::Marx is in his mansion, sitting in a chair, waiting and brooding...::
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]JONATHAN MARX: You'd think someone with the name Bobby Walker would display a little Hardwork and at least show up to cut a promo. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]BRANDON JACOBS: Look at it this way, it saves us time we can spend planning our Groundhog Day Party.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]JONATHAN MARX: I can't believe its Groundhog's Day already. This year seemed to fly by. I still got to rush out tonight and buy presents. I've been busy training for Bobby Walker.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]BRANDON JACOBS: Thankfully the stores are open all night tonight.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]JONATHAN MARX: Yeah, I wouldn't want a repeat of what happened last time.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]::Jacobs strokes his chin and he flashes back to the last time::[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]JONATHAN MARX: You'd think someone with the name Steven Regal would be a Man's Man would man up and at least show up to cut a promo. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]BRANDON JACOBS: Look on the bright side, it saves us time we can spend planning our Groundhog Day Party.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]JONATHAN MARX: February seems to come sooner and sooner ever year. I can't believe Groundhog's Day is tomorrow. The year seemed to fly by. I still got to rush out tonight and buy presents. Thankfully the hours have been extended tonight. I've been busy training for William Regal.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]BRANDON JACOBS: Thankfully the stores are open late tonight.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]JONATHAN MARX: Yeah, I wouldn't want a repeat of what happened last year.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]::Jacobs strokes his chin and he flashes back even further::[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]JONATHAN MARX: How long do I have to wait for Dusty Rhodes? I know he is the common man, working hard with his hands... but is he commonly this late?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]BRANDON JACOBS: His father was a plumber. He is used to making people wait. I have an idea, why don't we spend the time while we wait planning a Groundhog's Day Party.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]JONATHAN MARX: Why would anyone hold a Groundhog's Day Party?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]BRANDON JACOBS: Every year people are invited to parties for Halloween, Christmas, and New Years, but after that, there is a big gap until the fourth of July. Plus, we'd have the in on the ultimate Groundhog's Day Party. Do you know of anyone else who holds one?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]JONATHAN MARX: Hmmm, I can't say that I do. I'd have to go out and get people presents. Unfortunately the damn stores close early tonight.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]BRANDON JACOBS: Don't worry, by the time we are done. The stores are going to be open late every February 1st.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]FTB[/FONT]