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We screwed up and forgot something from Reloaded WHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU WILL EVER READ! Please add this to any reviews of the show.
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(CUT TO: The middle of the ring. Standing in the middle of it is erstwhile NFW interviewer “Just” Mark and longtime NFW personality/manager Neil Riddick. Riddick’s wearing a necklace made of black skulls, a black t-shirt with a skull on it, a black trenchcoat and is carrying a staff stick.)
“Just” Mark: Well, Neil Riddick, it has been a long, long time since we’ve felt your dark presence here in New Frontier Wrestling. You requested some face time from our president Eddie Mayfield, and you summoned me in particular for this moment.
Neil: Yessss, Mark. You indeed have been summoned for I wish to inform the fans of the New Frontier of the path that I have chosen. But I shall not make me decree alone…
(Riddick raises his staff stick and lets out a primal screen. A bolt of lighting flashes from the sky and hits the staff, causing a loud explosion and “Just” Mark to cowardly flee the ring! The ring starts to fill with smoke as “Take No Prisoners” by Megadeth blares. The smoke pours and then up from the ring, two shadowy figures emerge, standing back to back. The smoke starts to clear and the crowd erupts as they see Ryan Oracle back-to-back with PowerMaster. PowerMaster – with his perm wildly flowing, a red and yellow lightning bolt painted on his face, red and yellow arm and knee tassles with matching wristbands – is snarling and beating his chest. Ryan Oracle – wearing a brass plate with a ruby in the middle around his forehead, gold metal wristplates and red pleather trunks with the outline of the Acropolis on the front – holds his above his head in triumph. The crowd starts yelling “FOOOKRUCIIITYYYY” and “AGGGROOOOOO INTENNNNNZITTYYYYYY” as PowerMaster paces back and forth, periodically shaking the ropes. Oracle stands behind Riddick, looking both stoic and regal.)
ORACLE: Yes, New Frontier Wrestling, once again…. POWERGODZ HAVE DESCENDED UPON THEE! (The crowd roars as PowerMaster stands on the second turnbuckle, reaching his hands towards the heavens. CUT TO: The shot of a fan holding a homemade cardboard lightning bolt that reads FOKRUCITY in the middle.) I, along with PowerGod and the Keeper of Souls Neil Riddick… for some time, we have been traversing the astral plane, seeking enlightenment, seeking a destination for us to move towards. But then I was summoned by my father… ZEUS… THE KING OF THE GODS… to Mount Olympus, the place where, upon my birth, doves were released to the sky as I was dipped into a vat of lamb’s blood, which crafted this… (he flexes his biceps and makes his chest/pecs bounce) a body of sheer perfection. We entered into the Palace of Eternity, where my father sat on his throne… and he told us that he required us to bring him not a sacrifice… but a TROPHY MADE OF GOLD! But my father Zeus… he… he was not alone…
(PowerMaster, running around the ring the entire time, turns to his fellow PowerGod and grabs the microphone.)
POWERMASTER: THERE I STOOD IN FRONT OF ZEUS, THE KING OF THE GODS! And with him were the ones that I summon, the ones that summon me… WITH HIM WERE THE SPIRIT LORDZ FROM HIGH ABOVE, there to contact me, to tell me of the next path of my destiny, THE NEXT PATH OFFFFF MMMYYYY REALLLITTTYYYYYY!!! For the spirit lordz from high above, they are the ones who have given me the energy which flows these veins, THE ENERGY WHICH CAN ONLY BEEEE DESCRIBBBED AS AGRRRROOOOO INNNNNTENNNNZITTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! (The crowd erupts at this. Oracle shakes his head up and down.) For the Spirit Lordz, they are the ones which have sculpted me. They are the ones who have DEFINED me. They are the ones who bellowed forth the yak’s horn. They are the ones who I heard as I stood on top of the Himalayas. They are the ones I heard echoing through the ice chambers of Antarctica. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE GIVEN ME THE POWER OFFFFFFFF FOOKKKRUUUUCIITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! (The crowd goes NUTS as he screams.) And for the Spirit Lords from high above, along with the thunderous words of Zeus… they have commanded that I and the other immortal in the plans of the New Frontier Ryan Oracle… they have commanded that we present to them not just a sacrifice BUT A GIFT… A GIFT OF GOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD!!!!
(PowerMaster starts making the “we want the belt” gesture as he paces around the ring.)
RIDDICK: Yes, you just heard right. Under my liege, POWERGODZ will go forth to procure for Zeus and the Spirit Lordz a trophy made of gold… THE GOLD BELTS CURRENTLY AROUND THE WAISTS OF MALIK ANDERSON AND THE ONE THEY SPEAK OF AS THE BANDIT! (The crowd boos as Oracle starts motioning like he will break their spines.) Our quest will not be vanquished. It is ENSHRINED –
(CUT TO: A figure walking up the ring ramp towards the ring, a giddy look on his face. He has a lock black mullet with lines shaved into his sideburns, a carnival worker-ish black mustache that looks like (but isn’t) it’s painted on, and a white t-shirt with Joe the Camel on it smoking a cigarette tucked into blue jean shorts.)
RIDDICK: Who dares interrupt the Keeper of Souls? AND WHY DOES HE DARE INTERRUPT THE KEEPER OF SOULS?
(Ryan Oracle stand behind Riddick, arms crossed as PowerMaster repeatedly points at him.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Well, we’re going to get right into that. My name… is DOUG Mayfield. That’s right – DOUG Mayfield. And while Eddie may be Bonnie Mayfield’s only son… let me just say that I ain’t from THAT side of the family. Eddie’s my older half-brother.
(Riddick and PowerGodz just stare at him.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Ever since I was a kid, I know I’ve been lucky to have the best half-brother a boy could have! When Eddie would come over to the trailers for six weekends every year, he’d bring with him his Gameboy and sometimes he’d even let me play it! And when we got older, it was just so awesome when he’d let me go and get him his Camels… sometimes, he’d even let me keep the Camel Cash! THAT’S HOW I GOT THIS SHIRT!
(He starts leaping up and down as the crowd boos.)
RIDDICK: Your introduction is well and good, Mr. Mayfield. However, this is time that I have requested –
DOUG MAYFIELD: And this is time that *I* took from you. You see, after years of asking… Eddie finally decided to HIRE me here in NFW! He approved my manager’s license. Which means, Neil… that we’re now competitors. In fact, Riddick… dare I say that we are now ARCH-RIVALS.
(Riddick laughs.)
RIDDICK: Rivals? RIVALS? Rivals are equals. And with you, I see no one to dare challenge us! I see no one to DARE CHALLENGE POWERGODZ!
DOUG MAYFIELD: Well, Riddick… what you don’t see… IS WHAT YOU DON’T GET! And what you don’t get is… as you are now my sworn enemy… my charges are the sworn NEMESISIS of YOURS
(Oracle makes an inquisitive look as PowerMaster freezes and points.)
ORACLE: What do you speak of, Mayfield? Many wish to do harm to PowerGodz, but my father Zeus nor the Spirit Lordz have informed us of competitors who loathe us so much to refer to us as a NEMESIS! Why, I do not---
(PowerMaster stops running in place and starts sniffing the air. He puts his hand on Oracle’s chest.)
POWERMASTER: THE SPIRIT LORDZ HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT! THEY TOLD ME TO LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL! FOR RYAN ORACLE… for Neil Riddick… FOR ALL THOSE IN THE CROWD WHO HAVE CHANNELED THE AGGROOO INTENNNZIITTYYYYY… there is… there is a PRESENCE with us now that is not yet visible…
(Doug Mayfield then takes from the pockets of his jean shorts a lighter and throws a fireball into Riddick's face!He immediately falls down, covering his face and screaming in pain. Oracle and PowerMaster move towards him as Riddick crawls on the mat in agony! The ring once again fills with smoke! Oracle and PowerMaster are no longer visible. Doug Mayfield is hopping up and down in glee as the smoke clears. Ryan Oracle and PowerMaster are both laid out unconscious, next to Riddick. Standing over them are two men, belligerently yelling about “Fokrucity.” Both of them are pasty white, wearing night-black tinted wrap-around sunglasses. One of them has a crew cut with his sides buzz cutted, except there is a dyed-blonde rat-tail that goes to mid-back. The other is slightly taller. He has dark hair with blonde streaks throughought his hair. His sides are completely shaved, creating a tight mullet, showing a UPC symbol tattooed onto the side of his skull! Both are shirtless, wearing tight pants that are “hypercolors” that change with both body and air temperature! Their boots are adorned with microchips.)
“JUST” MARK: Doug Mayfield… who are these guys? (He is so intimidated as medics attend to the carnage in the ring.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Just Mark… (cackles) Allow me to present to you MY FIRST CLIENTS. These men… they reached OUT TO ME. They are CHAD FORTUNE and TOD DESTINY…. THE SHADOWRUNNNNNERSSSSS!!!
(Fortune and Destiny snarl at the crowd which boos.)
FORTUNE: YOUR SILENCE IS DESIRED OR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN! In the future, YOUR SILENCE SHALL BE IMMEDIATE! (Destiny motions to a particularly rowdy group of fans.) This world… this world is not familiar to us!
DOUG MAYFIELD: Tell them, Fortune, where you come from!
FOTRUNE: WE COME FROM THE YEAR 2075! WE HAVE BEEN SENT BACK IN TIME TO RIGHT THE WRONGS OF THE PAST! In your future, you will find that NFW President Eddie Mayfield becomes much more... HE BECOMES THE RULER OF THE ENTIRE WORLD! HE IS THE AIR YOU BREATHE AND THE WATER YOU DRINK! EDDIE MAYFIEND IS DEAR LEADER! AND DEAR LEADER’S DESIRES ARE YOUR COMMANDS! FOR YOU ARE EDDIE MAYFIELD’S SLAVES! FOR YOU ARE BORN WITHOUT NAMES AND YOU DIE IN CAPTIVITY! And his brother Doug… (Doug points to himself) IS THE VICELORD OF THE THOUGHT POLICE! If you think ill of Eddie Mayfield… if you dare attempt to ESCAPE FROM THE ORE CAVERNS… IF YOU DARE HAVE THOUGHS THAT DO NOT ALIGN WITH THE COMMANDS OF THE MAYFIELD STATE… then Doug determines whether YOU DIE SWIFTLY AT HIS HAND OF MERCY… or whether you DIE SLOWLY AT OUR HANDS OF TORTURE! 20 GOTO DESTINY!
DESTINY: (He rips off his sunglasses showing his pupils to be all black!) FOR CHAD FORTUNE AND I TOD DESTINY ARE AMONGST THE CHOSEN! We were BRED specifically to ADVANCE THE WILL of DEAR LEADER EDDIE MAYFIELD! We are his WARRIORS! We are his DEFENDERS! AND YOU! YOU ARE ALL COMMODITIES! YOU ARE ALL BOUGHT AND SOLD LIKE SPACE CATTLE!
(The crowd boos.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Please be silent! The Vicelord of the Thought Police does NOT tolerate this kind of behavior!
FORTUNE: WE HAVE COME BACK IN TIME FOR ONE REASON! For while YOUR WILLS ARE BROKEN… there are some who have chosen to dare REBEL against The Chosen! They DARE stand against Dear Leader Eddie Mayfield! THEY MUST BE CRUSHED SO THE MAYFIELD EMPIRE MAY BE PRESERVED! 30 GOTO DESTINY!
DESTINY: The ones that must be crushed… they have labeled themselves as… THE SENTINELS OF FOKRUCITY! PowerMaster… Ryan Oracle… THE SEA SCROLLS YOU HAVE YET TO WRITE WILL BE DESTROYED! For these are the words that are only whispered! THESE ARE THE WORDS THAT STAND IN DEFIANCE OF DEAL LEADER EDDIE MAYFIELD! THESE ARE THE WORDS THAT MUST BE SILENCED! WE HAVE BEEN SENT BACK IN TIME TO DESTROY FOKRUICTY!
DOUG MAYFIELD: Did you get that? HUH, YOU PIECE OF TURD COMMODITIES? (The crowd boos.) The ShadowRunners are here to rid the WORLD of Fokrucity! And once they do… YOUR THOUGHTS BELONG TO ME! (He cackles once again.)
FORTUNE: POWERMASTER! RYAN ORACLE! We are not here to just physically destroy you. If we so desired, we would have ENCRYPTED YOU INTO THE CYBERVERSE upon our entry through the Orion Time Portal! We are here, PowerGodz, to FORCE YOU TO KNEEL IN OBEDIENCE TO YOUR ONCE AND FUTURE OVERLORD DEAR LEADER EDDIE MAYFIELD! We will FORCE YOU TO PUBLICLY DENOUNCE FOKRUCITY! And we will FORCE YOU TO HAND OVER YOUR FREE WILL TO US… THE SHADOWRUNNERS!
(Doug Mayfield cackles.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Now watch this! This is awesome! (He stands up straight.) SALUTE!
(The ShadowRunners both get on one knee before Doug Mayfield, with their wrists crossed in an “X” pattern as they look up at him.)
FORTUNE: ONWARD VICTORY!
DESTINY: ONWARD ETERNITY!
BOTH: HAIL DEAL LEADER! OBEY DEAR LEADER! WORSHIP DEAR LEADER!
(Riddick cackles as The Shadowrunners kneel in salute as the crowd boos. FTB)
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(CUT TO: The middle of the ring. Standing in the middle of it is erstwhile NFW interviewer “Just” Mark and longtime NFW personality/manager Neil Riddick. Riddick’s wearing a necklace made of black skulls, a black t-shirt with a skull on it, a black trenchcoat and is carrying a staff stick.)
“Just” Mark: Well, Neil Riddick, it has been a long, long time since we’ve felt your dark presence here in New Frontier Wrestling. You requested some face time from our president Eddie Mayfield, and you summoned me in particular for this moment.
Neil: Yessss, Mark. You indeed have been summoned for I wish to inform the fans of the New Frontier of the path that I have chosen. But I shall not make me decree alone…
(Riddick raises his staff stick and lets out a primal screen. A bolt of lighting flashes from the sky and hits the staff, causing a loud explosion and “Just” Mark to cowardly flee the ring! The ring starts to fill with smoke as “Take No Prisoners” by Megadeth blares. The smoke pours and then up from the ring, two shadowy figures emerge, standing back to back. The smoke starts to clear and the crowd erupts as they see Ryan Oracle back-to-back with PowerMaster. PowerMaster – with his perm wildly flowing, a red and yellow lightning bolt painted on his face, red and yellow arm and knee tassles with matching wristbands – is snarling and beating his chest. Ryan Oracle – wearing a brass plate with a ruby in the middle around his forehead, gold metal wristplates and red pleather trunks with the outline of the Acropolis on the front – holds his above his head in triumph. The crowd starts yelling “FOOOKRUCIIITYYYY” and “AGGGROOOOOO INTENNNNNZITTYYYYYY” as PowerMaster paces back and forth, periodically shaking the ropes. Oracle stands behind Riddick, looking both stoic and regal.)
ORACLE: Yes, New Frontier Wrestling, once again…. POWERGODZ HAVE DESCENDED UPON THEE! (The crowd roars as PowerMaster stands on the second turnbuckle, reaching his hands towards the heavens. CUT TO: The shot of a fan holding a homemade cardboard lightning bolt that reads FOKRUCITY in the middle.) I, along with PowerGod and the Keeper of Souls Neil Riddick… for some time, we have been traversing the astral plane, seeking enlightenment, seeking a destination for us to move towards. But then I was summoned by my father… ZEUS… THE KING OF THE GODS… to Mount Olympus, the place where, upon my birth, doves were released to the sky as I was dipped into a vat of lamb’s blood, which crafted this… (he flexes his biceps and makes his chest/pecs bounce) a body of sheer perfection. We entered into the Palace of Eternity, where my father sat on his throne… and he told us that he required us to bring him not a sacrifice… but a TROPHY MADE OF GOLD! But my father Zeus… he… he was not alone…
(PowerMaster, running around the ring the entire time, turns to his fellow PowerGod and grabs the microphone.)
POWERMASTER: THERE I STOOD IN FRONT OF ZEUS, THE KING OF THE GODS! And with him were the ones that I summon, the ones that summon me… WITH HIM WERE THE SPIRIT LORDZ FROM HIGH ABOVE, there to contact me, to tell me of the next path of my destiny, THE NEXT PATH OFFFFF MMMYYYY REALLLITTTYYYYYY!!! For the spirit lordz from high above, they are the ones who have given me the energy which flows these veins, THE ENERGY WHICH CAN ONLY BEEEE DESCRIBBBED AS AGRRRROOOOO INNNNNTENNNNZITTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! (The crowd erupts at this. Oracle shakes his head up and down.) For the Spirit Lordz, they are the ones which have sculpted me. They are the ones who have DEFINED me. They are the ones who bellowed forth the yak’s horn. They are the ones who I heard as I stood on top of the Himalayas. They are the ones I heard echoing through the ice chambers of Antarctica. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE GIVEN ME THE POWER OFFFFFFFF FOOKKKRUUUUCIITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! (The crowd goes NUTS as he screams.) And for the Spirit Lords from high above, along with the thunderous words of Zeus… they have commanded that I and the other immortal in the plans of the New Frontier Ryan Oracle… they have commanded that we present to them not just a sacrifice BUT A GIFT… A GIFT OF GOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD!!!!
(PowerMaster starts making the “we want the belt” gesture as he paces around the ring.)
RIDDICK: Yes, you just heard right. Under my liege, POWERGODZ will go forth to procure for Zeus and the Spirit Lordz a trophy made of gold… THE GOLD BELTS CURRENTLY AROUND THE WAISTS OF MALIK ANDERSON AND THE ONE THEY SPEAK OF AS THE BANDIT! (The crowd boos as Oracle starts motioning like he will break their spines.) Our quest will not be vanquished. It is ENSHRINED –
(CUT TO: A figure walking up the ring ramp towards the ring, a giddy look on his face. He has a lock black mullet with lines shaved into his sideburns, a carnival worker-ish black mustache that looks like (but isn’t) it’s painted on, and a white t-shirt with Joe the Camel on it smoking a cigarette tucked into blue jean shorts.)
RIDDICK: Who dares interrupt the Keeper of Souls? AND WHY DOES HE DARE INTERRUPT THE KEEPER OF SOULS?
(Ryan Oracle stand behind Riddick, arms crossed as PowerMaster repeatedly points at him.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Well, we’re going to get right into that. My name… is DOUG Mayfield. That’s right – DOUG Mayfield. And while Eddie may be Bonnie Mayfield’s only son… let me just say that I ain’t from THAT side of the family. Eddie’s my older half-brother.
(Riddick and PowerGodz just stare at him.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Ever since I was a kid, I know I’ve been lucky to have the best half-brother a boy could have! When Eddie would come over to the trailers for six weekends every year, he’d bring with him his Gameboy and sometimes he’d even let me play it! And when we got older, it was just so awesome when he’d let me go and get him his Camels… sometimes, he’d even let me keep the Camel Cash! THAT’S HOW I GOT THIS SHIRT!
(He starts leaping up and down as the crowd boos.)
RIDDICK: Your introduction is well and good, Mr. Mayfield. However, this is time that I have requested –
DOUG MAYFIELD: And this is time that *I* took from you. You see, after years of asking… Eddie finally decided to HIRE me here in NFW! He approved my manager’s license. Which means, Neil… that we’re now competitors. In fact, Riddick… dare I say that we are now ARCH-RIVALS.
(Riddick laughs.)
RIDDICK: Rivals? RIVALS? Rivals are equals. And with you, I see no one to dare challenge us! I see no one to DARE CHALLENGE POWERGODZ!
DOUG MAYFIELD: Well, Riddick… what you don’t see… IS WHAT YOU DON’T GET! And what you don’t get is… as you are now my sworn enemy… my charges are the sworn NEMESISIS of YOURS
(Oracle makes an inquisitive look as PowerMaster freezes and points.)
ORACLE: What do you speak of, Mayfield? Many wish to do harm to PowerGodz, but my father Zeus nor the Spirit Lordz have informed us of competitors who loathe us so much to refer to us as a NEMESIS! Why, I do not---
(PowerMaster stops running in place and starts sniffing the air. He puts his hand on Oracle’s chest.)
POWERMASTER: THE SPIRIT LORDZ HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT! THEY TOLD ME TO LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL! FOR RYAN ORACLE… for Neil Riddick… FOR ALL THOSE IN THE CROWD WHO HAVE CHANNELED THE AGGROOO INTENNNZIITTYYYYY… there is… there is a PRESENCE with us now that is not yet visible…
(Doug Mayfield then takes from the pockets of his jean shorts a lighter and throws a fireball into Riddick's face!He immediately falls down, covering his face and screaming in pain. Oracle and PowerMaster move towards him as Riddick crawls on the mat in agony! The ring once again fills with smoke! Oracle and PowerMaster are no longer visible. Doug Mayfield is hopping up and down in glee as the smoke clears. Ryan Oracle and PowerMaster are both laid out unconscious, next to Riddick. Standing over them are two men, belligerently yelling about “Fokrucity.” Both of them are pasty white, wearing night-black tinted wrap-around sunglasses. One of them has a crew cut with his sides buzz cutted, except there is a dyed-blonde rat-tail that goes to mid-back. The other is slightly taller. He has dark hair with blonde streaks throughought his hair. His sides are completely shaved, creating a tight mullet, showing a UPC symbol tattooed onto the side of his skull! Both are shirtless, wearing tight pants that are “hypercolors” that change with both body and air temperature! Their boots are adorned with microchips.)
“JUST” MARK: Doug Mayfield… who are these guys? (He is so intimidated as medics attend to the carnage in the ring.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Just Mark… (cackles) Allow me to present to you MY FIRST CLIENTS. These men… they reached OUT TO ME. They are CHAD FORTUNE and TOD DESTINY…. THE SHADOWRUNNNNNERSSSSS!!!
(Fortune and Destiny snarl at the crowd which boos.)
FORTUNE: YOUR SILENCE IS DESIRED OR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN! In the future, YOUR SILENCE SHALL BE IMMEDIATE! (Destiny motions to a particularly rowdy group of fans.) This world… this world is not familiar to us!
DOUG MAYFIELD: Tell them, Fortune, where you come from!
FOTRUNE: WE COME FROM THE YEAR 2075! WE HAVE BEEN SENT BACK IN TIME TO RIGHT THE WRONGS OF THE PAST! In your future, you will find that NFW President Eddie Mayfield becomes much more... HE BECOMES THE RULER OF THE ENTIRE WORLD! HE IS THE AIR YOU BREATHE AND THE WATER YOU DRINK! EDDIE MAYFIEND IS DEAR LEADER! AND DEAR LEADER’S DESIRES ARE YOUR COMMANDS! FOR YOU ARE EDDIE MAYFIELD’S SLAVES! FOR YOU ARE BORN WITHOUT NAMES AND YOU DIE IN CAPTIVITY! And his brother Doug… (Doug points to himself) IS THE VICELORD OF THE THOUGHT POLICE! If you think ill of Eddie Mayfield… if you dare attempt to ESCAPE FROM THE ORE CAVERNS… IF YOU DARE HAVE THOUGHS THAT DO NOT ALIGN WITH THE COMMANDS OF THE MAYFIELD STATE… then Doug determines whether YOU DIE SWIFTLY AT HIS HAND OF MERCY… or whether you DIE SLOWLY AT OUR HANDS OF TORTURE! 20 GOTO DESTINY!
DESTINY: (He rips off his sunglasses showing his pupils to be all black!) FOR CHAD FORTUNE AND I TOD DESTINY ARE AMONGST THE CHOSEN! We were BRED specifically to ADVANCE THE WILL of DEAR LEADER EDDIE MAYFIELD! We are his WARRIORS! We are his DEFENDERS! AND YOU! YOU ARE ALL COMMODITIES! YOU ARE ALL BOUGHT AND SOLD LIKE SPACE CATTLE!
(The crowd boos.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Please be silent! The Vicelord of the Thought Police does NOT tolerate this kind of behavior!
FORTUNE: WE HAVE COME BACK IN TIME FOR ONE REASON! For while YOUR WILLS ARE BROKEN… there are some who have chosen to dare REBEL against The Chosen! They DARE stand against Dear Leader Eddie Mayfield! THEY MUST BE CRUSHED SO THE MAYFIELD EMPIRE MAY BE PRESERVED! 30 GOTO DESTINY!
DESTINY: The ones that must be crushed… they have labeled themselves as… THE SENTINELS OF FOKRUCITY! PowerMaster… Ryan Oracle… THE SEA SCROLLS YOU HAVE YET TO WRITE WILL BE DESTROYED! For these are the words that are only whispered! THESE ARE THE WORDS THAT STAND IN DEFIANCE OF DEAL LEADER EDDIE MAYFIELD! THESE ARE THE WORDS THAT MUST BE SILENCED! WE HAVE BEEN SENT BACK IN TIME TO DESTROY FOKRUICTY!
DOUG MAYFIELD: Did you get that? HUH, YOU PIECE OF TURD COMMODITIES? (The crowd boos.) The ShadowRunners are here to rid the WORLD of Fokrucity! And once they do… YOUR THOUGHTS BELONG TO ME! (He cackles once again.)
FORTUNE: POWERMASTER! RYAN ORACLE! We are not here to just physically destroy you. If we so desired, we would have ENCRYPTED YOU INTO THE CYBERVERSE upon our entry through the Orion Time Portal! We are here, PowerGodz, to FORCE YOU TO KNEEL IN OBEDIENCE TO YOUR ONCE AND FUTURE OVERLORD DEAR LEADER EDDIE MAYFIELD! We will FORCE YOU TO PUBLICLY DENOUNCE FOKRUCITY! And we will FORCE YOU TO HAND OVER YOUR FREE WILL TO US… THE SHADOWRUNNERS!
(Doug Mayfield cackles.)
DOUG MAYFIELD: Now watch this! This is awesome! (He stands up straight.) SALUTE!
(The ShadowRunners both get on one knee before Doug Mayfield, with their wrists crossed in an “X” pattern as they look up at him.)
FORTUNE: ONWARD VICTORY!
DESTINY: ONWARD ETERNITY!
BOTH: HAIL DEAL LEADER! OBEY DEAR LEADER! WORSHIP DEAR LEADER!
(Riddick cackles as The Shadowrunners kneel in salute as the crowd boos. FTB)