shove it right up his (BLEEP). I will take everything you people are asking.....everything he is thinking.......and make a grilled cheese. Ain't this a B? In his mind....he thinks I'm trying to become a great wrestler? IN A (BLEEP) STEEL CAGE? Jesus christ! I'm only trying to be the craziest son of a (BLEEP) One night only, thats all I need. Finally your hero JEAN CLAUDE will be no more. Were only a few days away boy. I wouldn't worry about yesterday or tomorrow....I would worry about One Night Only......Don't be sorry now Jean, you've always been sorry. Only in your dreams Jean, you never seen what it really means.

I'm done taking questions.....let's ask the CHAMP about his match up with Jared Wells the joke of his world.

(Camera zooms into the face of the crazy mexican as he looks confused and very well on drugs)

REPORTER JARED: Champ! GREAT ONE! One night only........in your mind Jared Wells is the worst thing walking today. He's the B.A.D Heavyweight Champion for god sakes! He's nothing, he's scum. What do you have to say to Jared Wells?

MEXICAN RABESQUE: (HOLDS UP A SIGN DUE TO NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH)


Sign Says....
I can say the names of the people I’ve beaten like Manson, Hellion, Hornet, GUNS, Viper, Silver, Hiroshi, Krusher, Nevada Smith, Ricky Kabe, DC Stratton, Cruise, Krow, Lawler, Edmunds....

JARED WELLS: There you have it people. I've heard night after night.....the same thing. If this guy really acts like this, you all are in big trouble.

(Jared points into the camera as it zooms to his face)

....All I ask is for your best Jean. No games, no jokes, no excuses. Once I defeat you in that steel cage, your sleepless nights will begin. Summertime will feel like a cold winter, and the name Jared Wells will be contaminated into your career. Want to make fun of me to help your career? Do whatcha gotta do.....

I told you the gun is loaded with one bullet.......Make it your best.

(FADEOUT)

 

[SteveA]

Get a clue

(The screen comes in on a blank background, and as we come in, we see Jean Rabesque, dressed in the norm, a pretty large bandage over his forehead, as well as a noticeable on his left arm, another new difference is that he now not only holds one title over his shoulder, but he now has one over each shoulder, the camera zooms in on the one on the left, and we see the words “NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP”)

“So, how’d you like the show Jared from your primo seating? Double fisting the beers I’ve heard, hell, I’d expect nothing less. So tell me.... did you like it? Did you like watch me go thirty feet up, having a ladder kicked out from under me, and STILL managing to hold onto to the belt? I’m sure you did, since you were convinced I had no shot.

“So, if you will, let’s compare our NEW experiences. Your ass..... got whipped in the NEW TV title tournament. Me... I went on to WIN that tournament that you were so... prematurely bounced from, and then you quit, and I go on to win the Heavyweight Title, main eventing on PPV. Hmmm.... sounds like a pretty straight up comparison, don’t you agree? That sure proves that you belong in the same ring with me.... right?

“But I’m not giving you your due Jared. Heck, this is an epic encounter now. World Champion vs. World Champion, except that we have one problem. My title.... is real. I mean, the fact that you still proclaim yourself as the BAD World Champion is a JOKE. Hell, the match that you won that thing on was a MIDCARD match. You went on BEFORE I did on the same show, and I DON’T EVEN WRESTLE FOR THAT COMPANY! Are you catching on by now Jared? No matter what you say, nothing will change the fact that you are, and forever will be.... midcard trash. You’re one with a mean streak, we’ve established that, but as much as you may try, you’re never going to make it to the top.

“On top of that, we had a brutal NFW show over in friggin’ Ireland, where I have to beat the hell out of the owner, have a twenty minute brawl with one of the baddest men in the planet in ‘Hurricane’ Eddy Love, and to top it all off, I get a champagne bottle knocked over my skull, so needless to say, I’m not in the best moods, or the best of spirits.

“But.... believe it or not Jared, amidst all my other chaos, I managed to catch your last promo, and let me tell you... nothing says BROADCAST EXCELLENCE to me.... like MEXICAN IMPOSTERS! Is that really what we’ve come to Jared? Is that REALLY necessary.... to stick a Mexican holding a sign into your promo? And where the hell did you find the Mexican? And how much did you pay him? And hell, I could barely read it anyway, knowing you had to fit ALL of that onto one itty bitty little sign.

“Are you with me Jared? Let’s at least go for SOME semblance of decor here. I mean, you’ve already HUMILIATED yourself enough.... why don’t we just go ahead and stop the bleeding? First, it’s Jean BBQ! Real clever! Then it’s Jean-Claude.... yep, never heard that one before, and finally, a Mexican with a sign. Like I’ve said to you before, get somebody to write you some new material. Either that, or go back to waking up the cameramen and shooting at 3:32 AM, because you made a hell of a lot more sense then.

“And finally, when you provide me with a ‘list’ of the so-called names you’ve beaten, I wouldn’t make a fuss when I do the same thing. It really makes you look quite idiotic, especially when I’ve actually beaten somebody! Remember, you still claim El Arco Iris as a significant victory. That remains all I really need to say.

“But.... we need to make one more thing abundantly clear. You’re NOT as important as you think you are. I’m not going to have any sleepless nights from you, you’re not going to be in my dreams. Hell, you’re about the 4th toughest opponent I’m going to face THIS MONTH. I’m taking you seriously, and I’m not going to sleep on this match, but you’re really not as important in the grand scheme of things as you think you are Jared.

“Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

“Eh, that’s about all you’re worth. (Chuckles) No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque.”

(FADEOUT)

 

[BarryClarkJr]

Final Thoughts. Talk is cheap.

(Camera opens up to Jared Wells leaning up against a brick wall outside wearing the cargo shorts, black sleeveless shirt that says 'BASTARD SON')

JARED WELLS: Here we go again. Every time I begin to talk about destiny inside a steel cage you run your mouth about how you beat this guy, or the NFW, or the NEW, or the GWWWWWWLFWECE. Whatever. There is nobody else Jean, there is no yesterday because its gone. It's just ME-ME-ME.

Here we go again about mid card talks. Are we running out of things to say Jean? Am I all wrapped up in your head? Your like a broken record Jean, and it's very obvious your canadian. Your all alike. What's wrong with a mexican trying make a dollar? Are you racist? The guy has been with me for a long time......

As far as the NEW TV title, I was a no show due to a contract. How did a get my ass whipped? This is where your words make you weak, and myself stronger. But you really are not sure what to think.

Funny your still worried about me staying up at 3:32 AM, yet do you believe everything you see on TV? It's obvious how much of a fool you are due to your ego yet alone yourself. Your too simple Jean.....way too simple.

I'm not sure where your going at all Jean. In fact, I really don't care what you think. I told you once Jean and I'll tell you again.....I'm going for the victory....I'm going for that ONE NIGHT ONLY hell. Wanna get technical in a steel cage? (LAUGHS) One night only.......titles, where you've been means (BLEEP)

You bring your belts, I'll bring the steel because there is nothing I'd rather do than to humiliate you in front of millions. Talk is cheap.......it's my time, my world of pain. Walk down that aisle, look around, think about everything you said about me. Think about all your titles, think about your list list of has beens. Once the door is closed on that cage, nobody can help you. Bad things will happen Jean, very bad things. I hope everyone is watching, I hope your family is watching. I've got nothing to prove in our encounter but something to prove. I will prove that your just like every mother (BLEEP) person around here, SIMPLE. I will prove that your titles, your glory will mean nothing for one night. In one night, I will have the pleasure of shutting your mouth up.

Jean, I don't hate you.........I just feel sorry for you.

...You on the other hand have a loaded gun pointed right at your head. Come One Night Only......you'll just be yesterdays news.

'Ya just either L.O.V.E it, or you don't.

 

[SteveA]

The end says it all

(The screen comes in on a blank background, and as we come in, we see Jean Rabesque, dressed in the norm, you know the drill)

“Anybody how knows me knows that I am NOT an orator. It’s just not something I do. People book me to shows, they write me the fat checks, and they ask that I do some promo work. I’m a man of my word, I signed a contract, so I do what they ask me. It’s good business, but if I had my druthers, I wouldn’t be doing it. After all these years, as much as I’ve improved at it, it’s still not something I’m entirely comfortable with. I could do it, but I’d rather not.

“I guess the humor lies here in the fact that Jared Wells finds the need to assault my words. He thinks the fact that I have run out of things to say other than he’s a ‘midcard sideshow,’ somehow weakens me. But Jared, why should I bother saying anything else? That’s the entire underlying principle behind this match, so therefore, it bears constant repeating, because that’s what this is about. This match features a legit, consistent, main event, world title caliber champion.... taking on the ‘King of the Midcard.’ In a way, it’s what this whole crazy thing we do call wrestling is all about. Now, this is where the suspense, the intrigue lies. Can the champion stay up to his top form, or can the mother of all upsets be pulled? I’m simply making the point..... that you don’t have what it takes to shock the world. You don’t have the necessary skill, the necessary dynamic.... and the necessary...... heart, to get the job done. That’s all Jared, have fun thinking you’re somebody now that you caught me in a ‘misspeak.’

“And yes, I forgot how you left NEW. Oh well, but I guess you got me again. But does that really prove anything? I think all it really proves is how insignificant you really are. Hell, I was in that same tournament, and I paid that little attention to you. What the hell does that mean? You weren’t even a blip on my radar. When I entered New ERA and I looked down the list of names, you didn’t even draw my attention. For whatever reason, I was drawn to another list of names..... those with talent. Sorry, Jared, but I have to say it again..... you just don’t have any of that.

“And while we’re on the subject of you thinking you’ve accomplished something by pointing out flaws in my statements, I have to do it myself. Me talking bad against Mexicans would in no way make me racist Jared. Mexican isn’t a race buddy, it’s a nationality. Now if I degraded Hispanics or Asians, then maybe you’d have a case. The moral of the story: I’d check your own words before you try attacking mine. Just a word of advice.

“I also enjoy how you suddenly WEREN’T up at 3:32. Yeah, nice backpedaling job buddy. Hell, if you’re going to go out and do something stupid, then at least have the backbone to stand behind it instead of pretending it never happened.

“But yet again, let’s make something clear, I don’t have a gun pointed at my head. This is wrestling, so there is no weaponry involved. I know it’s a metaphor, but it’s just a really poor one at that. And my life is no kind of danger, because you don’t have the capability to make that happen. Hell Jared, just a few months ago I had a F(FCC)KING cage get exploded and crash down on my head.... and here I stand. You’re not going to do anything worse to me than anything I’ve experienced, and you’re nowhere near the ballpark of them men I’ve beaten.

“I honestly don’t know if you’re compensating for something or what Jared, but you have one serious problem. Hell, a complex if you will. You just flat out think you’re a hell of a lot better.... than you really are, and let me warn you Jared....

“One of these days, it’s going to get you killed. Not a threat, just a promise.

“No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque.”

“Oh, and Jared..... please.....

“SHUT THE F(FCC)K UP!”

(FADEOUT)

 

[BarryClarkJr]

Someone told me...

(Camera opens up to Jared Wells sitting inside the Joe Louis Arena, sitting at the entrance way leaned up against the wall wearing the usual jeans, black sleeveless 'BASTARD SON' on the front, L.O.V.E it on the back)

JARED WELLS: It's story time kids because our 'ol pal Jean Rabesque is still on the same page with himself......so how about a story leading up to the One Night Only Event?

Right before the One Night Only was let out to the public and I called The Nark man......I says to Nark....I says, Hey guess who I'm facing at One Night Only? Anarky says who Jared?.....I says Jean Rabesque. Nark pauses and starts laughing. He then says "why are you facing that midcard piece of trash? He doesn't belong in the same ring as you."

...End of story.

King of mid cards? Tsk...Tsk...Tsk Jean. Your only fooling yourself.

Here we go with the "JARED I DID THIS"......."JARED I DID THAT"...."I'M STILL HERE". No comment, I'm sure everyone out there knows how I feel about this subject. But I wonder how Mr & Mrs Rabesque feel the same way before you were born. I mean really, Mr. Daddy Rabesque tried it without a condom quick........started thinkin' stupid.....UHHH maybe I could wash it off really quick. "I should have done this"....."Maybe should have done that" It's all the same thing Jean.

Obviously Jean doesn't like guns. I just so happen to be the BIG GUN myself. No Weaponry involved in our match? (LAUGHS) What the (BLEEP) do you think a steel cage is? Your still that little boy in a big mans world. Your head wrapped around the cage would only be fitting. Maybe I'll save your own fans from your own ego.

...Looks like Jean is a bit mad, a bit upset. I wouldn't want you to your catch phrases against me. Wait a minute? Aren't catch phrases apart of gimmicks? Doesn't Jean claim he's no gimmick? I give up people really. We could either sit here and draw some YAY all over the table or keep listening to this guy warp himself 'till our (BLEEP) heads fall off.

Let's comment on the NEW shall we? Ok, Jean represents NEW right. Ok, I had a ringside seat to see the event. Noticed I only came out ringside during the main event? You think I was there to see big names like Chaos? John Doe? Alex Borden? Spectre? Yet, you skip my name? Only reason you skipped my name is because I never signed with NEW. Gee, I wonder why I didn't. I'm pretty intimidated with the I quote "LIST" unqoute. My god man, your the Champion of Mid-Promotions. Only person worth noting is Larry Tact. You want to be champion? You want to say your the best? Come to the WFW and try to take that title. In fact, why don't you come on down and get into the faces of L.O.V.E? Because I know three crazy sons of (BLEEP) that would love to rip your head off.

Your right I have a problem. I have a problem because your from Canada. You've heard one Canadian.....you've really HEARD them all. It's not a race but you still make fun of mexicans? Have it your way dude.......most people just love to hate. Me, I don't feel sorry for you anymore....I just hate you.

...Jean I've gotcha where I want 'ya. Wanna keep going further into the hole?

...I promise I won't repeat myself.
...I promise I won't repeat myself.
...I promise I won't repeat myself.
...Really I promise I won't do it anymore.
...No more locked doors

(FADEOUT)