Camera Fades from Black
You see Mystical sitting on a big puffy leather chair (you know the one, the big comfortable ones). He is with his female lover and he is laughing so hard that he is crying.
MI: Hey dear can you belive this guy. It is twit of the month come to challenge the mighty Illusions. If he and his brain had half of a brain they still wouldnt have half a brain!
Laughing even harder
MI: No matter I am still going to rip out his heart and serve it to you on a silver platter. Ravie, Ravie, Ravie, you still think you can beat me. Hey Ravie, have you ever watched Night at the Roxburry! I bet you are the morron that shattered the window with his head. Heh, you seem like the type. Remember you can not beat me I know every trick in the book, litterally!
MIG: You know honey I have a feeling with this one. I think that he will cause you problems.
MI: Nah hun he will be a push over like the last. But anyway, you want to meet me in the ring I will be there. But to not expect to walk away from the Annihalation. I will be the last thing you remember of the match.
The phone rings and MI picks it up!
MI: Hello who is it?
MV: Yes Ryan this is your freind in the GXW. I was wondering if you want some help with your next match.
MI: Naw I think that I will win this. I am sorry about your match with the imbiguassly gay duo. You will come back and win the next on. I will see you later. Bye
MV: Bye.
MI hangs up the phone and kisses his woman and looks at the camera.
MI: Well Ravie it is almost time you better ask your mommie to sign the accident waiver so you can play with the big boys. See ya Ravie!
FTB as Annihalation flashes across the screen.