The scene is an empty campaign office with "GOP 4 UT '12" banners hanging in the background. A neatly kept Miss Maverick, dressed in a businesswoman-like skirt suit, stands in the foreground.
MM: Well don'tcha know that the ULTRATITLE Tournament is finally here and the selection committee has seen it fit to give your hero and mine, The Phantom Republican, a virtual bye in the first round. That's why he sent me to submit this promotional video, don'tcha know, because he can see victory from his house. If the selection committee decides they want to give ol' Gordie a challenge, they'll know where to find him. Until then, Henderson Bramble, if that is your real name, prepare to be run through like my sorority house after a visit from Glen Rice.
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This message has been approved by The Phantom Republican for ULTRATITLE '12 campaign.